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@user @user @user @user don't forget @user and @user (they're as smart & kind as lovely)
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@user Jonah hill is funny,kevin hart,will smith,jim carrey, Sacha Baron Cohen,
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A great day is one in which it's pouring rain and you walk out of your apartment without your car or apartment keys.
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@user Now, now, Islam is the "religion of peace" and only Christians can hurt anybody! Get it right! D:
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@user well I face peyton today in my one league so I hope he only has 2 TD passes and they're both to D Thomas for me lol
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i need to start going to bed earlier...smh, goodnight everyone, or should i say goodmorning haha #morning ...
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so I have pink eye. I'm sooo excited about it :/
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Still can't believe my teammate is engaged! #Holymoly #RingBySpring #TurnUpppp @user
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@user @user That's awful Ben, I know exactly how dreadful it is. Hugs x
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@user Sky News says "he died" like as if he dropped dead in hospital lol - real honest reporting
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Haha love when I accidentally spray perfume in my eye 🙆
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95% of my clothes are black. #noshame 💣
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And people start to drink ... Means fun
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Going to the Rec tonight. #beingproductive
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I love putting Flobeam mechs back together.||
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@user And this is a warmly ment from me to You! :-)
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Feeling like crap. And being treated horribly too. It's a great day. #iwanttogohome
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Let's get another big win VOLS bball and keep it going..#VolNation #BeatNCState
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@user I literally do not know
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By @user "#Bts At DIPMAGAZINE #PhotoShoot #WIFEYSERIES Me and _traviiiiis . Don't Forget To...
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My solo costume so far is Charcoal Grey Bottoms.... making some real progress.
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The thing I love the most about coming into work early? Having everyone ask me why I'm here so early. Gets me every time. #annoying
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Dont mess with a #Ninja ! #KO
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Time to free ourselves of the Tyranny of the USA and lean towards more tolerant societies, like those of Russia and China.
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@user @user We can vote Republican! Their Civil rights record and their ability to empathize is amazing. .
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@user @user journalism at its best
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@user amazeballs. #superman
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Oh this is back in #AdvancedWarfare XD|#JustCODThing
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And all I wanna do is blast music and get ready for my trip but my "second" roommate is sleeping and I suffer from being considerate
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Friday morning lecture on blood 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@user DONT SAY ANYTHING JUST RT @user
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The whole #Misogyny thing is hanging in there with Women from the right . A cat fight now ?, imagine pulling that on the left #pmlive
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Believe In Boegarts. RT @user The Red Sox must really believe in Xander Boegarts as a SS if they're going with a GB theme.
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I love how when I'm stressed my body decides to react by causing me massive pain.
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Love waking up to grumpy people
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So excited for work
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@user of course not! Carding? What carding?
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It's all a calamity of lies..everything is fake so we only accept what isn't true so when the truth comes we deny it.
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@user No clue what you were talking about? Well that's a first!
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@user @user If you need a #dev #environmnet #then #a #great #pick. For #regular #web #stuff, I #do #like #it
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@user sounds like the LA end of days!
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Those mini naps I had all night between sneezing, coughing and blowing my nose were super restful. #fluday4
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102° fever. That's fun.
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Day 39&40 3 #Novel Train. #comfortzone #christmastree #nextlevel #buzzkillington #familyguy... via @user
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@user So Monday it is ,tickets on general sale for boxing day.thanks for your help
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@user @user you do not afford the same treatment to PO's .Goes both ways.
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I think Apple should make their iCloud service and options a little more confusing. Its really getting good now.
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Having a night in with Misha (she still needs twitter), chinese and movies all night #unilife #nightin
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I'm actually kinda surprised that people still say "NOT!" after an 'ironic' statement.
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Beautiful way to start my morning. 😣😷
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Alright who was dreaming about me last night because I could not for the life of me fall asleep
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Togepi do shed their www.MonsterMMORPG. com #shell. fally by #MonsterMMORPG #bagon
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I have three test and a two dance performances tomorrow!!📚📖💃💃👯 #EasyDay
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What I did for my food at the Spanish party!
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They done worked me so hard
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Ariana Grandes makeup is always sooo flawless 🙊
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Count Pushkin to End this fvckin night smh
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@user its a week joke I have with Jessica and my niece🙌
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I really really want apple pie boilo
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I love when people leave their smelly shoes in my car. It makes my car smell great!
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I wish it was January already... Not because of school but because I'm having major withdrawals #Arrow fair wtfwasthat
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Anamorphosis:placing objects so that viewed from a certain angle they create an image. |By French artist Bernard Pras
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World's greatest wars can be won with mind. Invincible is the one going on within mind. #lifequotes #copycatsays
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So @user was on the pull on our spin today interested #oops
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To all those who held back in #2014 start again in #2015 as.. "@SanFranciscoVC: It's never too late to start!
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okay back to studying for math final
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@user @user But I never really check- so maybe this thing is wrong every week!
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see, that MIGHT show up on a background check, and you'd be denied its a catch 22 we have the right to self protection @user
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@user @user |"Colored?" |Don't they prefer "negro" now?|
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Just delivered @user #cronuts to @user hmmm its for a customer I hope!!!
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Sweet United Nations video. Just in time for Christmas. #imagine #NoReligion
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Greek salad and I are lovers. That is all.
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@user is so funny rn😅
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@user There's so much less controversy now that the BCS has been replaced.
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What an eventful weekend
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Lucky I've finished all my coursework, revised super hard and feel super healthy. Two words...loving life.
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#Sometimes the best thing you can do|is to not think, worry, obsess.|Just have faith that everything will|work out for the #best.
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For 9 grand a year we definitely get all of the information we need in this practical class
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Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me service guy. |Glad I dropped the car off for the oil change instead of Av.
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I'm happy with the two hours of sleep I got last night 😩
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@user how do you like that loss son?
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: When some masseuses offer "soothing" massages the way reviewers offer stinging criticisms. #Masseuse=#Reviewer #Massage=#Criticism
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Time for babygirl and I to get our beauty sleep😴💤💤
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My favorite part of dislocating my shoulder is now being able to feel it roll around in the socket
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@user @user Will probably get to write more about the show by doing so ...
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@user "Dirk's got a lot of moves I'm trying to steal." - Kevin Durant on his one-legged fadeway
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Google's greatest travel hack will make flights much easier. #tech #business
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This is how I responded|"More movies about heterosexuality. I really wish they would stop shoving their lifestyle down our throats."
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@user @user we've grinded for our gear and now they're worthless, thank you
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She's got something you just can't trust|It's something mysterious....
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Well the week is off to a great start. #fml
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Nice to see Dwight yorke being his normal impartial self as usual #villalovein #AstLei #lcfc
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They are still trying to decide if it's terrorism?? OMG! #sydneysiege
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I cant even watch anime in japan...
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@user I am sure this has made your day. LoL
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I'm over these white hoes
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@user @user I hope that all those people who missed connecting flights take joy in this wonderful experience. #sorrynotsorry
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@user @user he's the detective!!! lol #OrTypeCast
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@user Gas below $1 per litre in Ottawa. Happy holidays. ... Yes, crisis averted
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Yay its fucking Monday life is so perfect and magical I love everything
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