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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jannine unattractive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a writer, Jannine's unattractive
Because for long spells she's inactive.
I suspect her work's shallowness
Is caused by this fallowness;
I wish she were more interactive. <LIME... | 52,731 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ben holders'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If Ben Holders saw beauty in boulders,
He'd shrug his artistic young shoulders
So as not to provoke
Crasser viewers to joke,
"Beauty's just in the eye of B. Holders!" <LIMERICK_END> | 10,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lust contributive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the feeling I'm feeling, my dove,
Isn't quite the same feeling as love,
You'll be willing, I trust,
To discover, in lust,
A contributive feature thereof. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,022 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some people may think it obscene
To have more than one way that you lean,
But for soap it's idyllic
To be amphiphilic:
Loving water and oil is clean. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,447 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wears glasses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a boy makes no pass at a girl
Who wears glasses, then what would unfurl
If she happened to try
Those you wear when you fly?
I don't know, but let's give it a whirl! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,117 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agreement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Should a lady have reason or dread
And renege on agreement to wed,
She should soon disengage
At an opportune stage,
Ere "repeat after me" has been read. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,230 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puberty makes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd tried out for a team called the Snakes.
They said, "No! Girls don't have what it takes."
When they choose up sides now?
They compete for me. Wow,
What a difference that puberty makes! ... | 20,212 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freud'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Freud and Bowlby are two you keep score.
Then add Kohlberg and Ainsworth (that's four).
Count Vygotsky in too;
These are names of a few
Developmentalists. Oh, and there's more... <LIMERICK_END> | 39,266 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young lady'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A beguiling young lady from Kent
Drew attention wherever she went.
She had eyes clear and pure,
And a manner demure,
And a nose that was bulbous and bent. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,262 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curtal reed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To blow the bassoon is an art,
And the curtal's quite tricky to start.
So how do they differ?
The curtal reed's stiffer—
Needs more of a burp than a fart. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,498 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gravity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Failed a physics test; felt like a clown,
Then a classmate took note of my frown.
When he asked, "Why so sad?"
I replied to the lad,
"It's 'cause gravity's bringing me down." <LIMERICK_END> | 34,699 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pussycat scat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a problem, quite possibly, that
You may face if your pussycat's scat
Has befouled her rear end,
And by bathing you tend
To refreshen your felines: no cat. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,003 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drug policy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are narcs who, I'm sure, will insist
That the White House drug policy list
Is correct, but I say
People don't speak that way.
Several things on that list can't exist. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shakespeare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Will Shakespeare, folks say, was no fool,
And our beautiful tongue was his tool,
But for me, he could be
Off the mark, as when he
Wrote down dog-hearted, meaning "most cruel." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,938 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'converter makes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It takes one thing and makes it another.
A converter makes dad into mother;
It makes slim into fat,
And makes this into that—
It's a notion no brother should smother. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,843 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wooing voters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Kiss those babies! And suck in your gut!
Always smile for the cameras! Do what
Fifty experts all say!
(Wooing voters this way
Is a massive campaign in the butt.) <LIMERICK_END> | 11,416 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autocracy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There is no one who dares disagree
With my nastiest rule or decree,
For I'll stand no debate.
This autocracy's great—
Since the government's ruled by just me. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,751 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calligraphical gem'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A p and an h and an m
Share a round calligraphical gem
Called a bow: it's composed,
Either open or closed,
Of a curve that's attached to a stem. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,844 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dehumidification sigh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dehumidification, I sigh,
Makes my skin and my sinuses dry.
And my adenoids cramp
If the air isn't damp,
So I'll travel by sea, but not fly. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,306 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antelucan means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Antelucan means "held before light,"
Before dawn and the sun growing bright.
Early Christians met then
For their prayers; that was when
Persecution in Rome reached its height. <LIMERICK_E... | 9,233 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abdominocystic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There is nothing religious or mystic
In this concept: abdominocystic.
Of the bladder it speaks,
And of guts the word reeks—
Not much poetry; hardly artistic. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,261 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brown betty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First she served me a plate of spaghetti,
Then a freshly baked apple brown Betty.
To the meal, my reaction
Was utmost attraction—
Erotic as D. G. Rossetti. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'penguins fresh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The agency's new CEO
Planned on selling the penguins fresh snow:
"Here's where you come in, John—
You must stage this cool con:
As our front man, I know, you're a pro." <LIMERICK_END> | 24,308 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limericist jim'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've just buried, with many a hymn,
That daredevil limericist, Jim.
What we last heard him say
Was "A.A.B.B.A."
Always bold, Jim went out on a lim. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'megan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once Megan was thrown by her horse.
She was livid, yet blameless perforce.
But the trainer? Fair game —
The foul mouth on that dame!
