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can’t wait until they add the Alien Fleshlight to Super Smash Bros Ultimate as an item. |
Chip:<br><br>Charlie: I’m about to end this whole chip’s career |
Charlie please cut your hair |
Thank you Charlie, now whenever I walk the dark streets I can rely on my trusty fleshlight that's kept safe in my back pocket for certain situations, which now can be used to an even more certainty, very cool. |
Death by snu snu |
I wanna buy a alien fleshlight |
Solid title. Solid thumbnail. |
First glance at Borderlands 3 DLC |
Tiracycloptitis vagina? |
yep, that's getting age restricted. |
Thank you Charlie-sensei for this forbidden knowledge |
Weapon to surpass Russian defence system |
Good lord this is weird as shit<br>Critikal is just an absolute memlord and i can't handle it |
Not a white shirt? |
What a nice house |
Fleshlight confirmed as next weapon class in MHW. |
watch the elephants Charlie<br><br>sheesh |
now that's what this is all about.... |
I think this is the time to ask ourselves, what the fuck are we doing with our lives lol |
Please do more of these weapon tests |
“Go Go Gadget Extendo Dagger”, Super glue a dagger in there. |
Thats a Crisp not a Chip |
The apple may not appear physically damaged but let me confirm, it was absolutely traumatized. It’s been going to its local therapist none stop since the recording of this video and has shown little improvement in its condition. Truly sad |
I love this |
Here before it gets Age Restricted |
What the fuk?I love it |
The Charlie lore is getting deeper. He now has the classic anime super weapon that only the main character has |
charlie i want you to actually put a knife in that and try to hit an apple with it |
use this against any would be sexual deviants by lassoing thier cock clean off |
that first hit was a critical |
so... you sold it to me... where is the amazon ref link then? |
Mah boi Moist is buffed! |
This is as original as a dsp video |
I doubt his half-brother, Dorito-san, would stand a chance |
You could fling jizz in someones eye. |
what is your problem with apples man? |
A weapon to surpass metal gear? |
I LOVE THE RANDOMNESS OF YOUR VIDEOS!!! |
You cold also use a flesh light as a wedding ring |
Thanks, now I can explain that Alien Vagina Fleshlight I bring everywhere |
Can I get one for free? |
Now that's a quality content I subscribed for! |
This can defeat thanos |
shit had me dying great work |
the first hit. i'm dying. |
It did. Not even mortal kombat finish the apple |
Charlie shops at Bad Dragon confirmed, it's not from Bad Dragon. it's one of those that come in a plastic case, you can see by the reinforcements and the cutout near the entry. |
The new smash bros game looks great. |
"I've never put my dick in this" cmon Charlie we now better than that. |
my mom has this |
How the hell were your able to keep a straight face while doing that!?! |
And this is why Area 52 is kept a secret from us., Meepster CnQr Area 51 is just a decoy. A ploy to distract us from area 52, Jojo Bizzare and 51 |
the ultimate <a href="http://weapon.it/">weapon.it</a> even surpasses the almighty +4 card |
New John Wick looks amazing |
No I don't believe you |
Just imagining this man dual wielding alien vaginas like nunchakus |
Area 51 open up!! |
Why are we banning nuclear weaponry when there exists an on-par equivalent such as a fleshlight on the shelves? |
Alien pussy has many uses it seems |
So it will literally beat your dick, but is it compatible with software upgrades? |
Cant find the Amazon affiliate link |
Someone help me |
I was eating a slim jim while watching this video and the combination made me queasy. |
Half of ur viewers think of hot |
What video is this? |
alienfleshlightjutsu |
<i>SPOILERS FOR NEBULA IN INFINTY WAR</i> |
It almost swallowed the apple |
Fr tho getting cock slapped from across the room by an alien vagina in the face would fucking hurt |
Charlie - Has pocket pussy: <b>has not fucked it</b><br>Also Charlie - Has bag of chips: <b>rape charges</b> |
Yo crit can you send me that fleshlight? |
April fools was yesterday bro. JK still quality content ya feel me? |
Where do i get such a weapon? |
My dumbass puts mine on my dick |
<b><i>Quality content</i></b> |
this is the quality content i subscribed for |
nice video |
Why? |
Litteraly nobody<br>Critical : how strong alien pussy is |
Sauce for website |
I wanna be that one lucky burglar who gets thwapped by Charlie and his immortal alien pussy |
Seeing it slap the table in slow motion for the first time was too funny. Great vids man. |
why are you holding your left arm up like you have a shield lmao |
what an amazing channel |
Flesh lights need to be regulated change my mjnd |
Imagine watching this with no context on who Crikical is |
Imagine his accounting doing his taxes.<br><br>"Um, Mr.Critical you have an 'Alien Vagina fleshlight sextoy' listed as a business expense"<br><br>"Yes, i used in for a video"<br><br>"You used it fo-"<br><br>"Do you really want to know were this rabbit hole goes"<br><br>&q... |
Hi everyone starting a YouTube channel pls follow :) |
For more Alien Vagina annihilation be sure to check out <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal">https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal</a> |
I read "Alien Vagina" and immediately thought of Celeste Luvendass |
Soul globber Jack Skellingtons move from that ps2 game. |
I cant with these videos fucking hilarious 😂😂 |
From just the sheer strength, I'm surprised you didn't shatter the earth. |
Thought my video froze for the first minute and half |
if you have no more use for that thing can i have it buddy? |
/smack/<br><b>wheeze</b> |
you know what makes me even more moist than watching charlie playing with a fleshlight? following <a href="http://twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal">twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal</a> to see charlie play with some extra soggy video games hurray! |
I'm gonna use this during bar fights |
This is his peak nothing will be better than this video |
He should try smashing an apple with a Bad Dragon fleshlight, they are hefty and heavy as fuck(for a fleshlight) |
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