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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decompoundable gear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The new system's divisible. Please
Watch me sunder each segment—with ease.
Decompoundable gear
Is high-tech's new frontier:
Frequent upgrades, you'll find, are a breeze. <LIMERICK_END... | 57,296 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pacific'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's man-made detritus at sea
In an island reputed to be
Big as Texas. This float—
Still expanding—could coat
The Pacific with plastic debris. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,472 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'african lions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> <African lions> enjoy classic <swine>
Amid <sword ode> and very tall <spine>.
Solve anagram clues
For alternate views.
Try white Zinfandels, sweeter than <shrine>. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'weather applause'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a noise when there's thunderous weather,
Applause when your fans get together,
The sound of a gun,
And (post-coital fun)
A disease in those regions called nether. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,161 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acadian orogeny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In terrain, what I like is homogeny;
No folding events or their progeny.
So I stick to the plains
And avoid the remains
Of the ancient Acadian orogeny. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,185 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corn flakes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For Battle Creek, Michigan, fame
From a packet of cereal came.
Dr Kellogg first makes
His nutritious corn flakes
As a sideline from treating the lame. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,952 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad teeth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your bad teeth come from smoking some drugs,
But your breath, which is choking, 'sfrom bugs.
In this antibiosis
They cause halitosis,
So I must just say no, Sis, to hugs. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,786 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ship sank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We were hit, and before our ship sank,
Our captain said, "Drink!" So we drank.
But he looked awfully glum
When we drank all the rum.
"You dispirit me. Go walk the plank." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ink'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An artist of eminent rank
Told his students, by way of a prank,
As they tried to decide
Why no ink was applied,
"Pay attention! I'm drawing a blank!" <LIMERICK_END> | 4,571 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say trillion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One ten-billionth, when shaved from a meter
Gives an angstrom. If you throw your heater,
That baseball could go
Say, a trillion or so,
If it's hit by New York's Derek Jeter. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,386 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'find boozing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A one-time acquaintance of mine
Helped me get through a whole lot of wine.
On my own, I find boozing
Not half as amusing.
I think I should drop him a line. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dutch cheese'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deedee asked me, "Pray, what is Dutch cheese?
Is it Edam?" I wanted to tease,
So I said in few words,
"From skimmed milk, it's the curds."
"Cottage cheese!" she cried. "That was a breeze." <... | 43,101 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'half chopsticks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Special flatware for soup and dessert?
He's flat flustered, the poor little squirt!
And this curious chork:
It's half chopsticks, half fork.
Basic eating irons, please—would it hurt? <LIM... | 52,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'befriended skunk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I befriended a skunk hey! Don't freak!
Yeah, I know he's a little "unique".
But the vet made him stinkless
(I'm not really that thinkless);
Now we're buds does that make me a geek? <LIME... | 27,592 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'excess'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You talk of my excess of mass
Using heavy or fat. That's too crass.
When discussing my weight,
I'd prefer that you state
I've great avoirdupois. Show some class. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,769 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eat tiles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't eat tiles of Scrabble I've heard,
For to do so is surely absurd.
If you do, choke them back
And then see how they stack,
Else "disaster" could well be the word. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,512 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lawyer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A lawyer, both savvy and cynical,
Produced a last-minute adminicle —
New proof to support
What he'd said to the court
(Just so long as they didn't get clinical). <LIMERICK_END> | 3,979 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obama returns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Obama returns from vacation,
Will his "job plan" then cause a sensation?
Many fear it is liable
To be way less than viable—
A source for increased aggravation. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obama vice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My knowledge I strive to enwiden,
So I study Greek gods, like Poseidon.
I'm expanding my learning;
With facts my brain's churning:
Obama's vice president? Biden. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agulhas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Agulhas, a current unique,
Forms in water off east Mozambique.
It is swift, sometimes loops;
When that happens, it scoops
Up warm water which westward doth strique. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dedolent sea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From my heart, with a tear in my eye,
I declared, "If you drowned I would cry.
But the dedolent sea,
If it takes you from me,
Will not care if you live or you die." <LIMERICK_END> | 30,904 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the easel, and feeling the lack
Of a muse, sits the artist Georges Braque.
On the canvas his brush
Idly dabs, in no rush.
Mind at ease, he'll be painting it black. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,345 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hot chocolate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For hot chocolate, evaporated milk
I use for a brew smooth as silk.
Not too bitter or sweet,
"It's my favorite treat,"
Says my grandson, "the best of its ilk." <LIMERICK_END> | 50,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'races lost'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the races I lost in a flash
'Fore the horses had started to dash,
When a talented dip
Slyly managed to slip
From my pocket my wallet and cash. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,413 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'begun odds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I'm left with two pawns and my king,
To my hopes for a win I still cling.
Now the end game's begun,
Odds are fifty to one.
