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I’ve always imagined a flesh light to be hard and firm....not gelatinous and flubbery |
Somebody's probably going to NUT to this |
I don’t know about you guys but an alien vagina certainly isn’t any more powerful than mine. |
Cr1tikal has transcended dubbing infomercials... to producing them magnificently. Please, sell me more. |
I love how Tianna just goes with it. |
Master of the Alien Vag > Master of the Blade |
<i>-</i>-<i>-</i>-<i>-</i>-<i>-</i>-<i>-</i>-<i>-</i>-<i>-</i>-<i>-</i>-_<br>Hey Charlie thanks for saving my ass last night when some phantoms tried to whirlytwirl me and some Bros and freak us out by pretending to be a half baked translucent Slender. They had my buddies in chairs spinning in a gravity well in my livi... |
could you even imagine being in a street fight and a dude pulls out a fleshlite |
where can i find this vagina? |
Confirmed Charlie is a paladin |
Is that bad dragon? |
"This is an alien flesh light I haven't put my dick in it." Not yet |
Heavy:I feel no man.But that thing...It scares me.<br><br><b>Flesh Light</b> |
There is a Fleshlight on my dick as we speak, god help the brittle bones of the soul who tries to break in right now. |
Could you imagine being a robber and someone just hops out of the shadows beating you within an inch of your life with a Fleshlight |
My boy Critical asking all the right questions |
How does this man have a gf and I do not |
... why can i smell rubber when he swings it at the camera?, I only smell crusty chad seamen and maybe a little chlamydia, It turns out the moral of the story was the Fleshlights we fucked along the way...., I smell a musty old smell dude the heck, Brain tumor, Welcome to Smell-o-Vision |
Yeah tell us, how strong is it? |
Haircut |
the funny part that i have some of these fleshlighs xD virgin power |
I clicked because I'm simply a creature of curiosity |
What ever this is I want more |
Categorized as Gaming instead of Education why? |
Now I know where MK11 got it's mocap from. |
The only thing stronger than this is the bond I form with everyone on <a href="http://twitch.tv/MoistCr1tikal">Twitch.tv/MoistCr1tikal</a> |
I have that fleshlight |
That flesh light isn't super strong Charlie, you are super super strong. Look at those guns 😲 |
"I've never put my dick in it, believe it or not."<br><br>Oh yeah, me neither! 😉 |
You look like Rock Lee |
Introducing the new "Chip Whip" |
normal.... |
Tell me why the elephants weren't smashed ?!? |
dam this came outta nowhere |
another fine video |
You have to use your hamon in order to effectively use this weapon ., Hamon+fleshlight=HERMIT BLUE |
Wow I’m a chubby woman and I wonder will this protect me from potato chips |
.... can i have that alien pussy plz? |
In b4 taken down |
The secret move at the end of the video can be super effective if you aim at the burglar’s balls |
what an educative masterpiece |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m10s">0:10</a> <b>Takes out Jigsaw puzzle</b> |
nice shorts |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=1m58s">1:58</a> Even though they knew Charlie was a professional, the cameraman couldn't help but flinch because the sheer intimidation of that technique. |
With this deadly Pussi and that tiny sword, you sure are becoming very adept with various types of weaponry. Soon, you will be able to stand shoulder to inverted nipples with the likes of John Wick at the rate you are going. God Speed Charlie, and may no man think he can get away with wronging you. |
You just made my day |
When you forget to make a video. |
They are basically wiggly maces |
but is it strong enough to finish LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga 100% ??, @V a l k i did indeed |
Spear or a pike? |
Dont be a pussy Charlie, link the fleshlight so we can ALL enjoy it |
1979: We'll have flying cars and a cure for cancer in the future<br>2019: Man smashes food with Fleshlight, @9kay 2059: pp sucking phones are a thing now, @9kay lol instead of cure, it just intensfied by tenfold, What a time to be alive am I rite!, Alien vagina*, Also 2019: We'll have flying cars and a cure for... |
This is the greatest fleshlight of all time |
You need a blunt damage weapon to have prisoners to capture :^) |
What a unique experience this video is |
I wanted to go to sleep, but never clicked a video fast |
Definetelly a fearsome weapon, even more so after it had been used |
Short answer: Now as strong as "Dragon Dildos" |
Category : GAMING |
Liara wants her vaginer back |
This is the only channel where I can find videos like these |
if there was another youtube rewind i hope this vid gets in lol |
I’m a 14 year old boy n I rlly enjoy watching your videos, sometimes Idk how u keep a straight face when saying some of the funny things u say, I rlly like ur sense of humour and I rlly enjoy ur stories so can u make more of them please, I rlly like to listen to them in the background when I’m playing rocket league or ... |
No twitch plug hmmmm? |
hahah, seeing you stand makes you, look like the size of a child. |
Real talk, what brand are those chips? |
Glad i get to see this before it gets taken down |
very informative... thank you. |
You hit that first one way to well. How much practice did you have |
put it in the exhaust pipe of your car, they make a pretty fantastic noise, trouble is getting it out |
Are you sure you haven’t used that flashlight? Those arms are looking pretty buff. 🤔🤔🤔 |
Imagine how powerful you could become if you secured the blade of Sekiro into E.T.'s blue love-tunnel. no chip would DARE attack you |
Holy shit you are obsessed with sexual words.. |
thanks for the tip |
Never put it in<br><br>Press X to doubt |
No one: How strong is it?<br>You: S T R O N K |
I will never get used to hearing the voice of god from a body of a little twink...., ctulhuone this comment can’t stop making me laugh, i dont know how to feel about this comment |
Charlie: "Hey Tiana, I have an idea for a video. Can I buy an alien vagina fleshlight?"<br><br>Tiana:"... I thought you'd never ask." |
Can I get a link to this Fleshlight? |
Critikal looks like the pre evolve form of Keanu Reeves, Oh mygod I caNT BREATHE—, I'd enjoy watching a Matrix remake with Critical as Neo. : o |
day 25 of asking charles to shave his pubes. |
I mean.. We kinda expected it to annihilate anything that comes in it's path |
flesh pusseh |
I A M T H E F U C K I N G S T R O N G<br><b>chew</b> |
That first chip smash was so perfect |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=1m55s">1:55</a><br><b><i>GET OVER HERE</i></b> |
Fleshlight has discontinued the alien fleshlight,can I buy yours? |
Literally no one:<br><br><br>Charlie: <b>how strong is an alien vagina</b> |
i'm calling it, charlie snapped |
Chips have been burglarizing me for a long time now I can finally defend myslef |
Charlie slapping 'em with the might of ZEUS! |
So...are you going to use it now? |
A clip of the initial chip crushing followed by the wheezing laugh deserves its own youtubehaiku clip |
Thanks Cr1tikal... |
how strong is a bad dragon dildo? |
Very educational |
how is this monetized? youtube is so broken lol. Keep up the great content. |
Personally, I prefer the trusty ol’ dog dildo for self defense. The knot makes a really nice heavy flail |
Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne |
<b>Insert Unfunny Amy Schumer Joke</b> |
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