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"I wanna flyyyy awaaayyyyy...."
nyx210
WTF
0
0
0
2010-10
2010-10-30 04:04:56
Dude builds a plane that can hold his own weight and then flies off into the sunset
1
Yeah, right.
galt1776
politics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-20 15:29:44
US operations in Libya ended almost 7 weeks ago
0
Religous people are the biggest victims of religion.
j0hnsd
atheism
14
14
0
2011-01
2011-01-26 22:05:23
I'm not sure if it's complete honesty, but it's a step. I really try to dislike the guy, but in the end I just feel sad. Not just for him but for everyone.
0
ouch
a_damn
AskReddit
1
1
0
2010-10
2010-10-21 04:33:38
Vodka and velveeta & bean dip. It was my 21st birthday and my housemates forced it on me. So many regrets.
0
So, if you had navigated to this discussion on the projector and took a photo of it and posted it would we have seen infinity?
krizo
pics
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-27 21:07:37
Look at what we discussed in class today...
0
Yeah, but they'll think they're getting a better deal...
tendeuchen
funny
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-26 23:47:52
You really think people won't notice that it still costs $40ish to fill up an economy car?
1
heroes
Peter89
videos
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-22 17:39:54
Police totally FUCK up a handicapped man...
0
The healthiest thing to eat at McDonald's is their napkins.
khronyk
Doesthisexist
8
8
0
2011-05
2011-05-25 15:38:09
(DTE) A website/app/programme that tells you the healthiest thing to eat at unhealthy places? I'm thinking like if your dieting but are going to Pizza Hut on work do etc..
0
I feel like we're part of Terminator 2.
Byeuji
technology
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-30 19:14:15
that's exactly what they want you to think :)
0
Great, maybe now we'll learn if Obama really is a communist.
ubergeek404
politics
4
4
0
2011-03
2011-03-25 12:50:28
Joseph McCarthy is alive and well and living in Wisconsin.
0
Some people don't want to see such images, it is their choice not yours.
eMigo
reddit.com
3
3
0
2010-01
2010-01-17 00:04:07
To all those clamoring for a NSFW work tag: Would an image of bodies in a concentration camp be unacceptable at your workplace? If so, why? Graphics? Yes. Nsfw? No.
1
Didn't see that one coming....
thedicktater
reddit.com
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-24 02:36:54
Harold Camping says his prediction was off by five months. Rapture postponed until October 21.
0
...and the movie really could have used more fucking and less dialogue.
JasonDJ
entertainment
1
1
0
2009-06
2009-06-26 07:35:29
I was given free early tickets and I still felt cheated. It's no better than porn. A 'normal' porn movie exists to show people fucking. Everything else is there to serve as an excuse to get to the next fucking scene. Transformers 2 is just explosion porn... The plot is infantile. There is no continuity and I didn't giv...
0
Legend - wait for it....
crdefre
Portal
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-24 03:55:32
Rapture Time? I don't think so! (x/post) (Maybe you guys will appreciate it more.)
1
thank you for liberating iraq
frenchandgoodlooking
IAmA
-4
-4
0
2011-05
2011-05-24 14:46:15
Sort of. We recognized distinctive fellows...during every single *tadat* (roll call) one older fellow would very loudly shout "THREE FIVE FOUUUUR" - the last three digits of his internment serial number. Usually we knew specific notable detainees by name, but we had his number. Another had a PhD in electrical engineeri...
0
Why don't you just make them specialists?
hseldon10
gaming
5
5
0
2011-06
2011-06-02 18:35:24
I always pictured drones grumbling and wanting to revolt, taking a long look at the sphere, sighing, then getting back to work. They hate you *so* much... but... that damn sphere.
0
How else would you easily find someones number?
Elseone
IAmA
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-24 19:47:51
Is it true that you can find out anyone's phone number and home address just by sending a text message to some central database service?
0
Shh, you're distracting me!
cpreg
WebGames
1
1
0
2010-10
2010-10-07 13:18:56
You're welcome ;)
0
He could've harvested so much karma easily...missed opportunity!
ericlikesyou
funny
4
4
0
2011-03
2011-03-29 21:31:06
*YOU'RE LATE!*
0
Your ancestors include Al Gore?
DocTomoe
worldnews
2
2
0
2009-12
2009-12-22 20:56:54
If not for my ancestors, you wouldn't be on the internet making comments on Reddit for there would be no such thing!
0
Not sounding smug?
gsadamb
gaming
10
10
0
2010-09
2010-09-01 06:49:13
Where's the hard part?