What a tongue-lashing: blisteringly coarse. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,552 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copula quick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A copula, quick as a wink,
Is a verb that expresses a link:
"That sounds good." "Life seems free."
But most often, to be,
As in, "I am a thinker." I think. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death sentence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The death sentence's surely been passed,
No matter how much you've amassed.
Make merry and dance —
Life's a once-only chance
For those good and those sad sorry-assed. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'solarium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coaxed Lord Rupert, "Come, come, it's no sin
That I want you so bad from within.
The solarium's free—
All alone we shall be"
(Till a crowd gathered round to peep in). <LIMERICK_END> | 19,752 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dove'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "See that dove flitting downwards? The giver
Of life now descends to the river
To land on that man."
"Is this part of God's plan?"
"I don't know, but that voice makes me shiver." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,229 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mayor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "With corruption, our city is fraught,"
Cried the mayor, "but I can't be bought!
Re-elect me—I stress
I will clean up this mess!"
(Right. That jerk was the first one they caught.) <LIMERICK_END> | 49,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'genes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the genes you were born with have flaws,
And you can't fix the primary cause,
Get a brace for your feet,
Or adjust what you eat.
Called euphenics, it's cause for applause. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,261 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frank barone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Peter Boyle played the dad Frank Barone.
His sarcastic asides were well known.
But he kept us entranced
As the monster who danced
While he put on the Ritz with a groan. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,478 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roaches scat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cockroach is scared of the rat
Who, in turn, is afraid of the cat,
Who dreads dogs, who fear men,
Who avoid wives... (it then
Comes full circle)... who screech, "Roaches! Scat!" <LIMERIC... | 40,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'welles directed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Orson Welles starred in Citizen Kane,
Where he showed C.F. Kane in his pain
When he wrote a review …
Welles directed the crew—
As an actor-director, that's plain. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Back two centuries, you might have learned
Of caloric in things that you burned.
You could sense it as heat,
Maybe warming your feet.
But that theory has long since been spurned. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,400 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'badger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a badger. The badge that you see
On my coat has a capital "P"
(That's for pauper) which means
That I haven't got beans,
But I'm licensed to beg by decree. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rotary club'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was nursing a beer at the pub
When a crapulous stranger said, "Bub,
Howzabout you and me
Drive in circles, then see
About joining the rotary club?" <LIMERICK_END> | 21,202 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chalcid flies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Chalcid flies!" cried an arthropod critic.
"Their habits are damned parasitic:
They lay eggs neath prey's hide;
Larvae dine from inside.
Can't deny—that sounds awfully pruritic!" <LIMERICK... | 46,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'galactic cannibalism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When one galaxy's path intersects
With another's, the bigger collects
Many stars. Sometimes all
Of the smaller will fall
To galactic cannibalism's effects. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,094 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death warrant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You're guilty!" the judges opined.
Then your sentence is passed, and you find
That the gallows await.
Now they're sealing your fate
With a pen, as your death warrant's signed. <LIMERICK_EN... | 36,168 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'muscle soreness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First I ran; then I swam; then I played.
The next day I felt stiff and dismayed.
As my doc would explain,
There's a name for my pain:
Muscle soreness, with onset delayed. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,963 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'external carotid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the scan of my neck, Lottie spotted
The vessel in which blood had clotted.
This artery fed
The left side of my head,
And is called the external carotid. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lens apply'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the crook of my finger, the top
Of the bottle's held firm it won't drop.
To my lens I apply
Stuff to wet, not to dry,
Then it's into my eye it'll pop. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,793 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stroke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Scary choices for medical folk:
Decoagulants after a stroke?
If his brain has a clot
Use them now! But do not
If it's bleeding they'll just make him croak. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,096 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biblical tribes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Biblical tribes include Dan,
An incredibly large Hebrew clan.
Many judges, renowned,
In this group can be found—
From Othniel to Samson's their span. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'messy address'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's something I need to confess:
The boy in my house makes a mess.
You really must see
That the boy, he is me.
My messy address gives Mom stress! <LIMERICK_END> | 5,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crows grew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The crafter was looking forlorn:
Having fashioned her scarf out of corn,
She'd been 'peccably dressed
'Til the crows grew obsessed,
Madly pecking until it was torn. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nightmare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Can a nightmare at times be an omen?
Ask Shakespeare's unfortunate Roman.
Did his wife's dream foretoken
His death? She had spoken,
But daggers rent Caesar's abdomen. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,454 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eggs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For the omelets you're planning to make,
Buy a duck, but avoid the mistake
Of obtaining a male,
As he's likely to fail:
Laying eggs is no job for a drake. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boredom begins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When boredom begins to appear,
A repetitive song fills my ear.
At a hundred it starts:
From the wall one departs,
Leaving ninety-nine bottles of beer. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,457 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autonomize us'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Autonomize us! Set us free!
