bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "(to maitre d') Hi, I'm here to see mr Campbell... with Gucci. The reservation is probably under Gucci. It's spelled like Gukki, which could be confusing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sssshhhh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi... I'm on a date...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom, career... You gotta get out there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! (to mr Zellner) Excuse us.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Oh, yeah... (whispering to mr Zellner) Oh he's cute!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wha... My resum? I wouldn't... I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resum.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(starts singing la la la la) Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? Huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? I-I don't.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I-I-I love it there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law. (the clerk shows no change in expression whatsoever) You're fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, not anything, I mean...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, this could take a while.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, not anymore. I changed it today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, mrs Hannigan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wrong again! Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what we were gonna name the baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh! Princess Consuela.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You seriously changed your name to that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm, no. I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, how'd the interview go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! It's not good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is a bad interview.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said \"Wait a minute! Yes I am.\" and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. I'm so sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Israeli champagne. And it's vanilla!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh it... good! Yeah, but I'm not gonna hear from that for a couple of days.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And-and to years of hard work finally paying off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything. (Rachel mouths \"aah\")", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But also knowing it means a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But more importantly to full well-rounded lives.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...that center around work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "To Ross!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, I'm so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great. I feel like an idiot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's okay, you didn't know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... (to the others) Little heads-up would have been nice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you for letting us see the house again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, so glad you decided to come.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fungus! Yeah. Place is full of it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe. So this is the living room huh? Ooh, it's pretty dark. (starts feeling around him like he's in a completely dark room, touching Chandler, who backs out and hits him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No it's not!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we know that's you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "no... hmmmmm... it's not... hmmmmmmmmmm", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Welcome back!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, me too!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes I did! Meet", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nope.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yep.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why? It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(not amused) Mike Crap Bag?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You're not serious, right?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhu, uhu, well, then, great. If you love it, I love it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And I love Crap.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(turns the card around, obviously had the wrong answer) Ow!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(understanding) Oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I hate my friends. (They shake on it as if they just made a pact) Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(thinking) Uhm... oh! Okay. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Woah, uh! Okay, let's hear your great idea.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah, I guess.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(having difficulty admitting it) Yeah, maybe.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stares at her through the door and starts pushing the chair harder, looking very annoyed. He finally manages) (sarcastic) I'm sorry, it's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... (laughs stupidly)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, well, (looks at her box and chair) you're not catching me on my best day.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, screw charity work. What've you got?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! I'll call ya!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(very excited) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(realizing) That is Mark?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hate that guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, NO, you cannot go to dinner with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? You don't want me to get a job?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, I'm sure he's gonna give you a job. Maybe make you his SEXretary.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, those two dogs are going at it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, where have you been?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, just er... you know, looking around. But you know what? This house... is great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? What changed your mind?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(frightened) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ha! I'm just messing with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? I get my own room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room do you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! (they all hug) Oh! Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you, mister Bag.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hi Rita! Good! (to Mike) Oh, Rita's a massage client.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shrugs) Er, Rita, this is my husband.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(without moving her lips, wearing a fake smile) Okay, I will. (to Rita) This is my husband Crap Bag.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah... Ogh... Okay, fine. You made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. I'm Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan Banana Hammock.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's a funny word.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "...Oh crap!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, is Rachel here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She's still at dinner?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess. Why? Who's she with?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's seven years ago. (he looks surprised) My time machine works!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. But I know he just wants to get into her pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single and he's cute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh please! Yesterday on the subway? You couldn't stop staring at that woman with the big breasts the whole time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, sorry!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hi you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(speaking without pause, agitated) Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Should we send something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How did the job stuff go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He offered me one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratulations!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The job is in Paris. (they all stare at each other)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey bear, I need some career advice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How did the job stuff go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He offered me one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in disbelief)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, God! Please, somebody say something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or facing a bitch of a commute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, I'll fly back and forth, they'll fly you out... Anything we want.