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Imagine burglaring a house and some dude comes at you swinging a pocket pussy |
If you are not going to use that, please send it me. |
I can just imagine fleshlight factory employees playfighting with these.<br><br><br><br>Who am I kidding, no human can produce fleshlights while maintaining their sanity... |
How does this man have a girlfriend |
Imagine burglarizing a House and this man comes out of the kitchen cabinets and scuttles towards you with an alien flesh light, Salted schloop schloop, Id think that hes another homeless bum trying to take some food, r/cursedcommentd, I sounds like a crab but he’s just rapidly crawling in his fingers, We talking scuttl... |
Hands down the best slow-mo channel on youtube |
Where can I buy one of these magnificent devices for research purposes? |
the absolute apathy during the very first swing fucking kills me |
Definetly would use the hell out of this in both ways possible. |
Why... did I watch this?.. I need to go rethink my life |
THE ELEPHANT SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS OMGGGGG |
Wait who filmed the last part 😂 |
This video title is definitely monetized |
That flap noise in slow motion when it hits your arm <a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%23FULLMAST">#FULLMAST</a> |
What exactly makes the fleshlight alien 😂 |
You look like young Spock. |
Idk. If someone tried to fight me with a rubber puss I’d probably nope out of there |
Nice muscles |
Love the Science Experiment |
he’s finally wearing something other than a white t shirt |
Ahahahha I’m crying |
the power and strength isn't the defining feature of this weapon. the secret attack lies in utterly demoralizing your opponent by smacking them in the face with Liara T'Soni's pussy. |
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That's some cute salt and pepper shakers |
Just why |
Category: <b>Gaming</b><br><br>Hmmmmmmmm (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
1776 will commence again if you try to take our alien vaginas |
He's not wearing a white shirt. |
Who needs women when we have superior alien vagina Fleshlight |
What is this man doing on bad dragon? |
Could you maybe do a fleshlight giveway. You know I dont need one or anything it was my friends idea. |
This is the best video on the internet. |
The real question is, why did you originally but the alien fleshlight |
It looks like one of the Beatles is trying to mug me with kungfu |
Category: gaming |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m45s">0:45</a> play that shit at 1/4 speed |
Gonna borrow my girlfriend's fleshlight to try this out, looks wild. |
Insert the Sekiro sword into the front of the fleshlight and then apples wont stand a fuckin chance. |
“I never put my dick in it.” Yeah ok, Charlie. Sure thing, pal. |
Sure you never used it bub. I totally believe that you spent 50$+ to slap chips on a table, or someone spent that much to give it to you as a joke |
This intro is pure gold |
simon belmont |
Did i just watch a man playing with a fleshlight? Thats lit |
Imagine you about to fight and you see this <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=1m55s">1:55</a> |
You can't have 2 aliases!! |
“Man slaps rubber vagina on things”... click |
Where did you find that like who said..you know what we need a alien flesh light 😂😂 |
Love seeing this notification at school |
Holy fuck your house is big lol |
Imagine his dad walking in on him using a fleshlight as a weapon |
Quick question... where did u get the flesh light. Im not joking btw |
"I've never put my dick in it, believe it or not"<br><br>Those words <i>were</i> true when he said them... |
Skallagrim needs to do his own video on this. |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=2m06s">2:06</a> wow the cgi is great his legs look so realistic |
this deadass made my day 3000 times better |
I'm invested. Where can i get that |
Turbo elasticity |
nobody: |
The reason he’s never put his penis in the fleshlight is because his penis is too big |
you know he used it after this video. there is no way after hearing those sounds that he did not want to test drive it |
wow new shirt |
Why tha fk is this in my recommended? |
Top of your head looks 11 the bottom looks 27 |
Fuck yeah! Science bitches! |
I believe you couldnt desintegrate that apple due lack of skill<br>Namaste :) |
This is fucking comedy😂 |
You have to use the recommended lube to take down a apple |
thats either a giant apple or you have tiny hands |
"I have never put my dick inside it, believe it or not"<br><br>Lies! Deception! |
Nigga wtd |
you should do a collab with the slow mo guys |
this is an even better use for it than using it as a wallet |
<b>questions scientists cant answer</b> |
Alien Fleshlight vs Sekiro Blade |
So does anyone else think he looks like he belongs in one of those 80s Turkish films? |
I’m just imagining putting a little knife in there and forgetting to take it out later... |
Is this an Adam & Eve sponsor? |
I lost my shit when the first strike against the apple straight up missed lmao., @Stumpy lmao, @ThePandaHero Steroids make our fruits shrink but they work wonders on apples., @ThePandaHero It looks huge because the only thing on screen to scale is Charlie., First you have to intimidate the apple, Did you find your shit... |
Q U A L I T Y |
where do i buy this tool |
Put the apple in the fleshlight then use it as a sock mace |
Omg look he’s not wearing the same white shirt |
I worry about you, Charlie. I really do |
Where can I buy one? My alien friend wants to know... |
Did some parts of the video freeze for anyone else? |
I'm expecting a review on that thing |
Thanks for passing on the knowledge, Mr. Keanu Reeves. This is what we came here to learn... |
In this episode of Hentai Hero, Charlie abandons the Batsu Batsu for the alien vagina. Doctor Apple returns, but the Alien Vagina is not effective against him. Charlie uses a forbidden technique, a thrust technique. Will it work against Doctor Apple? Or will Charlie meet his maker? Find out next time, on Hentai Hero! |
HOW ARE YOU SO ACCURATE WHEN USING A FLESHLIGHT AS A WEAPON!? That's some legolas-level shit right there. |
Wtf dude?!?! Hahaha 😂 |
why am i watching this? |
I was using my fleshlight all wrong.. |
I can’t tell if that’s a big ass apple or it just looks big because in comparison to the elephants |
I feel like charlie could be a stunt double for Keanu Reeves |
It’s like a vagina sock in slo-mo |
By the way it sounds its more like a Zeus vag |
This isn't even that funny...<br><br><br><br><br>why am I crying of laughter xD |
i thought you were going to suck the objects into the fleshlight |
...my mind is blown... |
Are normal chips not vegan? |
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