bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Yeah, actually I am!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, look. All Im saying is that youre my agent, ok? And youre not getting me into any auditions and Im tired of it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im saying that (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, youre fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, tough week for Estelle!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she cant sleep without it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, shes asleep now. Stop forcing that thing on her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, youre not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooo!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, youre not going to Paris.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im still going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wh whwhat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! Isnt that great?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeeeah! (They high-five)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It feels like were cheating on our house. And if were gonna cheat, shouldnt it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house wont do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ours is so much better! This living room is smaller, the dining room looks like a cave! What a hole!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Love it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "They could be our neighbors, what are they like?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joey, want come with me to are you ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I just I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, that wouldnt kill her. Ordinary embolism might.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. Shes got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And Im guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know shes not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. Im gonna call her and hire her again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you (Joey considers it)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because patience is the road to understanding (she thinks) which ... is the key... to a happy heart.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(impressed) You blow me away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(picking up her bag) All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And yet I never run into Beyonce!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(at Janice's punching) Don't, don't! (looks disgusted)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, actually, we're buying the house next door. (Janice gasps)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica and with bulging eyes) Why!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks confused and scared) I don't know why.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "This can not be happening!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is a great idea! And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you come up with an idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright alright, we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house. We can still get out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But we love our house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and (apes Janice's voice) \"Oh My God\"!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks afraid, but at the same time, knows she's right) Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. (Janice's laughs loudly outside) Oh, that does it too. (Motions with his index finger like Monica did)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise? (looks hopeful)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this (Takes a huge egg out of his back) genuine pterodactyl egg (whispers) replica.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh? So? We have a deal?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes! yes!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, (grins) Believe me, the ladies, they love it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God. (Still in shock when his mobile rings, he picks it up) Hello?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the other side of the line, still pretending to be Estelle) Joey, it's Estelle. (Joey's eyes bulge up, he looks afraid)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Estelle?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still scared) Ok-ay. I just, I can't believe you're calling me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I didn't think I should just drop by...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no! (Starts looking around the room, terrified) Don't drop by, don't drop by!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I ask you something? Uhm, what's it like there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Looks around) It's alright. Look kiddo, I gotta go. Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye. (Hangs up and reads the phone display) \"out of area\". Boy, I'll say.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The Hitlers will be so disappointed.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Because... that way... we can pick up where we left off.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I never stopped loving you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want you... I need you... I must have you Janice Litman Goralnik Neihosenstein.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(stunned) Obviously.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Don't say that. Don't tangle the dream and take it away.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I understand.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(speaking as in pain) They're never coming down now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are never going to believe what happened to me today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They did?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what are you gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I took it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's great! So you're staying in New York!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You're excited, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(hesitant) Ye-ah. Yeah! You know, the money's great. It's certainly the easier choice...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yeah, but I mean, it was good scared though, you know? Like when I-moved-to-New-York scared. Or uhm, when I-found-out-I-was-gonna-have-Emma scared... But this is... fine. This is gonna be good. (they both stare around)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a long pause) You should go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's what you want. You should go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You really think so?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I really do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I already told Zelner that I would come back...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(picks up a skull of some carnivore from his side table and puts it in the same bag in which he brought the pterodactyl egg to Zelner) I'm sure he'll understand.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, oh! (They hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then I'm happy too. (They're still hugging - fade out)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just flip!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that sounds good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's all done!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, so you've done some good work! (pause) What about your carry-ons?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well. Everything that I need (she takes her bag) is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! I have nothing left to teach you! (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where's your passport?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It should be right next to my plane ticket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it's not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here, let me help you. (they both start opening boxes)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shoot. Oh, I can't believe I did this!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Right, no, I understand.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, I knew (he stares at her breasts).", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "She brought them up! (pause) I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it takes two incomes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mhm, (he balance things) packing - sexy cheerleader comedy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mhm, helpful brother - creepy loner at teen movie.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you guys doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Try it, I can't feel a thing! (Ross starts punching him too)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We're taking a break!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Jumping on the bed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys hear a ringing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(holding a pair of furry handcuffs) What the hell is this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Handcuffs! And fur line, nice! I didn't know you guys had it in ya!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't know Monica had these!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mhm, maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Where's Mike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? Yeah, where is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rock on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering the room) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, where's Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now it just hit her that she's leaving and she's kind of emotional so no one say anything to set her off, ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Here she is!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What did I just say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come here, I'll make you a drink.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, she's been such a big part of my life. And it feels like when Melrose Place got cancelled. (Ross and Joey looks puzzled) I mean... oh, forget it. I miss Melrose Place!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? Head she wins, tails I lose. (he stops and starts realizing something) Wait a minute...