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What is te process for throwing out corrupt supreme court justices, who gets to make that call?
mellowgreen
politics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-09 13:24:50
This isn't the only way to counter the corporate influence of money. We could throw the corrupt Supreme Court judges that ruled in favor of Citizens United out on their asses, and overturn that abysmally evil piece of judicial activism. If we just let that decision pass we might as well give the entire republic up as w...
0
What does a federal agencies rules have to do with local or state law enforcement?
monkeiboi
WTF
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-03 21:09:23
This is why the average citizenry should be able to arrest/detain/interrogate the police/FBI/etc based on the police/FBI/etc's own rules.
0
My best friend drove 60 miles to my house to tell me in person that my girlfriend of 5 years had been cheating on me and gotten married behind my back while she was supposed to be going to college.
monkeiboi
AskReddit
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-09 15:24:38
Too many people are bitching about how their shitty friends fucked them over. I want to hear about how your awesome friend saved your ass!
0
*brought to you by NAMBLA*
energirl
funny
1
1
0
2010-03
2010-03-20 19:59:22
I think this is a bad idea.
0
What would *you* hire people to do if you had the money?
yoda17
Economics
5
5
0
2010-11
2010-11-04 15:52:29
Another 450K out of work this week and the Fed announces they're buying tens of billions of dollars in toxic assets a month and people are still trying to pretend our Economy isn't completely, irrevocably broken? It's laughable. Someone is going to be left holding the bag with these assets eventually and then the floor...
0
300 million people with considerable cultural diversity...
yoda17
business
3
3
0
2009-10
2009-10-04 19:22:30
When Norway has 300 million people, I'll accept that their political and economic system is scalable. Until then, I'll need more data.
1
Hmmm, this might explain why everyone is heavier in America.
jun2san
todayilearned
-1
-1
0
2011-05
2011-05-07 18:21:43
TIL that gravity is not uniform around the earth and that NASA & the German space agency are mapping out the anomalies
0
Subtle posts about a fight we all want to see -- Gabe Newell vs Bobby Kotick... we get it, enough already.
hypermog
gaming
1
1
0
2010-07
2010-07-09 23:24:02
Hypocrites...
0
And yet isn't inflation at an historical low?
ab3nnion
politics
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-22 20:22:47
I'm not familiar with the term political forecasting, but I guarantee if people actually understood what Krugman is REALLY suggesting then they wouldn't like it all. He's talking down to people in these columns. Krugman believes that the government is choosing the "hard way" when, in fact, fixing the current problem is...
0
Thought six: 'Paid' not 'payed.'
finallymadeanaccount
entertainment
3
3
0
2011-04
2011-04-09 13:06:35
Thought four: ????? Thought five: Profit.
0
If I made a site and Facebook tried to sue me for having either the word "Face" or "Book" in it, I would make it my business to personally find Mark Zuckerberg and punch him in the dick.
finallymadeanaccount
self
3
3
0
2010-09
2010-09-01 10:11:13
If Facebook can sue companies for having the words "face" or "book" in their names, can they sue Digg & other sites for mimicking their color scheme & overall site design...? Just wondering.
0
So long as the music is good?
synesthesiatic
mississippi
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-18 14:59:02
I'm all for Sneaky Bean. Coffee/beer/plenty of room/no need to shout.
0
I always look for the tuna-safe dolphin at the grocery store.
weazx
science
2
2
0
2010-09
2010-09-04 04:41:09
Not as smart as eating dolphin.
0
If Iraq was a .jpg, 15k less artifacts would be pretty good.
weazx
worldnews
1
1
0
2010-09
2010-09-07 21:18:12
Looted artifacts returned to Iraq: An estimated 15K artifacts still missing from Iraqi museum after US invasion.
0
Sometimes the entirety of the teachings people follow can be characterized as evil, and thus those who are good among those followers are the ones who actually aren't following the true teachings of that philosophy but are rather twisting that philosophy to make it more palatable to their sensibilities.
darkgatherer
worldnews
1
1
0
2010-02
2010-02-07 12:10:41
It's a demonstration that you can't just castigate an entire religion and its followers because some of them are pretty evil.
0
The zynga article is most likely true.
contrarianism
technology
0
0
0
2010-07
2010-07-11 19:17:32
Just thought I'd remind everyone why we don't post stories from TechCrunch
0
This is America, our children aren't taught how to handle that kind of thing in school
kingtrewq
videos
6
6
0
2010-10
2010-10-24 00:24:33
Critical thought?! Blasphemy!
0
This is why I always eat my tacos sideways.
c_vic
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
1
1
0
2010-10
2010-10-04 09:40:08
Tacos: A Tragedy
0
Ahhh, no thanks I have too many angry downvotes.
