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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Gott mit uns," so I thought. "All is right.
Hell itself would succumb to our might."
But that faith's gone for good
Since we lost Belleau Wood
When the Devil Dogs joined in the fight. <LIMERICK_EN... | 30,299 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'items spilled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mother's kitchen, in sad disarray,
Was in no state at all for display.
Items spilled from the drawers,
Splatters covered the floors,
And the tea towels were tattletale grey! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decayable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You said my new skin's not decayable.
But its rotting; my bones are displayable."
"We're sorry you're shedding;
Just soften your bedding—
Our terms deem the charge non-repayable." <LIMERICK_EN... | 38,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dinosaurs quite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the toddler, I've thinked and I've thinked
What made dinosaurs quite so extinct.
P'raps they fought to the death;
Breathed their species' last breath,
And then into the sea they all ... | 46,054 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'first subway'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The US's first subway was neat.
Ran on trolley cars under the street
Of this New England town
That has gained great renown
For a massacre, beans and tea. Sweet! <LIMERICK_END> | 50,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gossip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A desire to gossip is bad.
It's a character flaw, I might add.
But that word can mean "chat"
(Verb or noun). Clearly that
Shows my brain is expanding like mad. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,853 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coco chanel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A couturière's expert in dress
Pour la femme and should be a success
If, like Coco Chanel,
She's both chic and can sell
At her shows high-class clothes that impress. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dance school'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At my granddaughter's dance school, though fees
Seem a bargain, they're only a tease,
Because costumes are vital
For every recital,
And tickets, and yikes! DVDs! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,147 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tightrope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the tightrope, you had our attention.
And we gasped when you made your descension,
'Cause you fell from your perch;
Now you're left in the lurch,
Since the circus won't grant you a pension. ... | 32,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chuckled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In he plunged, then emerged soon for air,
Clumps of frog spit adorning his hair.
I yelled, "Nice algae hat!"
And he chuckled at that.
"Hop on in, Pop; there's plenty to spare." <LIMERICK_END> | 56,136 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confession knelt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A boring old chap at confession
Knelt down for his fifth daily session.
As his story droned on,
Father Don was soon gone
To go look for another profession! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'funeral'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At his funeral she felt on the verge
Of a meltdown, complete with the urge
To intone, loudly groaning,
Her own lonely moaning
To merge with the organist's dirge. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,384 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evil loki'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Evil Loki shot Balder the Good
With an arrow of mistletoe wood.
When her cherished son died,
All the tears Frigga cried
Turned to berries of white where she stood. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hieroglyph used'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a hieroglyph used as a frame
For inscribing a pharaoh's full name:
A cartouche. And a cartridge
To shoot, say, a partridge,
Or an outline resembling the same. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'private schools'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Private schools should be banned, critics say,
With their pupils (both boarders and day)
To be tutored en masse.
If it happens, alas,
They'll be classless in more than one way. <LIMERICK_... | 46,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dissuasion warrior'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Despite all attempts at dissuasion,
A warrior's bent on invasion.
Dehortations aside,
He won't be denied;
He'll attack foreign lands on occasion. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,658 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'use compass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> East by north, sir? For me, that's a breeze.
Use a compass that's marked in degrees.
Seven eight point sev'n five
To the east's where I'd drive —
That's true, sir, for roads and for seas. <LI... | 43,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tom feet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some Velcro has fastened each shoe;
But the loud rasp-like sound gives the clue
That what's been on Tom's feet
Has been tossed in the street
From his pushchair. He is only two. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ice rink'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the ice rink there's light and there's sound—
To the show, that's the way folks are bound.
The main players are kings:
Each one dances and sings,
While the chorus skates round and around. <LI... | 58,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hoop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our cheerleaders let out a whoop
When we finally managed a hoop.
Our guard passed the ball
To Neanderthal Paul
In a play that we call alley-oop. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,845 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bluetick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For a bluetick, my dog, though real fast,
As a tracker was sadly miscast.
Since he thought it a race,
He would pick up the pace
Till all foxes and coons had been passed. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,129 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crave chocolate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son David quite often will crave
Chocolate cake; it's his absolute fave.
It's the food he likes best
And he gives me no rest
Till I've baked one. He makes me his slave. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'met liz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I met Liz, and I'm now in a tizzy.
I'm reeling, vertiginous, dizzy.
Though my brain's MRI
Shows that nothing's awry,
All its cells must be spinning for Lizzie! <LIMERICK_END> | 32,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named feller'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a faller named Feller
Who was known as a boozer and heller.
Working high on a spruce
His frayed harness came loose.
Now old Fell in the graveyard's a dweller. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,611 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'saving ark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Noah looked at his plans: "Oh, damnation!