0
Amazing how these idiots have convinced themselves that their rights are being violated when in reality they're trying to violate everyone else's.
MarcoVincenzo
atheism
1
1
0
2010-08
2010-08-11 09:04:28
Megalomaniacal Pastor vs. High School Mascot
0
Alternatively you can go to Home Depot and purchase 100ft of cat 5 rj45 crimp tool and some plugs and do it right.
wasappenin
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-19 18:05:34
My wifi signal sucked but the house modem is in the basement. Solution? Splice two 50 ft ethernet chords together. worked perfectly.
0
Like G Dubya with a tan.
yellowcakewalk
reddit.com
1
1
0
2010-10
2010-10-07 16:09:50
Little-noticed bill could make it harder to challenge foreclosures. Awaits Obama's signature. How much more like Dubya can a guy get? I guess we'll see.
0
This means the USA will bomb the shit out of an entirely unrelated but resource-rich country somewhere.
yellowcakewalk
politics
-4
-4
0
2009-12
2009-12-26 20:38:08
Crazy Idiot Firecrackers Off on an Airplane ...You Know What this Means, Right?
0
Or those who don't want it could just not have one.
chriswastaken
Android
2
2
0
2010-09
2010-09-17 20:36:09
It's a support group thing we get to see who else is getting raped by the same dick; For lack of a beter metaphor.
0
07!
lowspeed
DIY
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-26 17:45:32
Looks like a 08-09 Nissan Sentra
0
Hm, I'm a fan of some of Danger Mouse's other work, I may give this a listen.
theconceptstays
vinyl
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-29 04:15:17
Just came in today, favorite album of the year so far
0
100 times this!
Armitage1
web_design
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-09 23:14:37
If your not interested in learning how to become a website designer/builder/programmer, your best bet will be to use a Content Management System (CMS). Something like Wordpress if you want simple and easy or Drupal if you want powerful and complex. This way you can focus on your content and not have to worry so much ab...
0
I had the same thing happen to me, but I was wise to their ways.
faceintheblue
writing
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-03 00:01:49
Well played, Wordpress. Well played indeed.
0
i always accidentally call them Samoans.
Hatdrop
food
1
1
0
2010-10
2010-10-12 11:13:04
Samoa.
0
This is why democrats are actually more dangerous than Republicans, even when they do similar things.
FisherOfMen
Libertarian
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-10 15:27:58
When Bush was president I would complain all the time to my college friends about detention without trials and illegal wire tapping and they would say "yeah that guy is the biggest asshole, he should be thrown out of office." Now I say that Obama is worse because no one gives a shit when he pulls somthing like this and...
0
i believe many Marines would take issue with the statement that "They are useless at sea" considering the history and purpose of the Fleet Marine Force
bobqjones
news
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-24 15:43:30
Marines are ground troops. They are useless at sea. Their only use is on the ground. They are going to make some kind of water based landing most likely.
0
Because for some reason it's not okay to tell fat people that it's their own damn fault and they need to stop taking in more calories than they're burning or they're going to have a heart attack halfway through their KFC someday.
tom_corbenik
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-07 20:16:44
How come people get to tell skinny people to eat more, but you cant tell a fat person to eat less? Im skinny, about 56kg and 1.80m, and i do eat a lot, but im not able to gain weight. How come i constantly hear people telling me to eat more? I'm aware of the fact, but it doesnt make it less frustrating to hear it all t...
0
Tell that to Jay Leno, who oddly enough, turned down the American version of Top Gear due to, "companies that advertise during commercial break, cannot be trashed throughout the show".
AlfRGB
reddit.com
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-06 16:10:37
Tell that to Hitchcock.
0
At the Swan?
roodammy44
london
5
5
0
2010-11
2010-11-09 14:01:01
Ditto. We should have a Bromley meetup!
0
Upvoted for making an attempt.
axiomnow
conspiracy
2
2
0
2010-12
2010-12-20 02:00:46
downvoted for asking people to prove a negative
0
After knowing what I know now, I almost hate you :)
OptionP
gameofthrones
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-30 21:32:07
LOL... Yes, that *would* be incensing. That's adorable.
0
Seriously, this Sega is on life support to keep its abominating playability to par the PS1.
eien_geL
gaming
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-03 06:28:41
Sega Tower of Power
1
That's right - the world will be a better place when everyone thinks and acts EXACTLY like US.
bitmonkey
atheism
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-31 08:29:43
Brilliant FB suggestion on how to end religious violence
1
And those assholes in the credits ain't getting a cent from us amirite guys?
