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Hardest parking i've probably ever done! #screwyousmallparkinglot | 0 |
I guess Paul didn't have buns, hon. #EatenAlive #not @user | 1 |
An 'important' call from the council about a form we did 3 months ago is just what I need an hour before we head off to Disneyland. #not | 1 |
Laptop speakers are too quiet for music & simply too loud for porn 😒 !#Irony | 1 |
@user returning my brand new ps4 thanks to your faulty security. #goodjob #not | 1 |
Most of us didn't focus in the #ADHD lecture. |.|#irony | 1 |
#farage a t1t in public who doesnt agree with seeing t1ts in public #breastfeeding #irony | 0 |
@user @user Ah ok. Well I hope things keep going well with person A x | 0 |
@user great story about the student trying to get the teacher fired!!#sarcasm#moron#storywasstupid | 1 |
@user @user I will let @user know - I'm sure he is shaking/quaking in his boots. #not | 1 |
@user maybe you should grind the gym man #not #calling #you #fat | 1 |
@user start with India , I need to be somewhere they don't speak great English so I don't have to say much lol | 0 |
I'm officially making today "Single men get a smoothie" day because that's who my customers have been all day. | 0 |
My favorite thing is waking up at 4 and driving 20 minutes in the snow just to see this bitch ass #Not #PaneraProTeam | 1 |
#Irony: "The elections are not over zero VAT, but about whether there will be a Zionist or extremist country here". | 1 |
Katie pisses me off so bad #TheApprentice | 0 |
K. Michelle said Lil Kim is Plastic but 65% of her body is fake and silicone. Kim went Plat on PayPal but K has never SEEN platinum. #Irony | 1 |
Rest in peace riff God! #Dimebag #Darrell #is #not #dead #pantera | 0 |
@user @user let's #not #forget the #origin of a #diamond in #relation with #humanrights #bigdata | 0 |
John Stockton in a commercial?!! Holy crap! #NBABallot | 0 |
I have this weird urge to buy a hamster | 0 |
I love it when people try to tell me that Oakland is so much easier than other schools 😡 #not | 1 |
@user where did THAT come from?! | 0 |
Somebody has filled my head with snot & used a cheese grater on the back of my throat during the night #unimpressed | 0 |
I am downloading #AdvancedWarfare now!! Can't play it until 22nd of December tho :/ #Exams | 0 |
@user @user @user @user @user @user I am so immensely sad about this. | 0 |
@user but hey we could just kill their kids in a drone strike cause that strategy seems to b working so well and #not | 1 |
Get on the work bus, driver turns his music on and the first song on is 'another day in paradise' #irony | 1 |
my brother did this. now I hate my brother even more. |#jk #not #stilljk #fatbro | 0 |
Absolutely no #ALP or @user fan, but seriously many have done this before him & many will. #Scapegoat #Excuse he was a lame duck | 0 |
Support @user reveal the truth behind Love, sex and drama visit | 0 |
Lots of people tweeting pictures from their cars of their snowy commutes to work, whilst saying "stay safe" Oh, the #irony! | 1 |
@user they've spread their positions off with long feeder cattle! #sarcasm | 0 |
It's all about Twitter #not a clue | 0 |
@user though, I suspect you don't actually care about the truth, so whatever, go troll someone else ;-) | 0 |
@user thanks I thought it was tomorrow #not #iknow #notthepoint | 1 |
She talkin bout gender roles and we're the narrow minded ones #Irony | 1 |
@user @user and why wouldn't you be after THAT performance! | 0 |
Yay for cars having a case of the Mondays. #not | 1 |
#AnalTryouts #Sensational Sensational blondie chick gets anally smashed in a threesome | 0 |
Just woken up after 16 hour night shift to no gas. Looks like microwave meal and cold shower for me today. Woo!|#sarcasm #fml | 1 |
Tulisa has really made herself ugly #xfactor | 0 |
A well known sci communicator is exaggerating the claims of a study into PR exaggerating the claims of scientific studies... #irony | 1 |
Because #LOGICALLY, that does #NOT #fully #compute. If they wear #LESS #PROTECTION for a "#DEADLY #VIRUS" & do #NOT "#get" #EBOLA as result? | 0 |
Last night watch for 2014!! That deserves 💣'r breakfast dram. @user 17yr from @user #scotch #Islay | 0 |
can I just own an isle far away from here where my house is stunningly beautiful with only some closed ppl who appreciates me as a human | 0 |
If only I could be a cooler kid xp lol I'm such a nerd #can #i #know #when #im #not #gonna #get #rejected | 0 |
@user It's so the speaker remembers their talk's over. Otherwise how would they know? #sarcasm | 1 |