DownvoteCollector-
atheism
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-27 06:15:19
Have another for your collection!
1
But it's *great* for business!
Bipolarruledout
reddit.com
19
19
0
2011-05
2011-05-08 21:53:34
That's because you can get arrested for anything in the US. How many lives and families are ruined because their 15 years old kid got busted smoking marijuana? Yet they get thrown in correctional facilities coming out worse then they got in. The American jail system does not correct people, it creates more criminals.
1
Poster has a medical lab in the basement.
Bipolarruledout
answers
-1
-1
0
2011-05
2011-05-11 22:04:39
how did you know you were ill due to bacteria rather than a virus?
1
Uh... sounds totally *not gay*.
Bipolarruledout
gaming
6
6
0
2011-04
2011-04-15 11:18:31
My friends and I used to call them sex parties. Made us sound cooler.
1
They can't be vaginas, they all look different!
SnakeJG
TwoXChromosomes
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-09 04:46:17
Rainbow Vagina Cupcakes!
0
I don't get it, why is everyone just starting to talk about planking now
fazon
nba
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-30 22:10:19
Planking has gone too far.
0
HAHAHA *cries*
TechnoJesus
reddit.com
2
2
0
2011-02
2011-02-27 12:02:48
So long, and thanks for all the oil
0
I'm sorry, not to be rude or anything, but that was a really weak punchline :(
iBird
starcraft
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-09 11:24:40
Thought you guys may appreciate a marine-like comic called Gone With the Blastwave
0
The USA is only interested in making war, killing Muslims, and spending more money than it has.
Tiger337
science
-1
-1
0
2010-10
2010-10-17 15:38:13
Ship only treats lead poisoning.
0
"Do you really want LAN?"
Pyrominon
starcraft
-1
-1
0
2011-03
2011-03-29 12:21:29
Dear Blizzard: GO. FUCK. YOURSELVES.
0
If you do not have furrows down your back that match those nails you are doing something wrong.
IMJGalt
pics
4
4
0
2010-09
2010-09-19 02:38:39
My Girlfriends Nails.... I fear them. They are 100% real, and she grows them like that without trying...
0
I love the way broad based stereotypes are frowned upon in the reddit community unless they are southern and white
IMJGalt
funny
2
2
0
2010-03
2010-03-22 02:50:26
Most people in the South aren't like this, the problem is that some are and those some are the ones that always end up in front of a camera...
0
What metric would you propose we use to screen candidates for immigration?
IMJGalt
politics
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-24 10:45:50
So your definition of a stupid person is one who hasn't been formally educated? Wow.
0
If the revenue has steadily increased then spending would logically be the problem or are you suggesting that the money is being transported to another dimension?
IMJGalt
Economics
-3
-3
0
2009-10
2009-10-27 14:38:26
That's revenue, not spending.
0
What would lead you to believe I do not accept you as a human?
IMJGalt
WTF
-1
-1
0
2009-08
2009-08-17 14:21:07
I have a life. Am i supposed to lighten up so i can resemble something you will accept as human?
0
Somalia is a fine example of collectivist mob rule on a tribal scale.
CodeandOptics
politics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-16 20:29:37
The Libertarian Paradise known as Somalia has very low taxes. They should go there!
0
Yes, because we aren't already paying a metric fuck ton of our income for those things ALREADY.
CodeandOptics
Libertarian
0
0
0
2011-01
2011-01-27 00:49:09
And hospitals, and infrastructure, and, well a lot of other stuff too. Nobody has to play the lottery if they don't want to. I personally am thankful for these peoples' willingness to help out their communities.
0
How ya like government mandates now bitches?
CodeandOptics
politics
2
2
0
2010-11
2010-11-24 14:22:14
Are you fucking kidding me? Former Homeland Security Secretary Owns The Company Who Makes Those Nude TSA Scanners. Uses his connections to 'convince' his former colleagues why they are necessary.
0
You want fries with that?
Key_Lime
guns
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-29 00:14:59
If the NFA were repealed, what gun would you like to buy? I'd like a .22 LR automatic pistol with a 30 shot double column magazine like the Kel-Tec PMR, with a built in suppressor, a detachable shoulder stock/holster like the Mauser 96, and a happy switch.
0
Pics or it...etc.
MrDubious
politics
2
2
0
2009-12
2009-12-01 15:33:06
A crudely altered photograph of Michelle Obama, which often comes up as the first result on a Google image search of her name, will not be removed from the company's search process despite protests that the depiction is racist and repugnant.