(My defeat is a pretty sure thing.) <LIMERICK_END> | 52,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'house'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's my home, both a house and a dwelling,
But next door they keep fighting and yelling.
What's more, there's a stench
(They may even be French!),
Which has made up my mind, and I'm selling. <LIMER... | 40,852 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bill groaned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A horny mechanic named Bill
Once was idling with Syl on a hill,
But a piston blew out,
And Bill groaned with a pout:
"I must get my rod back in my cyl." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,549 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jewish month'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the one Jewish month of the year
That's completely devoid of all cheer.
"Bitter Cheshvan" we call
This sad month in late fall
When the colors on trees disappear. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,114 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kibbles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My spitz gets a case of the fits
When his canine hysteria hits.
He has spasms, convulsions,
And sudden compulsions
To roll in his Kibbles 'n Bits. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,001 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'locked klingon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the drink since the Enterprise docked,
In this spirit transporter I'm locked.
Klingon blood wine was handy,
As was Saurian brandy.
(One more Romulan ale and I'm crocked.) <LIMERICK_END> | 37,727 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dirty bomb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't expect me to demonstrate calm
When I read of this dire dirty bomb,
With its most unattractive
And radioactive
Pollution. I just want my mom! <LIMERICK_END> | 37,943 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bermuda shorts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bermuda shorts just reach the knees;
Island style's these shorts, long on ease.
But colonial ways
Are less welcome these days,
And long pants are more apt to please. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,147 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'palindrome quite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word dammit is found, trust your eyes,
In a palindrome, quite a surprise.
It shows anger profound
And read either way round
It says "Dammit, I'm mad"—get it guys? <LIMERICK_END> | 65,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'constantly chew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've got cage biter syndrome, it's true,
From the bars that I constantly chew.
Since the day I was shipped,
All my teeth have been chipped,
Yet a day or two more and I'm through! <LIMERIC... | 32,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arrowsmith'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your last name is Fletcher, I'd guess
That an ancestor had some success
As an arrowsmith. You
Can tell volumes, it's true,
From the surnames that people possess. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,191 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daily business'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Daily business in Capital City
Is legal but not very pretty.
Congress writes its own rules
(And we let them; we're fools),
Then appropriates stuff in committee. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tuning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cittern's quite tricky to play,
'Cos the tuning goes every which way
Through its strings (two times four).
Many people adore
Its sweet twang why not try one today? <LIMERICK_END> | 17,470 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spigot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ascitic admixture had sapped
All her strength and now had to be tapped.
In her navel was screwed
A chrome tap to exude
Seven quarts, then the spigot was capped. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thoughtless disdain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From censure, I beg you'll refrain.
Do not judge me with thoughtless disdain.
Though I think at slow speed,
If you cut me, I bleed:
Don't condemn me for having "no brain". <LIMERICK_E... | 19,904 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I said, "For my laundry: damp-dried,"
She looked up, mumbled, "Nut-case," but tried.
Then, "Damp-dry!" she rejoiced—
"On the dry side of moist.
What's the next 'little test' for your bride?" <LI... | 43,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dilation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dilation comes first, then extraction.
Take it all, and not only a fraction,
And don't leave the room
Till you've emptied the womb,
And you've checked on your patient's reaction. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This limerick won't be poetical
Or have concepts you'll think are heretical
'Cause it has no foundation
In logic, causation;
In fact it is atheoretical. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,191 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blink wins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In our staredowns, as much as I tried
Not to blink, wins were always denied
By that man Johnny Cash
Who dropped nary a lash.
All the time, he kept eyes open wide. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,832 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'policies fast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I will implement policies fast
'Cause we need a clean break from the past.
What has been status quo,
For eight years, now must go.
With my blueprint, the future's recast. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,166 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad writers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bad writers commit adumbration
When in their first chapter they station
Nights stormy and dark
Or a bold question mark
To pre-empt their narration's stagnation. <LIMERICK_END> | 938 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grammy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was famous from Maine to Miami
For a record that earned him a Grammy.
Not much later, Les Crane
Said it drove him insane,
And to hear it would make him feel clammy. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baked treats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Large handfuls kept passing my lips—
Those decadent, rich chocolate chips!
I should have baked treats
For my kids. Now those sweets
Have gone straight from my lips to my hips! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smoking doobies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just what's your position on pot?
Do you like smoking doobies a lot?
Or do you come down
On the side of that clown
Who thinks all those who toke should be shot? <LIMERICK_END> | 42,894 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'macaulay groan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Can't believe that producers are talking
'Bout a film with two criminals stalking
This kid while he's filling
In cracks, and top billing
Will go to Macaulay (groan!) Caulking. <LIMERICK_EN... | 17,456 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corvine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I wanted a cervine filet,
It was "corvine" I said. So this may
Not be meat of a deer,
But a bird; and I fear
That it's crow I'll be eating today. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,797 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'premium free'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We will send you a premium free.
