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Holy shit! I completely blocked these out of my memory.
THIS IS WHAT MY DATING GAME HAS BEEN MISSING!
The Soapening - 2004 (colorized)
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%23makemesuffer">#makemesuffer</a>
Obese manchild soaping ASMR
Didn&#39;t h3 cover this years ago?
This actually looks fun as fuck ngl
Not gonna lie, this was pretty wholesome. Happy for you Ryan
This feels like a relic from the early 2000s.<br><br>All it&#39;s missing is the guy having a pacifier in mouth with City Escape blaring in the background, All hail Megatron!
Don&#39;t be a dope, stay off soap.
Lol
who remembers that guy from h3?
I thought the dude was going to strap soap to the bottom of his feet. I&#39;m not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed that didn&#39;t happen.
I’m more curious on how I “peacock” in the corner.
This truly is why I stay subscribed. Youre a comedy legend.
Ye all know soaping is gonna be the next big thing cos of this video right here
Bro don&#39;t hate just because he&#39;s at Whole Foods all day picking up cuties.
he says he got all the girls yet isn&#39;t even married lawl what a loser, Getting married is the losing move
There&#39;s no soap involved in this, is there. Not even for lubing the shoes? <b>Imagine the speed you could achieve</b>
you can&#39;t drop the soap if it&#39;s on your shoe<br><b>taps forehead</b>
My knees hurt
did he just spoil thanos getting soaped on in endgame.
I went to the skate parks and the kids asked,<br>WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE?!?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%23SoaperRiseUp">#SoaperRiseUp</a>
Sad this doesn’t involve actual soap.
Uses soap as lube
has anyone realised that the description is almost the same everytime lol.
<b>R O L L I N G A R O U N D A T T H E S P E E D O F S O U N D</b>, Omg I saw u on another soaping video lmaooo, <b>GOTPLACESTOSOAPGOTTAFOLLOWMYRAINBOW</b>
2019 guy should have been there intro music
Charlie can&#39;t soap anything but his patheticly tiny weiner
Mix soaping with freerunning then you’ve made it
Do you need man boobs for soaping or is that a fashion thing?
Got recommended a Sonic Adventure 2 video after this. Hell yeah, thanks Ryan!
Why are you literally everything I want in a youtuber
thats 35 ?!?! thought he was easily 45 . holy shit .
This was beatiful
H3 says we like ryan
This is the most I&#39;ve laughed watching a Youtube video in months. Thank you John Wick looking dude, @NewFacesV2 he was one of a kind, @Jigz You are a lucky dude... I wish I could have met him, @NewFacesV2 I miss Mac so much man, I met him a couple years back., @Jigz my favourite of all time, Faces &lt;3, such an am...
You need to get this guy on the podcast
If only they made shoes or wood with wheels on them that you could use to grind rails and people would be impressed by your balance and control of these items instead of laughing.
Hahahaha omg 2019 is on spotify
So he joined the Navy and the second he got out he became a loser again? WTF!, Did you not read the part where he became a millionaire, TacoTacoTacoTaco yeah, not every one in the armed forces are murders, hell, even some people don’t get to see combat ever., @TacoTacoTacoTaco I don&#39;t know man. I was only in the N...
His beer gut gives him perfect 50/50 weight distribution<br><br>The work this man must have put in for perfection is beyond me., Also Meth was gonna kill him, Yep, low center of gravity mang
My mom once told me &quot;Don&#39;t date a Soaper, they will only leave you for a guy.&quot;. Wisest words ever spoken.
I honestly only know these things exist cause of Sonic Adventure 2
i soap my uncle
SOAP OR GET AIDS
this man is having an existential midlife crisis.
Bro I had these in 7th grade it was dope lol
And I just found a man that&#39;s more pathetic than me and that one guy who got angry with me because I wouldn&#39;t let him on the school computer so he can look up how to talk to girls
So if he quits soaping, does that mean he&#39;s dropped the soap?
Tbh if you mixed that with skateboarding or conventional parkour you’d have some cool shit on your hands. Hell I honestly think if you had them bitches at school and you just slid down the front steps that would be kinda rad
Redbull needs to pick this guy up😄<br><br><br>ryan doesn&#39;t soap..... <br><br><br><br><br>soap does ryan😂
Bro H3H3 already beat you to this guy
RYAN<br>GOT<br>FAT
Ryan Juanzemis is not ironic. He has a YouTube channel!, And still uploads.
Moon Bouncing with moon shoes &gt; Soaping
OH FUCK YEAH I WATCHED SO MUCH OF THIS SHIT LIKE 4 MONTHS AGO
S O A P
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=1m13s">1:13</a><br>Are we just ignore the fact that this dude had a water bed? What a Turbo Alpha Chad, he&#39;s the absolute pinnacle of manliness., Tavros Nitram Fair enough, @queen frost You call it &quot;flopping sadly on the ground with wiggly legs&quot;, ...
When he goes to prizion i bet thats what he sais, Fuck soap raw dawg it
soapers will be the end of us all
its soap or nothing
Aesthetic
I aint ever seen anyone soap at that park lmao
Soap shoes, cleaning the world one slide at a time
I’m pretty sure he’s ironic now, he was in an H3 video.
These streams are great, such good laughs
Yum
I&#39;ve been subbed to Ryan J for a while. He is a time capsule. Completely un-ironic.
Long H3H3 fans already know of Ryan and his soaping ways, @Salvador Vasquez You guys are alright., Yeah, I was looking for someone to mention it. Finally found you., Exactly, Ryan Jezemous is a living meme., Back when H3H3 wasn&#39;t some ironic bigot., what about short fans?
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IVE NEVER LAUGED SO HARD I CAN BARELY TYPE THIS COMMENT
Dunno why Charlie is trying to make fun of thay dude&#39;s Yolo tattoo when his arm tat is just as bad. He got some shit all white dudes get
yo why are your earbuds plugged into the ceiling?
The child staring him out like wtf is he doing was the best part. Cringe!
that video was a ride
Not gonna lie, I had some soaps in like 2000.... Maybe I should&#39;ve lied a little...
I still don&#39;t understand what the feck soaping is
Ah, so it’s like aggressive skating
It&#39;s clearly satiracle
It’s an interesting concept but this guy is something else.
I feel bad for the guy to be honest. He’s just trying to live his life how he wants to and enjoy it all., Its okay he embraces the meme, check him on h3s video
&quot;i&#39;ll be okay&quot; He has never been okay.
Soap is love; Soap is life.
hey Charlie sorry I&#39;m late
I needed this more than I could of possibly imagined
Wow what a quality content, only found at <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal">https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal</a>
Hooray....another dumb trend that i have to roll my eyes at😞 i hate these dum dums and these dumb trends 🖕😞🖕
This is the only video of yours I can&#39;t relate with. This guys just going out there and doing what he loves and trying to make a living out of it. I wish people had the same passion about life as Ryan does.
foop foop, <br><br><br><br><br><br>im a soup
Is this a Sonic reference
You know what’s better then soaping<br><br>Subscribing to Moist Critkal at <a href="http://twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal">twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal</a>
im a professional sOaPeR
<b>RYAN KILLED GOD</b>
This is my younger brother in 10-15 years
My mom uses the soap on the string as a flail to beat me with.
Soap would be cool if it was mixed with parkour, Yeah i had that thought too. At least with something like skateboarding, you are consistently doing cool shit or at least moving. This is a bunch of work and injuries for literally like 5 seconds or less of sliding down a rail then just walking away. The time spent to co...
It&#39;s the climb, Miley Cyrus...