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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'escutcheon enhancing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we cotise the bends, that refines
The escutcheon, enhancing its lines.
Narrow stripes on the pales
And the bars—such details
Are the stuff of heraldic designs. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,622 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'detective columbo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm Detective Columbo, you know,
From my long-running mystery show.
To the crooks, I, perplexed,
Make a query: "I'm vexed—
In which socket does my glass eye go?" <LIMERICK_END> | 28,998 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'testicles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I'm crossing myself, here is one
Simple way I remember it's done:
Touch the spectacles (face),
Then the testicles' place,
And the wallet and watch it's such fun! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pierre alamire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pierre Alamire: a guy
Who gave sundry professions a try.
He was copyist, singer,
And document bringer,
Engineer, merchant, diplomat, spy. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daddy caught'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Daddy caught us in bed unawares.
To my lover, he growled, "Say your prayers!"
First he beat my poor Ken,
Broke his kneecap and then
Threw him baltering down our back stairs. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ceiling unlimited'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The new pilot heard this from his tech:
"Today's ceiling's unlimited. Check?
Visibility's high,
With no clouds in the sky:
The conditions are CAVU—don't wreck!" <LIMERICK_END> | 60,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'battling ptsd'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Battling PTSD was the cost
To be borne for the comrades he'd lost—
So much slaughtering done
In a fight dearly won.
Though unscathed, in guilt's seas he was tossed. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,248 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's familiar, an old comfy chair,
But he's lifeless and stilted not there!
While the audience slumbers,
He acts by the numbers.
No passion he just doesn't care. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lit fighter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I'm failing in Lit, I'm a fighter.
It's important to me, as a writer.
I've decided to cram
For my final exam,
So I'm ready to pull an all-nighter. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,575 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anoint'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I said for one year I'd anoint
You as boss to revive this sad joint.
Your efforts? Disjointed.
I'm so disappointed
That you I must now disappoint. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carabiners look'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See that large metal ring with a clip?
People think carabiners look hip
As a holder for keys.
It's for rock climbing. Please!
Grab a cable and go get a grip. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,997 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'queen boudicca'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Queen Boudicca, a warrior brave,
Tried her tribe, the Iceni, to save.
Knives to wheels she attached
And a victory snatched.
Gave those Roman legs quite a close shave! <LIMERICK_END> | 19,896 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agnes wants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Agnes wants to be rich, but she's not.
A precocious, deprived little tot,
She is forced to reside
In an old double-wide.
Dreams and wit, though? She's got quite a lot. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,497 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cleans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His main traits are his filth and his smell,
Yet tonight I admit he looks swell.
He's been scrubbed, I'll allow.
And that tux? Holy cow!
For a hobo, he cleans up real well. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frown classman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a frown, "I'm a classman," says Bob,
Just an out-of-work ditch-digging slob.
While I may have some class
And (some say) a nice ass,
What I really need now is a job." <LIMERICK_END> | 54,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bender'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the bar I said, "Listen here, 'tender —
I'm about to embark on a bender.
Just keep filling my glass
Till I'm drunk off my ass
And I don't know my name, age or gender." <LIMERICK_END> | 5,904 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'water pump'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All American's one you may wish
To try. Water pump's not very swish.
But you'll seem limp and meek,
Apathetic and weak,
If your handshake's the one called dead fish. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,648 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tractor glut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rugged Iceland's got rocky terrain —
Hence its tractor glut. Let me explain.
Exaration's quite slow
(That's plowing, you know)
When it's hindered by so much moraine. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lotto heard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hit the Lotto!" I heard hubby shout.
"Pack your bags. Hurry! Be a good scout."
"Am I loading my grip
For a round-the-world trip?"
"No, my dear. I'm just throwing you out." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feminist died'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Daring Emily Davison tried
To approach the king's horse in mid-ride.
"Votes for Women" her sash
Had proclaimed. In the crash
That resulted, the feminist died. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chubby cherubs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chubby cherubs are chased on the dish —
Round-faced, winged, and as sweet as you wish
In a fine low relief,
Fat as chub. Oh, good grief!
Is chubby derived from a fish? <LIMERICK_END> | 63,896 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quixote'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don Quixote, that sorrowful knight,
Had delusions but strived to do right.
In Cervantes' best book
The don wore a sad look:
A demented and dolorous sight. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,037 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amsler grid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An Amsler grid's made up of lines;
The use of it clearly defines
Any limits of field
In the vision. Revealed:
Scotomata and sinister signs. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,637 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rugs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Metal studs on the soles of your uggs?"
Gasped my shrink. "Let's try tripling your drugs.
