bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Listen, Mike, if you were Swedish and you were saying the word \"lorkins\" what flowers would that be?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Mike) Hello Michael.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "May I have a word with you, please?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "More back talk. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for \"Family Honor 2", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(almost crying) That was ME!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing? If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the isle just fine. But if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Even so, I think I'm gonna pick Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right fine, I pick you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Getting up and raising his fist in victory) Y-Y-YEEESSS! Make \"groom\" for Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(not amused by his pun but forcing a smile anyway) Oh my...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm glad we had this little talk.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, what's it doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Obviously enjoying this setback) Ugh, I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address. (by now she can barely keep herself from smiling) Uh! What a pickle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starting to panic) Oh my God, everything is such a mess. Why is this happening to me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How's it going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling to himself) Good. I'm just getting some coffee. So I'm alert for the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling to himself too) That's what I was doing too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(barely containing himself at this point) Well, you have fun tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I will.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not supposed to tell you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not supposed to tell you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. (he winks at her and Rachel looks disgusted)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, Rach, knock knock.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who's there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll tell you at the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sarcastic) Wow, this is a tough one. I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enjoying what she's seeing) How's it going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Help me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I want you to be Crazy Bitch again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Sounds moved) Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Nearly in tears) Please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You really want me to come back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "More than I wanna get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok people, we are back in business! (Gets her headset out of her purse) Oh God, we've missed you soo much! (takes all the notes from Phoebe) Ok, go and get your hair and make-up done, and I'll take care of everything.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, what are you guys gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sounds scared already) About what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't think they are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Haha! Looks like you're not going to be in the wedding either. (Looks at Phoebe) So sorry Pheebs.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Putting down her phone) Well, the club lost it's power.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah according to the news, most of the city did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Since when do you watch the news?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore. I mean you couldn't ask for a more romantic setting. This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Turning to Mike) What do you think?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinking) AFFIRMATIVE!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So technically, would this person be in the wedding?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not scared. (moves towards Mike and Chappy) I'll just take little Chappy and... (he backs out) HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(takes Chappy from Mike) Well, I guess I'm in the wedding then. Ha haaa... (smells Chappy) He stinks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quickly) I'll do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Na ha ha... (to Chappy) Ne he he... (Ross moves Chappy to Chandler, who quickly backs away) Ah ah...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position. Chandler, come with me. (they walk off, Ross looks down to Chappy, who he's holding and he gets a whiff of the dog's smell. He is clearly disgusted by it.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, you're ready to do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhuh, uhuh... Oh my God! This is really happening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Phoebe, I'm so happy for you honey. (she gives her a kiss)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you. (Phoebe leans in to kiss her.) Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell. (the girls hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love you guys.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(checking her clipboard) I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! (Monica walks outside)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay Marjorie, hit it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Geez Ross, you could have showered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the dog.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, oh no. Wait.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't care... I'll be my something blue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Na-ah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(whispering to Phoebe) Okay...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wait, oh I forgot... and uhm... I love you... and you have nice eyes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh Joey...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I now pronounce you... husband and wife.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I got married! (everyone applauds) Could someone get me a coat, I'm freaking freezing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That really was an incredible wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was, yeah. I kind of don't want it to end. Hey, you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice. Oh hey, what about Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he was talking to.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How was the honeymoon?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, where's Mike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, why? What's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my rsum, I'm fluent in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you shouldn't lie on your rsum.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering) It was ok...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did not know you spoke French.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oui, bien sur je parle Franais! Qu'est-ce que tu penses alors?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... you're so sexy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, so, will you help me? I really wanna be in this play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are you wearing my apron?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as \"my wife\" and \"the woman who's carrying my child\"? (she's not amused) No? Divorce?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he enters) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys know where Rachel is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, we haven't seen her since this morning.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "These are for Erica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, why is Erica coming to visit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, those places! There's always so many people, their being corralled like cattle, and... you know, there's always some idiot who goes \"Mooooo\"!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, I'm sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barneys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm so sorry...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is-is he ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, come on, I'm totally ok. (hugging him) I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Still-still, let me come... for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. If you really need to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I really could.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes two cookies and she looks at him angrily)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is \"My name is Claude\", so, just repeat after me. \"Je m'appelle Claude\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je de coup Clow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just... let's try it again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Je m'appelle Claude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je depli mblue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It does, really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let just try it again. Really listen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(slowly) Je m'appelle Claude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je te flouppe Fli.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, mon Dieu!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, de fuff!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey. Erica, baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everyone. Erica, baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica. Calm, self.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Welcome to New York City! Or should I say \"ghe deu flooff New York City\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would you say that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! (to Monica) This baby'd better to be really good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can somebody please go in?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm feeling better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did the TV wake you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ouchy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right, is it painful?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nope, just the one. RACH!