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Yeah man SOAP the GREATEST THING human ever discover
Just resently saw this gem again and im so happy that u did a video on it
What an absolute chad
Poor guy. He is not harming anyone :(
This was my favorite stream I&#39;ve ever been a part of.
Imagine you’re going out with your girl and you see this guy soaping on the stair rail, and her panties visibly get wet.<br><br>Wyd?
<b>Cr1tikal</b><br><b>The type of guy to look up and down before crossing the road</b>
Fuck sakes, I&#39;m 32 now and if I got to that point at 35 I would off myself.<br><br>I&#39;m a professional fidget spinner, it&#39;s really coming back!
Both. Take it or leave it
Did anyone one read the ramblings of a madman at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=1m25s">1:25</a>, if not I recommend you do
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=0m39s">0:39</a> <b>YOLO</b> lmao
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=1m53s">1:53</a><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=2m05s">2:05</a>-<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=2m13s">2:13</a> LMAOOO<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=2m14s">2:14</a> I THINK...
Soap shoes looked cooler in the Sonic games
LOL this guy is a legend, you just found him?
A thirty-five year old man likes to slide in his shoes.
why I gave the pope soap
Please moist meter MY FRIEND DAHMER
Tony Hawks Pro Soaper
Sonic Adventure 2 was sponsored by soap, which is why there are SOAP bilboards in the game, and Sonic grinds rails.
THIS is what the internet was made for!! This shoe guy is hilarious.
Please watch Ryan Jaunzemis &quot;How-To Cook The PERFECT SPAGHETTI For DATE NIGHT&quot; it is YouTube hidden gold
SoAp Or DeAtH
i know you dont read your video comments..some real alpha shit right there bud i must say....but i have a serious question i know you dont do youtube for the money and all so what do my likes on your videos go towards or do you even care about likes
The ending killed it.
Am I the only one who wants to know how he &#39;peacocks&#39;???
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=0m48s">0:48</a> forgot he existed
Funniest interview ever
Soaping separates the boys from the men.
What company wouldn&#39;t jump on the idea of a Ryan Juanzemis Pro Soaper video game!
<b>City Escape plays in the background</b>
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvk_jVas3Lg&amp;t=1m14s">1:14</a>, omg that waterbed
Me when I was 13: &quot;I CAN BE LIKE SONIC IN REAL LIFE????&quot; <br>After seeing what it actually looks like: &quot;...I&#39;ll pass.&quot;, @Tsukomasi Yeah I feel you, @Emanating Faucet I actually legit wanted to try it out at one point, but good luck getting a pair of SOAP shoes. There&#39;s a tutorial somewhere o...
Fucking hard late 90&#39;s vibe 🤘
He should feature in Tommy Wiseau&#39;s Big Shark
The editing lmao
To be fair if i saw someone slides down a long rail down stairs, i would be impressed
I can&#39;t tell if people know this is ironic and are in on the joke, or if people genuinely don&#39;t understand how satire works. I really can&#39;t tell., He actually does make videos about soaping and picking up girls though.
Hair helmet
<b>AUTOPLAY ON!</b><br><b>TRIGGERED!</b>
He&#39;s in Vegas?<br>Brb I need to find this God.
S-suck<br>O-on<br>A-ass<br>P-player
What is life but to soap hard.
Soap invented asmr.
Ryan kills Thanos in Avengers Endgame
Lmaooo that’s jaycee skatepark I go there to skate, it’s not my local but sometimes I’ll take the trip. I’m super weak 😂😂😂
Iron man dies in endgame and blackwidow
Ryan can revive dead memes?
