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@user u do really need to get a wee bit more lol
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@user so if they undo the affordable care act, and I should expect my insurance to decline 33%? #Not #Gonna #Happen
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@user @user #not sure who will take it home?
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I actually just started crying while brushing my teeth due to lack of sleep, stress and test anxiety. Today's gonna be a good one... #not
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Don't you just love those people who won't shut up in class then hold everyone back by asking the teacher to repeat answers? #sarcasm
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@user Oh, BELIEVE me. I agree totally. My tweet was pure #sarcasm. We need MORE #guns, not less. Santa is bringing me one. #2A
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The #Congressional #report on #torture #confirms that #AlQaeda was #not #involved in the #attacks of #September 11|http://t.co/GNBabcXR25
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#Sarcasm makes you mentally stronger. Which is very effective when dealing with emotional #stress and #fustration.|#funfact #WhatIfISay
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Also it is funny how things at work get done when I'm on my off week #sarcasm
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@user is this a new/recent release?
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When I'm lacking inspiration I resort to scribbling angry/pretty things. Great start to the week! #sarcasm
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Also it's amazing how a shower and Taco Bell can make you feel like a new person. @user
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Visit #Tripplebeam #Music #Promotions @ #Michigan
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'nuff #Bob #Couldn039t #Not #Repin #Ross #tattoo|Please RT:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECCA. I just looked through ALL of my pictures which you know is a ton and found my...
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Have you lost your zing? Working too hard? Check out my latest quickie: #habitually #internetmarketnewbie
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Heartless Sanghi #Sarcasm"@Retributions: #IndiawithPakistan because a dumb nation deserves to be taken for a ride again and again. #Lakhvi"
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I guess waking up every couple hours is cool |#not
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#Is #There #Too #Much to #Do or #Are #You #Not #Delegating #Enough ?
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@user @user told to stop work under crew contracts #irony
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I need to get out of this car before I kill my dad.
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Everytime I try to like Chris Brown he does something to royally eff that up. Dude is a chronic loose cannon #chrisbrown #Karrueche
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#bedroom #decoration done lol #upstairs just needs a hoover... #Christmas 🎅 #decorations #downstairs #now xxx
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Look good feel good! #not #TeamNoSleep #cantopeneyes
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How much did it cost to build #mygov #medicare? I see this way too often...
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That sad moment you realize you're past the point of having all those presents under the tree. I wanna move back in.
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So I may have had a "few" empties to recycle... ♻♻ |I ❤ #craftbeer
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@user @user @user @user @user @user yet in Ferguson, MO the mayor and Gov are Dems. #irony
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Abnormal professor walks in with the finals in a Zoloft bag #irony #psychhumor
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@user in hereford but can't leave bambino alone!
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@user skiing in Regents Park much #not
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Rejoice in knowing he is now in his new place...#not easy
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When "make dua for me bro" turns into an hour long conversation
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@user @user A thief, a liar, a vote rigger, mocks those who use food banks and an online bully #irony
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What the hell has happened to Shahid Afridi in last couple of days? Left alone more bouncers than played, got a review right. #pakvnz
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Sub is making class go by so slow that I feel like I am losing brain cells. #irony #substitute #MoveitAlong
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#Photography #Photoshop #Photos #Art #EyeCandy #Bible on #TSU 💁🎄🎅 ||#FOLLOW
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@user Yeah someone with Hayek and hockey in their name calling someone racist #irony @user
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The Rondo, Ellis, Parsons, Dirk, Chandler starting line up would be one of my favorites in league. Mavs should go all out for Rondo.
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@user @user @user but of course it was. Cops could shoot a black man in front of a hospital & I bet you he'd still get no aid.
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I love it when people ignore me. #sarcasm
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Every you're a fucking cunt, lying cunt did I say cunt song is about you now. How cute is that #defo #not #pissed #off #nope
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@user not you, you're on pain medications 😂
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What a great Christmas. 😅 #not
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i hate waking up in the mornings 😒#basicbrianna #not #an #early #bird
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@user yeah amazing night, I think he out till the death! I'll let u know xx
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I wish I did better in high school
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At the Toys for Lil Troops event for @user donating toys to children of deployed and low income troops.
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The song was 'don't cry for me Argentina' #irony
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I liked a @user video The Ubisoft Graduate Program - Gameplay Programming
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I wonder how many people who visit food banks have huge TVs or are drunks? #freedomofspeech #foodbanks
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#Alien dit : What is #Religion, it is a culture that has been invented by a #Fool who wanted to do everything that is #Not legal #Legally..