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, Joe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I've been better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm gonna miss you so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, oh. (she's holding the present, a transparent bag with a white stick in it). What is this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm gonna throw this away, but thank you so much for the gesture!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? These aren't mine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel used to live in that room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel... with handcuffs! Interesting! (he looks excited)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey's bare ass!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he doesn't look excited anymore). Well played.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I love you Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you too. (they hug) Please don't... Don't turn into... you know... French bitch! (they hug again)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. Monica?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can you come here with me for a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Are you wearing waterproof mascara?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Hey. What was that all about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding? Oh my God...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(having the same problem) You're the best friend I ever had.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(says something that cannot be understood)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I... I... I... (again saying something that cannot be understood)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is so sweet. (they hug)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Joey) Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I really made you think about that thing uh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you. (shows her the cuffs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(from the other side of the room) Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think these are yours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "These are not mine... Look how flimsy they are, come on! Good God! You try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, they'll snap like a piece of licorice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Can I talk to you alone for a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. (to Phoebe) You don't really handcuff guys to waterpipes do you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where do you think Mike really is? (she giggles, Chandler looks aghast)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh honey...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, not so tight... (blows raspberry, and the hug ends) I'm sorry, just give me one more chance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Oh...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God! I can't believe she saved me for last. (looking out to the balcony) Why are they taking so long?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. But, God, Joey seems to be handling it suprisingly well.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, here we go...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh... (holding Ross's shoulder) Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think I'm gonna take off. (pats Ross on his back, but he looks very surprised)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? I don't get a goodbye?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still very emotional) Lucky bastard!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it needs to be plicit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I don't think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk. It was pretty intense.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Mine too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mine was a humdinger", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(annoyed) O-kay... I mean, don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug? (Joey gives Ross a hug) NOT FROM YOU! (Joey lets go)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And say what? \"You owe me a goodbye\", I mean, he's got more pride than that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "THE HELL I DO!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't get a goodbye?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... (makes choking noises) IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. (He leaves the apartment. Rachel looks kind of desperate.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I hope Ross isn't too upset.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tell me about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I think I'm gonna head out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, where do you think you're going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought I was going home to go to bed, but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, yeah, good idea. (he mimes hitting his head with his fist)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) You couldn't be cool. (he goes to the guest bedroom)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, we're gonna start in the kitchen. Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked ten to a box. The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Good! Now I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you are doing it wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You did? How?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I was cleaning out the closet and I found some pictures of them... being used.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Let me see. (they all look at the pictures)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's that dirty old lady?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica's grandmother.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nana liked it rough!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on here, have a seat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How was your night?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Erica, are you okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Relax! We just get her some antacids.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She doesn't have a stomach ache, she's in labor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you got to get to the hospital.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, it's gonna be okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, okay... Okay, I feel a little better.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh... Yes, I'm sure. Oh honey, let's go. Okay bye everyone.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler, wait, wait, wait...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what it seemed like.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, then why didn't you say something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You keep, you keep... You can't...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "WHAT?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "A little more.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (she starts to stuff styrofoam peanuts down the front of Joey's pants.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A little more, a little more. (she stuffs some more down his pants and Joey's assesses the how many there already are in there.) A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. All right, now give me your best shot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, here it goes...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(in pain) Doesn't work... (he falls down on on his knees with his head on the floor)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Erica, are you okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Relax! We'll just get her some antacids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. This was amazing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It really was. You've learned some new moves!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me \"Sex for Dummies\" as a joke.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's laughing now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Next time, can I say breathe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, I'll be right back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where are you going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To use the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can't leave me alone with her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, ah... Any plans for the summer?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Morning.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a baby chick and duck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did not see that coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is the rule, though.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Guess what? You're almost an uncle!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen him throw a ball?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is Rachel here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. You and Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, it's pretty great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But do you wanna get back together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(screaming) YAY!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shhh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quietly) Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, so is she still going to Paris?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical! (Singing) \"Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes...\"", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Morning!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guess we'll never know how it ends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. How did you sleep?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good. You?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I bet you did!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Morning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You too. Last night was just wonderful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It really was.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. (She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's just a little bit more, honey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Is it really that bad?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's a... It's a boy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you did it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, that's spongy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. He has your eyes.