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Je m'appelle Claude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je do call blue!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. \"je\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "je.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "m'ap", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "mah", "role": "user" }, { "content": "pelle", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "pel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, ok faster! \"je\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "je.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "m'ap", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "mah", "role": "user" }, { "content": "pelle", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "pel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Je m'appelle!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me pooh pooh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. (she leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he goes out calling her) Don't move! Don't go! I need you! My audition is tomorrow! Shah blue blah! Me lah peeh! Ombrah! (he gives up). Pooh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you mean? You've been in my room before!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed). You ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You had a rough day, uh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(she's sad) Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No, no! Hey, hey, hey look...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They gave him a lot of medication, ok? He wouldn't even know if you were there. Look, we'll go see him first thing in the morning, ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, God! Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, ok? Right now you just need to get some rest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, maybe you're right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he kisses her on her forehead) Good night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, of course...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too. Come here. (They hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just don't want to be alone tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow. Ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll see you in the morning (he leaves).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mhm-mh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(enters the room wearing an \"I love New York\" t-shirt, a \"Statue of Liberty\" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's great.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How's that now?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Was he falsely accused of something? (They look hopeful)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you awake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course I'm awake. Assume from now on that I'm always awake! (He turns the light on)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd keep an eye on him! We have to find out which one the father is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dunno, aren't there tests for these things, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. He probably loves him mommy. He's probably got a tattoo that says \"mom\" on his shovel-wielding arm!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh, un, blu, bla, flu, flenk!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really, can I hear some of it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, sure. Ok, (clears his throat and starts to read from his script. He starts talking in a fake French accent, making gestures with his hands) \"Bleu de la bleu, de la blu bla bleu\" (Phoebe looks astonished, annoyed and disgusted, Joey seems very proud though) See?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you're not, (she tries to smile and contain her anger, but loses it) You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How could you possibly think that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You've been quiet all morning. Is everything okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm-hmm. (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, never looking at Ross)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You sure you're alright?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coldly) Yep.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(knowing she's not alright) O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He starts to leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "FYI..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) Really? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(acknowledging the last part of her sentence) Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh stop that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. I was just being a good guy. I treated you with respect and understanding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. She walks around him to the other side)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I was looking out for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! How was lunch?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(struggling) Oh, really?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "O-okay. (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) No it's not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How do you know?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thing we never do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dude, come on! French it u-up!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Toutes la smore! Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! Pfoof!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Regin Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Este Lauder.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sa-sa-saw!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "coutez, je vais vous dire la vrit. C'est mon petit frre. Il est un peu retard. (Translation", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... (Translation", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah. All right. But my French was good?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Oh-hoh! Ha-hah! See!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the director) Merci. Au revoir. (Translation", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-hah. Toute-de-le-fruit.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Emma's down for the night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So uh... I guess I wanna take off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say \"thank you\" for coming with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no problem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. I'm glad you agree.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah... Yeah, that's true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, ye-ah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know it was you're uhm... birthday...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...Valentine's day...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I guess that's all in the past, now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmmm-mmmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a pause) Not even one more time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not even once.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No matter how much we want it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Even if we want it really bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what we decided.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm, right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...It's kinda hard though!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...I hate waste.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. (she enters her room and closes the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, can you really tapdance?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's off the resum. (she strikes it through with a pencil)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Archery?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Horseback riding?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would fall off a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That I can do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, watch me! (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. Ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ready... GO!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(checking her watch) You did it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Yeah, this is fun, couples night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it. (she shrugs)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, you guys... I have great news.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...! (they all look at each other when Ross grabs a plate) Guess what happened at work today...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A dinosaur died a million years ago?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Try sixty-five million years ago, and then try sssshhhhhh.... My tenure review board met today and I hear it's looking really good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(while entering) Hi you guys.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, Italian! (she also grabs a plate)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No one wanted seconds, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. I-I'm good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm up for tenure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Congratulations!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You too! What are the odds?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know who I'm happiest for...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do, he's been working on that all day! (looking at Joey)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Mon? Was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. It felt nice to acknowledge this. (pats Chandler on his leg)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where did you go to do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm the... the ministry... of names... bureau...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YOU NEVER DID IT!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry. It's just the idea of being an official Bing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, let's see, call me mrs Hannigan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mrs Hannigan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? Ooh, I like it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters) Hey guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See you guys later.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good for you. That was really mature.