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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=0m47s">0:47</a>
Your videos always inspire me to get through the day
Next step will be to try hitting some targets with a large horse dick from Bad-Dragon.
What do you guys think Charlie is smoking?
Next killer weapon in dead by daylight
I knew this was coming. Especially after he played golf with a fleshlight on snapchat.<br>Anybody remember that.
The most vulnerable time of day just became the safest!! Thank you!
All this Sekiro playtime is really paying off.
Mr. Glass being hit by a alien Virginia! I want to see that! 😂😂😂
this is the apex of creator content! keep doing the lords work!
I want an alien girlfriend now
Very informative. Thanks for this educational video
believe it or not he was actually stretching it so it can satify his MAGNUM DONG
Imagine being on your google page and seeing &quot;World&#39;s strongest alien vagina&quot;<br><br>I thought this shit was from CNN or Buzzfeed
Charlie needs a hair cut. He&#39;s got that teenage boyband hair.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=1m52s">1:52</a> yes.
Some minutes of my life I will never ever ever get back. I dont even want these back. This advice has already saved my life 134 times since i first watched it
When r u going 2 cut ur hair
He probably used that after the video ....
send me link to the fleshlight
Im so glad ive been subbed all these years
You’ve got problems mate.
its not the physical damage that hurts, its the psychological damage<br><br>if someone smacked me in the face with a fleshlight with some fresh nut in it, id cry, @AleK do you speak from experience bruh?, @AleK that is a fact, the old brown crusty nut is objectively worse to get hit in the face with, What about old dry...
Category: <b>G a m i n g</b>
You need to check out tiny house and review how much it sucks
Can I get the link to the store...you know for the self defense.
Anyone else think that the video froze at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=0m03s">0:03</a>
That&#39;s a nice house
How does he keep a straight face at the end? Would be like 700 takes for me.
well, if u can penetrate her then is weak ;)
He’s the Billy Maise of Fleshlights, I’m sold
Jesus this guys got a nice fuckin house
I was a fan of your portrayal as Spock in Star Trek: Discovery!
Can we have a face reveal
This video is top shelf
looks like a florida home to me
I have that same one.
Cut your hair
that first chip just... vanished
who is this twink with a fleshlight...<br>i like it
only charlies GF would sit there and watch him smack stuff with an alien vagina
Charlie SWeetiE nO
Yo, Charlie’s house looks like my uncles’ old house., Like, the floorplan would be exactly the same. I’d know the entire first floor.
&gt;shelves<br>&gt;nothing on them<br>Jesus what a depressing life you must lead, @IronFairy Quote marks, not quotation marks. As in, the things in emails and Usenet threads that indicate you are quoting the other person. Also used on Slack, Discord, etc., and also, yes, the chans, after which I think ledditors coined ...
Smack it on the floor as hard as you can.
This is relevant.
an anime protagonist that wields pocket pussy
Wait till you see my go go gadget knife pussy
Why the fuck am I watching a homeless hentai protagonist sling a extraterrestrial pussy at a vegan chip.
<b>Fleshlight sales augment DRAMATICALLY</b>
This is the A1 content I come to YouTube for
This would never work on the streets, you don’t know that
The perfect weapon for fighting massive groups of kids
Fill it full of rocks then it’s a weapon
OK but imagine burgling a house when some dude comes outta nowhere swinging a fleshlight at you like a complete madman. That&#39;s psychological warfare right there, you might inflict little by way of physical damage but you are gonna have one traumatised burglar at the end.
Fucking dead after the chip round
See we need the wall to keep out the aliens and their stretchy sledgehammer snatch&#39;s.
oooh boy<br>look at it jiggle in slow motion
I&#39;m glad to see you used a shitty apple to beat and weren&#39;t out there wasting honeycrisps or anything like that.
I always think Charlie’s comedy has peaked, then he does this shit
Weapon review.
Those poor elephant salt and pepper holders had to witness with front row seats this destruction.
put a rock in it then hit the apple
Ayyy lookin swole my man
Charlie look like a a dude in the 70’s
This is why I’m subscribed
Must be hard for him to not say, and that was a critical hit.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=0m45s">0:45</a> You&#39;re welcome
Charlie, I&#39;m disappointed in you.<br>Why didn&#39;t you first fill it with lube? Shit would&#39;ve been GLORIOUS.
Florida Man ^
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Useful against kids, not adults.<br>Okay message received.
Why don&#39;t they have this in Saints Row?
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=2m00s">2:00</a> jesus christ you look like a woman with a beard lmao
i think it’s his laugh after hitting the first chip that killed me
X to doubt
His house looks like the one they shot paranormal activity 1 in
I laughed so fucking hard just seeing the title of this video on my feed
............ I can&#39;t believe how useful actually this is..........
&quot;Get fucked&quot; taken literally
Ah i like this new brendan fraser movie, in wich a short man and an alien fleshlight team up to kill obama.
<b>NEW SHINOBI TOOL UNLOCKED!</b>
I just wanna be a stay home dog mom too.
I thought my video was fucking stuck
Disappointed you didn’t go for the elephants on the table.
Cr1tikal: I never put my dick in it<br>Me: <b>BULLSHIT</b>
Damn
Nut
Wtf 😂
I feel like that could actually hurt. Not bone breaking, but enough to shock someone from the pain.
Chip <b>*Fucking Disintegrates*</b>
Cr1tikal&#39;s girlfriend has a new enemy
He is clearly an alien because he doesn&#39;t have his white shirt
you get that damn thing off bad dragons or some shit
That first slap made my day
i&#39;d like to make a joke about the hair but i can&#39;t come up with anything
so it&#39;s like a doctor, apples are its enemy?
Ive never seen someone wield a fleshlight so professonally.
Lier
What made you think to do this