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Right, and there's never any water hangin around a solar system...
Hadrius
askscience
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-26 10:12:02
No because planets are collections of debris from the area they orbit.
1
MOAR ENTITLEMENTS!
CodeandOptics
Libertarian
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-01 11:54:49
Here's The Only Chart You Need To See To Understand Why The US Is Screwed
0
don't worry, we'll make another one.
bashmental
AskReddit
0
0
0
2011-06
2011-06-27 14:39:29
**BURN BITCH BUUUURN** Oh shit this means no Reddit either! **DON'T BURN BITCH, DON'T BURN**
0
What was the comment?
JonasBrosSuck
pics
22
22
0
2010-06
2010-06-24 02:19:29
whoooooooooooosh!
0
Hooray for mindless team politics!
libertyfrog
politics
3
3
0
2011-01
2011-01-17 03:54:42
Just a friendly reminder that our National Debt would be zero by now and we would be running a surplus if we had kept the same economic polices in place under Clinton. Remember that the next time a Republican talks to you about deficits. They created them.
0
The answer, of course, is the OP
david-me
lgbt
2
2
0
2010-11
2010-11-12 15:54:06
Which is the gay one?
1
You can get a new serial number for your game for the low, low, price of $69.99.
cheshirelaugh
gaming
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-28 07:11:54
If I have a legitimate copy of a pc game but don't have the serial, is it possible to call the company and request it? I might buy a lot of pc games and not all of them have serials. Are there product numbers on discs or something I could give them? These would be for newer games like Cod Black Ops.
1
Nope its because he is a black guy, you know he might mug you.
AU2010
CFB
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-28 14:25:03
I think the idea of a dual-threat QB is the bigger deal. I also think it makes Wisconsin scarier on third down than they were last year. They were eighth in the country on third down last year.
1
pervert
Jonesty
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-30 19:04:53
When I was 20, I was a mobile DJ. One day I was DJ'ing a Jr. High School dance and one of the girls asked me to dance with her during a slow song. Rather than being a jerk, I agreed and we danced for about 2 minutes with at least 1 foot of distance between us. Apparently the school principal noticed and did not approve...
1
bocce balls - two of them - and they are blue
postpostit
IAmA
1
1
0
2011-07
2011-07-01 00:18:36
You haven't fapped in 2 years? Your balls must be huge.
1
....yea, that's true.
Lesserof2evils
Egypt
1
1
0
2011-08
2011-08-11 12:52:10
Rabbina yehdeek yabny. I lost it after I read that he admits to punch and kick dogs. If he is Muslim someone needs to remind him about what Muhammad, peace be upon him, said about the woman that tortured a cat. She ended up in hell.
0
I don't really think so, karma whoring is a bit of a problem, but I use karma points as a way to judge if I made worthwhile contribution to the discussion.
TeddyPicker
AskReddit
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-03 18:12:13
Is karma a hindrance? Is it me or is Karama hindrance? It seems to be force people to post links/ask questions which the community agrees with bringing in new ideas.
0
I have a company laptop, I bookmark the reddit link for later viewing.
anonnow
pics
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-09 15:33:47
Who doesn't do this at work?
1
Clearly one of those Jews in on the Conspiracy huh?
INTERNETCHAMP
AskReddit
-1
-1
0
2011-03
2011-03-01 15:02:14
You mean a "friend of Abraham?"
0
Civ IV
abcadaba
Minecraft
2
2
0
2010-10
2010-10-21 05:48:19
What is this music? I recognize it, but can't figure it out. Please help me. Edit- Nevermind, figured it out.
0
Put it on.
mikel81
trees
1
1
0
2010-03
2010-03-20 01:19:53
that's a party hat, right there
1
Yeah, but there was a hint in the title.
GeneralRobert
reddit.com
3
3
0
2011-03
2011-03-02 21:29:21
NSFW
1
For all you environmentalists, it's made from a real turtle.
GeneralRobert
pics
3
3
0
2011-01
2011-01-16 21:19:20
Here is a pic of my candle holder.
1
Why must she be 18 inches?
GeneralRobert
WTF
9
9
0
2010-11
2010-11-18 16:30:38
I have to rethink my "she has tattoos and piercings, she must be 18" rule of thumb.
0
Half the time it would be just as fast anyway.
lennort
announcements
1
1
0
2010-07
2010-07-23 01:35:04
one of the sites i could still use with a 56kbps without banging my head too much.
1
No way man... this guy totally edges out Hitler.
kargat
videos
34
34
0
2011-03
2011-03-03 04:55:09
He's a dick, but the biggest asshole ever? I'm pretty sure I've met bigger assholes.
0
Why does the East Coast have such better deals than the rest of Canada?