This externalization
Of inner frustration
Is ruining all of my rugs." <LIMERICK_END> | 50,334 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lady flakmere'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lady Flakmere's deluded, you see,
For she thinks that her daughter's a tree.
"She's really quite crazy,"
Cries poor little Daisy,
"Since everyone knows I'm a bee!" <LIMERICK_END> | 35,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meaning caucasian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why say white when the meaning's "Caucasian"?
It's a dubious racial equation.
Just look around town;
We are all shades of brown,
Whether African, Western or Asian. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You expect me to fight that marine?
Ain't no way! He's a killing machine.
Still, he's ruined my daughter.
I should take him to slaughter
For bigging my daughter, sixteen. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dimission'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If I told you I wanted dimission
I'd mean that I had an ambition
To go or depart,
But I know I can't start,
Whilst lacking your leave and cognition. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,714 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'santa claus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the dead letter office, there came
Sacks of mail with the "Santa Claus" name.
Said the judge, "Case dismissed,
Since the feds all insist
That Kris Kringle and he are the same." <LIMERICK... | 49,246 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was trained to be fearless, though dread
Floods his body at what lies ahead;
He will need to be brave,
But he fears, as a slave
Chained to oars, very soon he'll be dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lend people'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Banks had mandates to lend people money.
We were living the life; days were sunny.
But with no way to pay
It all back, now we say,
"Could we borrow some milk and some honey?" <LIMERICK_END> | 29,912 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'humans alone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are we humans alone in creation
Or are Others out there? A causation
Of wonder would be,
On the evening TV,
Seeing alien life confirmation! <LIMERICK_END> | 19,592 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corrosion prevention'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Counteracting a substance like rust,
First you scrape it all off (even dust).
Clean the surface, then try
An inhibitor. Why?
For corrosion, prevention's a must. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have a car and my clothes without fail
Outside of this old county jail.
It has only one fence,
Which does not make much sense,
So tomorrow I'll scale it and bail. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,039 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lasers include'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many lasers include locked in glass —
As their active component a gas,
Such as nitrogen or
Metal vapours; what's more:
Each belongs in a separate class. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,069 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'torturing men'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's my job to be torturing men,
And I've told them again and again:
"You have no right to say
That I whip you all day.
We'll be breaking for tea around ten." <LIMERICK_END> | 48,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frightfully tight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In light of the terrible fight
I incited last night, I just might
Claim that I'm in the right—
You were frightfully tight—
But I'm sorry, repentant, contrite. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'remittance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've neglected to send any payment
For my beautiful gold and green raiment.
To me it's no pittance,
So send your remittance —
No hindrance, no snag, no delayment. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,102 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby bunting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your bunt is so charmingly cute,
You'll be sweetness itself when you're mute—
So bye, baby bunting,
Your daddy's a-hunting
To get you a rabbit-skin suit. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,733 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'top fermentation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In beer-making, two kinds of yeast
Hold a sugar-to-alcohol feast.
Best ales for libation
Have top fermentation,
Though lagers, with bottom, aren't least. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,166 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fulmars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Did fulmars (that foul, oily stink!),
Of extinction, get brought to the brink
By St Kildans, who killed
'Em en masse, and then filled
Lamps with "petrol" from petrels (wink, wink)? <LIMERICK_END> | 56,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cat scratch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Did she swipe you with one of her paws?
Got a wound from those long, lethal claws?
Do you feel rough as hell?
Swollen lymph nodes as well?
Cat scratch fever is surely the cause. <LIMERICK_END... | 12,618 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'immature deeds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Such embryonate conduct I had:
Nascent, immature deeds, as a lad.
Now I'm seasoned and wise;
So to no one's surprise,
I'm now acting exactly like Dad. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,820 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'raw fish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are worms in the fish in the sea.
Eat those fish and their worms are set free.
Anisakis, we know,
Can attack us and grow.
One should not eat raw fish you agree? <LIMERICK_END> | 38,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miniature pig'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a contest with truffles to dig,
I showed up with my miniature pig.
With his zest he impressed;
He would best all the rest.
They said, "Oh, what a show! This one's BIG!" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'last deposition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You lied in your last deposition,
Further weak'ning your flimsy position.
I've been fleeced, I can see—
It's apparent to me—
So an out-of-court deal ain't my mission. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,620 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fetus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the womb there's a sac that's aquatic
For your fetus. Does that sound exotic?
Have we fish gills and fins
When gestation begins?
Sure...and twins may be diamniotic. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,421 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "So you're out on the lake, in the barge,
With a corpse and a knife," says the sarge.
"Never meant him to die,"
Says the kid. "Honest, I
Can explain, if you'll let me enlarge." <LIMERICK_END> | 44,952 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demoscene coders'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Computers must bend to the will
Of the demoscene: coders with skill.
