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#LOL with all due #Respect to #KobeBryant .. he is #MJ ^_^ but damn near #Close !! #Legends
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@user @user you don't know a damned thing about baseball, do you?
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Rogers, that smile just so accurately captures my reaction when I receive an extra high phone bill!
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All I can say is I'm lucky.
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#notcies #eu Liverpool workers "miscarriage of justice" victims
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@user yesss! What makes it worse is when they look gorgeous and say "I just got my face beat!" Wtf? #Contradiction
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Xmas on the blog feat @user and @user * Read our story and share the LOVE ❤️ Click the link...
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Watching the move 'Begin Again' and the verisimilitude is overpowering, it's like I'm back in the 90s music business again.
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This is not the moon. Pictures like the moon is made of light bulbs. #the #moon :)
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I got ready and then got to school and parked in less than 12 minutes! #miracle
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@user yeah. So as you can see, I have great success with the ladies! And I'm totally excited for having sex some more!
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I don't like clowns but I'm going to be one.
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MLS Transactions 2015 #MLS making waves again 2 b fair it will take more than 2 players to fix this
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@user I'll be a bit sweaty by the time I get to you!
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a bad game last night. Way to go Packers!
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I hope I could recover from fever today. I need to start with strama..
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somebody wake me up early tomorrow ive been facing weird aches in my back since early december .,. and why do u think that relates madaka
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The Champions League is overrated anyway!
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Porygon2 are found in the www.monstermmorpg. com wild. #firemen follow @user #paint
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@user are you looking at the wrong profile picture?
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@user One day I want to travel with my bestfriend 🌏✈️ DONE DID TRAVELED DA WORLD!! @user ❤️
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@user u simply cant win with @user if it is twitter fight!!! :-P
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Fully charged my #Anker portable charger...it lasted 1/2 an hour. Awesome #Fail
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#Italy -- #Cabinet #approves #first #planks of #Renzi's #labour #reform. via @user
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ruling party in power#central#state#misusing their power#PM speaking only in foreign parliment#pm to visit out side india during session
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Gareth's polar opposite is a chicken-loving vegetarian 😂🐣 #Bones @user
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Watching creepy shit before bed when alone = bad idea. Is there a spell to turn a French bulldog into a big ass bulldog? #bewareofdog
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i do occupy rent free space in his cranial cavity LOL @user
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Had to take a #PatioPics - snow falling still. This was totally clear when I went to sleep. #WCCO
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August has the most birthdays, February has the least and most of the serial killers are born in November!||-so dont mess up with me|#nov26
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Lol RT @user Wouldn't surprise me if Soldado bangs in a hatrick and we win 0-3 against Chelsea tonight .. The legend is back
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My husband thinks I'm crazy because I taped my tape dispenser. Hehe. I'm handy like that. ....
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My secret name is lizard squad. I like to ruin people's fun time. Follow and rt to a billion and you'll have fun. #psn #giveitup
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Tomorrow's afternoon #NFL sked in #PanamaCity area: WECP 12p #KCvsPIT, 3:25p #INDvsDAL; WPGX 12p #ATLvsNO.
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@user @user I sure hope ev1 vaccinations are up to date! #GoBolts @user @user @user
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Pulis turned down #NUFC cos he wants to spend a load of money on 30 year old journeymen. Parish wouldn't let him & neither would MA. #cpfc
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Sending best wishes to all my coworkers at the 9AM this morning
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@user try having no internet for a month. Now I know how Ethiopians feel.
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so, sane peoples would talk to themselves in twitter because they can't find other sane humans to talk to. that #retweet#ifagree
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Thanks @user for connecting. Always look forward to exchange thoughts n ideas with #entrepreneur working on #green n #sustainability
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Seems as if @user wants to endorse me on LinkedIn for - any thoughts on this from the #OMCchat crowd?
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Love being made fun of
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@user @user @user Oh wow your talking Skype! Cool!
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he was half of what she deserved, yet he was all that she ever wanted ,,,,
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#Christmas #been #the #best @ West Monkseaton
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Parking meter obviously forgot to get its own parking ticket.
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About to fuck up this Media exam #actuallyihopeso
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well today is gonna be a great day 👌
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Heaven help the fool who did her wrong
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Just bartered for a bottle of rum in best one, and got it down from £18 to £14. Happy Fucking New Year to me!!