We demand self-command! Can't you see
That to live on our own,
Thrive on what we have grown,
We're as ready as ready can be? <LIMERICK_END> | 57,524 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doorstop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A spring, wedge or weight for your door
Is a doorstop. But wait, there is more:
A sandwich that's thick,
A PC (old and sick),
An MP sticking in his great oar. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,883 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anonymous source'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I wait as the editor views
My new scoop in which I had to use
An anonymous source.
"We will fact check, of course,
'Cause we don't want it labeled fake news." <LIMERICK_END> | 59,003 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'philip armour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Philip Armour: he used 'frigeration
To become transportation's sensation.
And he constantly vowed:
No damn unions allowed.
Domination was his 'cross the nation. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,737 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joe dimaggio'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Joe DiMaggio showed us his grit—
Day by day, one by one, bit by bit.
Fifty-six in a row
Is his record, you know,
For consecutive games with a hit. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'excitement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're bored and you wanna get out
And excitement is what you're about,
Take your wife on a date
To an actioner, mate.
As for sex, you'll be goin' without. <LIMERICK_END> | 741 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tides'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Its geography tends to create
Awful tides that rise high and abate.
Baffin Bay to Atlantic,
Its waves appear frantic.
They're its dominant trait—Davis Strait. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,534 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autotheist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You say Christ's self-subsistent?" I nod.
I'm a firm autotheist. He's God
On his own, not one being
As three. She's not seeing
It my way: "You heretic sod!" <LIMERICK_END> | 60,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eldest hand'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Playing poker, the name that I've got,
Eldest hand, just refers to my spot.
When the cards are dispersed,
Each one's dealt to me first.
My hand's eldest, but not by a lot. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,001 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chute fails'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the jumpmaster, "Lest there's confusion:
Hit your head on the door, that's contusion.
Pull the ripcord too late,
Chute fails to inflate?
You jump to a foregone conclusion!" <LIMERICK_END... | 32,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spill bradykinin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the tissue of folks in Brazil
Who had recently taken a spill,
Bradykinin was found.
Polypeptides abound
In this first vasodilator pill. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,947 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'power corrupts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As Lord Acton observed so astutely,
Too much power corrupts absolutely.
My boss won't be moved,
So the maxim is proved,
And each workday I feel it acutely. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,714 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'indifference'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A back and forth's sometimes a drag
When the argument's hitting a snag.
With respect or disdain,
There is something to gain—
But indifference? Go pack your bag! <LIMERICK_END> | 20,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hip dockominium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To escape the land's fissures and faults,
Hop a dinghy and join the old salts
In a nondescript slip
Which the newly coined, hip
Dockominium label exalts. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,015 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named juan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our most serious faces we don
As the blamestorming session goes on.
Someone died. Who's to blame?
The one person we name
Is a janitor's helper named Juan. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,794 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eager phoebe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "De-emphasis? Downplay?"—and, peeking,
She appraised eager Phoebe while speaking.
The salesgirl then went
To the rack for a tent.
"Madam, this is the style you are seeking." <LIMERICK_END> | 34,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lemonade would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Would you fancy a soft drink on ice?"
"I'd disfancy some overcooked rice
On a slice of stale bread
Topped with maggots," I said,
"But a cold lemonade would be nice!" <LIMERICK_END> | 37,833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dressmaking dear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Is your atelier, sir, fully staffed?"
Daphne asked. The couturier laughed.
"You're too young—that seems clear—
To know dressmaking, dear.
It takes years to develop the craft!" <LIMERICK... | 40,864 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bleed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Be prepared!" to the surgeon I plead,
"Have each instrument that you may need.
As you slit through my skin
To repair what's within,
Use the cautery; then I won't bleed." <LIMERICK_END> | 10,123 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daddy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Ca' canny ma lad," sez ma daddy,
"An' dinnae go takin' a maddy,
But see your bird Mary?
'S a clarty wee hairy
'At mings like a hauf-smokit haddie." <LIMERICK_END> | 12,815 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biggest aleutian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the island of Atka is small,
It's the biggest Aleutian of all,
Putting others to shame
In its subgroup, whose name—
Andreanof—I barely recall. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,475 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clarence claims'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No matter what else Clarence claims,
Getting A's wasn't one of his aims.
But he did gain some knowledge
From one course in college:
"The Frivolous Life: Fun and Games". <LIMERICK_END> | 55,598 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teenagers booze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since driving while drunk takes a toll,
ABC plays a meaningful role.
All our packies refuse
To sell teenagers booze.
Here's to Alcohol Beverage Control! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ford'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ford is launching a new car today
With promotions that feature ballet.
Boosting business with art,
We make theatre the start
Of strong sales. You'll enjoy the display. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doctor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A doctor got down on his knee,
Asking, "Dearest one, please marry me."