Murdered baby, black man in US, kids in Thailand and a woman's body in Avon gorge. It's a jolly day for news today #sarcasm | 1 |
the struggle of writing this article and studying for this journalism final is killer. | 0 |
@user @user Pulled by White Van Man by the looks of it. Yuk .. so naff. That keeps the magic of xmas alive..#NOT | 1 |
I'm so sore, work tomorrow is gonna be fun.. #not | 1 |
@user just lost a fiver already on the early kick off, cheers Forrest :) | 0 |
So glad I'm off work tonite🙋 | 0 |
Lol my mom can't text and talk at the same time 😆 | 0 |
@user ahh... the hill. I seem to remember (sort of) mud sliding down that hill at many a Buffet / Steve Miller concert. #GoodTimes | 0 |
Please snow let us get out of dance early | 0 |
Why is there evidence of a stripper in my house yet I see no stripper in my house 😑💔 | 0 |
Beach hangs with my bffz | 0 |
How can u miss something u never had?||#randomthoughts #miss #irony |http://t.co/G5jLy9IKqn | 1 |
#Mahathir, one of the godfathers of Asian values, Malaysians are "stupid", don't know how to run an airline #irony | 1 |
Love these guys! RT @user Tried to get the whole family in! #selfiestick @user | 0 |
So baffled that WWE wrestling is still as popular as it is. All my friends went to the show in DC. I stopped watching like 12 years ago! | 0 |
@user just check out the buttons, see what they do. And follow me back 😜 | 0 |
@user no one really says that | 0 |
@user The ones who did this, and the ones who support this,cannot be human.RADICAL Islam =Satan's Army.#PeshawarAttack | 0 |
@user that's some bullshit that's a complete rip off for those items. And I bet some of u idiots really that's a good sale. #NOT | 1 |
Do you want to be right? |Or do you want to be happy? | 0 |
I like to think of myself as a broken down Justin Bieber - my philosophy professor, everyone. #sarcasm | 1 |
@user > matters we may exert or influence a change. But friendships aren't progressed this way. Some natural affinity is needed. | 0 |
@user just trying to confuse you all 😘 | 0 |
20 years ago I arrived in CR, happy to leave behind all the malls and rampant materialism of the US. Went xmas shopping in PRG today #irony | 1 |
again, your myth of "racist DNA" is still only a figment of your delusional imagination @user @user @user @user | 0 |
#NOT SO UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER HUNTER'S RUN SANTA'S SLEIGH OVER THE ROOFTOPS | 0 |
I know who I am. I am not perfect. I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world. But I'm one of them. #women #not #perfet|-Mary J. Blige | 0 |
@user @user @user effigies of jesus or allah..... when she herself hadnt kept any of d hindu gods #irony | 1 |
I have three exams today lets gooooo! #School #Sarcasm #Swag | 1 |
Today was a very good day in Iceland. | 0 |
Welll helllo fever. Id say 103 is feelin real good today #not | 1 |
I feel and look like shit. #rainyday #nomakeup #sorrynotsorry | 0 |
Today's NCAA action on the way. | 0 |
@user @user lol.. Old enough to know better... Young enough to do it again | 0 |
Monday morning inspiration! #sarcasm #itstruetho #donttrustnobody #iwokeuplikethis... | 1 |
My mom is the most annoying person I know. I know you're gonna read this since you creep my account, s/o to my mom #idc#istillloveyou | 0 |
@user @user Talking to yourself again Mo #Irony | 0 |
@user @user @user @user @user @user #irony #oxymoron "planned parenthood" nothing abt parenting | 1 |
Who said that birthday girl can't celebrate the next day??? ☺️☺️ #celebrating #always #nighout #birthdaygirl... | 0 |
@user yep, overall it was a great show live. ending of the TLC match was fubar, and the stairs match was terrrible. | 0 |
Video: #im#not#the#only#one#you#think#im#crazy# ahhhhhh | 0 |
Trying to eat crackers on the quiet floor likeee.. Maybe if I chew slower no one will notice..#not | 1 |
Woke up with my foot the size of a balloon, that's just what I needed.. #not #ouch | 1 |
#Celtics RT @user And then there were none | 0 |
Image via We Heart It #feelings #not #people #telling | 0 |
No one talks like I do , No one thinks like I do , No moves like I do #ConorMcgregor #Ufc #Quotes | 0 |
No doubt. Main Stream Media, Obama, Holder, DeBlasio et al have the blood of those cops on their hands. | 0 |
@user thanks for the spoiler!!!! #not | 1 |
Congress just screwed us but it's a great day in the District because we got another stadium! #sarcasm | 1 |
#AdvancedWarfare is so much better than any FPS released in 2014 XD | 0 |
It's always the little things that's attracts me | 0 |
@user @user You're #not familiar #with Matt Busby, #then. Lol. | 0 |
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