bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is an old, Chinese woman!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He could be in disguise, yknow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aw, yknowYknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So this is your office?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How did you guys find me? I knew I shouldve hid at the gym!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes fine. She doesnt know youre gone. And she doesnt have to know, okay? Now come on, were going home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No! I cant do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats wrong with being the Bings?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then you are neither of your parents!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybodys! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And Ive met me; I am not Paul Newman. I dont race cars! I dont make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I want to. I love her so much, but Im afrIts too huge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yeah, but then", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Depends on what you mean by we.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And thats every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. At dusk. Thats such a hard time for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. But wait!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lets go to lunch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant go to lunch!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh good God! Ive fallen down! (She trips and falls.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Whats going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what Im about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We cant find Chandler(Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Found the vest! I mean were gonna have to keep an eye on it, yknow make sure we dont lose it again", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, \"Oh my God! The worst has happened!\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And Im the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you. Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanna wear this everyday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look so beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starting to cry) Im so happy for me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we got him back. Everythings fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Why? Where are you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im still on the set!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! Im sorry! The guys drunk, they wont let me go until we get this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Im gonna have to find another minister.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh! Joey, I have to go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Dont you hang up on me! Ill marry you and me right now! I have the power!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasnt so scary, was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im telling you, just a little bit at a time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah okay. Well, whats the next little bit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, excuse me for a minute. (Starts to leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "WhHeyWhoa-whoa, where, where you going?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh fresh air!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {Its a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (Hes wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Yeah. Theyretheyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "He-he was with me umm, were playing a little game, yknow? Hide and seek.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause) Youre right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great. Hes doing great. Dont you worry about Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, youre-youre sweating.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "These-these are beads of joy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats sweet. Dont touch me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandlers gone again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guys hammered!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So I uh, I just talked to the director. Thats it, were done for the day.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Youyou were wonderful.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So I got your car, its right outside.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats what you told me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a firemans carry and carries him out.) Here we go.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(turning a corner) There he is!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! (He starts to get up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not walking out on my sister!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(standing up) Thats right! Im not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then where the hell have you been?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know about Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! What?! Talking about what?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont know?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Youll hi-ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monicas pregnant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youreyoure not freaking out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and thats when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, yknow what? I thought anything that can fit into this, cant be scary.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you obviously didnt see Chucky 3.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude. (Hugs him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you Joey?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh. This is nice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ive never walked down the aisle knowing it cant end in divorce.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shes right there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Who is this?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(in Monicas ear) Hes Greek Orthodox.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(leaning in) As are you", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) He took off?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go on! Go on. (She turns back to Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, for so long II wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And nowhere we arewith our future before usand I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rings?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aw crap! Okayuhuh lets-lets do the rings.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What baby?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have a baby?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt take a pregnancy test.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thenwho did?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Okay, I know Im not supposed to know, but I do. And Im so excited for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monicas pregnant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys! Im not pregnant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant! I-I dont have any other clothes here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because Im not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! What are you talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, II am with child. (Flash) And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whos the father?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant say because hes famous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, okay. Its James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As in Barbara Streisands husband James Brolin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Well he never said that to me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How about just the bridemaids?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "For you. (Chandler leaves.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thank you for doing that. I just cant deal with this just quite yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You said that she was, I just didnt disagree with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sneaky.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "James Brolin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered hes gay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(intrigued) Really?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Before we go out there Ive got a present for ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ive been taking dancing lessons.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that is so sweet!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, its these new shoes, theyre all slippery.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, are you going to be able to do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not well.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, the good news is, I dont think anyones looking at us.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, are you ready to talk about it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well talk about something else then.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whos the father?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is it Ross? Its Ross isnt itOh my God, its Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah-hah! At least we know its a him.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(seeing him) Oh sweet Lord.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and its either this or a bathrobe! Look, whats more important, the way Im dressed or me being with you on your special day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi. Im uh, Im Ross. I dont, I dont believe weve met. Im Monicas older brother.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Aw come on, Mona Lisa?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mona ummClickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Linda Clickclocken. (Pause) So what uh, what-what table are you at? (She shows him.) Oh, uh me too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it. (They do a practice swing and she really puts her ass into it.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Funny", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Uh, I thought, I thought you were at table six.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What size shoes do you wear?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, eleven, eleven and a half.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at Joeys feet) Those arent eleven and a half.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay fine! Im a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, Ill show ya!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is so huge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course not nothing is. Between me and you", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know! Maybe they have tools.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I-I talked to and uh, shes definitely going to have this baby. Yknow, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe thats, maybe thats really brave.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe she hasnt really thought it through that well.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starting to cry) I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm. Im just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, \"James, James Brolin, are you sure?\" James Brolin said", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Rachels really the one whos pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you feel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Maybe its a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many ways are there to do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Ill-Ill take it again when I get home.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You-you gotta take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill run out and get you one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you guys are so great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wait a minute! Whos is the father?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, she wont tell us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on its my wedding! That can be my present.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "WhHey, I just gave you peeing on a stick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See? This is why you register.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, would you like to dance?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh great! (They get up to dance and Ross is interrupted by a little girl.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, unless! Unless, uh this lady wouldnt mind letting you go first.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Keep dancing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And the world will never know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But youre not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no, thank you Miranda.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. (Walks over to Mona.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh, were you, were you watching?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? Of course you can! Hop on!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I am so gonna score.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I like your bow.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) \"Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!\" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the second girl) That was very nice Ashley.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! (Recoils in horror.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Swallows hard.) Hop on Gert. (She does and Ross winces in pain.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im trying. (He strains to move his feet.