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[
{
"content": "Yeah, actually I am!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, look. All Im saying is that youre my agent, ok? And youre not getting me into any auditions and Im tired of it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im saying that (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, youre fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Man, tough week for Estelle!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she cant sleep without it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well, shes asleep now. Stop forcing that thing on her.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It feels like were cheating on our house. And if were gonna cheat, shouldnt it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house wont do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ours is so much better! This living roo... |
[
{
"content": "Love it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "They could be our neighbors, what are they like?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joey, want come with me to are you ok?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I just I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, that wouldnt kill her. Ordinary embolism might.",
"role": "assistant... |
[
{
"content": "And yet I never run into Beyonce!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(at Janice's punching) Don't, don't! (looks disgusted)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, actually, we're buying the house next door. (Janice gasps)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica and with bulging eyes) Why!?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "This can not be happening!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other ... |
[
{
"content": "(enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise? (looks hopeful)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this (Takes a huge egg out of his back) genuine pterodactyl egg (whispers) replica.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh? So? We have a deal?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! yes!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, (grins) Believe me, the ladies, they love it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God. (Still in shock when his mobile rings, he picks it up) Hello?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on the other side of the line, still pretending to be Estelle) Joey, it's Estelle. (Joey's eyes bulge up, he looks afraid)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Este... |
[
{
"content": "The Hitlers will be so disappointed.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because... that way... we can pick up where we left off.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I never stopped loving you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want you... I need you... I must have you Janice Litman Goralnik Neihosenstein.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stunned) Obviously.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Don't say that. Don't tangle the dream and take it away.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I understand.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(speaking as in pain) They're never coming down now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You are never going to believe what happened to me today.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ralph Lauren called again and t... |
[
{
"content": "You're excited, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(hesitant) Ye-ah. Yeah! You know, the money's great. It's certainly the easier choice...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you know, was I looking f... |
[
{
"content": "Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my s... |
[
{
"content": "All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Damnit!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, that sounds good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right, no, I understand.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, I knew (he stares at her breasts).",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She brought them up! (pause) I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no. This will always be your place. It wo... |
[
{
"content": "What are you guys doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Try it, I can't feel a thing! (Ross starts punching him too)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We're taking a break!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "From?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Jumping on the bed?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood,... |
[
{
"content": "You guys hear a ringing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(holding a pair of furry handcuffs) What the hell is this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Handcuffs! And fur line, nice! I didn't know you guys had it in ya!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Where's Mike?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? Yeah, where is it?",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering the room) Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "Here she is!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What did I just say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come here, I'll make you a drink.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? Head she wins, tails I lose. (he stops and starts realizing something) Wait a minute...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, Joe?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I forgo... |
[
{
"content": "Well, I've been better.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-hmm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can tra... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "I love you Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I love you too. (they hug) Please don't... Don't turn into... you know... French bitch! (they hug again)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going.",
"role": "us... |
[
{
"content": "Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know what you mean. You... |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh honey...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.",... |
[
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't think so.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You cried yesterday at th... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, here we go...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh... (holding Ross's shoulder) Well...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think I'm gonna take off. (pats Ross on his back, but he looks very surprised)",... |
[
{
"content": "What? I don't get a goodbye?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(still very emotional) Lucky bastard!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, it needs to be plicit.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{... |
[
{
"content": "I don't get a goodbye?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with yo... |
[
{
"content": "I hope Ross isn't too upset.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Tell me about it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.",
"... |
[
{
"content": "Good! Now I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you are doing it wrong.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You did? How?... |
[
{
"content": "Come on here, have a seat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How was your night?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Erica, are you okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Relax! We just get her some antacids.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She doesn't have a stomach ache, she's in labor.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, okay... Okay, I feel a little better.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh... Yes, I'm sure. Oh honey, let's go. Okay bye everyone.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler, wait, wait, wait...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's what it seemed like.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "A little more.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (she starts to stuff styrofoam peanuts down the front of Joey's pants.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A little more, a little more. (she stuffs some more down his pants and Joey's assesses the how many there al... |
[
{
"content": "(in pain) Doesn't work... (he falls down on on his knees with his head on the floor)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Erica, are you okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Relax! We'll just get her some antacids.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. This was amazing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It really was. You've learned some new moves!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Next time, can I say breathe?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "Alright, I'll be right back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Where are you going?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "To use the bathroom.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You can't leave me alone with her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "So, ah... Any plans for the summer?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Morning.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's a baby chick and ... |
[
{
"content": "Guess what? You're almost an uncle!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "Morning!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Guess we'll never know how it ends.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "So...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Morning.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You too. Last night was just wonderful.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It really was.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"... |
[
{
"content": "It's just a little bit more, honey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is it really that bad?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's a... It's a boy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you did it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, that's spongy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I kn... |
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