DJBJ
funny
0
0
0
2011-05
2011-05-31 17:25:38
pirated movies still have credits
0
About as much as I've "lost" doing volunteer work.
memefilter
Frugal
2
2
0
2010-04
2010-04-09 14:44:20
Piracy? How much money do would you say you've saved from pirating games, movies, programs?
0
checkout [bodyrock.tv](http://bodyrock.tv) - it is the "Home Workout Movement"
thelo
Frugal
2
2
0
2011-01
2011-01-12 18:12:07
Gyms are expensive here...Does anyone have a home workout routine that would make gym membership unnecessary? Thanks!
0
You must be good at sex.
Inspectorkemp
gaming
3
3
0
2010-10
2010-10-07 21:14:23
To everyone else who says tubes or commando is unbalanced, try them for a while. I'll go 30-5 with the m16, famas, m4, or p90 and no one will complain. But god forbid I go 22-11 with a tube. Clearly it must be imbalanced. The game is balanced pretty well for the most part. When I started, there were guns I felt were im...
1
This proves Intelligent Design because this coincidence could never occur on it's own.
drovix
reddit.com
0
0
0
2011-06
2011-06-02 12:24:46
Mind-... er, Universe-Fuck
0
I would say they are drawing attention to the lies which are being propagated in the media, and by media, I mean Fox News.
aliengoods1
politics
6
6
0
2011-03
2011-03-04 04:35:46
Wait so are they protesting Fox News now?
0
Of whom does this team compromise and do you let them know the person know of the team's involvement?
rancid_squirts
IAmA
2
2
0
2010-01
2010-01-19 20:16:01
Yep. We call a special crisis team if we're presented with a serious suicide risk.
0
It's true; they are prejudiced against being shot by a mob of gun wielding rednecks.
maleman
politics
3
3
0
2009-10
2009-10-05 20:47:33
im not sure it has anything to do with guns, but a certain prejudice in the mentality of the police.
0
Well, you can blame all the conservatives in Congress (Republicans and Blue Dogs) who wouldn't allow for a bill that made its provisions take effect immediately.
rowd149
politics
15
15
0
2011-01
2011-01-02 19:49:16
Unless of course their rates were increased prior to 2011, in which case your argument is invalid. But keep on believing that nothing bad will come of this because the ones doing it say that nothing bad will come of it.
0
Smoke bitches, acquire more greenery.
CCCCCCCCCC
trees
2
2
0
2010-09
2010-09-23 01:52:37
You might get Hepatitis THC!!
0
welcome, friend.
CCCCCCCCCC
trees
3
3
0
2010-09
2010-09-27 19:23:25
wow, news to me, but i like it. ex-digger here
0
There is a) too much focus on continuous re-election cycles and b) not enough focus on any substance (e.g., meaningful debates, rather than photo-ops with the opposition candidate).
officeroffkilter
politics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-03 02:05:39
Proposed 28th Amendment: Term Limits on All Congressmen... people are living too long now and there's never enough focus on Congressional elections Think about it... the President is limited to two terms. The only President who ever served more was FDR, only because the "two term" limit was just a respected precedent a...
0
Let them eat cake.
officeroffkilter
politics
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-20 17:15:18
Killing the Poor Instead of Taxing the Wealthy in Arizona
0
I'm curious, why?
dVnt
pics
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-29 20:06:29
Seriously? Look at the VSS. You will never want another gun so bad in your life.
1
Yes we and our ancestors in the West all benefited from it now that third world countries are it's time to get rid of it before they get to strong
dghughes
worldnews
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-04 05:43:40
Abolish capitalism.
1
You don't find being called stupid or lazy insulting?
dghughes
reddit.com
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-11 00:02:27
I liked this a lot, and especially the way it was direct, but without being insultive or derogatory to any group. :)
0
Except the USD is a reserve currency, and they can trade it with pretty much whoever they want.
jmblur
todayilearned
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-20 04:28:38
Also, China wouldn't be selling their goods for US (and Canadian - for us Canucks) dollars if there wasn't something in North America worth buying with those same dollars. People tend to forget that when you buy a chinese-made good with, say, a Canadian dollar, then you have the chinese good and the chinese have your d...
0
Box is slang for vagina
SlickyFats
gaming
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-29 21:44:19
Like Snake always said, "take care of the box and it'll take care of you."