1
If general consensus regarding Unity is to be believed, he's *actually* pushing for 200 million *Debian* users in 4 years.
calrogman
linux
6
6
0
2011-05
2011-05-10 00:05:16
Mark Shuttleworth sets goal for 200 million Ubuntu users in 4 years
1
Mass littering, awesome.
Congzilla
pics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-10 01:11:19
Attack of the killer ducks
0
If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
some_douche
pics
5
5
0
2010-08
2010-08-12 07:12:13
Overdressing shows the effort and professionalism you bring to the position even if you look like a dick for a day. Making the mistake of under dressing give the impression that you are trying to get through life doing the bare minimum.
0
You would honestly say that The Wire is more significant than War and Peace?
KR4T0S
books
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-18 10:56:32
Oh, and it's War and Peace. Not Peace and War. Sorry. I like that book.
0
That's gay.
Grue
WTF
0
0
0
2009-11
2009-11-04 14:37:31
Maine Voters just repealed the law allowing gays to marry. WTF, Maine!?
0
Lifetime is the Fox News for feminists.
BinaryShadow
MensRights
13
13
0
2009-05
2009-05-27 12:23:49
"Deadbeat Dads" ignores the numbers: More than 90% pay what's due. Most "deadbeats" are instead dead broke. Two-thirds of men who fail to pay earn poverty-level wages. Most others are unemployed. None of this matters to Lifetime producers, ignoring the damage the show can cause children, wives
1
so homo.
sy5551
AskReddit
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-10 14:43:47
FUCKING "NO HOMO!!lol!1" SHUT UP. You're just trying to cover your own insecurities. There is NOTHING fucking wrong with showing your guy friends some love. Unless you currently have a dick in your mouth, being nice DOES NOT make you a homo. /rant
1
Yeah, the Chamber of Commerce really came out for Obama and the Democrats in the last few elections.
rjung
politics
3
3
0
2011-05
2011-05-10 15:19:33
It's a trap. Obama is a darling of the large corporations, Wall Street, and the mega banks who own them. Just like every president is. They are puppets, they do what their masters tell them to do.
0
Its my backup...I generally have it and my px4 with me.
sagemassa
guns
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-07 14:49:31
Is the P238 your carry gun now?
0
I hate Boom-- their "homefries" are just formerly-frozen cubed potatoes, and they don't seem to use spices on anything.
misterandon
toronto
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-03 14:44:40
Boom. Google it.
0
Well... he's going to have a just a bit of trouble biking his way out of the peninsula...
SchrodengersComment
pics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-15 15:43:21
Today I ran into Korean who has already cycled from Korea to my city (Riga) and is going to continue his trip around the world.
1
Yes, we should all be worried about the terrible dangers of cold sores.
CpnJustice
relationships
7
7
0
2011-05
2011-05-10 21:21:00
Do not downplay the severity of herpes. It is a big deal.
0
So what % of terminal velocity would he have been going when he contacted the water?
Bloaf
offbeat
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-11 04:31:50
'Professor Splash' breaks world record with 36-foot belly flop into tiny kiddie pool (VIDEO)
0
I can't hear you, LOUDER please.
Superconducter
politics
1
1
0
2010-03
2010-03-01 10:58:26
The economic elite have robbed us all. The amount of suffering in the United States of America is literally a crime against humanity.
0
uuugh
name032282
Minecraft
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-02 04:50:42
Has anyone held a doggy funeral on their server yet? My server just recently had one for a poor guy who lost his dog to a supposed zombie. I set up a table with a roof over it (patio kinda) and put up a wool table with cake in the middle. 5 or 6 people joined the service, we put roses everywhere, made a grave for the p...
0
I'd be tempted to put her out of her misery.
SandyShoes08
reddit.com
1
1
0
2010-07
2010-07-30 11:56:58
Only a Redditor would pause to take a photograph and not help the ol' lady.
0
Bury my parents on the same day.
PumpyChowdown
AskReddit
5
5
0
2010-03
2010-03-17 00:02:53
What's the hardest thing you've ever had to do?
1
Yeah forget hot stoner chicks, I just come here to see screenshots of comments and links with 420 karma and other inane bullshit
TheJames69
trees
-4
-4
0
2011-05
2011-05-11 21:36:06
I love stoner chicks too but this Ent is getting annoying.
1
Obviously she was challenged by the obesity-gene!
lightspeed23
AskReddit
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-12 08:21:48
Obese people requesting that someone give up a seat on public transport for them. Happened to me. This cow of a woman (mid-30s, at least 350 'lbs) got on the T and asked me to move so she could sit down. She had a cane so I thought she had a medical issue and I moved. Bitch proceeded to eat not one, not two, but THREE ...
