bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Listen, Mike, if you were Swedish and you were saying the word \"lorkins\" what flowers would that be?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Mike) Hello Michael.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "May I have a word with you, please?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "More back talk. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for \"Family Honor 2", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(almost crying) That was ME!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing? If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the isle just fine. But if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Even so, I think I'm gonna pick Ross...
[ { "content": "No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm glad we had this little talk.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, what's it doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Obviously enjoying this setback) Ugh, I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address. (by now she can barely keep herself from smiling) Uh! What a pickle.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "How's it going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling to himself) Good. I'm just getting some coffee. So I'm alert for the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling to himself too) That's what I was doing too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not supposed to tell you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not supposed to tell you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me ...
[ { "content": "You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sarcastic) Wow, this is a tough one. I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enjoying what she's seeing) How's it going?", "role"...
[ { "content": "Hey, what are you guys gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sounds scared already) About what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (...
[ { "content": "(Putting down her phone) Well, the club lost it's power.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah according to the news, most of the city did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Since when do you watch the news?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, for y...
[ { "content": "Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinking) AFFIRMATIVE!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody ans...
[ { "content": "So technically, would this person be in the wedding?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not scared. (moves towards Mike and Chappy) I'll just take little Chappy and... (he backs out) HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(tak...
[ { "content": "Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "c...
[ { "content": "Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, you're ready to do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhuh, uhuh... Oh m...
[ { "content": "Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(check...
[ { "content": "Geez Ross, you could have showered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the dog.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, oh no. Wait.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't care... I'll be my something blue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Na-ah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happines...
[ { "content": "(whispering to Phoebe) Okay...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ev...
[ { "content": "Oh wait, oh I forgot... and uhm... I love you... and you have nice eyes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh Joey...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I now pronounce you... husband and wife.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I got married! (everyone applauds) Could someone get me a coat, I'm freaking freezing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That really was an incredible wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was, yeah. I kind of don't want it to end. Hey, you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the...
[ { "content": "Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How was the honeymoon?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, where's Mike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.", ...
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are you wearing my apron?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in ab...
[ { "content": "All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is \"My name is Claude\", so, just repeat after me. \"Je m'appelle Claude\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je de coup Clow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just... let's try it again.", "role": "assista...
[ { "content": "Welcome to New York City! Or should I say \"ghe deu flooff New York City\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would you say that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! (to Monica) This baby'd better to be really good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually mea...
[ { "content": "Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick!", ...
[ { "content": "I'm feeling better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did the TV wake you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ouchy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right, is it painful?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nope, just the one. RACH!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Je m'appelle Claude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je do call blue!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. \"je\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(enters the room wearing an \"I love New York\" t-shirt, a \"Statue of Liberty\" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!", "role": "assistant" }...
[ { "content": "Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's great.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How's that now?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Was he falsely accused of something? (They look hopeful)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you awake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course I'm awake. Assume from now on that I'm always awake! (He turns the light on)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "Huh, un, blu, bla, flu, flenk!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no,...
[ { "content": "Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Hey! How was lunch?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(struggling) Oh, really?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "O-okay. (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it?", "role": "assistant...
[ { "content": "Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thing we never do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dude, come on! French it u-up!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Toutes la smore! Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! Pfoof!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Regin Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Este Lauder.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sa-sa-saw!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "coutez, je vais vous dire la vrit. C'est mon petit frre. Il est un peu retard. (Translation", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... (Translation", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah. All right. But my French was good?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Oh-hoh! Ha-hah! See!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the director) Merci. Au revoir. (Translation", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-hah. Toute-de-le-fruit.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Emma's down for the night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So uh... I guess I wanna take off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say \"thank you\" fo...
[ { "content": "Well, I guess that's all in the past, now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmmm-mmmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a pause) Not even one more time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not even once.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "Okay, can you really tapdance?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's off the resum. (she strikes it through with a pencil)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Archery?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "N...
[ { "content": "(checking her watch) You did it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Yeah, this is fun, couples night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.", "role"...
[ { "content": "Ooh, Italian! (she also grabs a plate)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No one wanted seconds, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. I-I'm good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter cal...
[ { "content": "Hey Mon? Was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. It felt nice to acknowledge this. (pats Chandler on his leg)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where did you go to do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, let's see, call me mrs Hannigan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mrs Hannigan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? Ooh, I like it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters) Hey guys.", ...
[ { "content": "Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that \"thing\". What is it?", "rol...
[ { "content": "I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen, Mike, if you were Swedish and you were saying the word \"lorkins\" what flowers would that be?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Mike) Hello Michael.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "May I have a word with you, please?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "More back talk. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for \"Family Honor 2", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(almost crying) That was ME!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing? If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the isle just fine. But if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Even so, I think I'm gonna pick Ross...