The demogroups show
Every trick that they know
In their demos, and awe they instill. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alta fescue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alta fescue's a mountainside grass
That can grow in a meadow or pass.
It gets used as late hay
Or for forage, a way
To keep cattle producing their gas. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,959 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'georges bugnet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Georges Bugnet, pioneer, born in France,
Came to Canada, plants to enhance;
And to add to his fame
La forêt won acclaim
As a novel on forest romance. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,943 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devout impious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I blaspheme; you can't call me devout.
I'm impious; of that, there's no doubt.
But oh wait! Got that wrong—
In my faith, I'm quite strong!
(If I'm not, White House breakfasts are out.) <LI... | 9,828 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'movie plot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a staple, a good movie's plot
Will demand that the hero be shot.
The excitement should build—
Will he really get killed?
No, he's fine—although creased quite a lot. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,448 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kindness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd go to a place called the ends
Of the earth to give aid to my friends.
So important they are
That I'd go just as far
As the bounds to which kindness extends. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,724 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deoxyadenosine free'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deoxyadenosine, free
In my bloodstream, is scary to me.
This deficiency, then,
Poisons lymphocytes when
ADA can't remove that debris. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,788 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two rhymes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A clerihew uses two rhymes:
It's AA and BB at all times,
And this poem defines
Someone's life in four lines—
Be it stamped by good deeds or by crimes. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,834 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'name altenburg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The name Altenburg, so I am told,
In German means "castle of old".
Though small as a town,
It has gained much renown
For the game there invented and sold. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,335 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'command'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a leader of talent and skill,
And I bend one and all to my will.
I don't have to command.
They eat out of my hand:
Every wish that I have, they fulfill. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,003 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'belly buttons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Belly buttons are nature's reward,
Marking Mother's umbilical cord.
There are outies and innies
That mystics and ninnies
Can gaze at whenever they're bored. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nanny hiding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alas for that old Scottish nanny,
Hiding cash in each nook and each cranny.
When she died, in the end,
And her ghost couldn't spend
What she'd cached, that seemed rather un-canny. <LIMERICK_... | 10,536 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boosterism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Boosterism gives me a pain.
It is arrogant, boastful and vain.
It says, "We are the best,
And to hell with the rest!"
One town's loss is another town's gain. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,752 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rear roger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Feeling hands in his pants, front and rear,
Roger paid close attention, no fear,
As, with care not to nip,
She released his stuck zip
(And she'll take a close look once it's clear). <LIMERICK_... | 20,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sasha next'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sasha's next combination's in trouble:
Triple axel, an edge pull, a double.
It's looked awkward of late,
The transitions not great.
Make the semis? Our girl's on the bubble. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,266 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'double fee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The consultant, from one until three,
Discussed business with Billy and me.
While we liked his advice
We declined to pay twice:
Double billing, he claimed double fee! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,154 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'script'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With full recall I wasn't equipped
When I improvised part of the script.
The director, however,
Liked better my clever
Ad libs for the lines that I skipped. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,274 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acne ciliaris'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The term acne ciliaris applies
To follicular pustules that rise
On the sufferer's face
In a sensitive place:
They will form on the lids of his eyes. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,842 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carbohydrates denied'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Robert Atkins' strict diet supplied
A brief plan: carbohydrates denied.
And the starchless result
For the head of this cult?
The good doc was quite fat when he died. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,831 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king richard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> John of Norfolk said, "What I've been told
Is the king's been betrayed, like for gold.
My great liege, friend and master
Is facing disaster;
King Richard the Third's bought and sold!" <LIMER... | 56,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For a person to say passing gas
Makes it plain such a person has class,
Since to call that a fart
Shows that one's not that smart,
And it clearly defines one as crass. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,174 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'monastic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the monk in monastic attire
Chose some eggs, their prognosis was dire,
As Franciscans, you know,
Love their eggs, which will go
From the frying pan into the friar. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,023 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'turpitudinous taker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alas! Turpitudinous taker,
A troubling disgrace to your Maker!
You coveted loot,
And you stole it to boot—
And got stoned, Achar, right there in Achor. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,520 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'labour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A saving of labour or space"
Is a meaning I've not had to face.
Though compendium's heard,
Such a use of the word
Won't occur in a modern-day place. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'johnny meant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Johnny meant well; he wrote, "Anna's neet."
He disedified: praise not so sweet.
She'd been looking for work,
And this "comforting" jerk
Spread his mouth and inserted both feet. <LIMERICK_END... | 44,804 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'romeo montague'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Isn't Romeo Montague keen?"
Gushed Julie the Capulet teen.
But their passion cost dear:
It was curtains, I fear,
By the end of the ultimate scene. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seven ages'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As You Like It: the world is a stage
And we're reading a script, page by page.
