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1 | *One* good fraternity doesn't mean they're *all* good. | AnalogDan | reddit.com | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-08 | 2011-08-29 23:42:03 | Summary of MY Greek life at school: * No one was raped * No one was killed * I'd do it again in a heart beat. Just like the real world - things are different everywhere. |
0 | You're talkin my English. | Lifeaftercollege | politics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-08 | 2011-08-30 07:52:31 | i can't agree with you more. (and damnit there is no way to say this without sounding arrogant but here goes.) my parents raised me on a good regiment of logic and rhetoric, mix in a bit of an older brother making me learn to do my best and some public schooling to add the sociability and street smarts, and you have (i... |
1 | God forbid. | bbiscuits | TwoXChromosomes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-08 | 2011-08-30 18:49:57 | Well that still makes sense. *They're* probably lib arts majors. |
1 | Yeah, because everyone from the South is stupid and ignorant! | superhyphy | WTF | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-08 | 2011-08-31 02:21:44 | Dear The South: You can secede this time; we won't stop you. |
1 | I'm sure that was his original intent but they just didn't have the technology to do a proper voice over at the time. | nooneelse | scifi | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-08 | 2011-08-31 05:03:08 | Lucas messes with the pivotal scene in Return of the Jedi where Vader redeems himself |
1 | Seems legit to me. | pollolucha | gaming | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-08 | 2011-08-31 14:17:40 | Defyance |
1 | Which is clearly a distinction young fans will be able to make. | oditogre | pics | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-08 | 2011-08-31 21:08:34 | Consensual "punishment" has absolutely nothing to do with domestic abuse. |
0 | The day I learned about the Shutdown Override key was one of the happiest days of my life. | el_muerte17 | gaming | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-08 | 2011-08-31 22:00:09 | Shutting down. |
0 | And people wonder why I *hate* using iTunes. | ericanderton | pics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-09 | 2010-09-23 23:37:43 | I'm just going to play this folder.. WHAT NO DON'T ADD TO LIBRARY!!! |
0 | Burglers? | bdpf | funny | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-01 | 2011-01-31 07:38:56 | What's up with people in Harlem keeping tigers in their apartments? It's happened twice in recent memory. |
0 | Now they'll have to waste money trying to find his killer, even though he didn't want the killer caught. | bdpf | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 2010-04-20 22:43:45 | Shot in the chest and dying, teen would not identify his murderer: "I know, but I ain't telling you s---." |
0 | Only if the musicians themselves submit the tracks. | octatone | WeAreTheMusicMakers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-12 | 2010-12-16 20:33:57 | Is the Christmas album going up? |
0 | What do you mean "max out"? | Bjartr | linux | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-07 | 2010-07-09 00:47:36 | It actually took me a while to switch. It is a whole different way of thinking. It may not be worth it. The transition was a pain in the ass. However, I am keep learning new ways of doing things and I see no end of that in sight. You really max out on features quickly after a while. |
0 | Yes - I have no sex drive, but I'm romantic, and love snuggles. | SarahC | IAmA | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-04 14:38:59 | How does being asexual not conflict with being polyamourous?Do you draw a line between romantic relationships and sex? |
0 | I hope he wins millions in a freedom of speech lawsuit. | Bobsutan | MensRights | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-13 07:47:54 | It's only because they don't have anything else to charge him on because what he did was not illegal. |
0 | Or as a women. | Bipolarruledout | science | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 2011-06-19 19:01:22 | ...said like a man w/ no sense of humor. |
0 | Eternal Moron. | jabb0 | pics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-03 | 2011-03-07 02:40:42 | Klan tombstone I found in a Hemphill, Texas cemetery |
0 | Hey 2008 how have you been? | jabb0 | pics | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-03 | 2011-03-26 23:08:44 | Here's a priceless snapshot |