Something's missing," he thought; his creation
Inside would be dark,
For his life-saving ark
Had no windows! Forgot fenestration! <LIMERICK_END> | 57,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asthma puffin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With my asthma, I'm puffin' quite huffily,
And I'm wheezin' and chuffin' most puffily.
And if that's not enough,
When I'm totin' my stuff,
I am puffin' and huffin' all chuffily. <LIMERICK_E... | 19,626 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drafted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have recently drafted my will
(You just never know when you'll get ill).
My wife cannot wait
Till the day I am late.
Disinheriting—boy, what a thrill! <LIMERICK_END> | 38,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrote poetry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His lute songs with beauty are filled;
He wrote poetry: doubly skilled.
Back then, Thomas Campion,
Composer most champion,
Charged with murder, just could have been killed. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,979 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bryony'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bryony's one kind of vine
That can not be considered benign.
There is nothing poetic
About this emetic;
So don't add its root to my wine. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,320 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pumps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like, with shoes, I am crazy perfectional,
But this pair seems all skewed and deflectional;
One is low, one is high...
They're on sale now? Oh my!
Then who cares if the pumps are correctional! <LIM... | 41,524 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charm city'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They were known as the old Cleveland Browns
Till Modell took his team and changed towns.
Now they're Baltimore's team
With a new name to scream.
Charm City took over on downs. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,173 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accepting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Accept has two meanings to sport:
You accept a new theory, in short,
Where it means "to believe";
Or "officially receive,"
When accepting the mayor's report. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,144 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dryer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An urbane washer-dryer installer,
Paul from Georgia proclaimed: "I'm no drawler,
But I had a close call
When I bawled: 'Bye-bye y'all!'
I felt small, like a worm (a night crawler)." <LIMERICK_END> | 45,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'armpit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My armpit is under my arm.
Its odors could do noses harm.
Be glad that each day
I use roll-on or spray
So I don't smell as bad as a farm. <LIMERICK_END> | 272 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'helium balloon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The toddler received as a gift
A present which gave her a lift:
A helium balloon!
By mid-afternoon,
She was floating past Harrow, adrift. <LIMERICK_END> | 979 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deadbeat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the deadbeat was caught with a bun,
He was breathless, dead beat—he was done.
He had not paid his bill
(That's like robbing the till)
At the diner—he'd eaten and run. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,735 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lumberjacks climb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The streams go from trickle to flow
In the spring with the melting of snow.
This is break up, the time
When most lumberjacks climb
Back in bed—nature's halted the show. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'telescopes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bring together a col- with a -lation
Or bind them to get colligation.
Collimation's adjusting
Of telescopes. Trusting
No conflict, please, no colluctation! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,469 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pisan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That Tower in Paris is gallic
And quite unashamedly phallic.
But the Pisan confection,
That tilting erection,
Is, aptly enough, pure Italic. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insecticides'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hydrocarbons like camphene are used
In insecticides, sending enthused
Fans of hiking and camping
Out merrily tramping
Through woods without getting abused. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your ethics are old and they're tired.
Call off statutes no longer required!
Let's adopt a new stance—
Maybe: "Give piece a chance."
Tell all vice squads tomorrow they're fired! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,592 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From its looks, I could clearly deduce
That this diner was once a caboose.
Now no longer on tracks,
It's a place to buy snacks
Through what's known as adaptive reuse. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'queen elizabeth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Queen Elizabeth wouldn't be seen
At a drag race, ya know what I mean?
So I'd probably guess
That's some guy in Her dress,
Not Her Highness, the actual Queen. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,333 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lily'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This "lily" may cut itself free;
Its stem may be moved A to B.
And most crinoids today
Are less likely to stay,
But freely, they move through the sea. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'finnic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our college developed a clinic
To help us take courses in Finnic.
"Those are languages whose
Words you seldom will use,"
Warned my uncle, who's known as a cynic. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,819 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'run averages'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Earned run averages? Here's how they're done:
If a pitcher gives up just one run
In a game due to hits,
But our fielding's the pits,
Then his day's ERA is still one. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,924 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mrs smith'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was "Sex with Some Other Guy's Wife Night"
At the bar. (I ain't livin' my life right.)
Mrs. Smith, on my arm,
Has adulterous charm,
But she's not of much use in a knife fight. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,903 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disclosure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since disclosure you're now forced to skirt,
When the press asks, reply with a curt
"I've no comment today,"
And then leave—don't delay—
Lest you're tempted trade secrets to blurt. <LIMERICK_E... | 38,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decoration day'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Decoration Day: once set aside
To remember our heroes who'd died.
Now we pause every May
On Memorial Day
As we honor their service with pride. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,888 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alaska'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lying west of Alaska are isles
That stretch outward for hundreds of miles.
