bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! So how was the doctor?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, everything went great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont see the baby. Where is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (He takes the picture and hugs her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shells hes wearing.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Youre back! (Hugs and kisses all around.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi sweetie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on in!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So how was the honeymoon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was the best part? (To Chandler) Good honeymooning tiger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theyre terrific, and they live right here in the city.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A couple? Like two people? Like (points to himself) one (points to Phoebe), two people?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck! (Angrily) Hi Greg, Im Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We reallydidnt get a chance to", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have got to be kidding me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We didnt get anything for anyone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hm-mm! Yeah nice necklace!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That you can have.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Welcome home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, how was the honeymoon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great! (Shows them the picture.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross! Its got your wavy black lines!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica! Thats not right! Start with where.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre welcome buddy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(glaring at him) Yeah, thanks. (Joey nods no problem.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Umm thatsthats a little misleading.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The lie you just told.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That-that you came on to me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theres the one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you did! I mean, lets be honest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know you kissed me first.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was sending you signals?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Yknow what? Rachel, just-just drop it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No please, show me how I begged you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can show you, I have it on videotape! (Stunned silence) Its an expression.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow who has a great video camera?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nasally) Greg and Jenny?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you still wanna call em? I wanna call em.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lets call em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin to that place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Uh sorry, wrong number. (Hangs up)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) (To All) Its the deli again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Ill have a sandwich!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(hangs up) I dont think this numbers right!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got fake numbered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! People dont do that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I think we do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And youve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Dont worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excuse me, I dont want Greg and Jennys rejects.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm, I wonder why. Pervert!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, listen I am not a pervert!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Personal thing? What personal thing? I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aboutabout sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Yeah I knew what you were talkin about.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I actually had a topic in mind! Im, Im kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa, for like months?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Five to be lying, six.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Six months? Whoa thats rough.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I mean its not all bad. Im learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The skys blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay. UmmOoh! Oh-oh, I got something. Its this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; theyre like putty.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Well then tell it to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have a nice six more months Ross! (Starts to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. Im sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I sawa beautiful womanbathing herselfbut she was crying", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(intently listening) Why?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Its from FranceIn EuropeWestern Europe. Yknow umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-hmmWait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(whines) Oh thats great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, I dontdont want to.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long since youve seen a girl naked?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was backpacking across Western Europe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not feeling it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was just outside Barcelona, hiking", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its been six months! Im always hot!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill try that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right now All right, youre all set up. Youre good to go. Just hit record. All right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good luck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks. And-and hey Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, were gonna need to see that tape. (They rest of them agree.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, definitely.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? This is not fair to her. Lets just forget the tape!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, \"Youll show me right?\") No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre right. (Mouths, \"I know youll show me, right?)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey! No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Loud and clear! (Mouths, \"Youll show me,\" and nods.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they dont give out fake names.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? (To Phoebe) Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Regina Philange. (Ken and Regina shake hands.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I still dont get it, we didnt do anything wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(rolling her head from side to side) Joke. Joke. Blah! Blah! (Joey and Phoebe laugh.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well maybe it was all of your questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about my questions?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. Was that another joke?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) Was that another question?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! Is Ross still here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hell yeah!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am not gonna show you this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget it, shes destroying it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay fine! Fine! Well just have to think of some other way to put the whole Who came onto who, thing to rest! Come on now, think!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? Its Rachels tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanna see it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Clearly you dont want people to see this tape. Now I dont want people to see this tape either, but you so badly dont people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(confused) Are we watchin the tape or not?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want people to see it for your sake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, I dont believe you. I think you dont want them to see you begging me. (Goes to put the tape in the VCR)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, please", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, a little preview!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying(He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) Hello! Can I get you anything?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Im so happy!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There I am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre gonna get pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) You didnt do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) I-I knowI had put them inin-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(taking Rachels hand) Sweetie okay. Its okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. Im fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kinda hurtin my hand though.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) \"Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!\" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Ohoh-oh-oh", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did you do it on our invitations?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) Not on the ones we sent out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on tape) Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) I know. Hey rememberremember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) I mean II know I wanted to. I just, I just wasnt sure if you wanted to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) Oh I wanted to.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on tape) So wewe both wanted to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) Interesting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) Yeah. (Pause) Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) Oh yeah, sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, in about ten seconds youre gonna see him kiss me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And in about five seconds youre gonna see why.