0 | Low budget maybe, but serious talent and writing went into HG. | Ferrofluid | funny | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2009-09 | 2009-09-13 17:42:59 | Yeah, pretty much anything Holy Grail related is comedically dead. |
1 | Just imagine how the Palestinians feel when they wake up to this every day. | whatsonmymindgrapes | Israel | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-08 | 2011-08-01 02:36:38 | Crimes Against Humanity: Syrian army firing heavy machine guns randomly killing at least 121 civilians |
0 | Make a subreddit. | V2Blast | lego | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-12 | 2010-12-27 06:35:15 | Collectible LEGO Minifigure Trading I sent a message to Key95 about the possibility of setting up a way for us fellow Redditors to trade their extra Collectible Minifigures with each other! This post will just give us a chance to list which figures we're after and which ones we have extras of for trades. So post your w... |
0 | Even if Plax hadn't made that catch for the go-ahead TD, it was a hell of a game. | dakboy | NYGiants | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2010-08 | 2010-08-09 16:08:51 | What a great game! |
0 | The "Flashbang" - it is a clever name. | jecowa | guns | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-09 07:04:08 | Bra Holster |
0 | :D I'm proud to hear that you're reading my blog (or was it via anarchoblogs?) | dbzer0 | Anarchism | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-02 | 2011-02-01 17:13:22 | Hah, no. I stole it from you. :) |
0 | McDonalds called and like the idea of targeted green advertising.. | InactiveUser | environment | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-11 | 2010-11-24 17:24:11 | Giant inflatable zeppelins roaming around the sky, sucking in air and removing the carbon/pullution from it using electricity to force the air through ligthtweight filters.. they would have solar cell skins and be awesome. |
0 | when people are eating they are all like yum "this is good" "oh man i am so hungary" etc... just shut up and eat | blueboybob | AskReddit | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 2011-06-02 15:26:06 | What pisses you off, but really shouldn't? For me it's people calling themselves 'foodies'. Totally harmless, but really makes me want to cut them. |
0 | I think someone was raised by a single mother weren't they. | duglock | pics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-11 | 2010-11-21 15:11:55 | I don't get it, if people really like these foods why not just make them when you want instead if waiting fort the holiday? It's not like turkey and ham suddenly disappear once the holiday rolls along |
0 | Dark is only super effective against Psychic and Ghost. | TheEllimist | pokemon | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-08 | 2010-08-08 23:27:15 | Isnt Dark super effictive against Water? I find that one quite odd actually |
0 | there is no scandal. | radix2 | politics | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-06 | 2010-06-03 01:25:51 | Darrell Issa demands more documents on the Sestak scandal |
0 | So... just get a laptop then? | cammiesoul | apple | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-09 | 2010-09-24 06:10:29 | The iPad and the Rise of the Keyboard Case |
1 | then why'd the score change? | faffo | soccer | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-01 09:55:38 | Not a goal, Chav!! :) |
0 | Simpsons' comic book guy reference, for the downvoters. | greezyzoozoo | AskReddit | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2011-06 | 2011-06-18 04:56:40 | WORST EXAMPLE EVER! |
0 | To be fair, it's tough to be cuffed when you're being hit repeatedly. | Vitalstatistix | videos | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-10 | 2010-10-28 20:29:49 | It looks like the officer involved is the one trying to place the cuffs on. Looks completely permissible if it's resisting. At a certain point, the number of officers holding him down doesn't matter if you still can't get the cuffs on. The perp has to submit long enough for cuffs to be placed on. |
0 | Pepsi Throwback What are *you* drinking? | netglitch | AskReddit | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-02 | 2011-02-06 23:52:30 | Timezones... What are *you* drinking? |
0 | So your ideal is that everything is private property and people can only do what they have done in the past. | matts2 | Libertarian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-02 | 2011-02-08 06:00:52 | How have I avoided the question, I have provided a definitive answer. The homestead principle should be utilized to determine a judgment in such cases. |