That's what makes it a freemium, see?
There are add-ons (the ploy)
That you'll want to enjoy,
Yours to buy for a nominal fee. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bootlessness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just for bootlessness she can astound.
She runs businesses into the ground.
Simply baking a cake
Tends to cause her to flake,
But she's cute, so we keep her around. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,075 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Before taking the stage, just relax
In the green room and have a few snacks."
Well, I did. Soon I'm on,
And I'm stuck in the john
As I'm green with digestive attacks. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,476 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'child support'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Paying child support isn't that bad,
And the court says you must, I might add.
But refuse and then shame
Will be linked to your name.
You'll have no one to blame, deadbeat dad. <LIMERICK_EN... | 29,614 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seven days from the date we were married,
To England my wife and I ferried.
We'd make love, out of sight,
On the boat deck at night.
That's the place where the lifeboats are carried. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,896 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'embower caladium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For parades, we embower caladium
And coat its pink leaves with palladium.
They shine like fresh snow;
Then we add to the glow
With a delicate dusting of radium. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'willy sleeps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Willy sleeps in a wee baby bed.
It's three feet, from the foot to the head.
But he cries every night
With his knees drawn up tight.
(He's six five, and he recently wed.) <LIMERICK_END> | 23,699 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jurassic diplodocus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a herbivore: plain and succinct!
To an era long gone my name's linked.
North American classic,
I'm simply Jurassic:
A diplodocus, huge and extinct. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grenade birthday'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Please excuse me, young sir. This your bag?
It's triggered an X-ray red flag."
His expression was staid
When he found my grenade,
A birthday gift meant as a gag. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,746 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Y'all expressed disapproval with sighs
At my puns, plus the rolling of eyes.
Did my eye-roller string
Rate a zero in zing?
And is that why you're leaving? Uh, ... guys? <LIMERICK_END> | 58,395 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lipstick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's wearing best satin and lace;
Applied scent in a secretive place;
Now she puts on foundation,
(She'll be a sensation!)
Mascara and lipstick her face. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,386 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'means delight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One word means delight, and constrain,
Surprise, pity, threaten, complain.
"Say ah," my Doc said;
My jaw locked up instead:
I regret I'm "ah"stricken in pain. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'backlogged shipments'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've been shipping far less than we should.
This month's fill rate is not looking good.
Who's mismanaging stock?
There'll be heads on the block!
Backlogged shipments are not underst... | 63,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dactyl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dactyl, it seems, was a date;
Not a date from a calendar, mate,
But a date that's a fruit,
Whether big or minute.
This old meaning's not used much of late. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,656 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'simon song'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Paul Simon's song won lots of praise
For suggesting paths out of love's maze.
It's an aid to crass men
Who seek freedom again
To return to their lecherous ways. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,497 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gloves swabs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My nurse's bag hangs from a door.
Zippered pockets hold gloves, swabs, and more.
Before inward I peek,
I employ bag technique,
Wash my hands, and each tool it will store. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'difficult hole'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a difficult hole, this par five.
Standing here at the tee, I'll contrive
To send the ball high,
Make it fly through the sky.
Look at that! A magnificent drive! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,908 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'declaratory judgment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A declaratory judgment decides
The rights of a party and guides,
Through interpreting law,
So a guy can withdraw
If the law with his purpose collides. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'suede shoe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You stepped on my plastic dog poo,
With your best, most expensive suede shoe.
Oh, the curses you cried
From that ill-fated stride —
Caca phony? Cacophony too. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hurricane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the weather gets hotter and torrider
And winds become savage and horrider,
Advis'ries are clear,
Number twelve for this year:
It's a hurricane heading for Florider. <LIMERICK_EN... | 90 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blanc'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Blanc de blanc, if you please, with my veal;
It's the only champagne for this meal.
I am always selective —
The right wine's my objective.
Chardonnay has finesse that's ideal. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beaver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rhett the Beaver, in "Sawn with the Gust",
Has heard tailslapping, signals to trust.
"Frankly dear, I must dodge
Lousy life in this lodge.
Give a damn? Not for wood-chips and dust." <LIMERICK_END> | 60,866 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'camel cigarettes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Camel cigarettes clearly were first
To be packaged pre-rolled and dispersed
The world over, but later,
To make their sales greater,
Came an ad campaign clearly the worst. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,721 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'told rover'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "If I ask you to fetch me a thing,"
I told Rover, "I'm sure that you'll bring
Me the item I've named.
I expect you're ashamed
You've brought string, not your doggie-toy ring." <LIMERICK_END> | 53,148 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bench vise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bench vise has jaws made of steel;
They hold with a grip that is real.
