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Too bad her cube doesn't have a door. - @user ||#bestcoworkersever @user | 1 |
The music is always on in the office. Currently listening to Kids Bop Hanukkah on Spotify. Any other recommendations? #onlyatnycr | 0 |
@user @user I know, right? Not like the LAPD have anything better to do. This ain't a distraction or nothing.| | 0 |
It's always nice when a teacher doesn't leave lesson plans for their sub... | 1 |
@user @user WHAT $2 for an app, OUTRAGIOUS ;) | 1 |
@user ill see if I can 😉 | 0 |
2v4 S&D matches are just so fun... | 1 |
@user you cant score goals sitting on the bench or 15/20 min max its hard pal fill sorry for him | 0 |
H3N2 = Hospital Hard on #badincentives #flu #healthcare #finance #SPS | 0 |
Dissecting a rat first period is a great start to the day 🐁 | 1 |
@user the lineup is full of goals and offensive intention #LFC | 1 |
When someone with retrica wali picture complains about how many filters someone has used in their picture to look pretty.. | 1 |
Last day in Naples with my Emma girl! 🌴☀#soeasytotakeapicwithatoddler #19wksandcounting... | 1 |
It's so exciting to see snapchats of everybody's Christmas dinner, wow. | 1 |
@user @user @user @user asked back to be models next month | 1 |
Another day in paradise haha | 1 |
At -- #Sketch #today #spudshed #fresh #fruit .only.for.eating #for.drawing.as.well #drawing #Perth | 0 |
Who would've imagined that #jakeplummer smokes weed regularly?? #outsidethelines | 1 |
Oh how I missed middle school drama :~) | 1 |
My favorite new app is Chicago's Comedy Scene (CCS_Radio). You should check it out. #Chicago #Comedy | 0 |
So glad y'all can be awesome now.. | 1 |
my baby will have caps on her teeth #negative | 0 |
My finger is so ducking attractive without my bandage tbh!!! | 1 |
@user ready for Jeb and first female #POTUS | 1 |
@user @user great seing u mate, thanks for the cheap shot 😉 safe trip back 🍻🍻||Dry train why we lost 😂😂😂😂😂 | 1 |
@user lids sucks officially! Will not use again good | 0 |
I have footy socks on, trackies, a tee, a fluffy dressing gown and I'm wrapped up in my quilt... I sweating bean but shivering my nuds off | 0 |
Second day in a row that I'm late to work. Thanks, @user Service definitely worth a fare hike. | 1 |
@user @user We must be tolerant and embrace the peaceful Islamic faith, Muslims are our peaceful brothers | 1 |
DNA from Richard III has thrown up a surprise: evidence of infidelity in his family tree. ||Well I'm SHOCKED. | 1 |
It's funny to think that there are literally books out there for whatever you want to do in life (be a... | 0 |
Wow.. #shocker RT @user Dick Cheney on CIA torture: "I'd do it again in a minute" | 1 |
@user @user @user All the more reason for it. Competition breeds innovation & the consumer wins. | 0 |
Am I surprised that my coworker is not going to show up today? #Flurries | 1 |
@user @user i'll take the physical challenge! | 0 |
but he is a lot of laughs @user @user @user @user @user | 0 |
Wickedly ignorant bout Black Americans see racism in everything' a figment of their imagination#Cannot be trumped by J'can hypocrisy#NNN | 0 |
America released the Cuban spies to get Cuba to release the American spy who caught those Cuban spies. | 1 |
It is always nice when I am taking a cig break at like 2am at my house and I hear weird creepy noises and its really dark | 1 |
Our physics exam was quite fun... #Prelim | 1 |
@user would wear this #proudly... size #NZ hahaha | 0 |
Nevermind, we're getting worked out there. We need Hump back in the game bc Gooden is playing terribly. | 0 |
@user @user But it's not a time capsule! It' current in time | 0 |
@user @user #IndiawithPakistan but it can never be other way round | 1 |
@user @user @user @user @user and what about the blacks you guys they don't know what to do with money | 1 |
Beautiful day | 1 |
.@ShawnaTova Computing, the Internet, personal computers & smart phones were all invented by that "pond scum" @user | 1 |
Ugh, I would give your first-born for some Pepto Bismol right now. #upsettummy | 0 |
There's nothing better than the feeling of being loved 😒 lol nothing 👍 | 1 |
Join @user PromoTeam's Official Fan List and receive news, events, and more! | 0 |