0 | You must have not seen the memo | PacketScan | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-10 | 2010-10-05 01:04:54 | Why do police KEEP ON killing dogs? This is probably the 12th or so story I've seen about this in the past month. Why do it? Why is it necessary? Do they not realise the incredible trauma it inflicts? Do they not care, and if not, why not? What happened to "Protect and Serve"?. Argh. |
0 | Dose every one here know that The Donald has a net worth of **negative** eight hundred million dollars? | mvlazysusan | news | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-03 | 2011-03-29 16:23:46 | Donald Trump proposed a onetime net worth tax on individuals worth 10 million or more -- his proposed levy on such net worth would raise 5.7 trillion and wipe out the entire U.S. debt in one full swoop. |
0 | Or back in the days of CS, F10 seemed to be the go-to command for everything! | killswithspoon | pics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-27 04:30:04 | Dude press alt+f4 it gives you leet hax!!!..... I remember doing it out of curiosity when i was about 6.... I do not approve of this type of behavior. I hope you're all kind enough to warn the children of the interwebz before they're fooled. |
0 | Doesn't really sound like a wise idea to me, but... best of luck to you. | daychilde | AskReddit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-12 | 2009-12-01 05:39:31 | Does anyone have any experience with a ECA stack for cutting weight? Hey all, I'm considering some ECA (ephedrine, caffeine, aspirin) to help cut some weight. I go to the gym almost every day and one of the things im worried about is losing fat with the muscle. I don't need to lose much weight but I really want to be c... |
0 | The only qualification one needs to condemn Israel's actions is being a human being. | Azog | worldnews | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-02 | 2011-02-24 06:55:36 | Oh, so some of your best friends are Jews? How impressive. What qualification do you and your peers have for condemning Israel? Reading the Guardian? Attending a lecture? Also, the British are totally responsible for creating the whole Middle East mess, so fuck you and your peers. |
0 | Yes, it means that the war is over, the troops can come home, we don't need the jets and we can put more focus into domestic issues like health care and education. | Xlyfer | canada | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-02 04:13:45 | Does Osama Bin Laden's death affect the Canadian federal election? Reminder of terrorism and thus extra push for conservatives? Dominating news, distracting voters and a lower turnout? Absolutely in no way? |
0 | Yes. | Law_Student | starcraft | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-03 | 2011-03-09 00:32:30 | the 4gate IS a rush |
0 | Enjoy your overpriced gold coins from Goldine, Beckerhead. | Down-Syndrome-Danny- | politics | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2011-01 | 2011-01-16 02:22:52 | Sorry losers , Becks still on top, !!!! Here's laughin at ya !!! ha ha Net 5PM P2+ (000s) 25-54 (000s) 35-64 (000s) FNC GLENN BECK 2,110 518 933 CNN SITUATION ROOM 519 159 234 MSNBC HARDBALL. MATTHEWS 780 190 299 CNBC FAST MONEY 252 59 134 HLN SHOWBIZ TONIGHT 165 67 77 |
0 | * And replace it with your robe and wizard hat | AtomicDog1471 | funny | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-11 | 2010-11-08 13:53:05 | * Unpin this program from taskbar |
0 | To jar that loose? | hitlersshit | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-04 | 2011-04-17 21:51:52 | It looks like it took a lot of force to jar that loose. |
0 | mmm...dough. | naturelover47 | pics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-27 07:05:44 | Would you like some bread with that chili? |
0 | logic is a wonderful thing. | naturelover47 | pics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-11 | 2010-11-28 07:13:15 | Surely this is less fattening than having a separate dip, assuming you're gonna be drinking that shake anyway. |
0 | Would baleet person off friends list post haste. | borgqueen2373 | DoesAnybodyElse | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-02 | 2011-02-03 05:44:26 | DAE find it a complete turn-off to see "Jonas Brothers" under someone's Facebook info? They really are pretty horrible. |
0 | Mpr2BM4ngr+01 Mpr2BM4ngr+02 Mpr2BM4ngr+03 ... ..pretty much sums up my strategy | frogking | netsec | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-11 | 2010-11-21 09:44:14 | My Password Refers To Bill Murray For No Good Reason. Mpr2BM4ngr. |