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, we'll work it out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! Thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah! (they hug) You sure this is what you want?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think it is. (Ross looks very sad. Phoebe and Joey enter.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, what's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got a really incredible job offer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, great! All right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good for you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's in Paris.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married (to Phoebe) Congratulations! (pointing to Monica and Chandler)... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. And it means a lot if you could try to get on board.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course we can. Congratulations. (they hug, but Joey shakes his head.) Yay! (she gestures Joey to come and join in) Joey...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no. My hugs are reserved for people STAYING IN AMERICA.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking towards Joey) Joey, it would mean so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. (He walks out, and Rachel follows him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You okay with this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it makes me feel sad, but...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Talking to Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How is that gonna happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean the guy who kept calling you Ron?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't say we were brothers.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But what if it is better than ours? Should we at least look?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you think Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She died.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're kidding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's terrible!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, last Saturday. Wow! She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic. (Chandler and Monica look puzzled) Oh, wait a minute, I read the wrong one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, she was just an agent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey's gonna be so upset.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. He always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we cannot tell Joey about this. He's already flipping out about everything that's changing. This will push him over the edge.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously, you don't think we should tell him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, not for a little while. Let's just give him a few days to get used to everything else.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What if he reads it in the paper?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Close. Ron. (shakes hands)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, no. At first I have to get you to agree. Then we'll see if she wants to come back.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, she loved her job here. And let's face it", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(surprised) Huh, I took a shot there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I see... Thanks very much. (he gets up and walks to the door. On his way out he looks at the photographs Mr Zelner has near his door. He picks one up.) Is this your son?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, nothing, its just, its close to Ron. Does he.. Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and thats not good. Let me start again. Im a paleontologist, youll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones fossils!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You let Rachel come back, and its done.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hell be fine.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. Everything ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just mad at my agent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Estelle? Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Theres a part in a TV movie that I would be perfect for and I didnt even be put up for it! Shed better have a good reason.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im guessing she does.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok. Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love that saying!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I was just gonna call you! Thats weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to maitre d') Hi, I'm here to see mr Campbell... with Gucci. The reservation is probably under Gucci. It's spelled like Gukki, which could be confusing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sssshhhh!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi... I'm on a date...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom, career... You gotta get out there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! (to mr Zellner) Excuse us.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Oh, yeah... (whispering to mr Zellner) Oh he's cute!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wha... My resum? I wouldn't... I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resum.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(starts singing la la la la) Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? Huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? I-I don't.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I-I-I love it there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law. (the clerk shows no change in expression whatsoever) You're fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, not anything, I mean...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, this could take a while.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, not anymore. I changed it today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, mrs Hannigan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wrong again! Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what we were gonna name the baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh! Princess Consuela.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You seriously changed your name to that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm, no. I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, how'd the interview go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! It's not good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is a bad interview.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said \"Wait a minute! Yes I am.\" and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. I'm so sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Israeli champagne. And it's vanilla!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh it... good! Yeah, but I'm not gonna hear from that for a couple of days.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And-and to years of hard work finally paying off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything. (Rachel mouths \"aah\")", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But also knowing it means a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But more importantly to full well-rounded lives.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...that center around work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "To Ross!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, I'm so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great. I feel like an idiot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's okay, you didn't know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... (to the others) Little heads-up would have been nice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you for letting us see the house again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, so glad you decided to come.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fungus! Yeah. Place is full of it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe. So this is the living room huh? Ooh, it's pretty dark. (starts feeling around him like he's in a completely dark room, touching Chandler, who backs out and hits him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No it's not!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we know that's you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "no... hmmmmm... it's not... hmmmmmmmmmm", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Welcome back!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, me too!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes I did! Meet", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nope.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yep.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why? It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(not amused) Mike Crap Bag?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You're not serious, right?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhu, uhu, well, then, great. If you love it, I love it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And I love Crap.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(turns the card around, obviously had the wrong answer) Ow!