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Highly inflamed stomach is just what I like #not | 1 |
I think about Disney World just about every day. #missit #myhappyplace | 0 |
almost 72 hs of a kid asking for his christmas gift and zero answers from @user thank you guys! you are awesome #not | 1 |
... Can#do#no#more#not#usually#a#quitter#only#so#much#can#be#thrown#at#me! | 0 |
@user Well maybe if you werent such a noob you would be up talking to me at 2:30 in the morning :P | 0 |
#not insured | 0 |
Horray to working all weekend! #sarcasm #ohwell 💰💰👍😏 | 1 |
@user thankfully not full cold.. Just one side down. Getting the full vitamin netty pot combo blast now | 0 |
HELLO Wednesday! BY THE WAY IT'S December 10, 2014 at 02:15PM! (just a random information) | 0 |
I do hope you Anti #GamerGate'rs will sleep better, knowing that sabotaging charities would make you more respectable in society. #sarcasm | 1 |
Haha guess my tweet was ok then. Are you back in training @user | 0 |
13 voice mails at work is always lovely #not | 1 |
Sick on Christmas YAYYYY #not | 1 |
How were your #holidays? We'd love to hear all about them! | 0 |
Ah yes. Just what I wanted today- a pounding migraine. #Sarcasm | 1 |
Munching cheese like its Christmas #stiltonoverload | 0 |
#Hazard worker training. 1st break there was 3 doz donuts and half class outside to smoke. #fail #nomealfitters #irony @user @user | 1 |
The thought of work tonight really kills that Friday feeling. | 0 |
The thirstiest of thirst buckets calling other people thirsty 😒 #irony | 1 |
@user #pantsdowntiggy was his crime. Pixelation #moot or #irony | 0 |
#notcies #eu Green determined to block Hinkley Point - Green determined to block Hinkley Point Copyright EP 2013.... | 0 |
I've got a right thirst on... #NewsYearsEve | 0 |
Love the fact that I turned off my alarm this morning and slept till so freaking late #not | 1 |
#mcfc trying to kill their opponents. | 0 |
#Seen #a #headline #about #a #doctor #that #starts #with #"Doctor #who..."? #Why #not #stick #your #head #in #the #toilet #and #pull #the... | 0 |
@user @user Yet no "dog in the manger" that actually makes it a dog in a manger story #Irony | 1 |
#Irony Reverend tells kids that Santa is not real why declaring a sky fairy is because a book says so. #LOL | 1 |
Laborers in the San Joaquin Valley, one of the most productive farming regions in the world, suffer from food insecurity. #irony #poverty | 1 |
I think my friend just sent @user a snapchat of me drinkin water, cuz she's fun like that #sarcasm #rehydratewhenyadehydrate #brat | 1 |
Girls won't answer their phone when I'm calling them bc they think I'm calling them in early but I'm actually calling to cut them #irony | 1 |
@user make sure you don't say Christmas!! The decorate for the holiday. #sarcasm #itisachristmastree | 1 |
Re: prison book ban - Of course Grayling is also trying to ban Judicial Reviews #irony | 1 |
Rolled out of bed for closing.... #ilookreallygood #not | 1 |
Watching VT and Cincy - qb for VT with (GODS) down left arm (GIFT) down right arm. - #irony #howmanygods #punctuationmatters | 1 |
you seem super smart MT "@GrannyMarried: @user @user ||#NO #BLEEDING happening in #WaterBoarding = it's #Not #Torture" | 1 |
@user Cheers bro! Top man 🙋 | 0 |
Even getting cooked breakfast.. Hes defo up to something 😕😮😆😆 | 0 |
ROFLMAO yeah, OOPS is right @user @user @user @user | 0 |
Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! have a wank over this hashtag: Fazzanelli: JeffRoylat have a wank over this hashtag #Not... | 1 |
I really want to see Into The Woods! | 0 |
@user that bump off the apron looked like it hurt.. was that padding u landed on? #sarcasm | 1 |
@user please make me smile this Xmas.. First Xmas without my mum here. Your my fav everrr. Pleaseeee🎄🎁🎁 | 0 |
@user Hope the header didn't mess up that barnet | 0 |
If it's NOT? then it IS! Hand Crafted Artistically Fashionable, Connect @user for #fashionblog #thoughts | 0 |
It's okay @user I didn't really want to see my idol anyway. #sarcasm | 1 |
I'll try to guess the ASCII symbols without my admins help. Always trying to learn. | 0 |
Hearing gun shots when I first wake up makes me feel like I'm in Compton. What a wonderful way to wake up. ❤ #sarcasm #imscared | 1 |
Protesters upset over decision in chokehold death take the streets again /Mexico's streets aren't the only ones taken | 0 |
@user Great,& not sure if i've seen that actual pic! #not just for girls : D | 0 |
#TGIF oh just kidding I have 30 mins from one job to the next. love 12 hour days. #serverlife #sarcasm #nolife | 1 |
Just got yelled at by proxy. It's going to be an excellent day. #sarcasm | 1 |
