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I&#39;m not being funny, though, if someone started thrusting a fleshlight at me like that I&#39;d be fucking terrified.
Whipped that shit like a real pro
now i remembered why i subbed
How much for the Viggora&#39;s chainmace?
Oh good, I was looking for other effective uses for my alien fleshlight.
Go go gadget extendo dagger that bounces back and hits me in the face? Perfection.
how bored do u have 2 be
I like how this is now a self-defense channel
Charlie looks like a teenage Wolverine gone through sex change
That&#39;s alotta damage.
This is what i subscribed for.
<b>at first you had my attention, now you have my interest</b>
Why god. ๐Ÿฅบ
Why?
New prosthetic tool
Gomu gomu no...
No white shirt no like
Brilliant!<br><br>I would like to see this martial art go agains brunos man with 2 didoes technique !
Please let someone slap you with it and film it.
How is this not demonitized? Maybe Youtube acknowledges Charlie will be Charlie
Imagine trying to rob a guy and he pulls out a rubber alien vagina and fucking swings it at you
Fill it up with water
This is what happens when charlie is on acid
charlie is slowly turnning into his old first year in college self :0
Do you know where can i buy one it&#39;s uhh for my research lol
&quot;Charlie gets too into Sekiro&quot;
This video makes me wonder which Twitch channel I should go to to get harder than those spinach kale chips.
how the fuck can u do that ending with a serious face lmao?
New Mortal Kombat 11 character trailer?
The US Military is using that already.
Dem thunderous noises it makes tho haha
It&#39;s in the gaming category, u got to kidding me
Okay, i&#39;m hooked
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
CHARLIES NOT WEARING A WHITE SHIRT?!!!!!!
Could you dress up as John wick? I imagine youโ€™ll look like a b-tech John if you do
Better watch it before it gets taken down
Big ass echo cavern dark asss house
That first sentence was so god damn funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
I dislike that shirt
Guaranteed to defend your virginity.
did he just have this or did he buy it for the video?
Skip leg day?
This guy makes more money than me. He deserves it...
Where did you buy that Fleshlight and how much was it?
&quot;fresh out of the box&quot;<br>&quot;Never put my dick in it&quot;<br>...yet
Now I&#39;m gunna have nightmares of blue alien pussies with knives inside their lips..
anyone wanna explain why that apple looked so fucking huge, like that shit looks like it&#39;s been through 1000 years of gamma radiation and now it&#39;s huge and fights crime but has several debilitating health problems too like wtf
Cr1tikal: I never put my dick in it, believe it or not.<br>Me: Not.
Finally a self defense made for me
That is not what I expected to watch... But I am genuinely pleased
Love you, Charlie
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Um
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=1m57s">1:57</a> <br><br><br>penguinz0 now in 3D
Why isnโ€™t this #1 on trending yet and best video ever definitely like worthy
Its like the adult version of the sticky hands you get out of the quarter machines ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Lmao I thought the title said: &quot;How strong is alien viagra&quot;
Fucking hilarious
my question is why do you have a fleshlight when you have a girlfriend?
Sadly, an alien pussy will not protect you against apples. Damn shame.
His girlfriend is a fucking champ who truly appreciates his art
charlie is starting to look like he belongs in the Beatles
Everytime it hit the table I laughed harder and harder, <b>Jesus what has my humor become</b> ๐Ÿ—ฟ, GNP
This is the quality content I subbed for.
This takes the term slamming pussy to a whole nother level
This is the most wholesome channel on YouTube. Filled with positivity.
that slow mo had me dying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
This is how I strike down my enemies.
RIP chip <br><br>2019-2019<br>Forever in our stomachs
Important announcement! Thanks, Chaz.
These are the kind of hints and tricks that could save lives. <br>Pay attention when the master is talking, you troglodytes.
Quality
Needs to be taught to all marine soldiers. Also should be carried for hand to alien pussy combat
I find myself in this situation almost constantly, thanks so much, this will definitely improve my overall quality of life
Charlies got some 1970s shit going on with his hair
You look like Dora
Could you uh mail that to me when youre done?
I fucking cant stop laughing at the first chip slam. Holy fuck im crying.
he smashed that chip harder than youtube smashed the demonetization button
This needs to be nerfed
He probably ordered this and when his girlfriend saw it he had to come up with a dumbass reason why he got it.
where i can buy one of there? XD
This video is why weโ€™ll be invaded by aliens in the future., You mean this is exactly why we are avoided by aliens?
where can I buy one?
Having a lot of fun with the slomo camera, huh?
For a personal defense weapon, I expect a product link in the description. ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
pro strats
Why is he not wearing a white shirt. I must be in the wrong channel.
Do they make them in a smaller size
really appreciate the in depth tutorial
That&#39;s pretty hot send me a signed one daddy
Sex toy straight out of Fornax Magazine.
Man you need a haircut because you look like young justin Bieber that is a hardcore meth, crack and coke addict.
Nut whacker . That would hurt๐Ÿ˜จ
A friend of mine once tried to destroy the ice built up on the front porch with a big blue dildo after we shattered his katana doing so. We found out it wasn&#39;t as efficient as a trailer hitch for a truck.
Cut your hair
Nobody:<br><br>Penguinz0: <b>How Strong Is An Alien Vagina</b>
Someone please make a SWEP of this for Garry&#39;s mod!
He looks like he&#39;s about to ask for my manager with that haircut