Though vicious it's not,
If your fingers get caught,
Its bite you are certain to feel. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,242 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mama said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your blind date has arrived," Mama said.
"What's he look like?" Sue queried, with dread,
As she pulled on her dress.
"Rather cervine, I guess;
He's got antlers on top of his head." <LIMERICK_E... | 14,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ron hubbard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a con, L. Ron Hubbard,
And because of his con, many blubbered.
Folks still slam lifeless Ron,
But his scam will live on,
And for those at the con, a full cupboard. <LIMERICK_EN... | 47,827 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black crime'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All this black-on-black crime must not be—
Go and mug someone white (just not me!),
But I really am fond
Of the old Blonde on Blonde
(No, of course not the porn, the CD). <LIMERICK_END> | 11,433 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old alchemists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In days of old, alchemists sought
A catholicon, thinking there ought
To be some panacea.
This "cure-all" idea
For ills and disease went for nought. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,076 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diner steal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The price for this diner's a steal,
But I need you to broker the deal.
The owner is odd,
And the chef thinks he's God.
Can you give them a taste of your spiel? <LIMERICK_END> | 15,625 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drapetomania'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Drapetomania can strike any slave
When it's freedom he thinks he should crave.
The best cure is prevention.
While still in detention,
Stern whippings will make him behave. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,752 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'train buff'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My husband's a train buff named Ab;
His knowledge of steam is just fab.
This champion of rail,
And of trains' holy grail,
Posts his cronies in limitless gab. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old dutch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a boy was he bullied and baited
By his father, a man whom he hated?
His name is Old Dutch
And it doesn't mean much,
Only "beet gardens", roughly translated. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bill the foreman barked, "Quick, here's the drill:
Take a test from that lava slag spill.
There is no time to buy;
We might have but one try
'Cause this core bit's 'bout over the hill." <LIMERICK_E... | 25,918 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ballot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On my ballot is printed, in red,
The name of a man who is dead,
But I feel I must choose
And I just can't refuse,
So I'll vote for the live one instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'finesse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your incredible lack of finesse
Has decidedly failed to impress.
I can see in your eyes
That you're selling me lies
And ebulliently talking BS. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aminoaciduria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aminoaciduria? Jeez!
This condition's a pain, if you please.
Seems I'm pissing away
So much acid all day
I'm just basically minding my pees. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doctor freud'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To cigars Doctor Freud was addicted.
This addiction meant choice was restricted—
Couldn't take them or leave
Them. He found no reprieve,
And he died oral-cancer afflicted. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,244 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three steaks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm putting you now on alert!"
I had to, at long last, assert.
"You've taken your fill
Of three steaks from my grill,
But you're not getting squat for dessert!" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,145 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crocodile dentist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A wader (Egyptian), the plover,
Is reputed to go undercover
As a crocodile dentist,
Or hygienist (apprenticed).
Near croc mouths the bird tends to hover. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,867 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'entrepreneurial duck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An entrepreneurial duck
Thought she saw how to make a fast buck:
Setting up as a quack,
And supplying fake crack
From the back of a flat-bottomed truck. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,348 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'electroscope measures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An electroscope measures a state
Of electrical charge (while you wait).
A voltmeter acts
Much the same, finding facts
On, say, dry cells you ought to update. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,016 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dram'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dram and drachm—these two words I equate.
They are measures of volume and weight.
I must know them to pass
In my pharmacy class,
But in grams I can't keep the dram straight. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,425 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'means bachelor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A BS is a college degree
That means Bachelor of Science. You see,
The initials mean more
When the student they're for
Is a lying Psych major like me. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue line'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blue line is seen neath the ice
Of a hockey-rink—there it's drawn twice.
And a blue line will come
To the edge of your gum
If you're poisoned by lead. That's not nice! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,475 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mrs phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You're under arrest, Mrs. Phelps."
"But I didn't do it!" she yelps.
"When my husband was shot
I was smelting a pot."
(A cast-iron alibi helps.) <LIMERICK_END> | 1,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'binders'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fanfare binding—these binders weren't fooling:
Leathered boards and gold leaf enhanced tooling.
There'll be magic inside;
I'd display it with pride.
Damn the price tag! This book has me drooling.... | 56,531 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'painting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The conservator, Arthur, was blamed
When the painting was stolen. They claimed
That he'd left unattended
The portrait he'd mended.
Was it Art or the art that was framed? <LIMERICK_END> | 22,898 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fungi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son's dormitory's really a mess.
How it got there I haven't a guess.
Fungi's starting to bloom
In that quad's dirty room.
And that bed? Most would dread, I confess. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freeganism creed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We are sworn to the freeganism creed:
On what's wasted in restaurants we feed.
So much food thrown away
Still looks good, tastes okay,
And its sell-by date doesn't exceed. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,386 |
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