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[
{
"content": "Oh, thank God!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ahh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow I would its just painful.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So shes really not dead.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well umm, I make it myself! Its two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. And now the secret ingredient isyknow what? We just met.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) I love her.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (As Brenda exits Monica notices something.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See? I told you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She stole my jeans!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause) What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont you see? Its the perfect crime!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She mustve been planning this for years!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, isnt it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I guess.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, shouldnt we go give her the benefit of the doubt before we gosnooping around her crotch?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine. Im just glad I didnt give her my secret ingredient.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! (Laughs.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. (Covers her face with her hand.) Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Maybe this is too weird.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No dont tear out your eyes!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah try that. (He finishes and looks at her.) So, is that better?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and(He kisses her)second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. (He translates that phrase into Dutch.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, were done.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ezel? Ezel? Ezel? (Looks it up in his book.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sweet!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, well finish your coffee; lets go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, youre not gonna be on TV!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, youre switching apartments?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its not for me, its for Rachel.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But Rachel has an apartment.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but when the baby comes shes gonna want to move.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She is?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you didnt expect her to live there with a baby did you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I guess I didnt really think about it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre an ezel!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Damnit!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nice jeans!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (Holds on to it.) (To herself) Youre not gettin it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I fell asleep.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How was the game?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay. II ate way too much.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh. (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) So umm, I was talkin to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I was kinda hoping youd stay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I could use a challenge! Its getting pretty easy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I love living with you so much. I just wish things didnt have to change.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow I blame Ross for this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I do too a little bit.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I got in trouble for that before. Ill see you later.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How come?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because I put my head between her legs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "To see her pants?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Theyre my pants!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure? Did you see the stain?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "God! She is not stealing from us! Okay, will you let this go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine. (Brenda comes in to use the bathroom and adjusts her pink bra strap on the way.) Shes wearing my bra!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh dear God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And yet you dont recognize that youre crazy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Heres the plan! Okay? Im going to leave you get a look at Brendas bra!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Heres another planNo!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I would do it but she thinks Im attracted to her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on were a team! Were in this together!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I fear a jury will see it the same way!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at womans breasts all the time!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You see that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a womans breasts.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. Yes. Okay. I get your point. But if its not your bra will you just let the woman clean the apartment?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You need new clothes.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. How is she?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(happily) Oh. (Realizes then sadly) Oh. Well I uh, I brought her some bloemen. (Flowers in Dutch.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh I dont know that it would.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right then. (Follows her in and checks the place out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What sex?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We didnt have sex.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(simultaneously as Eric) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You-youyou had sex with Ursula?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You didnt notice she was wearing different clothes?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Yknow what? This is too weird.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So I guess this is it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, so do you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im leaning. This is where I lean.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Brenda a bee!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! Its flown into your blouse and youd better undo your buttons lest it sting you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You do?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I totally understand. (They both laugh.) Can I just see your bra?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking at Rachels jeans) Where did you get those jeans?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You gave them to me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I didnt!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What bra?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The pink one with the flowers?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You mean the one that youre wearing? (Adjusts Monicas pink bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sounds about right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What is this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But Joey the baby is going to be crying, its going to be loud.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im loud!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its gonna be up all night!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im up all night!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its gonna poop!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hello!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What about all the women you want to bring home?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, are you sure?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! All rightLook, I know sometimes itll be hard, okay? But, itll also be reallyreally great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I want me to stay too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know! I found it on the street.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Whoa-whoa whats under the covers?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its moving.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ew.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its still(Screams)Its got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! Ah! Okay! (Quickly drags the crib outside.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Isnt that great?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(stutters looking for words) Ezels!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure. Yeah, hes kinda sexy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, no, Ill be there too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay so, well just come up with some kind of signal if its going well you can take off.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Cause I know hes gonna flip out and I hate it when hes angry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Rachel, this is all so Papa dont preach.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Oh well, I will be there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Gosh. Im not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(recognizing him and panicking) No you dont!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(panicking) No you dont.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Her what?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Your secret bachelorette party",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You had a bachelorette party?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She untied his G-string with her teeth. (Pause) Somebody stop me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I thought we werent gonna have bachelor/bachelorette parties! Yknow, we agreed that it was a silly tradition.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its a grand tradition!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well you couldve untied it with your hands.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You went home with the waitress.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe you didnt tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I-I dont eat meat.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I dont eat that either.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well actually umm",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hes right though, the 74 is absolute piss.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This was such a huge mistake. I cant tell him Phoebe. I cant, I cant, I cant, I cant",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why, so he can get mad at the baby?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, that is thebabys problem. (Dr. Green returns.) Oh, everything okay with the waiter?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well Umm, I got TiVo.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its slang for pregnant.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, its Ross. Its Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope youre okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. Youre gonnaThis is your first grandchild! Youre gonna be a poppy!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "February 2nd!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, a lot of my students do that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I-Ill see you tonight.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, bye.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God! You must be good in bed!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hot?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shes okay with Rachel and the baby?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well II havent actually told her yet. I dont want to scare her off, yknow?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, you have to honest with her! Otherwise you may think that youre going down the same path, but youre really going down different ones.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Will you let the lady talk?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, I appreciate it, but uh, its a little creepy. Yknow? Im not a bachelor anymore.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as aa two month anniversary present.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure, one year is paper, but two months is lapdance! (Joey nods his agreement.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right fine! But Im only doing this for you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I understand",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on cell phone) Im sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry I wont be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but Im really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didnt want him to start yelling at me like I was some 74 Latour.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its Lafite. The 74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right here he comes. Im gonna do this, Im gonna tell him, Im gonna be strong.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! (Hugs him and Phoebe glares at her.) Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theres not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry daddy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Yes, he says Im damaged goods.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you uh, nervous about getting married?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, look lets pretend its a real bachelor party. Okay? Yknow? Before your wedding. Come on, itll be fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. I cant believe tomorrows the big day.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre right, this is more fun.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats her! Okay, come on! (They go over and open the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. (Joey blows on a noisemaker.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, that-thats-thats me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey Tribbiani, a big fan.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah right over there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was weird.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why-why would she go in the bedroom?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So shes a",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, thats one naked hooker!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh thats an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So much more.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow this is actually not a great time for me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who did?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Mona) Oh but not that way. I meanI mean Im not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Dr. Green) Hey! I offered to marry her!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Mona) But I didnt want to.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe there is a naked hooker in there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Maybe Monicas playing a joke on ya. Yknow? Getting her own husband a hooker, thats pretty funny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was conveniently busy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh actually, Id rather youYeah, go ahead. Were gonna have to burn that room down anyway.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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