Kyle it won't let me @ you? But yeah, we are grown ass men with fast cars. Who gives af lol. And bring it to my room hooah? See ya in a bit. | 0 |
@user LOL aye you're a funny fecker-;) |And anytime Ironside, you fancy a wee race just let me know!! | 1 |
@user I'll check it out. :-) | 0 |
#Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: Whatever you study you also change. #JurassicParkTheLostWorld #JurassicWorld #BreakingBad | 0 |
Such quality customer service today by @user for the Xbox One #thisiscrap #nothelpfulatall | 1 |
@user I don't recall dalai lama talking about busty girls and celebs but apart from that.... | 1 |
I miss how close we were. 😔 | 0 |
@user Prepare to get mucked #imissedu | 1 |
Beautiful day for climbing mountains... |#NewZealand #earnaview | 0 |
#New#color#new#beginning#new#goals#dont#giveup#never#life#should#be#easy @ skdar | 0 |
Ohhh the joy of getting pulled over 💚 | 1 |
@user As the only black listener to the @user show...Love having you on it!!#RaceWars | 0 |
@user oh so someone got in trouble for making fun of the people who behead innocent people...nice | 1 |
Gavaskar is a freakin' genius. | 1 |
#MY #Husband is your concern #StopTxtnHim its #NotOk #youknowwhoyouare!!! | 0 |
@user nice to see you admit your errors slightly different from your earlier stats for 2014! @user | 1 |
Yeah so I'm on a diet🍕 | 1 |
@user Because we need an excuse to pop it open! My dream is McDonalds and Grand Cru. #ChampagneExcuses | 0 |
Can I get an AMEN??! | 0 |
There's nothing more intimidating than having to serve an chavvy lanky 19 year old with acne and bum fluff. #cringe | 1 |
#Foreplay, #cuddling – a #Jedi #craves these #things" - #Yoda #Quotes|http://t.co/cwFAI8AFKI | 0 |
@user @user Putting 123 between Muhammad and Ali? I find your own twitter ID quite blasphemic and offending | 1 |
Haha who the fuck says that to someone#TrueGentlemen | 1 |
@user #CHRISTMAS #GIFT GET STARTED AT MAKING MONEY IN SOCIAL MEDIA @ | 0 |
@user fucking copycat, although you're name is mint and the act we share it is probably a cause for alcohol filled celebration!!! | 0 |
Tripped over my own feet three times in the hall #soclumsy | 0 |
At least I woke up feeling a lot better today.. | 1 |
i'm so funny | 1 |
Up all night took 4 hour nap I'm ready for work | 1 |
Standard Christmas newsfeed. Diamonds everywhere, everyone's engaged. Congratulations. #original #Christmas #engaged | 1 |
Working hard right now | 1 |
I keep seeing "we need to build a global society".Personally, I'd rather have our "American Society" back. #tcot #EricGarner #Ferguson | 0 |
@user @user Awesome destination site. High population of 136k, super easy to get to, lots of great sites. Will do well there! . | 1 |
working on my birthday #yay #sucks | 1 |
Making a pair of lungs out of all the tobacco boxes I've collected for my sculpture project | 1 |
@user I think thats what made me confused, I was too dazed | 0 |
Hiring Managers are willing to wait for 30Days for a guy who can join immediately, but cannot take a guy with 30Days notice period. | 1 |
@user @user I'm sure it's largely ignored in practice. In NY you can't do any govt work if you have convicts | 1 |
On page 169 of 251 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, by J.K. Rowling | 0 |
#bibotour & #champwithin founder @user on @user w/dancers Ricky & Gracey #chicago #women | 0 |
today is just starting out fabulous | 1 |
Think i almost just died, or burned my face off! #hategasbbqs | 0 |
new shoes. kinda in love with an inanimate object. | 0 |
I've tweeted nearly 4,000 times and I'm not sure all 4,000 tweets really needed to be on the internet... Including this one | 1 |
@user @user Hates his anti-American/anti-Constitution policies and actions. Fixed it for you. | 0 |
Whatever happened to the Guano Apes? Did they ever make it "Big in Japan"? | 1 |
#CHRISTMAS #GIFT #BLESSING #Santa #follow #TheInterview#BharatRatna #CallMeEva... | 0 |
Sums up my week really #NursingLife #WorkingDaysAndNights | 1 |
@user weird @user | 0 |
OH and now the District line has major signal failures and delays FANTASTIC!!! | 1 |
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