1
So 99999999 is a better code?
lightspeed23
WTF
2
2
0
2010-11
2010-11-14 21:31:13
If you are going to brute force crack a wheel dial, do you start at 00000000 or 295319524?
0
South Florida is down too
rtt445
reddit.com
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-12 13:11:33
TIL that Comcast started blocking The Pirate Bay for its internet users. This has been confirmed by many people whom use Comcast. If you use Comcast, you may be able to confirm this.
0
yeah, except that we want a full recount now.
thereyouwent
politics
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-10 05:57:54
Prosser open to Waukesha County recount
0
Science!
tinkthank
soccer
3
3
0
2011-02
2011-02-15 03:22:45
It's this thing called a hop. It allows you to temporarily not need any feet on the ground to stay upright.
1
Shut up FREAK!
little_evil6
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-12 21:50:35
Depending on the other kids at her school, she could potentially get a little emotional scarring. My story: I'm male. I started getting hair on my legs when I was in 3rd or 4th grade. The other kids picked on me for it. I wound up embarrassed to wear shorts in public until I was 17 or 18. :/ I should add that I agree w...
0
I like that term.
SA1L
politics
2
2
0
2010-09
2010-09-27 00:23:24
the major networks don't do journalism anymore. it's infotainment.
0
Now I have poopy face.
kbilly
skeptic
1
1
0
2010-12
2010-12-04 08:48:05
It's not an arsenic-based life form : Pharyngula
0
What did you tell them?
ButtonFury
pics
6
6
0
2010-11
2010-11-03 22:15:06
A few of my friends asked me if I was shaving my mustache :(
0
Beat the rush....steal early.
ima_coder
scifi
2
2
0
2010-11
2010-11-05 19:22:09
Feeling a bit like Charlie Brown on this one. I added it to my Amazon cart four days ago (when it was $10), but I forgot to check out. The following day I realized I forgot and went to complete my transaction when I realized the price had nearly doubled. I lamented the error of my ways, but bought it anyway. Today I le...
0
Fap onto the zombie's amirite?
cicohipe
pics
8
8
0
2011-04
2011-04-02 00:33:50
Upvoted for being so badass that you'd fap your way through the zomie apocalypse.
0
Yeah, I was thinking a post voice over narration would be better, but this gives you more of the sense of how scary and exciting it was to do it.
artman
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-10
2009-10-06 18:13:02
Wow. Is that guy really talking the whole way down? That was awesome.
0
It takes a weekend just to get all the mods you want installed and working correctly.
rednightmare
gaming
1
1
0
2010-07
2010-07-14 20:29:44
If you get involved in Morrowind, it will eat both your time and your sleep and leave you as an empty husk. And you will *love every second*.
0
Along those lines, many of the translations of the Tao Te Ching (Dao De Jing) have almost Christian themes -- that don't appear in other translations.
HermesTheMessenger
atheism
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-05 12:54:52
What are the chances!?
0
I think it's funny
MadScientist420
trees
2
2
0
2010-12
2010-12-28 20:38:01
What a shame.
0
They hate any team that has a winning season record.
bendh18
MLS
2
2
0
2011-01
2011-01-30 15:52:00
Yeah, TFC fans have an unreasonable amount of hate for us that I don't get.
0
What leads you to believe that that supplement boosts test?
silverhydra
Fitness
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-28 19:58:16
Alright.Other then that what would you recommend? I am going to do a testosterone boost with a fat burner call thermbuterone I believe.
0
:(
anthonymckay
bayarea
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-14 22:47:24
California's next budget casualty -- 70 state parks on governor's closure list
0
Eyes look pretty round to me, bro [](/troll)
happydude742
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
1
1
0
2010-12
2010-12-06 18:24:02
That *is* the Asian father face [](/melvin).
0
Is he wearing... flip flops?
FlyingSpaghettiMan
pics
1
1
0
2010-12
2010-12-29 06:36:41
I saw this snowman (snowchomp?) while on a run today.
0
I am dizzy from all this spinning.
uriman
worldnews
16
16
0
2010-06
2010-06-02 03:25:30
McCain and FoxNews explain the Israeli flotilla incident
0
First on my list of places to retire.
dotdoubledot
politics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-27 03:01:41
Today, Vermont will boast another first: the first state in the nation to offer single-payer health care, which eliminates the costly insurance companies that many believe are the root cause of our spiraling health care costs
0
My view is that they don't know any better :) Better brush up those rhetorical skills and pitch the virtues of pirate justice, freedom and ballsyness.
TMI-nternets
americanpirateparty
2
2
0
2010-01
2010-01-25 21:45:12
good to hear, perhaps the folks in favor of a name change will turn out to be a vocal minority. I sure hope we keep the name.