0
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Travesura
IAmA
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-20 23:02:32
Yes. But only beacuse russell crowe is a hottie.
1
Yes, I do think its real, I most sincerely do
tostrinj
technology
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-06 15:24:34
"this particular spill"??? You think an "air spill" is real?
0
No, but I was once asked if I outsourced to a French company :(
greenwizard88
webdesign
3
3
0
2010-08
2010-08-04 22:17:38
ever been told by the client "Hey! What is this shit! I cant read **SPANISH**!?!?"
1
mind = blown.
downneck
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-06 18:29:21
This just goes to show that alcohol isn't for everyone and that marijuana is also not for everyone.
1
kind of hard to give anal sex an even worse name but as it turns out most anything is possible.
unclebigbadd
politics
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-07 02:41:08
Byproduct of Anal Sex Announces Presidential Run
0
Famous Blue Raincoat covered by Tori Amos hits me like a ton of bricks
itaborai83
AskReddit
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-07 19:10:53
"Shouldering your loneliness/Like a gun that you will not learn to aim/You stumble into this movie house/Then you climb, you climb into the frame/Yes, and here, right here/Between the moonlight and the lane/Between the tunnel and the train/Between the victim and his stain/Once again, once again/Love calls you by your n...
1
yeah, stupid faggots
Willis13579
politics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-08 01:56:43
now if they would pull their dicks out of their asses, make it legal and start taxing it, we may be able to get rid of some of this deficit
0
Magicjack?
PedroTheLeo
MLS
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-24 00:14:13
San Jose here. "Earthquakes" isn't great though not terrible, but in the last decade we've lived through (women's) pro soccer teams named "Cyberrays" and, more recently but just as unsuccessfully, "FC Gold Pride". I like SKC, but even "Wizards" was nowhere near the top of the Corny Club Name roster.
1
That's because they need to use a sarcasm tag
dunSHATmySelf
WTF
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-08 12:14:52
Apparently people didn't get your joke, and that's sad.
0
Nice try, Ref who stole the puck.
Situationalatbest
hockey
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-08 14:39:35
I was hoping it was going to be the 2010 Stanley Cup winning puck.
1
See: almost any 'exclusive discount' this is only hurting the biz-ness - the 'new' sales they get from crap like this burns in the end - who knew customers aren't all so stupid?
syuk
WTF
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-08 16:56:04
See: Black Friday.
1
Hmm, let's see...Renault or Ferrari..that's a hard choice
BlackFA508
formula1
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-09 02:25:29
Todt confirms Renault threats
0
It is of my tiny life pleasures to know that a cat person who dies alone, gets eaten by the cats that were "like my little children".
skeletorcares
AskReddit
12
12
0
2010-06
2010-06-01 17:37:08
Reddit, do you ever pretend you're dead to see if your pet will try and revive you?
1
What an irritating comment.
darkon
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-09 21:19:48
People who tell me about their pet peeves.
1
Put one round in at a time.
tremens
guns
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-10 00:38:44
How would you make an open bolt sub machine gun *not* full auto? Sounds a lot harder to me.
0
I only pay my employees in stock dividends and offer 50% interest if they open a savings account with me.
rox0r
Economics
4
4
0
2010-08
2010-08-17 02:08:04
Not good enough for me! I'd rather they just MASSIVELY overhaul the entire income tax system from top to bottom and simplify it to what Steve Forbes proposed in 2005: a no-deductions flat-rate 17% income tax with generous exemptions for people in the household (as much as the first US$40,000 of income exempt for a fami...
1
Lord knows we don't want those china men to have heat and electric using the same means used in our country.
df1
energy
1
1
0
2009-09
2009-09-28 20:06:20
China's ambition to create "green cities" powered by huge wind farms comes with a dirty little secret: Dozens of new coal-fired power plants need to be installed as well.
1
I heard about this other place for scammers to make money, it's called the stock market... sounds pretty sketchy to me
el_muerte17
technology
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-13 21:15:13
The scammers have already made their money. It crashed from $31 usd to $13 usd at one point.
1
Quick someone get Alex Jones the illuminati's are taking over.
Yage2006
canada
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-28 00:16:31
Stephen Harper seeks majority to dissolve Canada in favour of North American Union
0
Kitteh
fap4u
videos
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-14 14:49:00
This has ranked as one of the most beautiful things I've seen on the internet
0
must usually have super-happy covers, cause I'm not depressed by this cover
Jonesty
pics
-5
-5
0
2011-06
2011-06-30 14:38:26
One of the most depressing covers of the economist ever.