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, get ready to see some beggin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you came on to Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now Im so happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You used the Europe story!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know about that story?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How do you know about that story?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(raises his hand) Some guy!! (Points to himself.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(raises his hand and points to himself again) Ken Adams!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesnt matter. I mean, I think it wouldve happened either way. I mean if you hadnt initiated it I-I-I know I wouldve.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was an amazing night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was. It was an amazing night.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You think it looked amazing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I uh I dont know. I mean II honestly didnt watch it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, me neither. Yet", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhhhhhhthat-that may be weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it would be really weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Good luck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good luck to you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mind if I mute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please. (He does so.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, oh there go the clothes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are undressing very quickly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Six months Rachel, six months.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. We-we lookwe look pretty good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats what I was gonna say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh nice tan!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you been working out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have been working out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Wow, this is so much better than I", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh thats not pretty.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, make it stop!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Make it stop!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have to make it stop!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Hello Greg? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica from the plane? Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5 (Listens) (To Chandler) That is their old number! Jennys been giving it out since they moved!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jenny! That is so Jenny!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go! (Phoebe enters) Hey Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey how was dinner?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dinner was good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just saying hi! Now Im gonna go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To him) Oh, well hello there.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Monica) I didnt see this on the menu.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, so you're Monicas boss?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! I sous stand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Tim? I need a calamari and a Caesar salad. And umm, could you get me the pesto?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh youyou made pesto?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Would you say your pesto is the best-o?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I made it myself.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, its no pesto.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right! Lets just cut to the chase, okay? (To Phoebe) Youre single. (To Tim) Youre single. (To Phoebe) He gets off work at eleven. (To Tim) Shell be waiting for your call. (To Phoebe) Ill give him your number if I can get one calamari and one Caesar salad!! (Everyone in the kitchen stops.) I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats funny about that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey thats okay. So, where do you want to go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Hard Rock Caf?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Again?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im telling you, I like the food!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You like the Purple Rain display! (A guy walks up.) Hey Bob.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Did that guy just call you Toby?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he thinks thats my name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, why dont you correct him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, \"Hey Toby, do you want a donut?\" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Five years?! Chandler you have to tell him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Muriel. Wh-why would he call you Muriel? (Ross realizes something.) Oh my God! Chandler M Bing? Its not just an M, your middle name is Muriel!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shh! It is a family name!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You dont know do you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, couldnt care less.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey you too!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? You werent in it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (Motions to Joeys co-star.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sorry. Uh-uh, Kash?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash, Kash, Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, Joey probably thinks Ill just embarrass him. Yknow, he thinks Im some kind of a soap opera nutWhich Im not! Im not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dogs name is Wally. Well look at that, Im just stroking your arm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabbing her) Here we go! Here we go! (Starts to pull her away from Kash.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, were leaving. Bye Kash.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Say hi to Wally.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I cant wait to get sous-neath him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "II have to fire him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because hes terrible! Okay, hes slow, he burns things, last night he lit my pastry chef on fire!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe he was just nervous, yknow you can be very intimidating. And besides Ive met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks about it) All right, but if-if he lights someone else on fire he is out of there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats fair! Thank you so much. Thanks. Oops, it looks like when he got the pastry chef he got you a little bit too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I paid to have this done.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Love it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought I was a complete idiot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I said no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? II just figured since youre pregnant youre not gonna be seeing people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt tell him. I didnt know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good-good, dont tell him. Dont tell him. Just have him call me okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach look, I really dont think thats such a great", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you go do it! Ill come back to that set! Ill meet more actors! Ill meet em all!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Bob.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "If I see him, Ill ask.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Were on a semi-first name basis.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But this is eleven. Its almost twice as hard up here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I think its best sir.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow what you should do, just toss em in the shedder and claim you never got em.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, \"Ha-ha! Gotcha!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay, but you cant fire him today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because Im dumping him today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! You said he was sweet!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He is sweet. Hes too sweet. He calls me all the time. (Mimicking him) \"So did-did you get home from work okay?\" \"Did-did you get out of the shower okay?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just dont pick up your phone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then he comes over! (Mimicking him) \"Im so worried about you.\" Uck! Be a man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? So now Im not allowed to fire him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You cant fire him and dump him the same day, hell kill himself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, Ill kill myself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. But the question is whos gonna go first. Cause whoever goes second is the bitch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! The boss that fires a guy thats just been dumped, bitch! And the woman who dumps a guy thats just been fired, blond bitch!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, that makes sense. (Starts towards the door.) Ugh. ButScrew you Im going first! (She grabs her purse and runs out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure, whats up?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. \"Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon,\" or \"I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with a pizza and beer) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach? You wanna come?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, I cant. I got a date.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A date?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why no, its the opposite of weird. Its-its uh, regular. Its-its uh, its mundane. Its actually uh, a little dull.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its no Ukrainian film.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I set her up with this actor on my show.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You set her up?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey what-what were you thinking?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, Im not worried about her! Im worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Im an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! Im not sure. I think theyre taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "A bit of a daredevil are we?