Amchitka, the one
Where the A-tests were done,
Was polluted by underground trials. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a cow should jump over the moon
As some dishware elopes with a spoon,
Let's let no one disparage
This oddly mixed marriage;
From vitriol no one's immune. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,232 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bach bust'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your carelessness makes me disgusted;
My beloved Bach bust is now busted.
See, you split his head there;
And to pay for repair,
You will find your next pay check adjusted. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,942 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fine statesman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As our country first made its debut,
One fine statesman (and scientist, too)
Was a printer and writer
And strong freedom-fighter.
There's nothing this man couldn't do. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,636 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cobbler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you need a career, it's not news
There are some dying out you could choose.
You might be aware
That the cobbler is rare:
He's the fellow who makes boots and shoes. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reflection backstage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He tells lighting he sees a reflection
Backstage, from the scenic projection.
His actors can't act
But he fancies as fact
He's on track for awards in direction. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,304 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brandy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For my hard-drinking great-uncle Andy
Computational skills come in handy:
"(1 beer + 1 shot)
× 13, and you've got
An ideal time to move on to brandy." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burglar alarm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My burglar alarm, I assume,
Will cause any intruder his doom.
Hypersensitive, yes:
It goes off, I confess,
When the sunlight breaks into the room. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caddy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A caddy's your guide, on the links,
To how the green rises and sinks.
He'll carry your clubs
Up the hills, through the shrubs,
And carry you home after drinks. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,938 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'back circle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a sidewalk, face down, I was sprawled.
"Please! I'll pay you your money!" I bawled.
Then my loan shark, Big Ed,
Touched my toes to my head.
A back circle is what this is called. <LIMERICK_... | 45,137 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'foster father'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I am reading a parenting book
For some help with this burden I took,
But he's worth all the bother,"
Says the new foster father.
"For this kid, I am learning to cook." <LIMERICK_END> | 54,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ranger macvern'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I told Ranger MacVern at the scene,
"'Twas the biggest darn thing ever seen!
Big, sharp teeth and huge claws
On these great hairy paws—
It was arctoid, you know what I mean?" <LIMERICK_END... | 4,756 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autotheism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Autotheism: that's the belief
I'm divine—in my mind, I am chief.
Now please wipe off that frown,
For you needn't bow down.
Be your own god and don't give me grief. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,901 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'basilicon ointment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take opopanax, galbanum, pitch —
Stir in resin and oil so rich.
Don't need an appointment
For basilicon ointment:
Treats your cut and your burn and your itch. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,104 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baghdad shopping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Five rugs for five bucks! What a deal!
Baghdad-shopping for Graham's quite a steal.
Now I'm sold on the war
'Cause I know what it's for:
It's to carpet Graham's home. How surreal! <LIM... | 15,845 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> UPS: "What can brown do for you?"
It does quite a lot, that is true.
It's a college, a man,
To scorch in a pan,
And it's also the color of poo. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,977 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'continuative'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Continuative, with acuity,
We like to effect continuity.
Our sense undisturbed,
We shall roll, unperturbed
In our soul, through a constant congruity. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lou godfather'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For Lou's godfather, we'd prefer you!
But it looks like our plan's fallen through:
Pastor Paul said, "No way
Can I give the OK
To a Mafia don. No can do!" <LIMERICK_END> | 60,497 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'act four'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My actor friend Thessaly's short,
And she isn't a very good sport.
She recited Act Four
Rather close to the floor:
Acting up was her final resort. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,074 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loggerheads turtle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The loggerheads—turtle and shrike—
Nest in Loggerhead Key, past the dike.
A three-wheeled ATV
Buzzed their nests, so you see
They're at loggerheads fighting a trike. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,078 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'singer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's a singer who's from the UK
(No, not Amy, Adele, Jesse J);
She sports a black hat
And she's sultry, not fat.
"Let it Go" was a big hit for Fe. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,392 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'convent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She had entered the convent at ten
To begin a new life there and then.
Not religious, per se,
Cloistered life was her way
Of avoiding all contact with men. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cousin jane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cousin Jane, although eager to greet
Any scandal that comes to her street,
Says she'll never unfold
Any secrets she's told.
Though she files away notes, she's discreet. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,484 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butchered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She had driven her ducks, it was said,
To a mighty poor market instead
Of her marrying well.
She'd been living in hell
Till she butchered the bully in bed. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,655 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bookbinding ace'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a bindery kind of a place
You'll be finding a bookbinding ace
Who, when books fall apart,
By imparting his art
Will their binding, by twining, replace. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,665 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make love'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said her hubby, in love with her madly,
"I want to make love to you badly!"