With a smile she agreed;
She's quite beamish indeed.
A bright future she now can foresee. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bird pepper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bird pepper sounds nice and sweet,
But you have to beware of this treat.
I was dared by my son
To digest only one;
My tongue's blistered and charred from the heat. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'god slay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "God willing," Job said, "and the creek
Doesn't rise, the next month won't be bleak
As the last. We don't need
No more plagues. Still, I heed:
Though God slay me, I trust. Let Him speak." <LIMER... | 61,887 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obtain bow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That there shootin's a dangerous hobby:
You'll remember the death of Cock Robbie.
How did a young sparrow
Obtain bow and arrow?
It's the fault of the NRA lobby. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the cows mosey homeward, they head
For the area next to the shed.
I put water and hay
In the pen as the day
Turns to night, and then go off to bed. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elfin mortality'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though her delicate, frail ethereality
Made the girl appear elfin, mortality
Was unbearably clear
As he struck her, I fear,
With a blow of impulsive lethality. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,152 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'firework sat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I awake with my ass in a cast,
Only vaguely recalling the blast.
Since I'm lucky today
To be living, I pray
That that firework I sat on's my last! <LIMERICK_END> | 8,471 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anudder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The urbanite started to shudder
From abnormal fear of the udder.
As he toured the milk farm,
To his growing alarm,
He saw one of 'em after anudder. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blood diamonds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sure, blood diamonds are pretty and bright,
But you should look more closely. You might
Smell some smears of the mud
And the specks of the blood
That all speak to an African plight. <LIME... | 39,450 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When it's cloudy outside and it rains,
I'm beset by a passel of pains.
I take aspirin, apply
Deep massage—by and by
Very little discomfort remains. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,341 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spirits ethereal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I believe in dark spirits ethereal;
In the mornings, my diabaterial
Gift to the gods
To improve crossing odds
As a rule is hot gruel or dry cereal. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'psychological scars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The criminal class, nature's dross,
Were transported to somebody's loss.
Psychological scars
Have been cleansed by the stars:
Crux Australis, the old Southern Cross. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,209 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eggshell pale'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are you mad? That's a cream, and not right.
I'll have eggshell, pale yellow off-white.
I should compromise? Pooh!
You've been paid for my hue.
No, that's seashell: too pink and too bright! ... | 58,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arabica beans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thanks to gravity, water will wend
Its way downward and splendidly blend
With Arabica beans
In ingenious machines—
Drip coffee, my good-morning friend. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pigsty dunghill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's convenient and cheap, nonetheless
It's a pigsty, a dunghill—a mess!
It's beyond merely tacky.
Don't stay here; that's wacky.
You're welcome back home, son… I guess. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gall caricous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "This gall's caricous fat, with a neck,"
Said Raymond Gagné. "Double check,
But I think this is new.
It resembles a shmoo,
So its midge gets that name. What the heck." <LIMERICK_END> | 58,652 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calamist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a calamist: one of the breed
That plays on a pipe with a reed,
Not a columnist whose
Calamitous views
Include calumnies meant to mislead. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clairvoyant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A clairvoyant is one who'll foresee
What's transparent to her, not to me.
What she sees in a ball
Is enough to enthrall;
But bring money—her readings ain't free. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,505 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king oedipus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> King Oedipus never knew sighlessness
After exiting Thebes with goodbyelessness.
Leaving followed this act:
His own eyes he'd attacked.
He had gouged them, resulting in eyelessness. <LIMERICK... | 50,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abode'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our abode, dear (that place with the smell),
Is our palace (it's more like a cell)
Where we (plus your mother)
Can be (at each other)
Together (a foretaste of hell). <LIMERICK_END> | 1 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'let blow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's blow the joint. No, I don't mean
Light some grass. Or explosives. The scene
Is just dull. Let's be gone —
We can party till dawn
At Hernando's. Let's leave this latrine. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,119 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'american tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the salesman: "Please don't think it brash
If I favor this plant, downy ash
(An American tree),
Though it's small, as you see.
Let me sell you one—plastic or cash?" <LIMERICK_END> | 41,228 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make confession'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Milord, I must make a confession
Of my manners untoward—a transgression.
When I sat on the board,
I would often record
What was said in a secret closed session. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,415 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flabby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On my tomb down in Westminster Abbey,
My gisant will portray me as flabby,
But the marble and brass
Will disguise the big ass.
Pretty classy, I'd say. Not too shabby. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,629 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jehovah'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Jehovah had something to say
To Mary, he sent down her way
Angel-messenger Gabe,
Who predicted a Babe—
But no holy roll in the hay. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,648 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barracker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A barracker offers a toast,
Or jeers at an old buddy's roast.
He may scoff, he may cheer,
When he's offered a beer,
Thus evoking a rise from his host. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,217 |
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