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, actually I am!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, look. All Im saying is that youre my agent, ok? And youre not getting me into any auditions and Im tired of it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im saying that (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, youre fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, tough week for Estelle!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she cant sleep without it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, shes asleep now. Stop forcing that thing on her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, youre not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooo!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, youre not going to Paris.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im still going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wh whwhat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! Isnt that great?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeeeah! (They high-five)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It feels like were cheating on our house. And if were gonna cheat, shouldnt it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house wont do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ours is so much better! This living room is smaller, the dining room looks like a cave! What a hole!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Love it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "They could be our neighbors, what are they like?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joey, want come with me to are you ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I just I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, that wouldnt kill her. Ordinary embolism might.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. Shes got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And Im guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know shes not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. Im gonna call her and hire her again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you (Joey considers it)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because patience is the road to understanding (she thinks) which ... is the key... to a happy heart.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(impressed) You blow me away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(picking up her bag) All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And yet I never run into Beyonce!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(at Janice's punching) Don't, don't! (looks disgusted)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, actually, we're buying the house next door. (Janice gasps)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica and with bulging eyes) Why!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks confused and scared) I don't know why.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "This can not be happening!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is a great idea! And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you come up with an idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright alright, we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house. We can still get out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But we love our house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and (apes Janice's voice) \"Oh My God\"!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks afraid, but at the same time, knows she's right) Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. (Janice's laughs loudly outside) Oh, that does it too. (Motions with his index finger like Monica did)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise? (looks hopeful)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this (Takes a huge egg out of his back) genuine pterodactyl egg (whispers) replica.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh? So? We have a deal?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes! yes!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, (grins) Believe me, the ladies, they love it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God. (Still in shock when his mobile rings, he picks it up) Hello?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the other side of the line, still pretending to be Estelle) Joey, it's Estelle. (Joey's eyes bulge up, he looks afraid)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Estelle?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still scared) Ok-ay. I just, I can't believe you're calling me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I didn't think I should just drop by...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no! (Starts looking around the room, terrified) Don't drop by, don't drop by!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I ask you something? Uhm, what's it like there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Looks around) It's alright. Look kiddo, I gotta go. Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye. (Hangs up and reads the phone display) \"out of area\". Boy, I'll say.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The Hitlers will be so disappointed.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Because... that way... we can pick up where we left off.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I never stopped loving you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want you... I need you... I must have you Janice Litman Goralnik Neihosenstein.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(stunned) Obviously.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Don't say that. Don't tangle the dream and take it away.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I understand.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(speaking as in pain) They're never coming down now.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are never going to believe what happened to me today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They did?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what are you gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I took it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's great! So you're staying in New York!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You're excited, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(hesitant) Ye-ah. Yeah! You know, the money's great. It's certainly the easier choice...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yeah, but I mean, it was good scared though, you know? Like when I-moved-to-New-York scared. Or uhm, when I-found-out-I-was-gonna-have-Emma scared... But this is... fine. This is gonna be good. (they both stare around)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a long pause) You should go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's what you want. You should go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You really think so?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I really do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I already told Zelner that I would come back...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(picks up a skull of some carnivore from his side table and puts it in the same bag in which he brought the pterodactyl egg to Zelner) I'm sure he'll understand.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, oh! (They hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then I'm happy too. (They're still hugging - fade out)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just flip!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that sounds good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's all done!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, so you've done some good work! (pause) What about your carry-ons?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well. Everything that I need (she takes her bag) is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! I have nothing left to teach you! (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where's your passport?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It should be right next to my plane ticket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it's not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here, let me help you. (they both start opening boxes)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shoot. Oh, I can't believe I did this!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Right, no, I understand.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, I knew (he stares at her breasts).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "She brought them up! (pause) I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it takes two incomes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mhm, (he balance things) packing - sexy cheerleader comedy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mhm, helpful brother - creepy loner at teen movie.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you guys doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Try it, I can't feel a thing! (Ross starts punching him too)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We're taking a break!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Jumping on the bed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You guys hear a ringing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(holding a pair of furry handcuffs) What the hell is this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Handcuffs! And fur line, nice! I didn't know you guys had it in ya!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't know Monica had these!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mhm, maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Where's Mike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? Yeah, where is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rock on!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering the room) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, where's Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now it just hit her that she's leaving and she's kind of emotional so no one say anything to set her off, ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Here she is!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What did I just say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come here, I'll make you a drink.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, she's been such a big part of my life. And it feels like when Melrose Place got cancelled. (Ross and Joey looks puzzled) I mean... oh, forget it. I miss Melrose Place!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? Head she wins, tails I lose. (he stops and starts realizing something) Wait a minute...