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@user Adrian was raised that way and he made it to the NFL. Maybe he thought that would motivate his kid to get there too? | 1 |
#sotrue #ihavenolife #misshim #lovehim #haveabetterone #Justin #no #justinbeiber by grandtheftauto_five_troller | 0 |
Does the word "counter-productive" ever mean anything to people when they sit around and dream up ideas to double their wage? | 1 |
@user Joel Olstein, a man who hardly ever mentions Jesus in his sermons, is going to talk about the meaning of Christmas? | 1 |
@user after I went to Europe | 0 |
@user @user I smashed my Samsung galaxy running back to the car trying to avoid a parking ticket | 1 |
@user Ben were you going to pick up your pizzas today? | 0 |
@user @user No, it isn't. WR's are dime a dozen and completely replaceable. Which is why the Packers won't overspend to retain him. | 0 |
Drinking an Imperial IPA (2014-) by @user - #photo | 0 |
I love how I'm completely wide awake | 1 |
@user @user I had never heard of them before, but I quite liked it! | 0 |
A year ago|my cat was hit by|a car.... this is him|today. is a great quote | 0 |
Morgan just asked me if I wanted to play a game with him on his Xbox. Usually I can't even look at it. | 0 |
@user We all have our crosses to bear. LOL | 1 |
@user Thanks to @user I think I backed into the playoffs! Playoff matchup: TacoCorp v Gronkey Punch 1646 0 oh yeah, its official #im #crazy well, looks like we are back to square 1. Batie and Bridge. This is going to go so well #BoldandBeautiful1648 1 @antoineraps: @user how the fuck are you up now? Ho! Saturnalia... | 0 |
No need to act like I'm the fav child, I know this already. | 1 |
That 2-hour sleep put me into hyper mode | 1 |
@user Love randomly waking up at 5:43 am me everyday multiple times 😒😒 | 1 |
@user WTF!!!! Was that 😂😂😂 #GangstaWankstaYard | 0 |
Morning cry session with my roomie. Today's going to be a great day. | 1 |
@user AMAZING. I love this team. They scrap and always find a way! 15-6 <-- indeed. #dcRising | 0 |
I'm okay with snow, but sleet #howaboutno|😱 | 0 |
Bush Govt to be prosecuted under Geneva Convention for torture after CIA methods & VP admission exposed. | 1 |
hope better#hope#tokyo by nic_kill | 0 |
Girl put your records on. Tell me your favorite song. #inasong #myfav | 1 |
because learning for the finals is fucking amazing. | 1 |
@user Things to complain about on Christmas day. I have a pimple in my ear" @user #ThanksObama" #LegitReasonToComplain | 1 |
danniella westbrook went to a food bank she should have gone to Iceland, oh yeah she fucked that up too #freedomofspeech | 1 |
@user @user LFC worst start in 50 years and still above EFC.... that is funny!!! #WishWeHadA28MilStriker | 1 |
Grace: this is my barf bag.|Me: why do you have a barf bag? |Grace: because sometimes when i see people i feel like vomiting. | 0 |
@user do you not work at the dirty bird no more? | 0 |
Can't wait to see that he has not talked to me and that he will never do it. | 1 |
I just want to eat pizza and be with my friends for the rest of my life | 0 |
@user you mean... it doesn't mean 'so much hate'..? .... oh..... orz | 0 |
If you don't want Hall to eventually ask for a trade then hope for consistency in the message. Change too much you might as well start over | 0 |
I am 100% sure that the cereal box I just decorated is an accurate representation of how well I know the book. | 1 |
See, this is why you shouldn't use version control! #notjustWordPress... ||http://t.co/uCtj9WTxzl | 0 |
@user I see your response time on your DM's is as good as your phone lines.. just no hold music. Legendary service guys. | 1 |
I need to do something legendary this winter break | 0 |
I was trying to type parkside and it turned to paradise #coincidence #i #think | 0 |
'#Do #Fear #to #be #Eccentric #in #Opinion, #for #Every #Opinion #now #Accepted #was #Once #Eccentric.' by Bertrand Russell | 0 |
I'm in love with the cocoa🍵 | 0 |
@user the hostel is fine actually but I've probs caught like 1000 germs walking around London, thanks for wishing me better | 1 |
@user haha!! Noo I don't need new boob's my old ones are just fabulous 😝😝😝 | 0 |
#OrionLaunch go, no-go, go, no-go. I'm getting dizzy... Imagine if there was a crew in there - how stressful would this be?! | 0 |
You can have the prettiest face in the world but stretch marks will ruin it all for me. | 0 |
Upgraded seats😁 kinda scared #sundayfunday #sundaydateday #mylove | 0 |
I swear . I can stand little fucking girl. I want to punch her in the fucking face . Bitch needs to go home for real . | 0 |
Love the fact I'm sick on my birthday | 1 |
Today is awesome | 1 |