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too sluttyHi Kash!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! All right, Ill see you guys later.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Have a great time you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes it is too slutty! (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It will bein a minute. Listen, Tim youre a really great guy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where II", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So what movie do you want to seeAnd not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Books?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but its like enough!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude! What is going on?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I justI have to find out how it went.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This guy could be my babys stepfather!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I justI-I cant believe shes-shes dating?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! I guess I just cant believe any of this is happening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susans, its likeIt breaks my heart a little. I mean Ive always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Yknow? Maybe fight over the science section.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a nice picture. Maybe you can still have that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No I cant. I mean Rachels out with some guy. My baby went with her. If anything that picture keeps moving further away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, can I ask you something? In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It used to be. Now she doesnt really have a face. Smokin body though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isnt Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, but I dont think thats what she wants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, its not what I want either. I mean I-I cant force myself to fall in love with her again now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay Ross maybe you need a new picture. Okay? Its not gonna be what you thought, but no matter what theres gonna be a brand new little baby, your baby. Who cares what the picture looks like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I tell you what. Lets you and me go out and have some fun. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(checks his watch) We can still catch that Ukrainian film.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I said fun!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Bobby.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Bob!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well that puts me in a difficult position.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my pleasure. Okay, Im afraid Ive got some bad news. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(simultaneously) Youre fired!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(simultaneously) Im breaking up with you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im, Im breaking up with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre fired.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry, Im justImIm just not ready for a relationship right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah and-and Im sorry too. But, well I justI like things done a certain way and the chemistrys just not right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Tim wait!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-theres a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here. (Shakes his hand and leaves, which disgusts Monica.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, how was the date?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. What happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I made the mistake of telling him that I was pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well better than you, but yknow still not what you want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, \"Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He sounds swell.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Doesnt he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, wannawanna a little cheering up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sit down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Guess whose middle name is Muriel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. (Laughs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry about your date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh its all right. Im guess Im just done with the whole dating thing. Its one more thing in my life thats suddenly completely different. This is hard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks sweetie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, I think Im gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I thought I cheered you up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh you did, there are twenty in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. Good night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good night.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! Uhhow are you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh thats right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! So how was the doctor?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, everything went great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont see the baby. Where is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (He takes the picture and hugs her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shells hes wearing.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Youre back! (Hugs and kisses all around.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi sweetie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on in!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So how was the honeymoon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was the best part? (To Chandler) Good honeymooning tiger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theyre terrific, and they live right here in the city.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A couple? Like two people? Like (points to himself) one (points to Phoebe), two people?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck! (Angrily) Hi Greg, Im Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We reallydidnt get a chance to", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have got to be kidding me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We didnt get anything for anyone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hm-mm! Yeah nice necklace!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That you can have.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Welcome home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, how was the honeymoon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great! (Shows them the picture.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross! Its got your wavy black lines!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica! Thats not right! Start with where.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre welcome buddy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(glaring at him) Yeah, thanks. (Joey nods no problem.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Umm thatsthats a little misleading.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The lie you just told.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That-that you came on to me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theres the one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you did! I mean, lets be honest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know you kissed me first.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was sending you signals?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Yknow what? Rachel, just-just drop it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No please, show me how I begged you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can show you, I have it on videotape! (Stunned silence) Its an expression.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow who has a great video camera?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nasally) Greg and Jenny?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you still wanna call em? I wanna call em.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lets call em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin to that place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Uh sorry, wrong number. (Hangs up)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) (To All) Its the deli again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Ill have a sandwich!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(hangs up) I dont think this numbers right!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got fake numbered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! People dont do that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I think we do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And youve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Dont worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excuse me, I dont want Greg and Jennys rejects.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm, I wonder why. Pervert!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, listen I am not a pervert!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Personal thing? What personal thing? I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aboutabout sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Yeah I knew what you were talkin about.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I actually had a topic in mind! Im, Im kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa, for like months?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Five to be lying, six.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Six months? Whoa thats rough.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I mean its not all bad. Im learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The skys blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay. UmmOoh! Oh-oh, I got something. Its this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; theyre like putty.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Well then tell it to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have a nice six more months Ross! (Starts to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. Im sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I sawa beautiful womanbathing herselfbut she was crying", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(intently listening) Why?