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is an old, Chinese woman!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He could be in disguise, yknow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aw, yknowYknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So this is your office?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How did you guys find me? I knew I shouldve hid at the gym!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes fine. She doesnt know youre gone. And she doesnt have to know, okay? Now come on, were going home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No! I cant do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats wrong with being the Bings?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then you are neither of your parents!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybodys! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And Ive met me; I am not Paul Newman. I dont race cars! I dont make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I want to. I love her so much, but Im afrIts too huge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yeah, but then", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Depends on what you mean by we.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And thats every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. At dusk. Thats such a hard time for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. But wait!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lets go to lunch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant go to lunch!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh good God! Ive fallen down! (She trips and falls.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Whats going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what Im about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We cant find Chandler(Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Found the vest! I mean were gonna have to keep an eye on it, yknow make sure we dont lose it again", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, \"Oh my God! The worst has happened!\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And Im the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you. Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanna wear this everyday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look so beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starting to cry) Im so happy for me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we got him back. Everythings fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Why? Where are you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im still on the set!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! Im sorry! The guys drunk, they wont let me go until we get this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Im gonna have to find another minister.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh! Joey, I have to go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Dont you hang up on me! Ill marry you and me right now! I have the power!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasnt so scary, was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im telling you, just a little bit at a time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah okay. Well, whats the next little bit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, excuse me for a minute. (Starts to leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "WhHeyWhoa-whoa, where, where you going?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh fresh air!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {Its a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (Hes wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Yeah. Theyretheyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "He-he was with me umm, were playing a little game, yknow? Hide and seek.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pause) Youre right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great. Hes doing great. Dont you worry about Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, youre-youre sweating.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "These-these are beads of joy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats sweet. Dont touch me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandlers gone again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guys hammered!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So I uh, I just talked to the director. Thats it, were done for the day.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Youyou were wonderful.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So I got your car, its right outside.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats what you told me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a firemans carry and carries him out.) Here we go.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(turning a corner) There he is!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! (He starts to get up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not walking out on my sister!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(standing up) Thats right! Im not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then where the hell have you been?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know about Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! What?! Talking about what?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont know?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Youll hi-ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monicas pregnant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youreyoure not freaking out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and thats when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, yknow what? I thought anything that can fit into this, cant be scary.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you obviously didnt see Chucky 3.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude. (Hugs him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you Joey?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh. This is nice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ive never walked down the aisle knowing it cant end in divorce.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Shes right there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Who is this?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(in Monicas ear) Hes Greek Orthodox.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(leaning in) As are you", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) He took off?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go on! Go on. (She turns back to Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, for so long II wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And nowhere we arewith our future before usand I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rings?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aw crap! Okayuhuh lets-lets do the rings.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What baby?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have a baby?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt take a pregnancy test.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thenwho did?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Okay, I know Im not supposed to know, but I do. And Im so excited for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monicas pregnant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys! Im not pregnant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant! I-I dont have any other clothes here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because Im not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?! What are you talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, II am with child. (Flash) And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whos the father?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant say because hes famous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, okay. Its James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As in Barbara Streisands husband James Brolin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Well he never said that to me!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How about just the bridemaids?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "For you. (Chandler leaves.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thank you for doing that. I just cant deal with this just quite yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You said that she was, I just didnt disagree with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sneaky.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "James Brolin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered hes gay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(intrigued) Really?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Before we go out there Ive got a present for ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ive been taking dancing lessons.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that is so sweet!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, its these new shoes, theyre all slippery.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, are you going to be able to do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not well.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, the good news is, I dont think anyones looking at us.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, are you ready to talk about it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well talk about something else then.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whos the father?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is it Ross? Its Ross isnt itOh my God, its Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah-hah! At least we know its a him.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(seeing him) Oh sweet Lord.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and its either this or a bathrobe! Look, whats more important, the way Im dressed or me being with you on your special day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi. Im uh, Im Ross. I dont, I dont believe weve met. Im Monicas older brother.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Aw come on, Mona Lisa?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mona ummClickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Linda Clickclocken. (Pause) So what uh, what-what table are you at? (She shows him.) Oh, uh me too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it. (They do a practice swing and she really puts her ass into it.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Funny", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Uh, I thought, I thought you were at table six.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What size shoes do you wear?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, eleven, eleven and a half.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at Joeys feet) Those arent eleven and a half.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay fine! Im a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, Ill show ya!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is so huge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course not nothing is. Between me and you", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know! Maybe they have tools.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I-I talked to and uh, shes definitely going to have this baby. Yknow, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe thats, maybe thats really brave.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe she hasnt really thought it through that well.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starting to cry) I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm. Im just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, \"James, James Brolin, are you sure?\" James Brolin said", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Rachels really the one whos pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you feel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Maybe its a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many ways are there to do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Ill-Ill take it again when I get home.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You-you gotta take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill run out and get you one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you guys are so great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wait a minute! Whos is the father?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, she wont tell us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on its my wedding! That can be my present.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "WhHey, I just gave you peeing on a stick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See? This is why you register.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, would you like to dance?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh great! (They get up to dance and Ross is interrupted by a little girl.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, unless! Unless, uh this lady wouldnt mind letting you go first.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Keep dancing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And the world will never know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But youre not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no, thank you Miranda.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. (Walks over to Mona.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-oh, were you, were you watching?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? Of course you can! Hop on!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I am so gonna score.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I like your bow.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) \"Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!\" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the second girl) That was very nice Ashley.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! (Recoils in horror.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (Swallows hard.) Hop on Gert. (She does and Ross winces in pain.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Im trying. (He strains to move his feet.)", "role": "user" } ]