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Imagine robbing a house and some guy shows up with an alien vagina and starts whipping it around |
Crit1kal Will kill thanos it. <br><br><br>Avengers Endgame explained |
My mom said she’d buy me a frog if I hit 3k in 2 days, please help me out boys |
My God |
<b>A Glancing Blow</b><br>Perfect xD |
Local Man kills 100 with a Alien Vagina because they didn't know how OP the Vagina is |
Wow that flashlight has some weight to it for some reason |
I make sure to stick razors blades in my flesh lights (have one cause 4chan neck beard) the razors are punishment as I am a bad person |
Oh my god that slowmo, you gotta get some ballistics gel to properly test the destructiveness |
where did you get those S&P shakers at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=1m38s">1:38</a>? |
5 days later<br><b>BREAKING NEWS</b> : 37 people were injured by a crazed man who used a fleshlight as a weapon and started beating them up, Peter Pesko beat me to it, Florida man injures 37 wit fleshlight, * crazy man from Florida |
Damn you got a big house |
I'll take a potato chip....<br><br><br><br>AND SMASH IT WITH AN ALIEN PUSSY FLESHLIGHT |
Ah, yes the fleshlight, the ultimate home defense weapon! |
I've had nightmares of people with such power |
depends, is it platinum cure silicone? Anything less may as well be tissue paper |
Instant click |
I just saw that |
here before YouTube fucks you like a fleshlight |
Day 168 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter., Hi reddit, Good luck brave soldier. Dont get lost in the trench that is the comment section., Legatus The God himself., I support our comrade in his fight for the forces of good to prevail., Legatus your still going. Best luck soldie... |
Very strong |
P U S S Y |
This is what i needed in my life |
Charlie is the next Shaggy. |
Wow is all I can say to this |
i love how charlie just has all this bullshit lying around |
we need a 3d version of that fleshlight coming at the camera |
If the gravity of said alien planet was 2x stronger it would be two times stronger than a human vagina |
Never thought I’d see charlie trying fight someone with a flesh light. |
Looks like it works good enough to help fend off against a rabid hamster |
Talking about original content |
your fleshlight accuracy is incredible |
Good to see you're using the toy I sold you. |
Vigina? You mean-<br><b>flesh pocket</b> |
This is why I subbed |
Anyone else wanna fuck it |
And this is why I cannot watch youtube in public anymore |
A haircut is still needed |
there meme potential in this video |
Anyone else think his salt and pepper shakers are really cute? |
Thissss guy fuks |
(Takes one look at the title) Yeah, it's gonna be a good day. |
Ok |
"MOM!? CAN I GET AN ALIEN VAGINA FLESHLIGHT!?" |
@<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=2m10s">2:10</a> why is this homeless man attacking me with a fleshlight |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=1m57s">1:57</a> how the fighters look on the character selection screen, Charlie stats:<br>Height: 5’6”<br>Weight: Consists mostly of water weight (moistness) and tattoos<br>Weapon of choice: Alien Fleshlight<br>Advantages: Has reach<br>Disadvantages: Weapon is... |
This video saved my life! A ruthless vegan chip tried to shank me while watching this video but luckily i had my flesh light on me to vaporize it! |
Nut |
What does Charlie’s girlfriend think about him (Charlie not his girlfriend) owning a; and I quote- <b>EHEM</b> “Alien Vagina”? |
Did nyone else think their device was messed up when the video kept pausing? |
Thanks for filling my subbox with enlightening videos, Holy fucking shit this is the best video ever |
Viewer poll: what is the best fleshlight?, @flameshana9 Yeah lmao!😂 My only hobbies are gaming (not Fortnite) and crying (idk how that can be useful but nvm)., @Viktor Ilinkolov It's a good day when a strange hobby of yours suddenly becomes useful., @flameshana9 I'm scared of people like you....... But impress... |
Why is there no link in the description to buy one? |
Female alien warrior battles must be very arousing. |
Someone puts their penis inside this |
The real secret jutsu is to use it and sling cum on people like that or use it as a endless yogurt cup |
... I'm so glad my notifications don't fully appear on my lock screen..., Garfield Logan 🤣🤣, Yadira Guevara I’m glad mine do. |
That feeling when Charlie looks like 2012 smosh |
Here we go baby! |
Will this be one of the BILLIONS of weapons in borderlands 3?, Absolutely genius, Miraak Dova <br>Not only A-would the diseases run and hide from glorious Stalin <br>But B-She is easily the least repulsive creature on Pandora, Yes you get in the same quest you learn all the magic tricks from the gearbox ceo, Chicken As... |
I wonder how long it'll take for this to get removed like the other fleshlight video. |
Some say it was fleshlight the Enola Gay was carrying., TheTyphoon365 same nigga, @Who made this and why? I'm subbed to Charlie, wbu, TheTyphoon365 why are u here?, What does this have to do with dropping a nuke |
CHARLIE ISNT WEARING WHITE T SHIRT AND BLACK SHORTS THIS IS A CONSPIRACY NOTIFY SOROS WE HAVE A BREECH OF CONTRACT!!! |
No wonder doctors fear the apple |
I've never put my dick in an alien vagina either, but I have put my dick in my hand before viewing the stream at <a href="http://twitch.tv/moistcr1tickal">twitch.tv/moistcr1tickal</a> |
Guaranteed, if you swing one of these and get someone right in the face, it would leave some heavy bruising. |
I too have an alien Vagina lying around my house |
Is this inspector gadgets new gadget |
With any other youtuber this would be an April Fool's Joke., Yeah lmao |
<b>These titles get better and better</b> |
more of this zionist shill garbage. you are a bad person penguin zo. |
What the fuck? |
The Bruce Lee of Fleshlights |
"Video unavailable" |
Now this is the type of content I’m subscribed for., @Ur Mom yes please, Jack Miller why so mad lmao, Lol I see this guy in a lot of vids aswell he has to much time on his hands, @Jack Miller you want some bread and peanut butter for all that jelly?, Why do i see your comments everywhere |
Don’t watch at 3am because I now have an alien vagina haunting me |
Stronger than your will to get a haircut |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m07s">0:07</a> or should I say the left hands ;))) |
Just...why do I laugh at this stuff?!?!? |
Maces or anything don’t have shit on this weapon |
Note to self: Next time a chip breaks into my home I gotta grab the fleshlight |
That's some Zorro technique right there. |
now this is modern warfare |
Now I know how to properly defend myself from home invasions. Thank you! |
Beat the meat with it and cook yourself a nice steak., why arent you on the podcast, @bijad been a while hasn't it? My old channel was deleted so i rebranded, jmak the legend, <b>Beats meat</b><br>Rip meat, Wtf happened to your channel?<br>Where are all the npc vids? |
Pretty strong I would say |
Am I really watching a man use a silicone cooch as a self-defense weapon?, His video titles make for interesting notification messages, Nooo clue... But I’m glad he thinks the way he does, Yep. How in the hell does he come up with ideas like this? |
Nothing beats alien its like you had sex with a cloud and you are riding on a unicorn naked swimming with dolphins |
This man and his flashlight vids |
This is the kind of quality content I subscribed for |
Can't pass up that title |
I love demonetized videos |
Just squeeze the thing too, to blind them with the white. |
This is so fucked up to watch😂 |
If I ever get kidnapped I’ll just whip out my flesh light I always have in my back pocket |
Slave weapon, Whip |
Answer: stronger than the human spirit. |
God is EVIL, he is the biggest murderer in human hystory. < see my videos > |
Haha yes <b>hot</b> |
A NEW SHIRT |
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