Ryan has some delusions of grind-eur. This is the type of guy to wear Volcom shorts too big and Affliction. Downs a Monster then crushes the can with his forehead.
yeah i SOAP<br>S- Sit in my room all day<br>O- Overthink<br>A- Do meth<br>P- cry myself to sleep in the shower and wonder why I exist., @dr badboy o
This is everything the internet was made for, holy shit :&#39;)
soap or die? Well scrub me up and call me a soapy boy 👦 🧼, Ram Ranch
saop
I’m so confused
This is they guy every 15 year old skater kid wants to be., @General Oh Yeah Yeah how just how?, I found Shovel Chan, Either him or John Cena, thekamotodragon just how, @General Oh Yeah Yeah how what?
YOU LAUGH YOU SOAP<br>YOU SOAP YOU DOPE
Iron man dies
I live near that skate park LOL
Between this and H3H3 this guy is the posterboy of his sport, silly as it seems. Pretty cool
Too poor to buy a skateboard, began soaping. Got fired. Started again. Became famous
Wheelies vs. soaps
I love people who are stuck in the late 90s/early 2000s. So much nostalgia for an era I was barely old enough to remember., I did it all for the nookie, Ah yes nu metal
Spongebob drowns in endgame
SONIC is a chad, bruh
Ask Sonic
Reeeeee
Holy fuck, I literally commented about soaping in ur breakdance vid right before u posted this shit, thought u were the type of kid to soap when u were 14 to impress girls.
Now this is something that needs a comeback
This was a quality stream last night
Yo i want to be the ultimate soaper- Sonic, did somebody say super sonico
<b>AT LEAST HE USES SOAP CHARLIE</b>
dont make fun of my boye
The fucking part where he (a grown ass 40 y/o man) slid on the thing at walmart was the best shit.
Hoi
Did anyone see the kissing lips on his neck? I doubt this dude has ever gotten some Coochie, so this man got a tattoo of that on his neck. Genius turbo virgin at his finest., He pumps your girl the moment you step outside, and I watch him..........
You should check put pro tag.
I... can’t accept that this is real. Holy shit. Hahahahaha.
Watch every ram ranch
What if I snap my neck tho?
Why not inline?? These are beta males.
This title reminds of my days in prison
That&#39;s gotta go from zero to coumpound ankle fracture real quick with his weight, age and torturous foot angles, Maybe for an amateur like you., @DontListen ToMe fuck, @Piotr Przytycki r/woooosh, @Nutmeg r/woooosh, @Oh Yeah Yeah W thats some Cartman shit he did right there
Ryan for the Berrics
I&#39;m so glad a mainstream youtuber rediscovered Ryan. This dude was a huge meme back in the day
This is what happens when you max out your confidence but put zero points into social awareness, @C C same but I I luckily put like 2 maybe 4 points on confidence 😭 also I found a way to rank up but it takes awhile, Or anything else, @C C ya lmao, @C C lol same, 25
I jack off with soap while listening to SOAD
There is no way that is good for his knees.
The only way I&#39;ll do this soaping jazz is if I could be naked the entire time, freely, in public.
I seen the stream and that soaper is a a disgrace to his family
Can confirm this was a thing in early 2000s
DO THE CHEESEBURGER GUY NOW!!!
Poped an omega nut to this one sunny jim
This stream was legendary
Convinced this man is J Roc fro TPB. I remember when H3H3 did a video on his rap “music” and pick up hotties at your local supermarket videos
Looks like his H3H3 fame ran out, and he&#39;s trying a Second comeback, He was on H3H3?!, he doesn&#39;t care, No he never stopped
Charlie is going to grow the top part of a burqa if he doesn’t manage his hair soon.
<b>S</b> ub to Cr1tikal<br><b>O</b> n Twitch<br><b>A</b> t<br><b>P</b> <a href="http://twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal">twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal</a>
Just do some <b>720s</b>
Come on Charlie. Please bring Soaps back. You only have the contacts and ability to bring this back.
This guy was definitely on meth during the production. What was with the fkn vegetable talk., He wants to keep his mind clear and focused while he&#39;s doing his Soaping business
Soap is my favorite Call of Duty character., Robo boi is best boi. Also the doggo whos name I forget.