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that \"thing\". What is it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen, Mike, if you were Swedish and you were saying the word \"lorkins\" what flowers would that be?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Mike) Hello Michael.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "May I have a word with you, please?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "More back talk. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for \"Family Honor 2", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(almost crying) That was ME!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing? If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the isle just fine. But if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Even so, I think I'm gonna pick Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right fine, I pick you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Getting up and raising his fist in victory) Y-Y-YEEESSS! Make \"groom\" for Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(not amused by his pun but forcing a smile anyway) Oh my...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm glad we had this little talk.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, what's it doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Obviously enjoying this setback) Ugh, I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address. (by now she can barely keep herself from smiling) Uh! What a pickle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starting to panic) Oh my God, everything is such a mess. Why is this happening to me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How's it going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling to himself) Good. I'm just getting some coffee. So I'm alert for the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling to himself too) That's what I was doing too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(barely containing himself at this point) Well, you have fun tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I will.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not supposed to tell you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not supposed to tell you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. (he winks at her and Rachel looks disgusted)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, Rach, knock knock.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who's there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll tell you at the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sarcastic) Wow, this is a tough one. I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enjoying what she's seeing) How's it going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Help me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I want you to be Crazy Bitch again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Sounds moved) Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Nearly in tears) Please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You really want me to come back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "More than I wanna get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok people, we are back in business! (Gets her headset out of her purse) Oh God, we've missed you soo much! (takes all the notes from Phoebe) Ok, go and get your hair and make-up done, and I'll take care of everything.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, what are you guys gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sounds scared already) About what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't think they are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Haha! Looks like you're not going to be in the wedding either. (Looks at Phoebe) So sorry Pheebs.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Putting down her phone) Well, the club lost it's power.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah according to the news, most of the city did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Since when do you watch the news?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore. I mean you couldn't ask for a more romantic setting. This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Turning to Mike) What do you think?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinking) AFFIRMATIVE!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So technically, would this person be in the wedding?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not scared. (moves towards Mike and Chappy) I'll just take little Chappy and... (he backs out) HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(takes Chappy from Mike) Well, I guess I'm in the wedding then. Ha haaa... (smells Chappy) He stinks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quickly) I'll do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Na ha ha... (to Chappy) Ne he he... (Ross moves Chappy to Chandler, who quickly backs away) Ah ah...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position. Chandler, come with me. (they walk off, Ross looks down to Chappy, who he's holding and he gets a whiff of the dog's smell. He is clearly disgusted by it.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, you're ready to do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhuh, uhuh... Oh my God! This is really happening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Phoebe, I'm so happy for you honey. (she gives her a kiss)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you. (Phoebe leans in to kiss her.) Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell. (the girls hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love you guys.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(checking her clipboard) I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! (Monica walks outside)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay Marjorie, hit it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Geez Ross, you could have showered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the dog.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, oh no. Wait.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't care... I'll be my something blue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Na-ah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(whispering to Phoebe) Okay...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wait, oh I forgot... and uhm... I love you... and you have nice eyes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh Joey...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I now pronounce you... husband and wife.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I got married! (everyone applauds) Could someone get me a coat, I'm freaking freezing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That really was an incredible wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was, yeah. I kind of don't want it to end. Hey, you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice. Oh hey, what about Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he was talking to.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How was the honeymoon?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, where's Mike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, why? What's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my rsum, I'm fluent in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you shouldn't lie on your rsum.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering) It was ok...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did not know you spoke French.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oui, bien sur je parle Franais! Qu'est-ce que tu penses alors?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... you're so sexy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, so, will you help me? I really wanna be in this play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are you wearing my apron?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as \"my wife\" and \"the woman who's carrying my child\"? (she's not amused) No? Divorce?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he enters) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys know where Rachel is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, we haven't seen her since this morning.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "These are for Erica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, why is Erica coming to visit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, those places! There's always so many people, their being corralled like cattle, and... you know, there's always some idiot who goes \"Mooooo\"!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, I'm sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barneys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm so sorry...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is-is he ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, come on, I'm totally ok. (hugging him) I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Still-still, let me come... for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. If you really need to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I really could.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes two cookies and she looks at him angrily)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is \"My name is Claude\", so, just repeat after me. \"Je m'appelle Claude\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je de coup Clow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just... let's try it again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Je m'appelle Claude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je depli mblue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It does, really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let just try it again. Really listen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(slowly) Je m'appelle Claude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je te flouppe Fli.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, mon Dieu!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, de fuff!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey. Erica, baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everyone. Erica, baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica. Calm, self.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Welcome to New York City! Or should I say \"ghe deu flooff New York City\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would you say that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Great! (to Monica) This baby'd better to be really good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can somebody please go in?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm feeling better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did the TV wake you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ouchy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right, is it painful?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nope, just the one. RACH!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Je m'appelle Claude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Je do call blue!