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Its from FranceIn EuropeWestern Europe. Yknow umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-hmmWait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(whines) Oh thats great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, I dontdont want to.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long since youve seen a girl naked?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was backpacking across Western Europe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not feeling it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was just outside Barcelona, hiking", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its been six months! Im always hot!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill try that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right now All right, youre all set up. Youre good to go. Just hit record. All right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good luck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks. And-and hey Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, were gonna need to see that tape. (They rest of them agree.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, definitely.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? This is not fair to her. Lets just forget the tape!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, \"Youll show me right?\") No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre right. (Mouths, \"I know youll show me, right?)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey! No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Loud and clear! (Mouths, \"Youll show me,\" and nods.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they dont give out fake names.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? (To Phoebe) Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Regina Philange. (Ken and Regina shake hands.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I still dont get it, we didnt do anything wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(rolling her head from side to side) Joke. Joke. Blah! Blah! (Joey and Phoebe laugh.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well maybe it was all of your questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about my questions?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. Was that another joke?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) Was that another question?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! Is Ross still here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hell yeah!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am not gonna show you this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget it, shes destroying it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay fine! Fine! Well just have to think of some other way to put the whole Who came onto who, thing to rest! Come on now, think!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? Its Rachels tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanna see it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Clearly you dont want people to see this tape. Now I dont want people to see this tape either, but you so badly dont people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(confused) Are we watchin the tape or not?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want people to see it for your sake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, I dont believe you. I think you dont want them to see you begging me. (Goes to put the tape in the VCR)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, please", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, a little preview!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying(He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) Hello! Can I get you anything?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Im so happy!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There I am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre gonna get pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) You didnt do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) I-I knowI had put them inin-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(taking Rachels hand) Sweetie okay. Its okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. Im fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kinda hurtin my hand though.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) \"Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!\" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Ohoh-oh-oh", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did you do it on our invitations?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) Not on the ones we sent out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on tape) Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) I know. Hey rememberremember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) I mean II know I wanted to. I just, I just wasnt sure if you wanted to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) Oh I wanted to.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on tape) So wewe both wanted to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) Interesting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) Yeah. (Pause) Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on tape) Oh yeah, sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, in about ten seconds youre gonna see him kiss me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And in about five seconds youre gonna see why.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, get ready to see some beggin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you came on to Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now Im so happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You used the Europe story!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know about that story?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How do you know about that story?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(raises his hand) Some guy!! (Points to himself.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(raises his hand and points to himself again) Ken Adams!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesnt matter. I mean, I think it wouldve happened either way. I mean if you hadnt initiated it I-I-I know I wouldve.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was an amazing night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was. It was an amazing night.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You think it looked amazing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I uh I dont know. I mean II honestly didnt watch it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, me neither. Yet", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhhhhhhthat-that may be weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it would be really weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Good luck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good luck to you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mind if I mute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please. (He does so.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, oh there go the clothes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are undressing very quickly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Six months Rachel, six months.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. We-we lookwe look pretty good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats what I was gonna say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh nice tan!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you been working out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have been working out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Wow, this is so much better than I", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh thats not pretty.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, make it stop!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Make it stop!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have to make it stop!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Hello Greg? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica from the plane? Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5 (Listens) (To Chandler) That is their old number! Jennys been giving it out since they moved!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jenny! That is so Jenny!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go! (Phoebe enters) Hey Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey how was dinner?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dinner was good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just saying hi! Now Im gonna go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To him) Oh, well hello there.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Monica) I didnt see this on the menu.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, so you're Monicas boss?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! I sous stand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Tim? I need a calamari and a Caesar salad. And umm, could you get me the pesto?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh youyou made pesto?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Would you say your pesto is the best-o?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I made it myself.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, its no pesto.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right! Lets just cut to the chase, okay? (To Phoebe) Youre single. (To Tim) Youre single. (To Phoebe) He gets off work at eleven. (To Tim) Shell be waiting for your call. (To Phoebe) Ill give him your number if I can get one calamari and one Caesar salad!! (Everyone in the kitchen stops.) I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats funny about that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey thats okay. So, where do you want to go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Hard Rock Caf?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Again?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im telling you, I like the food!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You like the Purple Rain display! (A guy walks up.) Hey Bob.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Did that guy just call you Toby?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he thinks thats my name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, why dont you correct him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, \"Hey Toby, do you want a donut?\" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Five years?! Chandler you have to tell him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Muriel. Wh-why would he call you Muriel? (Ross realizes something.) Oh my God! Chandler M Bing? Its not just an M, your middle name is Muriel!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shh! It is a family name!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You dont know do you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, couldnt care less.