You'd hope that a film like that would lose relevance after a couple decades, but nope. | 0 |
Oh how I love listening to Fox News in the background while opening presents. | 1 |
None of the big, disruptive innovations in our lives have come out of brainstorming. -Bruce Nussbaum | 0 |
Gotta love the sound of rain beating against the window on Christmas Day.. #whereswinter | 1 |
#Aussie #gunman #was #on terrorist #watch #list, PM #says: SYDNEY – The gunman who took 17 hostages in Sydney... | 0 |
Galliani already jumping into the changing room, likely discovered what Seedorf told him all along ... same thing Pippo is saying now | 1 |
@user I hopefully won't be here anyway fingers crossed x | 0 |
New homeschool year. New Marketing business. Clickbank University. Wealthy Affiliate. Writing the book finally. #holyschedule #needanapp 0_0 | 0 |
@user Here's a list. Lots of great choices to help #Coyotes win a cup next year. | 1 |
so it's claimed that 99% of all russian athletes take performance enhancing drugs. there is a surprise | 1 |
Can't wait for my boyfriend to come home and kick my butt into shape.... 🙈😂 @user | 1 |
@user When all the "trauma" these kids are suffering is over, the fact remains, You apologised for telling the truth. #stuism | 1 |
@user Caffeine free coffee? Yeah, I'll have that next time I have a slice of sugar-free cheesecake... :P | 1 |
@user Won't our national hockey expert at 24 Sussex Drive join you?? | 1 |
Why can I hear a chicken? This is Fulham for gods sake! | 0 |
When u callin I'm tappin lol sorry | 1 |
Days when you just want everyone to leave you alone #in #a #good #mood #noHunting | 0 |
I like listening to dads truck drivers tell me about them going to the strip joint and their old lady getting mad at them over it 😂 | 1 |
Funny your the broken one now Im the only one who needed saving.| | 1 |
Jesus. I am watching too much #TheNewsroom... Look at me getting all #SonyHack sermonising... | 1 |
Awake this early on my only day off before christmas...feeling ill banging head, bunged up, shivering... Just what I need!!!! | 1 |
Love that my buses are every half an hour😠😡😤 | 1 |
Hangovers and work... RT @user What is your favorite thing about Monday? | 1 |
Alright y'all, back to binge watching Legend of Korra like a muthafukn gangster. | 0 |
@user @user |Yo boy! You guys are know to keep the party mood going. |#EzoneGoaDiaries. | 0 |
@user @user if accurate, v sad indeed | 0 |
Free Dating and Relationships Books #freebiebookdownload #GreenLiving | 0 |
#Bra #Fitting #Guide #How #diy #crafts|Please RT: | 0 |
Hafeez's slider is TOO much of a mess. Bowling it from 'back-of-the-palm' & that too at ~90kph require EXTENSION | 0 |
Will #NASA go metric before it inches to Mars? 3,600 miles is 5,794 kms by the way #OrionLaunch #NASA_Orion | 0 |
I dont understand tlist as I dont read inamorata I only read inamorato lmao #sorry or prob lol | 0 |
make up hours sound fun. | 1 |
@user @user @user tells someone to spell correctly while completely fucking up his tweet | 1 |
@user Good yeah its been good.. Feel tired my self, bed soon 😴😴 x | 0 |
@user so so problematic.. God bless her. It's a shame what've we done to pakistan. :( | 0 |
Can almost smell the turkey #hungry | 0 |
@user absolutely shocking that the lamestream media hasn't picked up on this #mediabias @user @user | 0 |
Fuck getting a flat tire and my car dying coming home from work at 5am. Thanks god for my friends. Great way to end/start my day | 1 |
So I heard a college dropout is offering a graduate from best College a jawdropping package! | 1 |
My dad would have a shotgun ready|"My dad would offer him a beer"|"My dad would ask him to join his clan"|😂 @user @user | 0 |
@user Scream this message: We want the security footage!!! #AntonioMartin #Ferguson #EndRacism #SocialJustice #BlackLivesMatter | 0 |
Senate Just Confirmed a New Cabinet Member That Has 2nd Amendment Supporters Furious - The Senate confirme... | 0 |
@user I liked the first one. Never cared enough to watch the sequel(s?). That said, I will only watch the #reboot because of #ChrisPratt | 0 |
Was swarmed by about 40 teenage girls as I walked in the mall...help. At least they were leaving right?! | 0 |
Walking to school is so awesome | 1 |
Leg snapped alike a twig and after I completed my front flip I screamed like a hungry newborn baby | 0 |
#13CABS apparently this guy only does city-airport. If not, swears & drives off. Even from a taxi rank #goodguy | 1 |
But instead, I'm scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for hours on end, accomplishing nothing. | 0 |
@user @user #Dirt its not your country! | 0 |
@user sounds like soooo much fun! | 1 |
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