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It's hard to take people seriously who can't spell and think grammar is a type of cracker.
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I feel the most comforted when the misinformed are the most vocal. #pleasedontspeak
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People at my school only talk about sex and drugs. So awesome
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Wheres the rodgers in brigade
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I've changed gazilion times the #java configuration NOT to check for updates. It's nice that every five minutes asks me for an update!
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@user The person who wrote that is clearly a bit of a tit
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I love when I write a tweet wrong. 😊
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@user robert is handsome| ugly|#RDJ I love you|#你就算5隔格我都知你讲me ga|#BTW tomtom I love u too
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Why the fuck is Twitter telling me to follow myself in following someone?!
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Rodgers needs to go man , didn't think I would ever say it but he has bought some shit players there #good #enough
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I really need to get my nails and eyebrows done tomorrow 😁 been slacking on that #cool 💅🙅💁
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So Aaron sorkin goes on @user to talk about not liking the media talking about Sony hack? Using media to bitch about media?
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just like that
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@user @user Until he becomes the most loved athlete in his new city.
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8.30am conference calls.|#love
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I checked twitter and snapchat but I can't tell what day it is, someone please help 😜|
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@user it will be weird now without the Christmas music! 🎉🎅🎶. But yay!!! HAPPY CHRISTMAS SAMMIE 😘
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Obviously my day is going to go fantastically well
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@user I was using
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Love games during the week because I don't get to go to sleep until like 1!
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Dark grass does rustle. www.MonsterMMORPG. com #brakiest by #MonsterMMORPG #mt121
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I love the meaningful messages of automake.
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Let your humility guard your pride ... Vanity shouldn't be allowed to be with such a delicate thing.
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Christmas shopping take 2, the weekends attempt was a waste of time so lets try again #CantWait
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@user Oh, will keep fingers crossed for you. Sometimes the worse they are, quicker they go #HandyMedicalFact
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My Com professor keeps talking about Twitter. ||Lel
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: When some archers fight with "supple" bows the way hoplites fight with stiff spears. #Archer=#Hoplite #Bow=#Spear
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Amen 🙏 .... I love this! If you didn't plan, then it's your problem 😜 #truth emergency @ Pearl...
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The routine texting irks my nerves the most but I guess it's the thought that count #needAnewRoutine
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@user who doesn't??
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I'm so glad that Jonathan Stewart had to have, his best game in 5 yrs against me in fantasy fb playoffs..... #imout
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dayumm!! chtis brown is ma maaayuun!!😂😂😂
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#TeenAnalCasting #Highway Highway 69 – Disturbed (Dedicated to a girl raped on 16/12/12)
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Don't know about y'all but, I'm super excited to get out there clean off my car, shovel and deal with fools on the road. Oh yeah.
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My whole life is just "oh ok".
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It's so easy to focus on what's at hand when you have a million other thoughts running through your mind at the same time.
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I'm really excited for tomorrow because that means the assignments and responsibilities of today will be over.
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Shit just keeps getting better and better!!! #ShouldOfStayedInBed
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@user @user Even better let's see if Wadi Camacho man's up and fights @user
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Absolutely love being harassed by a group of twatty adolescents on a late night shop
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@user @user A protest is not peaceful if its forcefully stopping me to earn my livelihood.
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Update! Punt an Ostrich ? January 2, 2015 via @user
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@user you'd really want to watch that!! #excessivecomsumption !
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@user as long as it's for taste purposes, that works for me. Are there any meats you like?
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@user how many championships? You trying to say that makes him worth more than Saban?
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Write hundred tweets on Kejriwal every day and then go on to declare that he is irrelevant when it comes to Indian politics!
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American Kids starting playing and now I'm super missing #summer2k14 #kennychesney
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The fact an officer would threaten to throw a mother in a squad car lamenting over her dying child's wicked/absurd!
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It's a good thing Obama opened up Cuba in his first term, and didn't wait until all his elections were over.|#cuba
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I don't know how you can love, but also freaking hate someone so much!! 😒
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Just watched the last ever one tree hill. I'm an emotional wreck and it's not even 9 o'clock
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@user please do..i need the second hand embarrassment so desperatly on my phone
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Ppl make blanket statements about a whole race as a defense that they are sick of hearing about race
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I absolutely LOVE moving house
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Cats are so cute I wish I wasn't allergic 😭😭
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@user Makes me so proud to be an American
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Heading to my nanas place its going to be so fun
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@user @user Ya I remember when winning one regular season game was like a super bowl
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I take blazing hot showers so I can get used to burning in the pits of hell. #ifitsreal
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Twitter Keeps Insisting I Follow Someone Who I Rather . . 😕
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@user yeah stressed isnt the word could easily punch someone in the face right now😏👊👊
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@user No reasons given. Some waited expecting a call but only found they were not chosen from media announcement
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Just realized that the name of the comic sans' creator means asshole in French #nooffense
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So Ally McCoist hands his notice in and gets a pay rise,he really has Rangers best interests at heart
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Finals Week is draining my body so much that it's ruining my life in other places. Lovely...
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@user yea we was we too only a couple schools played black & not its a black dominate game
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Roman mythology gets me soooo pumped
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What wonderful weather we are having...I might need sunscreen today 😎 󾍁
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#Its #Over, Its Not Finished|Its Not Ending, Its Only The #Beginning When #God Is In It, #All #Things Are...
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What was the last picture you took with your phone? -- a pic of syresatt vatten of Ikea's bottle
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@user as far as what? A room?
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She said nope, I'm only getting gift cards...ones she bought using her credit card points. .
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Keep running from your problems. That always works.
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@user @user world's greatest fans....
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I've definitely caught my sisters flu. Feeling a chesty cough brewing and it's the best start to the week. TGIM
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I'm pretty sure I have a snowman problem.
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Well you just have to look... Don't you ?? #wrestling #SportsEntertainment #wwe #raw or #smackdown #co...
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@user I don't think. I know!
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@user @user Actually Israel's demand renders it antisemitic acc to your mate's favourite non definition of antisem.
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work should be fun today 😒
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well .. that was a nice text to wake up to .
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My bed time stories are awesome #theyllgiveyounightmares #ohwell #youaskedforit
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Well my mornings going very nicely😊
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Sad that when someone drinks they treat you like shit and won't talk to you.
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Sneaking in a round of mini golf at #hollywooddriveingolf at #universal #citiwalk before the kiddos...
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I can't remember the last time I saw "32-bit integer" in mainstream media! #Software #GangnamStyle #Geek @user
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The First NSFW Look At Jessica Cameron's MANIA via @user @user @user
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My grandpa just gave me a credit card for christmas...he has no idea. Lol
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@user Damn. That would have made excellent thing to recount in autobiography ;p
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@user Ok, hope it will rain soon 😖
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Come to jhb to play volleyball on a fake beach #work
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Students too busy protesting a grand jury decision to study deserve to fail. Actions have consequences.
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The moral police & vigilante's are very quiet with every #rape. I suppose it is Indian culture then? #uber #DelhiRape
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@user they are all written out in a gold gel pen waiting! I hate how are relationship consists of twitter messaging #fulfilling
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.@sunrise how far back can I search my google calendar via sunrise? google doesn't have a working search engine on its calendar
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Going to sleep a solid 30 minutes earlier than last night!!! #success #justwhatiwanted
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@user @user Because Bill makes too much money making speeches now and he's so honest :)
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When a teacher says "come in tomorrow morning for help" but they are never in their classroom #wow #thanksforthehelp
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#fOLLOW THE #MONEY #HOMEbiz NOT #mlm *** NOTE YOU CAN GET PAID FOR POSTING ON ...
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