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey you too!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? You werent in it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (Motions to Joeys co-star.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sorry. Uh-uh, Kash?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash, Kash, Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, Joey probably thinks Ill just embarrass him. Yknow, he thinks Im some kind of a soap opera nutWhich Im not! Im not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dogs name is Wally. Well look at that, Im just stroking your arm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabbing her) Here we go! Here we go! (Starts to pull her away from Kash.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, were leaving. Bye Kash.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Say hi to Wally.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I cant wait to get sous-neath him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "II have to fire him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because hes terrible! Okay, hes slow, he burns things, last night he lit my pastry chef on fire!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe he was just nervous, yknow you can be very intimidating. And besides Ive met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks about it) All right, but if-if he lights someone else on fire he is out of there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats fair! Thank you so much. Thanks. Oops, it looks like when he got the pastry chef he got you a little bit too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I paid to have this done.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Love it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought I was a complete idiot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I said no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? II just figured since youre pregnant youre not gonna be seeing people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt tell him. I didnt know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good-good, dont tell him. Dont tell him. Just have him call me okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach look, I really dont think thats such a great", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you go do it! Ill come back to that set! Ill meet more actors! Ill meet em all!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Bob.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "If I see him, Ill ask.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Were on a semi-first name basis.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But this is eleven. Its almost twice as hard up here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I think its best sir.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow what you should do, just toss em in the shedder and claim you never got em.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, \"Ha-ha! Gotcha!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay, but you cant fire him today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because Im dumping him today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! You said he was sweet!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He is sweet. Hes too sweet. He calls me all the time. (Mimicking him) \"So did-did you get home from work okay?\" \"Did-did you get out of the shower okay?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just dont pick up your phone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then he comes over! (Mimicking him) \"Im so worried about you.\" Uck! Be a man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? So now Im not allowed to fire him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You cant fire him and dump him the same day, hell kill himself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, Ill kill myself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. But the question is whos gonna go first. Cause whoever goes second is the bitch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! The boss that fires a guy thats just been dumped, bitch! And the woman who dumps a guy thats just been fired, blond bitch!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, that makes sense. (Starts towards the door.) Ugh. ButScrew you Im going first! (She grabs her purse and runs out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure, whats up?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. \"Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon,\" or \"I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with a pizza and beer) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach? You wanna come?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, I cant. I got a date.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A date?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why no, its the opposite of weird. Its-its uh, regular. Its-its uh, its mundane. Its actually uh, a little dull.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its no Ukrainian film.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I set her up with this actor on my show.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You set her up?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey what-what were you thinking?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, Im not worried about her! Im worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Im an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! Im not sure. I think theyre taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "A bit of a daredevil are we?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too sluttyHi Kash!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! All right, Ill see you guys later.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Have a great time you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes it is too slutty! (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It will bein a minute. Listen, Tim youre a really great guy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where II", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So what movie do you want to seeAnd not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Books?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but its like enough!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude! What is going on?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I justI have to find out how it went.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This guy could be my babys stepfather!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I justI-I cant believe shes-shes dating?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! I guess I just cant believe any of this is happening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susans, its likeIt breaks my heart a little. I mean Ive always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Yknow? Maybe fight over the science section.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a nice picture. Maybe you can still have that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No I cant. I mean Rachels out with some guy. My baby went with her. If anything that picture keeps moving further away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, can I ask you something? In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It used to be. Now she doesnt really have a face. Smokin body though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isnt Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, but I dont think thats what she wants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, its not what I want either. I mean I-I cant force myself to fall in love with her again now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay Ross maybe you need a new picture. Okay? Its not gonna be what you thought, but no matter what theres gonna be a brand new little baby, your baby. Who cares what the picture looks like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I tell you what. Lets you and me go out and have some fun. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(checks his watch) We can still catch that Ukrainian film.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I said fun!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Bobby.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Bob!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well that puts me in a difficult position.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my pleasure. Okay, Im afraid Ive got some bad news. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(simultaneously) Youre fired!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(simultaneously) Im breaking up with you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im, Im breaking up with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre fired.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry, Im justImIm just not ready for a relationship right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah and-and Im sorry too. But, well I justI like things done a certain way and the chemistrys just not right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tim wait!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-theres a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here. (Shakes his hand and leaves, which disgusts Monica.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, how was the date?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. What happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I made the mistake of telling him that I was pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well better than you, but yknow still not what you want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, \"Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He sounds swell.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Doesnt he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, wannawanna a little cheering up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sit down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Guess whose middle name is Muriel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. (Laughs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry about your date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh its all right. Im guess Im just done with the whole dating thing. Its one more thing in my life thats suddenly completely different. This is hard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks sweetie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, I think Im gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I thought I cheered you up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh you did, there are twenty in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. Good night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good night.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! Uhhow are you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh thats right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?", "role": "user" } ]