Seven ages: the heart
As each man plays his part
From his birth to his death of old age. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,073 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dietitian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I've updated my book on nutrition,"
Announces my skilled dietitian.
"You'll see I've filled in
More ideas to get thin—
Here's my all-new expanded edition." <LIMERICK_END> | 46,516 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hollow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A discussion on birds, hard to follow,
Full of technical terms, I found hollow.
What I do recall most
Was the chairman's first toast
As he burped, "The return of the swallow." <LIMERICK_END> | 16,887 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'block peg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "New kids on the block" "peg" the quote
To say "look at me", "heads up", "take note".
This "butt-brained" convention
To "suck" my attention
Is "phooey", and "that's all she wrote". <LIMERICK_EN... | 54,167 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'along cliffs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are much safer places to go
Than the tracks along cliffs, where the blow
Of the wind on the top
Knocks you over the drop
At the edge, down to rocks far below. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,847 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's so far! Should we ride all the way?
There were sixty-five ballots for "nay".
But the same count for "aye"
Meant the vote was a tie
At Optometrists' Pony Club Day. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,713 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'totals growing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Add some numbers together; you'll find
Totals growing as more are combined.
That will happen unless
Some are negative—yes—
Then the opposite...well, never mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,613 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flosser'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm upset, but this tramp makes me crosser
With his begging—the homeless old dosser.
Several teeth appear crushed;
They're all dirty, unbrushed.
You can bet that this bum's not a flosser. <LIMERI... | 41,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clowns exist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Twenty-seven pile out of a car
Wearing costumes and make-up bizarre.
Clowns exist to spread cheer,
So then why this deep fear?
Coulrophobic, that's just what you are. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,235 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dinornis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dinornis: no wings to take flight
And too bulky to hide out of sight,
It was hunted galore.
Ain't around any more—
Went extinct, the poor moa bird's plight. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,803 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dish klutz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your uncouthness is driving me nuts!
Can't you see that's a candy dish, klutz?
It's for holding the sweets
That a proper guest eats—
Not for putting out cigarette butts! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'churchyard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I will caretake your churchyard with care.
I'll be sure that no weed will grow there.
I will shovel and rake
And will piously take
Special care of this garden of prayer. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,180 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cnidarian body'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cnidarian body is made
With a radial floor-plan displayed:
The umbrella or bell
Holds the stomach as well;
'Round its mouth are the nettles arrayed. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,219 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leeks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Our vegetable farmers profess
They've no knowledge of crops for the press."
So our president speaks
When he talks about leeks
In his State of the Onion address. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,641 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some examples of what makes me blue,
And of what I am planning to do:
Well, for instance, you're drunk
And you smell like a skunk —
And for instance, get out and we're through. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arresting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The inspector's charisma is cresting,
His men are agreed in attesting.
He brooks no dissension;
Commands their attention.
This officer sure is arresting. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'job difficult'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The job's difficult, seems all uphill;
It takes effort and skill to fulfill:
I'll suppress all the stress;
I'll progress to success;
I'll work hard at it, till I can chill. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,512 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'laundry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "This place is a pig sty!" she muttered.
"It's junk-filled and utterly cluttered.
I've searched the whole house
But I can't find my spouse!"
"I'm under the laundry," he sputtered. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,899 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'break'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word break can equate to "exceed"
If you're dealing with matters of speed.
Doing 85 when
You're supposed to do 10
Means you've broken the limit, indeed! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dewey decimal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm an organized person, you know,
Putting everything where it should go.
Dewey decimal-based,
The file can't be misplaced...
I don't know where I've archived it, though. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big bertha'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's no-one big Bertha can't beat
When she gears up to chow down and eat.
Her gluttonous eyes
Open way past the size
Of her stomach, stuffed full and replete. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'recounted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I recounted the tale of my woe,
Of the dough that I lost, and the blow
To my honor, and how
I prevailed, and feel now.
All I got was a "Cool story, bro." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,839 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sacred divine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On our holy Book's every line
Are the words of God, sacred, divine.
You ask how we can know?
'Cos the Book tells us so.
Take a look. It's on page forty-nine. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'centennial party'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A centennial party is held
Every one hundred years that are felled
By a person or nation.
In grand celebration,
The cry of centenary's yelled. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,538 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tractor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our farm needs an up-to-date tractor,
But my dad is an over-reactor
To anything new.
He says, "Horses will do."
That's decisive to him as a factor! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'on their'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "One and all, would they do this," say we,
"On their by?" "But I have it! For he,
With his will from an at—"
"You, there! Not as in that!
Of the my... a to be, her or she?" <LIMERICK_END> | 62,757 |
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