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(understanding) Oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I hate my friends. (They shake on it as if they just made a pact) Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(thinking) Uhm... oh! Okay. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Woah, uh! Okay, let's hear your great idea.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah, I guess.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(having difficulty admitting it) Yeah, maybe.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stares at her through the door and starts pushing the chair harder, looking very annoyed. He finally manages) (sarcastic) I'm sorry, it's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... (laughs stupidly)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, well, (looks at her box and chair) you're not catching me on my best day.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, screw charity work. What've you got?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Great! I'll call ya!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(very excited) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(realizing) That is Mark?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hate that guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, NO, you cannot go to dinner with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? You don't want me to get a job?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, I'm sure he's gonna give you a job. Maybe make you his SEXretary.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, those two dogs are going at it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, where have you been?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, just er... you know, looking around. But you know what? This house... is great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? What changed your mind?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(frightened) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ha! I'm just messing with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? I get my own room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room do you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! (they all hug) Oh! Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you, mister Bag.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hi Rita! Good! (to Mike) Oh, Rita's a massage client.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(shrugs) Er, Rita, this is my husband.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(without moving her lips, wearing a fake smile) Okay, I will. (to Rita) This is my husband Crap Bag.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah... Ogh... Okay, fine. You made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. I'm Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan Banana Hammock.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's a funny word.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "...Oh crap!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, is Rachel here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She's still at dinner?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess. Why? Who's she with?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's seven years ago. (he looks surprised) My time machine works!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. But I know he just wants to get into her pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single and he's cute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh please! Yesterday on the subway? You couldn't stop staring at that woman with the big breasts the whole time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, sorry!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hi you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(speaking without pause, agitated) Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Should we send something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How did the job stuff go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He offered me one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratulations!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The job is in Paris. (they all stare at each other)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey bear, I need some career advice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How did the job stuff go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He offered me one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in disbelief)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, God! Please, somebody say something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or facing a bitch of a commute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, I'll fly back and forth, they'll fly you out... Anything we want.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, we'll work it out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! Thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah! (they hug) You sure this is what you want?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think it is. (Ross looks very sad. Phoebe and Joey enter.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, what's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got a really incredible job offer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, great! All right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good for you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's in Paris.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married (to Phoebe) Congratulations! (pointing to Monica and Chandler)... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. And it means a lot if you could try to get on board.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course we can. Congratulations. (they hug, but Joey shakes his head.) Yay! (she gestures Joey to come and join in) Joey...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no. My hugs are reserved for people STAYING IN AMERICA.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking towards Joey) Joey, it would mean so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. (He walks out, and Rachel follows him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You okay with this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it makes me feel sad, but...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Talking to Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How is that gonna happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean the guy who kept calling you Ron?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't say we were brothers.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But what if it is better than ours? Should we at least look?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you think Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She died.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're kidding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's terrible!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, last Saturday. Wow! She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic. (Chandler and Monica look puzzled) Oh, wait a minute, I read the wrong one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, she was just an agent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey's gonna be *so* upset.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. *He* always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we cannot tell Joey about this. He's already flipping out about everything that's changing. This will push him over the edge.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously, you don't think we should tell him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, not for a little while. Let's just give him a few days to get used to everything else.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What if he reads it in the paper?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Close. Ron. (shakes hands)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, no. At first I have to get you to agree. Then we'll see if she wants to come back.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, she loved her job here. And let's face it", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(surprised) Huh, I took a shot there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I see... Thanks very much. (he gets up and walks to the door. On his way out he looks at the photographs Mr Zelner has near his door. He picks one up.) Is this your son?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, nothing, its just, its close to Ron. Does he.. Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and thats not good. Let me start again. Im a paleontologist, youll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones fossils!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You let Rachel come back, and its done.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hell be fine.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. Everything ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just mad at my agent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Estelle? Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Theres a part in a TV movie that I would be perfect for and I didnt even be put up for it! Shed better have a good reason.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im guessing she does.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok. Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love that saying!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I was just gonna call you! Thats weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]