0 | Hit the gym bro | philosarapter | relationships | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-01 | 2011-01-25 16:37:16 | Out of dating scene for a long time. Do first dates normally go this well? About three weeks ago my GF (26 years old, and I am 25) of 8 years and fiance of a month decided that we had lost our spark and she did not want to try to work things out. We moved to a new city 3 years ago, and I really don't have friends down ... |
0 | How easy would it be to write some names on some placards, set them on childrens' desks & claim they were all killed by israelis? | dirtymoney | worldnews | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-30 12:19:33 | what the fuck are you talking about, it seems pretty clear to me when seeing katyosha being hit on israel and when White Phosphorus is hit on Gaza. pft |
0 | I guess we were smart enough to know not it's not a good idea to tip off the Paki government when your target happens to be staying in one of their safehouses... | richmomz | worldpolitics | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-02 21:33:32 | There was a specific reason Pakistan was not "in on the plan". I think we'll see a more stained retationship between Pakistan and the US in the next few months. |
0 | Who is Invader Zim? | Azradesh | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-09 | 2010-09-04 22:08:01 | I'd always say my hero was Anne Robinson from The Weakest Link, or the Queen of Hearts. I got in trouble in middle school for saying my hero was Invader Zim. :| Maybe they should stop making us think of heroes, if they don't want us to make shit up... |
0 | still now. | fingers | funny | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-17 11:06:30 | and... now |
0 | They need do away instain seehors who kil there babby. | Aerik | reddit.com | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-09 | 2010-09-20 19:28:15 | How is babby squirted? How male seahorse get pragnant? |
0 | No | tau-lepton | AskReddit | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2010-05 | 2010-05-27 23:26:04 | Good question. I have asked a similar one which is: has there ever been, in recorded history, a *natural* oil geyser in the ocean that has persisted such as the BP debacle? |
0 | I can read it O.o | Dfnoboy | funny | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-12 | 2010-12-24 01:46:46 | No it isn't. There's a blurry grey thing at the bottom. That is absolutely not source unless you're an eagle or something. Most people would never even notice that. |
0 | Sounds like a Jimmy Carr joke. | fffuuuu-na-mana | funny | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-01 | 2011-01-25 17:38:12 | You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles....but at least they drive slowly past schools. |
0 | I'd upvote, but I hate awarding DAE of conversation-starter posts that link to a site instead of being a self post. | plbogen | movies | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 2011-06-09 16:08:33 | DAE think "Unbreakable" is a great superhero movie? |
0 | Do you recall an approximate value? | plbogen | science | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-24 15:00:01 | My 12th grade astronomy teacher had collected end-of-year predictions from supermarket tabloids for the previous 30 years and calculated their percentage accuracy. |
0 | WTF is up with the apostrophe on "your?" | Metaphoricalsimile | reddit.com | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 2011-06-12 01:33:18 | All sentences start with capital letters! Complete sentences start with capital fucking letters I don't give a shit if you're on your' phone! |
0 | Maybe the bulge was a gps bomb where it would go off when they were on a highway and cause their car to crash and it would be labeled as an accident. | ThePriceIsRight | worldnews | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 2010-04-02 22:08:24 | Woman dies after tire explosion |
0 | The bigger they are, the harder they fall... | NeoTheta | reddit.com | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-04 | 2011-04-19 19:43:54 | How do you feel about this:"Goldman Sachs smashes forecasts with $2.7bn first-quarter profit" |
0 | OK | db2 | atheism | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-03 | 2011-03-08 02:21:40 | STOP YELLING |
0 | False accusation is trivial? | db2 | atheism | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2010-06 | 2010-06-16 03:53:22 | If they were managers I'd talk to a lawyer and see what your rights are concerning workplace discrimination. If you're really that pissed off over it, might as well go all the way. I think life's too short to get pissy over trivial stuff like this, but you mileage may vary. |
1 | Me too! | mbss | pics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-03 22:22:49 | I wish I had one of these when browsing the internet. |