Alaith
canada
2
2
0
2010-12
2010-12-14 03:39:28
He could be out east, in the Maritimes Bell Aliant is rolling out fiber optics with currently no caps and no plans for any.
0
your cat is really one of those superheros who refuses to take off their mask
jeff61813
lolcats
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-16 03:41:42
This is our adorable cat, Sir Googles Eli.
0
Taking the LSD first solves the "space travel" problem quite easily.
jmnugent
AskReddit
2
2
0
2009-03
2009-03-22 20:34:38
Can we do the *space travel* one first?
1
Wow I had never seen this before
jdpwnsyou
reddit.com
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-04 19:20:37
Baby Panda Scares Mother
0
THIS IS PERFECT!
somepancakes
Inglip
3
3
0
2011-03
2011-03-04 21:09:05
caps that
1
Just one more year and we ought them right where we want them.
axiomnow
Libertarian
4
4
0
2011-03
2011-03-07 05:37:59
Between U.S. Military aid and the ATF, the United States has supplied the Mexican drug cartels with most of the assault weapons used in the thousands of murders, including the killing of a U.S. agent in Mexico
1
It's okay though, at least they won't be Evil.
axiomnow
conspiracy
2
2
0
2010-12
2010-12-19 07:38:24
Google in Bed with CIA
1
The internet, have you seen it?
XxionxX
IAmA
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-08 06:36:02
It's amazing how easily reddit will believe something with no proof whatsoever
1
Truthers and Tea Party types are a Serious threat to security don't ya know.
kent4jmj
Bad_Cop_No_Donut
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-08 20:06:01
Cleveland Police to get 100 assault rifles
0
woah ratatat is not jam
geneusutwerk
Music
0
0
0
2009-04
2009-04-16 22:21:30
Ratatat. Good jam band.
0
emerge --deps-only $package
SirPsychoS
linux
0
0
0
2009-10
2009-10-18 08:31:34
"apt-get build-dep"
1
Yeah, Japan has a totally healthy culture, as well as a functional approach to sexuality.
Non-prophet
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-09 10:33:41
In Japan they are children's movies. They show them on TV all the time. Children are stronger than we give them credit... Also this just in, boobies and peepees. We all have them. Country with violent video games is among the most peaceful in the world. More at eleven...
1
Why work to make everyone smarter when it's easier and saves us money to just make everyone dumber?
schoofer
politics
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-09 20:47:00
Yeah, I don't really understand Floridians agreeing w/ Dick Scott cutting education. No, really I don't get it.
1
Zing!
JimmyJamesMac
politics
-14
-14
0
2011-03
2011-03-10 00:50:49
The ones who walked out on their job for 3 weeks?
0
This is what I thought he meant too when I first began to read it.
llThelotusll
AskReddit
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-27 07:00:07
I call my little sis Punky cause she looked like Punky Brewster when she was small.
1
Hitchens sure nailed the war in Iraq.
Gahahaha
atheism
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-10 13:20:36
Hitchens nails it, as usual.
1
Yeah they totally tapped out their creativity when they had a snake pokemon that's named snake backwards.
RepostedContent
pokemon
3
3
0
2011-03
2011-03-10 18:00:45
Imo all the new games are generic garbage just made to make nintendo more money because pokemon has so many fan boys that will buy every game.
0
or "the straight stick is 1%, the curved stick is 2%, and the jumble of letters is whole milk"
omegian
AskReddit
38
38
0
2009-08
2009-08-19 18:56:12
I'm not sure. I did end up telling him that light blue is 1%, darker blue is 2% and red is whole milk. He seemed to appreciate that bit of info.
1
I think he means less Croatian
iok
malefashionadvice
6
6
0
2011-03
2011-03-12 00:47:25
Oy! What do you mean, less euro? By the way, I think we're still mostly on RayBans over here.
1
unedited - i am sure.
sheasie
politics
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-12 04:56:03
Secret Service Releases Audio from the Moment Reagan Was Shot
1
I'm sure it is a functional trap.
The_Dirty_Carl
pics
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-14 02:29:08
What the fuck? That's by far the dumbest shit i've ever seen. People don't look down in NYC and someone is going to step on it.
1
Everyone knows skinny jeans are in, silly...
DanGarion
malefashionadvice
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-14 05:29:37
Wow, lots of hostility toward boot-cut jeans. What's wrong with them and 2011? Some sort of Chinese calendar thing?
1
Nothing a bit of shoe polish can't fix.
wallace1231
TheDarkTower
4
4
0
2011-03
2011-03-14 19:50:30
Jennifer Carpenter, the actress that plays Dexter's sister, is on the short list for Susannah. This is...unexpected.
0
No because I'm not attracted to women.
arthritisboner
OkCupid
0
0
0
2011-03
2011-03-16 07:31:04
Do you also find it unattractive for women to acknowledge there's a glass ceiling in many companies?