0
Better yet: Squirrels.
deanreevesii
WTF
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-17 22:15:49
Force him to eat a bunch of acorns and then bury him alive?
1
Lovely.
Vivicidal
WTF
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-16 10:03:46
Please join me in welcoming Reddit's newest subreddit!
0
What is that thing?
IIoWoII
pics
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-09 10:58:11
I don't think the Japanese get racism....
0
It's the cover-up, stupid.
hankhayes
politics
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-11 23:35:09
So Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) bangs a prostitute in a motel room while his wife and kids are at home watching Fox News tell them that gay rights will destroy the sanctity of marriage, is not forced out of the Senate, but a liberal tweets a photo and he is a monster?
0
Sounds like an insane thing to do.
Bedeone
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-06 08:11:32
There goes the insanity plea.
0
No, just a bonus.
superdude4agze
Frugal
7
7
0
2011-06
2011-06-17 04:07:49
Was it pay day?
1
So was it just one nerd that did his homework for him, or did he have a team of them?
RiOrius
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-17 17:54:49
Quarterback of the football team was valedictorian at my highschool.
0
When Americans talk about "socialism" or "police state" I just think "shutup, noobs."
florinandrei
IAmA
1
1
0
2010-09
2010-09-28 01:15:40
Since the request for someone who actually lived in a police state had to do with the ridiculous accusations that the United States is turning into one, what are your opinions on that? Any interesting comparisons or contrasts between the United States (as it is and as it might possibly be) and the Romanian police state...
0
Cookies might be the *least* refreshing thing I can think of, but funny story nonetheless.
gijyun
IAmA
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-22 21:19:00
Somewhat unrelated story: at around the 23-mile mark, I picked up a bag of Famous Amos cookies from a spectator standing on the side of the road. I held them in my hand for the last three miles because I didn't want to have my mouth dried up by cookie crumbs, etc. When I passed the finish, I got my medal, opened the co...
0
I heard Belichick went straight home from that game and bathed in his favorite jam....
dafakin
nfl
3
3
0
2010-11
2010-11-27 00:34:56
Sound FX: Bill Belichick miked vs. Colts
0
Good one.
mellowmonk
japan
2
2
0
2010-08
2010-08-26 00:53:46
Please realize that the only Americans he talks to are the guys he sees at the Russian titty bar he frequents.
0
I see your neighbor is ready for the zombie apocalypse with his floating penis fortress.
veriix
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
18
18
0
2011-04
2011-04-03 14:54:49
Bus stop rage,yes people are that stupid
1
Considering how hilariously **bad** the first iteration of this game was, this bodes well.
dale1v
gamernews
3
3
0
2011-05
2011-05-19 08:50:46
APB Reloaded Open Beta delayed
1
Now if they can only eliminate Israel, then this will all be solved
misterAction
worldnews
4
4
0
2011-05
2011-05-19 15:59:21
The Middle East is running dry. The most water-stressed nations on Earth are all in the Middle East and North Africa. Add surging populations and food and energy costs, and trouble seems inevitable
0
Seen it before, but thanks for reminding me.
luster
reddit.com
2
2
0
2009-09
2009-09-15 20:40:50
While my ukulele gently weeps.
0
Rescue = alive Recover = dead
ballstein
worldnews
2
2
0
2010-10
2010-10-16 04:07:28
Meanwhile, in China 1261 people died in coal mines in the first half of 2010. It's not as glamorous as the Chilean rescue?
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Can you imagine why?
NeoTheta
worldnews
-1
-1
0
2011-05
2011-05-19 21:54:52
Support for Swedish NATO membership drops - Fewer Swedes support Swedish membership in NATO and roughly half are outright opposed to the idea, a new poll shows.
1
What right to *privacy*.
NeoTheta
politics
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-13 13:26:49
F.B.I. Giving Agents New Powers in battling privacy
1
Don't forget the kennels.
NeoTheta
funny
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-30 23:32:37
I am sorry, but today's kids NEED leashes. Little brats the lot of them! (this is mostly the fault of the parents) Some even need muzzles & electric shock collars.
1
Who would ever destroy evidence?
NeoTheta
worldnews
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-23 18:48:25
Records Department of Egypt's Interior Ministry set ablaze - destroying evidence??
0
yawn...
antmandan
AskReddit
2
2
0
2009-12
2009-12-22 03:44:14
Did you read my post? He was citing known PETA talking points and regurgitating their arguments. He may not be affiliated with them but he was using their talking points. The two are not mutually exclusive. I feel sorry for you if you fail to see the distinction.