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[
{
"content": "(to maitre d') Hi, I'm here to see mr Campbell... with Gucci. The reservation is probably under Gucci. It's spelled like Gukki, which could be confusing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sssshhhh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi... I'm on a date...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom, career... You gotta get out there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! (to mr Zellner) Excuse us.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Oh, yeah... (whispering to mr Zellner) Oh he's cute!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wha... My resum? I wouldn't... I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resum.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(starts singing la la la la) Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? Huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? I-I don't.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I-I-I love it there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law. (the clerk shows no change in expression whatsoever) You're fun.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, not anything, I mean...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, this could take a while.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, not anymore. I changed it today.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I'm sorry, mrs Hannigan.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wrong again! Apparent... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, how'd the interview go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! It's not good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I didn't... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! Israeli champagne. And it's vanilla!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery..... |
[
{
"content": "You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how h... |
[
{
"content": "Thank you for letting us see the house again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, so glad you decided to come.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fungus! Ye... |
[
{
"content": "Welcome back!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, me too!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes I did! Meet",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yep.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why? It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(not amused) Mike Crap Bag?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're not serious, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhu, uhu, well, then, great. If you love it, I love it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And I love Crap.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(turns the card around, obviously had the wrong answer) Ow!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(understanding) Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I hate my friends. (They shake on it as if they just made a pact) Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(thinking) Uhm... oh! Okay. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Woah, uh! Okay, let's hear your great idea.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, I guess.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(having difficulty admitting it) Yeah, maybe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(stares at her through the door and starts pushing the chair harder, looking very annoyed. He finally manages) (sarcastic) I'm sorry, it's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway!",
"role"... |
[
{
"content": "(turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... (laughs stupidly)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well, (looks at her box and chair) you're not catching me on my best day.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, screw charity work. What've you got?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great! I'll call ya!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(very excited) Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Man, those two dogs are going at it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "(frightened) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ha! I'm just messing with you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, now that you're okay with the hou... |
[
{
"content": "Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you, mister Bag.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh hi Rita! Good! (to Mike) Oh, Rita's a massage client.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shrugs) Er, Rita, this is my husband.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(without moving her lips, wearing a fake smile) Okay, I will. (to Rita) This is my husband Crap Bag.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah... Ogh... Okay, fine. You made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. I'm Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan Banana Hammock.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's a funny word.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...Oh crap!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, is Rachel here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She's still at dinner?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I guess. Why? Who's she with?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That guy Mark. From Bloomi... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hi you guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(speaking without pause, agitated) Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder ... |
[
{
"content": "I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey bear, I need some career advice.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How did the job stuff go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He offered me one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in d... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, God! Please, somebody say something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Or facing a bitch of a commute.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, it's huge, and it's sc... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can on... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Close. Ron. (shakes hands)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no. At first I have to get you to agree. Then we'll see if she wants to come back.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, she loved her job here. And let's face it",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(surprised) Huh, I took a shot there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I see... Thanks very much. (he gets up and walks to the door. On his way out he looks at the photographs Mr Zelner has near his door. He picks one up.) Is this your son?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, nothing, its just, its close to Ron. Does he.. Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and thats not good. Let me start again. Im a paleontologist, youll be ther... |
[
{
"content": "You let Rachel come back, and its done.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hell be fine.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Everything ok?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im just mad at my agent.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Estelle? Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Theres a part in a TV movie that ... |
[
{
"content": "Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok. Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because a promise between friends means never having to give a ... |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I was just gonna call you! Thats weird.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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