Said she, "Have no fear,
You've succeeded, my dear,"
While recalling their lovemaking, sadly. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,989 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bees stingers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These bees' stingers have barbs. Nope, not funny.
And, whether it's cloudy or sunny,
Tribe Apini spends hours
Getting pollen from flowers
Which is why it is hairy-eyed, honey. <LIMERICK_END... | 61,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bone shark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Is a bone shark a crook who sells bones?
(To bones as a loan shark's to loans?)"
No. I thank you for asking,
But the bone shark's a basking
Shark. (Yes, they're aquatical clones.) <LIMERICK_... | 34,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burned spots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To staunch with a burn application
Is an act that's called cauterization.
The blood cannot flow
Past the burned spots and so
Its use can stop exsanguination. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spermatogenesis twined'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In biology text books you'll find
This with spermatogenesis twined;
Though at first you may think
Acroblast is the stink
That comes out of a gymnast's behind. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bestest friend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lorraine is my mom's bestest friend.
She is my best friend too: I depend
On her dealing with Mom —
Staying patient and calm
While Mom carps about me without end. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elliptical speech'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Elliptical speech is obscure.
It starts, but then takes a detour.
You can't pin it down.
Should you laugh? Should you frown?
Is that truth in your ears, or manure? <LIMERICK_END> | 41,805 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A brainish man won't use his brain,
Or perhaps he's gone briefly insane,
Since he thinks without blinking
And acts without thinking.
He's losing much more than he'd gain. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,516 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drumsticks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Extra accented rhythms in hand,
He plays rock in an awesome new band.
He gets all of his kicks
From his drumsticks' hot licks,
And his backbeat's the best in the land. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,565 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pickpocket sidekick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adam Tiler's the little-known name
That a pickpocket's sidekick could claim.
He will lurk near the dip,
Pouch the "goods" and then skip.
Till he's caught, there'll be more of the same... | 58,159 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'overgrown seagull'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "An overgrown seagull" is one
Of the most indisputably fun
Combinations of words
For those albatross birds
Found in Coleridge's Rime, which I shun. <LIMERICK_END> | 961 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stupidly blabbing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you wish, then consider it jabbing
When I claim that you're stupidly blabbing.
As you mindlessly speak,
Those are secrets you leak.
Put more thought and less naught in your gabbing. ... | 18,903 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'symptoms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My doctor just filled me with glee.
"There's evidence present of de-
crudescence," he stated.
My symptoms abated!
Now soon of disease I'll be free. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named term'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The above-named's a term that you use
When referring to somebody whose
Name's already been said,
So the reader is led
Neatly back to the person you choose. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'california privet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> California privet? Hey man,
This here plant really comes from Japan.
My one serves as a hedge
Round the property's edge.
Stinky flowers? You grow what you can. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feathers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A duster of feathers am I.
You're entitled to ask, "Really? Why?"
I'll explain if I must:
I'm a tool to brush dust —
Fully-feathered but not meant to fly. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With your confidence starting to fall,
As your club won't connect with the ball,
Each swing's an air shot,
So perhaps you should not
Take up golf as your game after all. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flatboats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With flat nethermost parts apropos,
They're designed so that flatboats may go
Through low-water locales
Such as shallow canals,
Seldom running aground even so. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meal contributions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Give generously:" read the appeal,
"Hungry children in need of a meal!"
Contributions were made,
Costs of meals were all paid;
The largesse of the donors was real. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,805 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pink caprice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the car lot he asked, "Whatcha think?"
His wife's fickleness stirred up a stink.
"M'mind's changed to a lease
On a hot pink Caprice."
(Just the thing that would drive him to drink.) <LIME... | 36,866 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ant (or a termite) queen flies
In a mating dance high toward the skies.
Then she loses her wings
And to egg-laying swings.
She's deciduous. ("Grounded," she sighs.) <LIMERICK_END> | 63,183 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accountant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My accountant has made me a wreck.
I believe he's been lying like heck.
I can't prove it," sighs Sue,
"And my taxes are due,"
Disbelievingly signing the check. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,670 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'harrow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At Harrow, the bill is a list
To record all the students who missed
Or attended. This tally
Tells boys: "Those who dally
Will suffer a rap on the wrist!" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canadian dollars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I saved lots for a boat—a whole pot
Of Canadian dollars," said Scott.
"But devalued, their worth
In each country on earth
Is the price of a raft, not a yacht." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'film'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though our wedding is planned as no-frills,
Should we film it, or settle for stills?
When old age is advancing,
We'll want to see dancing.
Let's choose movies, and hope for some spills. <LIMERICK_EN... | 55,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'body bacteria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the body, bacteria grow
In the presence of sweat. You will know
By the odor that's there.
In the White House, the air
Is befouled by another B.O. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,517 |
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