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Lazying about in a hoody #WinterTimes
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Forgot to enter #sarcasm
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#A #tax #per mile? #Americans #should #not #allow #GPS #tracking #of #cars, #trucks: Watch out – as the new year...
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Long distance relationships are serious SH*t #not ayoba...
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Happy Birthday to me! #imgettinold #not #ionlygetbetter ROLL TIDE!
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We are MAD Gamers: | Follow @user #Wellington #NewZealand
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So not okay with DB's racist jokes.
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#notcies #eu European Council: Press conference by Donald TUSK, Jean-Claude JUNCKER,, and Matteo RENZI,
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@user u bragged all yr about having Peyton in 2 leagues only to get beat in the 1st round in both #irony 😂😂😂😂
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The feeling you get, when you just wanna flip the table and screw the finals.
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They working me so hard tonite
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@user @user this vine won't come up 😫😫😫
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#Lance #Stephenson #not #traveling #with #team #on two-game #road #trip: Stephenson is still unable to run fully...
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Jeez I wish the government paid for my food. #not #EBTbitches
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Hey @user some of your geeky/nerdy followers need #sarcasm marker on posts like that. Otherwise, they'll start doing exactly the same :)
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Pretty Shitty day I'm gonna be soaked and full of mud and clay #iliketogetdirty #notreally #sarcasm
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when you refer to yourself in the plural, you'll get that @user @user @user @user @user @user
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That moment when the ad plays flawlessly but the video keeps buffering #irony #YouTube @user
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Gotta love a Romanian playing an improvised version of jingle bells in a minor key. Really sets the festive mood. #not
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Perfect time to get sick 😢 #not
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I'm giving up a lot of stuff to make sure others are happy . I wonder if anyone ever look past my appearance and see what I'm feeling 😩
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Merry Christmas to all my friends and family... Santa just finished at my house!!
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<-Video $ #SmartPhone can pay you to post!||#iphone #samsung #S4 #S3 #ipad #tablet #mlm|Start@
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I see the #irony of MY LAST 3 TWEETS COMBINED was lost entirely on a certain someone... Faith in humanity: -3% :(
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Lol hilarious pic RT @user What a game! @user win!
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You've set yourself some target to achieve there like love #hot or #not
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Change is a Process, ||#Not an Event dafuq you thinking
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My son gave me a cold......again!!! Yay! #sarcasm #NotExcitedAboutThisShitAtAll
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A #sale is #not #something you #pursue, it's #what #happens to you #while you are #immersed in #serving your...
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@user "Malala is fake and planted by the US coz Pakistan is perfectly safe for kids going to school" #PeshawarAttack #Sarcasm
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Seriously has the #BBL04 got the tallest on ground interviewers of all time #talltowers #sevenfoot
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#Funny #18+ Turn On aquabreeze:||disgustinghotels:||#not all men
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Yay jury duty 😒 #sarcasm
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i may have played a part, but i wont take sole credit ;) @user @user
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@user @user I thought it was, what I call, the wet look lol
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A burned tongue is a lovely way to start the day #sarcasm #ouch
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Literally functioning on 4 hours of sleep and I feel great 😄 !! #Not #CollegeisKillingMe #OneMoreWeek
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When ya mates dad starts poking you on Facebook #Cringe 😲😬
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The #irony is anti state ppl will claim the little man (hacker) won when in reality the state won #sony
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#HowToGetUnfollowed Post pictures or videos of you smoking. Especially blowing smoke at the camera. #SoCool #Not #GTFO
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These refs are pissing me off. They seriously have no idea of what's going on.
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has anyone visualised the different colours and flavours of twitter streams? kinda lipmus test.
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Psychic Advice weekdays at 9am (PDT) on Psychic View Radio..call in 347-850-1494 to ask YOUR question #BlogTalkRadio
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So ill. It actually hurts to breathe. Still that nice long walk to the station did me the world of good #not
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@user then later he snuggles up to The Royals with giddy glee #Irony
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Blue skies, warm air, and the royal accommodation! #WhatMoreDoesOneNeed #Education? #Not...
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it's International Human Rights Day #irony
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So Jeremy Irons and Alan Rickman are BOTH in Marrakech just one week before I'm going there #everythingisfine #not #sonot
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