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find ONE local PD that reported an 80% drop @user @user @user @user @user @user
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@user @user Money 4 Church|http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK|SmartPhone APP PAYS you!|See-http://t.co/RDlRuGN0iE |Go 2:
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Well it's always a good time losing at the Bay... @user @user @user
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Welsh devolution? How's this for starters...
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I love when folks call Brady a system QB but are THE BIGGEST Peyton Manning fans. .
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@user Instead of playing the pompous "do you know who I am card?" , how about you actually make an educated rebuttal?
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Kind of love how I got a voicemail from my seat neighbor wondering where I was yet they constantly sell their ticket & I never ask
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I feel a nap in my near future. #NapTime
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#AnalScreen #Exotic Exotic brunette gets her little tight butt nailed right on the office desk
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#sundayfunday #mylove #mermaidlove #newyear2015 @ Rockefeller Center
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The ever so caring @user gets to see the siege ending first. Great journalism.
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@user You truly are my son.
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hmmm. I do wonder why Astec has one fewer employee? #lol
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#Germany -- #ECB's #Weidmann #says #German #2015 #growth #may #be #better #than #expected. via @user
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Kevin Durant with 23pts on 8-13 shooting, has this nigga been inefficient since he came.
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This chap seems to be a bit of an over sexed out going extrovert ... Must be his overly masculine voice and demeanor.
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Damit, this fatima bhutto has an instagram account but not pics of her. Some random shit...and then ppl i follow keep posting pics.
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@user so funny lolololol
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@user @user what the hell ever.
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On my lunch break so sleepy😴
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@user @user More clean OR cleaner, never more cleaner
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Amen, that's due to them having respect for themselves.
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Double standards are always a fun thing
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@user I don't think, I know x
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Now I've written down everything I need to know it seems a lot more manageable.
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35 amazing followers in the last week and there will be more tomorrow. Growing with
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Oversleeping is the bestttt.
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I need a misadventure form because I broke my hand practising and rewriting this english essay 500 times
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@user #NoodleScene anyone? He was so zen there. . Oh! wait! But #deadHenry and #bouncebackAnnie. Silly me! All makes sense now!
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A strange day so far everyone seems in such a good moodmaybe in actually napping or still drunk "still time for grumpy to return
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I love that when a female expresses herself in an emphatic manner, it's always attributed to her menstrual cycle. -Mags #PMS
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These girls can wake up people from the dead! #worth #watching
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Travel and tourism this morning.My favourite lesson whoooo
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Remember that one episode Santana wanted to be a dancer but then forgot about it altogether. Good times. Good times. #Glee
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To all u #deadbeatdads ur not worth a hair on our #kids heads.. Tough being a #singlemom but at least my #beautiful #daughter is loved by Me
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Feeling the irony of using to find people ironically using the work irony wrong. #metahipster
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Aaaaaaaaand we're back in the ER. Hooray for no sleep!
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Just a had a Bruce Springsteen flashback. *shudder* @user @user @user @user @user
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Is Obamacare Slowing Health Care Spending? via @user
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Sessions!! #why #scary #canary #sydney #australia by lavin56
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@user Ha! I don't have haters. Just a few misguided souls who thought my mentions were a bulletin board for their issues. ;)
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Hiding in plain sight. By #MichaelBeerens (http://t.co/EJaFcMsIrA) #graffiti #streetart
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@user Ooooh only the 'economic' destruction of the country. Now that makes a world of a difference.
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IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FRIDAY. THE REASON IS: It's Tuesday~! Yesterday it was Monday so why should it be Friday.
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Nothing better than getting a snapchat from @user with #the weight playing in the background #sameparents #sametunes
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Ask Mystic Mona YOUR question! Psychic View, weekdays at 9am (PDT) 347-850-1494 #BlogTalkRadio
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#late night #shopping #bullringbirmingham #sunglasses really? Lol 😁 #sayyes she says xxx
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saturday class wee
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I have a VERY limited number of press seats available for a Meet Me There screening in Austin on January 21. Hit me up, press types.
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@user T-Mobile's CEO thinks the Apple Watch is going to be huge <-- I do, too.
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