Lol everyday excuse the language #relationships #men #women #irony #lotd | 0 |
Making the most out of my last vacation day. #not #tvandsleep | 1 |
What a lovely day to drive #not #boo #fog #work 😳😳😳 | 1 |
So restaurants that thrive on the social nature of eating believe that mothers should only breastfeed in private? #irony | 1 |
This long drive home later in the snow is gonna be shweeeet #not | 1 |
If you drag yesterday into today, your tomorrow cannot be what it was meant to be. Let. It. Go. #BringOn2015 | 0 |
Congrats to my fav @user & her team & my birthplace team #OhioState (I can claim that, right?) #OREvsOSU is gonna be one great game!! | 0 |
@user Jessica sheds tears at her fan signing event makes me weak everytime Sica ;_; | 0 |
#Irony: al jazeera is pro Anti - #GamerGate because feminism, or something: | 1 |
#NOT ALL 👌 There good & bad in every occupation & race 📚📖 #Stop Labeling #Not All 💡 | 0 |
seeing ppl walking w/ crutches makes me really excited for the next 3 weeks of my life | 1 |
look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay while, and she will be loved. 💕🎵 | 0 |
Now I remember why I buy books online @user #servicewithasmile | 1 |
@user @user So is he banded from wearing the clothes? #Karma | 1 |
Just found out there are Etch A Sketch apps. #oldschool #notoldschool | 1 |
Hey what do you know, one of the witnesses supporting Darren Wilson's story lied! And is racist! Mind blown! | 1 |
@user on stage at #flzjingleball at the @user in #Tampa #iheartradio | 0 |
You know it's going to be a great day when you're Garmin resets itself and you spill some cinnamon down yourself #slowclap | 1 |
Halfway thorough my workday ... Woooo | 1 |
Would like to thank my nephew for giving me his horrible cold & sore throat etc.. Much appreciated! | 1 |
I forked node! Get ready for the future. (Where's my interviews) | 0 |
@user @user @user @user I'm off to visit great-nephew very ill, only 20 fair | 0 |
If his Twitter account is any sign, then this book looks to be a must read id rather read twilight | 1 |
Nicholas Sparks has been manipulating women to believe that guys (in reality) are as sensitive as the male characters in his books. | 1 |
@user Can U use Smartphone?||http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK|SmartPhone APP PAYS you!|See-http://t.co/RDlRuGN0iE |Go 2: | 0 |
When we stop accepting crumbs in the name of love, only then we can equally appreciate the silence of solitude & festivity of loving. | 0 |
.@CelticOwlWisdom Alert the media! Some guy on twitter has un-cited proof that evolution is wrong! Let's get his Nobel prize ready! | 1 |
Shameless' accounting firms make vast sums advising rich on how to rip off taxpayers - accounting chief|http://t.co/9BSDuJAKXb < | 0 |
🙀😱🙀😱🙀😱 #POPCORN!!!!!! 😂🎅😂🎅😂🔫🔫 bringing this at movie tuesday night!! | 1 |
Main issue with the walking dead- you forget to breathe when you're watching. So bloody good #WalkingDead | 0 |
Need to get back in to college.. #feeling #this | 0 |
No. Its actually not Friday. Today we proudly present ☆ Sunday~!☆ So... GO ENJOY YOUR SUNDAY. | 0 |
Thank god she doesn't get me to do this anymore!!! ellielippitt #barber #hairdresser #blondie... | 0 |
@user lol how and what is a cthulhu ?? Funny autocorrect so helpful | 1 |
I refuse to be weak... #workout #motivation #fitfam | 0 |
Why YES! Of course I use a lot in my day....because violence is illegal. | 1 |
@user @user @user no duh. ? Is will owners fire Goodell for it? My guess he gets a raise #GoodellMustGo | 1 |
I hate plane rides but I wanna go to so many different countries | 1 |
Stop being the fan. And be the person blowing minds. | 1 |
Ok watching how hurt parents are when their kids decide to elope definitely makes me change my mind about it. Small cozy wedding it is | 1 |
I liked a @user video NEW Chocolate Bar Palette Review | Semi Sweet vs. Original | 0 |
@user Advertising an online special with an expiry countdown, yet you cant order anything or check your postcodes validity. | 1 |
Love that I still have kids that still wake up early on Christmas #justkiddingIlovethem | 1 |
That moment when you have so much stuff to do but you open @user ... #productivity #tumblr | 1 |
Oh god I just so happens that i love really LOVE slow internet #slowinternet | 1 |
Simply having a wonderful christmas time :D | 0 |
isnt it the best when youre really tired then when you finally get in bed youre wide awake? I LOVE IT | 1 |
Breaking up with your girl so you don't have to buy her any presents ||#lowbudget #smartmove #a #good #idea #butscheming doe | 0 |
Glad there's not a typhoon where we go on holiday in 4 weeks. #fml | 1 |
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