1
I'd much rather watch something about Hitler or the Apocalypse.
sammanzhi
pics
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-15 01:04:38
So would I...
1
It's cool Verizon, I don't want any good phones.
Bgibbs
Android
5
5
0
2011-06
2011-06-15 03:28:49
HTC Sensation 4G Review
1
Yeah, that's what the country needs.
Dan_K
politics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-15 19:59:05
House liability reform bill would protect pharmas from punitive damages
1
**THIS JUST IN** A new study by BSU claims that 85% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Key_Lime
guns
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-16 00:03:04
Study: Gun ownership linked to heavy drinking
1
Her mother probably didn't have a firearm and a ski mask.
HaveBSinMEWillTravel
AskReddit
6
6
0
2011-06
2011-06-16 22:44:59
My best friend grew up in Brookline - poor. Not just "oh, no... can't afford the Bentley this year, we better settle for the Porsche" poor, but Section 8 housing poor. Yes, it does exist. She was often asked why her mom didn't "just go to the bank to get money".
0
***PER CAPITA MEANS PER 1,000 PEOPLE***
TotoTheDog
todayilearned
0
0
0
2010-11
2010-11-16 07:14:40
TIL that if we divided up all the stars then each person on Earth would get 10.3 trillion of them.
1
My homosexuality has been cured!
atomic811
WTF
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-18 19:07:24
Sexual assault under broad daylight in China.
0
What if you got a fuck as a Christmas gift?
TheOneAndOnlyAccount
atheism
1
1
0
2010-12
2010-12-25 20:15:05
Im an Athiest and.. I couldn't give a shit if it's Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays. Seriously. On this day, not a single fuck was given. Whatever you're doing and celebrating, enjoy it!
1
Real good journalism, that.
Azog
worldnews
-1
-1
0
2011-06
2011-06-19 17:42:35
U.S., NATO annoyed as Libya war drags on
1
Wow, how clever.
binarybandit
pics
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-20 05:03:52
Check out this link!
1
Yeah, only men can be pedophiles
Hindu_Wardrobe
bestof
17
17
0
2011-06
2011-06-20 08:16:28
So fake
0
where do you think the down-votes came from?
ynohoo
funny
1
1
0
2009-09
2009-09-04 11:27:59
Now time for a quiz: How many of you actually remember when this video was new?
0
Monty Python and the Holy Grail I'm old enough to have seen it when it came out - I must have seen it at least a dozen times in the cinema, and have lost count how many times I have watched it on video and dvd, and it still makes me chuckle with glee!
ynohoo
AskReddit
106
106
0
2009-05
2009-05-12 14:33:09
Hey Reddit, Which movie can you watch over and over again and never get tired of watching it?
1
Her dog should be shot for this behavior.
VaginaDentata
trees
0
0
0
2011-06
2011-06-21 22:13:21
Reporter gets injected with pure THC and then THC and cannabinoids. 10 min later....a solid 10!
1
Except the biggest one which is named after the ship from the Matrix.
TropicalUnicornSong
pics
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-23 02:49:33
They're named after biblical characters.
1
"Hey, someone *owns* that ground you're standing on, you fuckin' bum!"
DOC409
worldpolitics
6
6
0
2011-06
2011-06-23 03:59:49
You have to pay to live on the planet you were born on.
1
Just like starcrafts, it's all the jews fault!
Jesburger
starcraft
5
5
0
2011-06
2011-06-23 13:28:49
Video of Bobby Fischer discussing Chess in 1971 on a talk show, lots of remarkable similarities to StarCraft/eSports
0
Interesting that it never occurred to you that *you* might be the one who is mistaken, rather than us folks...
mcanerin
AskReddit
2
2
0
2009-12
2009-12-23 23:26:36
Or you folks are young, naive, and haven't experienced much.
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what utter cheous.
bowerjack
AskReddit
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2011-06
2011-06-24 03:09:19
"queue" is weird, it sounds like "q" but is written like "kaway way."
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That pretty much seals it for 2012... It was a good run guys.
HashRunner
reddit.com
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2010-06
2010-06-30 13:41:40
Windows 8 release date in 2012; plans leaked
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Because it's a lot cheaper to create 1.4 million jobs overseas rather than here.
spacedout
politics
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2010-12
2010-12-31 03:35:53
Corporate America has created 1.4 million jobs abroad - enough to reduce American unemployment nearly 1% if created here. Can't get much more obvious (!)