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God just from the title I can tell this is going to be bad
Bro I had a pair of these and loved them as a kid
I live in vegas<br><br><br>I saw this man, Did you point and laugh?
LMFAO My name is Ryan &amp; this is actually so me as I am a enlightened moist one that is often too good
h3 gang wya
Low-key grinding down bigass hand rails looks fun and baddas
Sonic adventure 2 irl
H3H3
Soaps: <b>appears in my youtube feed</b><br><br>Me: &quot;Ah shit, here we go again.&quot;
Can I get a R.I.P Ryan took my girlfriend
I thought this was going to be a lot more sexual.
The editor for that video was the fourth of his name!
I know a soap too, dropping it.
God I got so wet. Soaping is hot as shit
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=1m24s">1:24</a> -
I watched this a while ago.. left a mean comment saying &quot; and I thought rollerblading was gay&quot;
Lmao bro check out H3H3s stuff on him. Dudes cool lol
Discount Steve O.
After looking up the video on YouTube I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s satire. The description on the video says you can buy it on digital or VHS. If it is satire,well done,sir.
When you played too much sunset overdrive
Soooooo Charlie when you going to become a pro soaper?
h3h3 tier
Endgame spoiler<br><br><br><br><br>Ryan soaps on the Avengers
Why not both
I am a soaper
Actually looks kinda fun not gonna lie
<b>WHERE’S THE SOAP?!?!?!?!?</b>
1 RYAN WENT TO THE UK 2 RYAN GOT KICKED OUT OF THE UK 3 RYAN CAN NEVER GO BACK TO UK (E🅱IC)
He even has kiss marks on his neck. It works guys!
cool documentary on autism
Hah, loser! You think you can skate?! Well can you soap! I didn’t think so dweeb!
Bro your hella late as always.
SOAPs were peak 90s
You sent your entire twitch chat to a stream that was offline. xD
Soapings a good job mate
You know when you get some soap in your urethra. That’s how felt watching this video, You just gave met ptsd flashbacks. Thanks.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=3m49s">3:49</a> &quot;Soap make Bubbles, bitch!&quot;
H3H3 reacted to this guy years ago and I&#39;ve been enamored ever since
this guys the definition of <b>American</b>
RYAN MOVED TO THE U.K.<br>RYAN GOT KICKED OUT OF THE U.K.<br>RYAN IS NEVER ALLOWED BACK IN THE U.K.<br><br>Did he grind the Queen ??, Judging by the news recently, i think he did... yeah., He went through a violent divorce, ElFreakinCid what a lad, No, see, what the video leaves out is that he was arrested on seven cri...
Soap shoes are literally in Sonic Adventure 2, they endorsed the fuck out of it and had billboards in game advertising that shit - holy fucking shit I literally watch that dude btw hes not ironic at all
Can&#39;t hate on a guy who&#39;s doing what he loves if he ain&#39;t hurting anybody
At <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=6m33s">6:33</a> I thought he pulled out a gun for a moment
Not related but any1 here feals like Neo truing to avoid endgame spoilers?Attenton dont read reply to this prob gona be full of spoilers
What ACTUALLY turns women on.
&quot;I just wanna soap, I just wanna smoke bud and bang my chick&quot;<br><br><br><br>Me to brother, minus that soap shit, that&#39;s shit weird.
Soaping is rad, makes me wanna smoke some dank and listen to Green Day younomesayin
I was a soaper in prison
What a fucking legend. How many 30yo do you know can do that shit though. Cool dude.
Wtf, my name is Ryan
Critikal makes a reaction video
360° with my big cock.....gets the girls wet!!!!
You know, it isn’t a bad idea for parkourist who want expand thier trick set, but I’m pretty sure this Ryan guy can’t even do a hand stand let alone a backflip.
He got banned from the uk for having sex with a minor that was only 14 when he was in his late 20s, monkeyman123321 would you like being his eskimo bro?, but was she hot?, He managed to have sex!?!?!?!
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=5m49s">5:49</a><br>I made the same noise :&#39;y
What kind of name is soap?
DUDE! I love Soaping! I own like 12 pairs, no joke! Soap Life or No Life!, Got this makes me regret not making my Soap Shoes Montage.
You forgot <a href="http://twitch.tv/">twitch.tv</a> on the desc.
And people thought Gamers were the most oppressed race
Does anyone else wanna completely unironically get a pair of these? I saw these shoes in sonic adventure 2 and didn&#39;t know they were real. Now that I do... fuck man I legit want a pair.
I want to soap but I don&#39;t want to break my limbs
Why do you sound like the older kid that tries to make a deep voice the one that says&quot;Uh focus focus fooooocus focus foocuss is it gonna focus foocuss focus&quot;
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=2m11s">2:11</a> dead
Why does he keep running after he&#39;s done? Like dude just stop
I want heelys.
YOLO<br>Y-You<br>O-Only<br>L-Soap<br>O-Once<br><br><br><br><br>and then you quit from embarrassment, You Only Loap Once
Yea I SOAP<br>S- smoke<br>O- bang my chick<br>A- soap<br>P- bang my chick
Transient is 3 syllables dick nuts
Seems kind of lame making fun of an obvious joke
Sonic in Sonic Adventure 2 is the best Soaper.
Humans are neat
I’ve seen this before, legitimately beautiful masterpiece
thanks for making my mom smile
I’ll admit for a chubby 35 year old who wears baggy clothes he’s way more athletic than I thought he would be.
Coming from someone who skateboards I feel where he&#39;s coming from about his obscure passion but holy shit this guy is crindgy as FUCK I couldn&#39;t even sit through the original video like goddamn not tryna be a dick but fuck man idc what you do or how you do it but please for the love of God don&#39;t be such a t...
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=3m00s">3:00</a> flexin&#39; on 9 year olds lmfao
This was so great when it was live
you either soap or you aint dope
He has beats dog
This guy is a master of satire
No one&#39;s going to admit that this is the coolest way to get down a flight of stairs with railing
This video is perfect 👌 the complete irrelavent story of why this 30 yr old looking man with a dad gut and with ironic tattoos slides on a rail with usless shoes as useful as moon shoes gotta love it, autismo supreme666 I came to the bottom of the page just to see who the true legend was
Wow I just showed this to a friend that&#39;s so funny
It took me a while to process how that video made me feel. Once I sifted through the cringe, sadness and confusion, all that remained was an infinitely dense core of molten rage.<br><br>...I want to Kaiser Soze everybody involved in the making of that video.
Lol this guys old news
If that rap scene wasn&#39;t proof that pussy rains on him then I don&#39;t know what does
Fitting, I&#39;ve been playing Sonic forces all day, and that is one of the unlockables. Wow.
Pro soaper is someone who is in a first-name basis at the soapland because they blow their paycheck there
Look at the back right “How I ‘Peacock”
He also slides on yall mama
I tried soaping the edge of the tub right after a shower and woke up in the emergency room. The nurse asked if I knew what happened. I said yeah “SOAP HAPPENED”
Satire
I&#39;m gonna combine heelys and soaps to create the ultimate extreme shoe!, heelys and soaps were made until 2013 the company stopped making them because of lawsuit risk when there was stickers on the shoes themselves, i will take your shoe, and modify it to have a multi tool in it so that after you finish heely grind...
soap
Gonna be honest, that&#39;s a dope hickey tattoo on his neck.
Everyone when wheelies first came out.
Man. I thought soaping died when I was in Highschool...in 2004
Challenge: Count all of Ryan&#39;s hickeys.
Someones<br>Old<br>Ass<br>Penis
why is this cinematically the exact same as harmony korine&#39;s gummo