[ { "content": "No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm glad we had this little talk.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, what's it doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Obviously enjoying this setback) Ugh, I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address. (by now she can barely keep herself from smiling) Uh! What a pickle.", "role": "user" }, ...

[ { "content": "How's it going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling to himself) Good. I'm just getting some coffee. So I'm alert for the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling to himself too) That's what I was doing too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "cont...

[ { "content": "Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not supposed to tell you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not supposed to tell you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me ...

[ { "content": "You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sarcastic) Wow, this is a tough one. I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enjoying what she's seeing) How's it going?", "role"...

[ { "content": "Hey, what are you guys gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sounds scared already) About what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (...

[ { "content": "(Putting down her phone) Well, the club lost it's power.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah according to the news, most of the city did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Since when do you watch the news?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, for y...

[ { "content": "Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinking) AFFIRMATIVE!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody ans...

[ { "content": "So technically, would this person be in the wedding?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not scared. (moves towards Mike and Chappy) I'll just take little Chappy and... (he backs out) HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(tak...

[ { "content": "Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "c...

[ { "content": "Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, you're ready to do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhuh, uhuh... Oh m...

[ { "content": "Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(check...

[ { "content": "Geez Ross, you could have showered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the dog.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, oh no. Wait.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't care... I'll be my something blue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Na-ah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happines...

[ { "content": "(whispering to Phoebe) Okay...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ev...

[ { "content": "Oh wait, oh I forgot... and uhm... I love you... and you have nice eyes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh Joey...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I now pronounce you... husband and wife.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I got married! (everyone applauds) Could someone get me a coat, I'm freaking freezing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That really was an incredible wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was, yeah. I kind of don't want it to end. Hey, you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the...

[ { "content": "Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How was the honeymoon?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, where's Mike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.", ...

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are you wearing my apron?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in ab...

[ { "content": "All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is \"My name is Claude\", so, just repeat after me. \"Je m'appelle Claude\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je de coup Clow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just... let's try it again.", "role": "assista...

[ { "content": "Welcome to New York City! Or should I say \"ghe deu flooff New York City\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would you say that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Great! (to Monica) This baby'd better to be really good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually mea...

[ { "content": "Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick!", ...

[ { "content": "I'm feeling better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did the TV wake you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ouchy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right, is it painful?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nope, just the one. RACH!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Je m'appelle Claude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je do call blue!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. \"je\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(enters the room wearing an \"I love New York\" t-shirt, a \"Statue of Liberty\" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!", "role": "assistant" }...

[ { "content": "Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's great.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How's that now?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Was he falsely accused of something? (They look hopeful)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you awake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course I'm awake. Assume from now on that I'm always awake! (He turns the light on)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.", "role": "user" ...

[ { "content": "Huh, un, blu, bla, flu, flenk!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no,...

[ { "content": "Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Hey! How was lunch?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(struggling) Oh, really?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "O-okay. (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it?", "role": "assistant...

[ { "content": "Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thing we never do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dude, come on! French it u-up!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Toutes la smore! Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! Pfoof!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Regin Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Este Lauder.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sa-sa-saw!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "coutez, je vais vous dire la vrit. C'est mon petit frre. Il est un peu retard. (Translation", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... (Translation", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah. All right. But my French was good?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Oh-hoh! Ha-hah! See!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the director) Merci. Au revoir. (Translation", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-hah. Toute-de-le-fruit.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Emma's down for the night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So uh... I guess I wanna take off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say \"thank you\" fo...

[ { "content": "Well, I guess that's all in the past, now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmmm-mmmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a pause) Not even one more time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not even once.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...

[ { "content": "Okay, can you really tapdance?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's off the resum. (she strikes it through with a pencil)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Archery?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "N...

[ { "content": "(checking her watch) You did it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Yeah, this is fun, couples night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.", "role"...

[ { "content": "Ooh, Italian! (she also grabs a plate)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No one wanted seconds, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. I-I'm good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter cal...

[ { "content": "Hey Mon? Was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. It felt nice to acknowledge this. (pats Chandler on his leg)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where did you go to do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content"...

[ { "content": "Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, let's see, call me mrs Hannigan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mrs Hannigan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? Ooh, I like it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters) Hey guys.", ...

[ { "content": "Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that \"thing\". What is it?", "rol...

[ { "content": "I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]