0 | Friday and Saturday are the next two. | Assumer | sabres | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-02 | 2011-02-02 17:38:46 | ah sheeeeeyot. i'll redact. didn't notice the date, they don't play again til thursday right? |
1 | I'll call now. | archaicruin | AskReddit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-04 04:34:25 | I SECOND THAT FUCK YOU! Auuugh! It was all over Cartoon Network back in my day. You'll call NOW. |
0 | We wouldn't have an economy. | konrad9 | AskReddit | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-06 | 2010-06-27 22:47:28 | If the U.S. decided to bring all its troops home, how would it impact the economy? |
0 | Have you seen the movie Sex Drive and is this anything what your life is like? | originalone | pics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-01 | 2010-01-17 09:43:27 | I'm the guy in a pizza suit. What that has to do with anything going on, you decide. |
0 | So, unsubscribe from wallpapersall subreddit...? | thebigbradwolf | reddit.com | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2010-09 | 2010-09-27 02:59:51 | Reddit is being invaded by spam. |
0 | Just don't put any anchovies on it. | psilokan | pics | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-05 | 2010-05-19 13:54:36 | Now I just need some Rohypnol Pizzas and I'm all set. |
0 | Apparently, Mitt just got his talking points from AIPAC. | galt1776 | politics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-19 20:14:23 | Mitt Romney: "President Obama has thrown Israel under the bus. He has disrespected Israel and undermined its ability to negotiate peace." |
0 | Go on... | skarphace | AskReddit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-04 22:18:36 | They were nudists. I had no forewarning whatsoever, found out by walking into the living room. |
0 | If you show up in a Link outfit I will be whatever you want. | BrokenDex | gaymers | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-03 | 2011-03-31 18:19:55 | You better be a top. |
0 | No | KnightKrawler | reddit.com | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-08 | 2010-08-05 04:46:01 | i hit a girl once, with the back of my hand. she was hitting me with a baseball bat is that so wrong |
0 | I've only walked out of two movies: Zohan (or whatever that Adam sandler movie was called) and the Third Mummy movie "Tomb of the Dragon Emperor", they were both awful. | Skysta1ker | AskReddit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-25 21:16:56 | Hey Reddit, what was the one movie you had to walk out of? It's such a hard thing for me to do and i can easily sit through a shitty film when I'm with friends. But mine was Tomb Raider. It just made me so angry. I decided to walk out and see Shrek instead. |
1 | A deep hole, two bags quick lye, problem solved. | bdpf | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-05 05:35:50 | Looting, scams, price-gouging, criminals pretending to be relief workers are plaguing disaster areas in the South....WTF is wrong with people?? |
1 | Dark meat is so racial! | bdpf | reddit.com | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-04 | 2011-04-15 21:06:21 | Did I miss something? When did the entire U.S. FUCKING populace start insisting on only "all-white-meat" chicken? I'm waiting for some chain to bring back DARK meat. It just tastes better. |
1 | Barbers Union promises to give him a hair cut. | bdpf | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-04 | 2011-04-15 21:07:23 | If this guy becomes the next President, I'm outta here! |
1 | Missouri does not have enough money to pay for all the tests or pay for the money due to the people on welfare. | bdpf | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-01 | 2011-01-15 17:26:50 | Missouri wants drug testing for Welfare Recipients |
1 | I thought it was because yellow pencil does not show up well on buff paper. | bdpf | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-09 | 2010-09-15 04:53:22 | Why do the Japanese Draw Themselves as White? |
0 | Same way you dig up a 6 month old thread. | pHreaksYcle | science | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-08 | 2010-08-09 04:08:18 | Same way you dig up a 2 year old thread |
0 | So...once you are getting it on she has no recourse to put a stop to it? | kuhawk5 | AskReddit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-09 | 2010-09-21 18:38:01 | Beforehand doesn't really matter. She could give you consent up until the time the head of your penis is touchin her vag...if she then says no, it would be rape. It would make her a blue balling bitch, but it still the law. |