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. \"je\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "je.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "m'ap", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "mah", "role": "user" }, { "content": "pelle", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "pel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, ok faster! \"je\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "je.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "m'ap", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "mah", "role": "user" }, { "content": "pelle", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "pel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Je m'appelle!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me pooh pooh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. (she leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he goes out calling her) Don't move! Don't go! I need you! My audition is tomorrow! Shah blue blah! Me lah peeh! Ombrah! (he gives up). Pooh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you mean? You've been in my room before!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed). You ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You had a rough day, uh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(she's sad) Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No, no! Hey, hey, hey look...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They gave him a lot of medication, ok? He wouldn't even know if you were there. Look, we'll go see him first thing in the morning, ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, God! Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, ok? Right now you just need to get some rest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, maybe you're right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he kisses her on her forehead) Good night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, of course...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too. Come here. (They hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just don't want to be alone tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow. Ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll see you in the morning (he leaves).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mhm-mh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(enters the room wearing an \"I love New York\" t-shirt, a \"Statue of Liberty\" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's great.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How's that now?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Was he falsely accused of something? (They look hopeful)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you awake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course I'm awake. Assume from now on that I'm always awake! (He turns the light on)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd keep an eye on him! We have to find out which one the father is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dunno, aren't there tests for these things, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. He probably loves him mommy. He's probably got a tattoo that says \"mom\" on his shovel-wielding arm!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh, un, blu, bla, flu, flenk!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really, can I hear some of it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, sure. Ok, (clears his throat and starts to read from his script. He starts talking in a fake French accent, making gestures with his hands) \"Bleu de la bleu, de la blu bla bleu\" (Phoebe looks astonished, annoyed and disgusted, Joey seems very proud though) See?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you're not, (she tries to smile and contain her anger, but loses it) You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How could you possibly think that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You've been quiet all morning. Is everything okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm-hmm. (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, never looking at Ross)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You sure you're alright?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coldly) Yep.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(knowing she's not alright) O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He starts to leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "FYI..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) Really? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(acknowledging the last part of her sentence) Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh stop that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. I was just being a good guy. I treated you with respect and understanding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. She walks around him to the other side)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I was looking out for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! How was lunch?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(struggling) Oh, really?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "O-okay. (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) No it's not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How do you know?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thing we never do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dude, come on! French it u-up!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Toutes la smore! Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! Pfoof!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Regin Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Este Lauder.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sa-sa-saw!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "coutez, je vais vous dire la vrit. C'est mon petit frre. Il est un peu retard. (Translation", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... (Translation", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah. All right. But my French was good?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Oh-hoh! Ha-hah! See!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the director) Merci. Au revoir. (Translation", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-hah. Toute-de-le-fruit.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Emma's down for the night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So uh... I guess I wanna take off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say \"thank you\" for coming with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no problem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. I'm glad you agree.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah... Yeah, that's true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, ye-ah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know it was you're uhm... birthday...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...Valentine's day...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I guess that's all in the past, now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmmm-mmmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a pause) Not even one more time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not even once.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No matter how much we want it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Even if we want it really bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what we decided.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm, right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...It's kinda hard though!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...I hate waste.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. (she enters her room and closes the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, can you really tapdance?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's off the resum. (she strikes it through with a pencil)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Archery?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Horseback riding?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would fall off a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That I can do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, watch me! (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. Ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ready... GO!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(checking her watch) You did it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Yeah, this is fun, couples night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it. (she shrugs)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, you guys... I have great news.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...! (they all look at each other when Ross grabs a plate) Guess what happened at work today...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A dinosaur died a million years ago?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Try sixty-five million years ago, and then try sssshhhhhh.... My tenure review board met today and I hear it's looking really good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(while entering) Hi you guys.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, Italian! (she also grabs a plate)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No one wanted seconds, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. I-I'm good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm up for tenure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Congratulations!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You too! What are the odds?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know who I'm happiest for...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do, he's been working on that all day! (looking at Joey)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Mon? Was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no. It felt nice to acknowledge this. (pats Chandler on his leg)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where did you go to do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm the... the ministry... of names... bureau...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YOU NEVER DID IT!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry. It's just the idea of being an official Bing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, let's see, call me mrs Hannigan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mrs Hannigan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? Ooh, I like it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters) Hey guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See you guys later.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good for you. That was really mature.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that \"thing\". What is it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]