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, Joe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I've been better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm gonna miss you so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, oh. (she's holding the present, a transparent bag with a white stick in it). What is this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm gonna throw this away, but thank you so much for the gesture!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? These aren't mine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel used to live in that room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel... with handcuffs! Interesting! (he looks excited)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey's bare ass!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he doesn't look excited anymore). Well played.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I love you Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you too. (they hug) Please don't... Don't turn into... you know... French bitch! (they hug again)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. Monica?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can you come here with me for a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Are you wearing waterproof mascara?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Hey. What was that all about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding? Oh my God...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(having the same problem) You're the best friend I ever had.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(says something that cannot be understood)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I... I... I... (again saying something that cannot be understood)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is so sweet. (they hug)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Joey) Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I really made you think about that thing uh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you. (shows her the cuffs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(from the other side of the room) Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think these are yours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "These are not mine... Look how flimsy they are, come on! Good God! You try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, they'll snap like a piece of licorice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Can I talk to you alone for a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. (to Phoebe) You don't really handcuff guys to waterpipes do you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where do you think Mike really is? (she giggles, Chandler looks aghast)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh honey...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, not so tight... (blows raspberry, and the hug ends) I'm sorry, just give me one more chance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Oh...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God! I can't believe she saved me for last. (looking out to the balcony) Why are they taking so long?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. But, God, Joey seems to be handling it suprisingly well.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, here we go...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh... (holding Ross's shoulder) Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think I'm gonna take off. (pats Ross on his back, but he looks very surprised)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? I don't get a goodbye?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still very emotional) Lucky bastard!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it needs to be plicit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I don't think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk. It was pretty intense.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Mine too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mine was a humdinger", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(annoyed) O-kay... I mean, don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug? (Joey gives Ross a hug) NOT FROM YOU! (Joey lets go)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And say what? \"You owe me a goodbye\", I mean, he's got more pride than that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "THE HELL I DO!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't get a goodbye?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... (makes choking noises) IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. (He leaves the apartment. Rachel looks kind of desperate.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I hope Ross isn't too upset.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tell me about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I think I'm gonna head out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, where do you think you're going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought I was going home to go to bed, but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, yeah, good idea. (he mimes hitting his head with his fist)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) You couldn't be cool. (he goes to the guest bedroom)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, we're gonna start in the kitchen. Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked ten to a box. The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Good! Now I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you are doing it wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You did? How?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I was cleaning out the closet and I found some pictures of them... being used.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Let me see. (they all look at the pictures)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's that dirty old lady?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica's grandmother.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nana liked it rough!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on here, have a seat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How was your night?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Erica, are you okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Relax! We just get her some antacids.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She doesn't have a stomach ache, she's in labor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you got to get to the hospital.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, it's gonna be okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, okay... Okay, I feel a little better.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh... Yes, I'm sure. Oh honey, let's go. Okay bye everyone.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler, wait, wait, wait...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what it seemed like.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, then why didn't you say something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You keep, you keep... You can't...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "WHAT?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "A little more.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (she starts to stuff styrofoam peanuts down the front of Joey's pants.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A little more, a little more. (she stuffs some more down his pants and Joey's assesses the how many there already are in there.) A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. All right, now give me your best shot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, here it goes...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(in pain) Doesn't work... (he falls down on on his knees with his head on the floor)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Erica, are you okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Relax! We'll just get her some antacids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. This was amazing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It really was. You've learned some new moves!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me \"Sex for Dummies\" as a joke.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's laughing now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Next time, can I say breathe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, I'll be right back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where are you going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To use the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can't leave me alone with her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, ah... Any plans for the summer?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Morning.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a baby chick and duck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did not see that coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is the rule, though.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Guess what? You're almost an uncle!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen him throw a ball?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is Rachel here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. You and Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, it's pretty great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But do you wanna get back together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(screaming) YAY!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shhh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quietly) Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, so is she still going to Paris?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical! (Singing) \"Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes...\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Morning!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guess we'll never know how it ends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. How did you sleep?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good. You?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I bet you did!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Morning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You too. Last night was just wonderful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It really was.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. (She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's just a little bit more, honey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Is it really that bad?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's a... It's a boy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you did it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, that's spongy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. He has your eyes.", "role": "user" } ]