0 | It's hitting the rim of the toilet, thus causing the spray to leave the confines of the bowl. | Benhen | funny | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-05 | 2011-05-05 11:07:14 | I don't understand the first one. Why aren't you allowed to pee in the toilet? |
0 | Shenanigans | Petrarch1603 | offbeat | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 2011-06-08 05:34:45 | 7 year-old accidentally wins art competition... because her mom doesn't quite understand how to use Facebook. |
0 | When I go by a Christian Bookstore, I imagine Jesus going all "Temple Moneychangers" on their ass. | crusoe | AskReddit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-07 | 2010-07-28 03:55:43 | I became a Christian in high school. The first time I walked into a Christian bookstore and experienced the subculture was a rather jarring experience. I love my brothers and sisters in Christ but I completely understand we can be a strange bunch. |
0 | Pics or it didn't happen (preferably NSFW). | IrishJoe | funny | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-03 | 2011-03-13 19:43:18 | I receive wrong number texts and even pics all the time from random chicks. |
0 | Only to Senators with tax payer subsidized government run healthcare plans from states with Public Options who ran on universal healthcare only to deny it to the rest of the American people. | IrishJoe | politics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-10 | 2009-10-29 02:17:26 | Wow, they sell fancy bling Cock Rings? |
0 | Yes, since Biden took his oath before noon. | IrishJoe | politics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-20 18:47:27 | If Bush had keeled over right after Biden took the oath of office, would Biden have momentarily been president? |
0 | Nonetheless, a good point they made, no? | demiankz | Frugal | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-03 | 2011-03-31 00:34:27 | Because when I first submitted it I received about 10 people screaming at me for taking a picture instead of keeping my eyes on the road. No one bothered to notice I drove my car **two hundred and forty THOUSAND** miles. |
0 | How ironic that her diatribe meant to justify her superior intellect in fact does just the opposite. | beatles910 | WTF | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2010-09 | 2010-09-24 14:35:11 | I'm not even going to redact her name. |
0 | Maybe you could have sex on *sundays*. | beatles910 | reddit.com | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2010-04 | 2010-04-16 19:50:00 | Indeed, you have a rocky road ahead of you. |
0 | All their saying is a repeat of the mid 90's when CHL was first passed into law, except instead of shooting people over parking spaces, now we are to believe people would be shot over bad grades. | RommelAOE | texas | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-04 | 2011-04-11 18:33:49 | Good. There has been overwhelming opposition from colleges across the state- those who are affected by the bill. I know of staunch gun owners who are against this. |
0 | That's an awfully crude way to describe the miracle of life that occurs when an adult tuba nests and lays a spawn of eggs. | daeedorian | guns | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 2011-06-25 01:25:55 | It took a dump in a cardboard box? |
0 | I was thinking the Mets and the Florida Marlins too. | staiano | baseball | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-01 | 2011-01-28 18:28:35 | The Mets are the worst offenders, followed by the BLUE Jays |
0 | Hey, I can think of some exploits if that is true... if you have a large reservoir underground, and a line in the middle of it was once exposed to the sun, will there appear an ice wall in the middle of it in winter? | vintermann | dwarffortress | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 2011-06-07 11:26:35 | Water still freezes under floors. I think its because considered outside forever, once you've exposed it to sunlight. |
0 | Are you just freelancing or do you have a storefront/office | plato1123 | web_design | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-04 | 2011-04-01 01:03:13 | I currently charge $50 in San Francisco, but I just moved here and most of my clients are on a monthly retainer. I will likely be increasing to around $100. |
0 | __Elvis has left the building__ | OtisDElevator | pics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-10 | 2010-10-10 00:35:34 | **Thank you very much** |
0 | And blowing, is half the battle. | Solkre | pics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-12 | 2010-12-08 13:41:02 | Your friend is cute, I'd blow him. |
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