1
Thanks for giving up the time to make a well-explained, interesting, useful comment.
GarrMateys
Art
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-18 05:23:14
This belongs in the museum of bad art
0
The good one or the bad one?
Night-Man
AskReddit
3
3
0
2010-08
2010-08-07 10:46:24
I usually try to squeeze in a mile run (4 times around my block) every night, but recently I've been a little scared to go outside. I'm not sure why, as I live in a pretty safe city (Vancouver), but something just creeps me out about my area.
1
Hey, they're faithful, not crazy.
rintinSn
atheism
4
4
0
2011-03
2011-03-19 23:53:49
I bet none of them actually have enough faith to get rid of all their money
0
Link?
stp2007
architecture
4
4
0
2010-03
2010-03-14 03:01:39
12 awesome houses made of shipping containers For less than $2000, you can buy a shipping container and have it sent anywhere you want in the US. Get a collection and put them together to make your own sweet container house! It's such a neat, inexpensive and sustainable idea. I love these. What do you think, Reddit?
1
you forgot to add the
achmadd
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-21 12:28:39
USA USA USA!!!!!!!
1
Since I worked on Paul and feed my family, or not, according to how well it does in theaters, all I can say is thank you.
Muzzlehatch
atheism
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-21 20:43:17
Anyone find a good torrent?
1
pfhhh damn hippies
Se7en_speed
reddit.com
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-22 01:21:50
Some of us from Clark are here too. :)
1
Now that is what I call quality journalism!
plbogen
aggies
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-23 23:55:08
A not-so-comprehensive look at blues music
1
Experimental art always eventually filters down to popular culture.
makeinstall
electronicmusic
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-24 11:42:23
For a second, I thought this was a new Aphex Twin album
1
But if all the rich left, we would have no jobs, because they employ everyone.
HugDispenser
politics
-1
-1
0
2011-03
2011-03-25 04:49:31
If taxing the shit out of the rich would actually result in them packing up and leaving the country for tax havens, I say GTFO. I could see opportunity abound for the rest of us to rebuild this country with a fair system of governance that is truly for the people. Of course this would not happen. The rich would pay the...
1
That's probably why he's pissed that they haven't fixed this bug...
santa4nt
lgbt
6
6
0
2011-03
2011-03-25 18:28:18
Didn't Zevran do the *exact same thing*?
0
I am not hungover today because I was still drunk when I woke up.
evil_IT_guy_666
AskReddit
2
2
0
2011-01
2011-01-01 22:22:30
How many of you are NOT hungover today?
1
Should have used more dispersants.
c10ne
science
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-26 13:57:20
Lingering Oil from Exxon Valdez
1
This is not evidence for evolution.
jabb0
pics
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-27 12:30:27
Devil's Eyes Moth
1
But I have Faith that it is there.
KnightKrawler
atheism
7
7
0
2011-03
2011-03-27 17:25:47
Can you see China? No. Can you touch China? No. Then China doesn't exist. This argument is fucking stupid.
1
This makes absolute sense because we all support military action abroad.
montresor83
politics
0
0
0
2011-03
2011-03-29 00:44:51
The entire concept of the "American people" is an illusion propagated by commercial interests in order to encourage broad support to military action abroad that furthers those commercial interests.
1
I'm sure the occupation of Afghanistan by foreigners had nothing to do with it at all.
captainhaddock
Christianity
5
5
0
2011-04
2011-04-02 05:59:10
Terry Jones' Koran burning leads to UN deaths in Afghanistan. What do you guys think about this?
0
I still like "The Game," where the entire crew goes pod-people insane, Wesley hits on Ashley Judd, and not a SINGLE PERSON thanks the kid for single-handedly saving the entire ship.
mean0dean0
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
3
3
0
2010-09
2010-09-19 06:04:38
Next Gen
1
Another reason to shoot on film, since we know film has infinite latitude and resolution.
CubedOptimism
Filmmakers
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-03 02:47:16
Film Major Flamingo and White Balancing
1
ILLUMINATI OMG AHHHHHHHH
slireddit
pics
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-04 02:23:09
They're just folded bills...oh.
1
Didn't you know, logic is oppression and a tool of "patriarchy"!
Bobsutan
MensRights
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-05 00:55:40
I got banned for a comment on feminisms that got up voted (I did not cross post or anything) by their community. All I did was point out how an article was drawing illogical conclusions from the data... and I guess that simply was not okay.
1
Seriously, we should be splitting this three ways, after the way Reddit's gone off about it.
jdwpom
IAmA
6
6
0
2011-04
2011-04-05 21:19:19
Didn't make a dime! Wish I had the moral fail to do so, the total is going high.
1
Yeah, because they never get raped.
lucidatype
pics
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-06 02:36:47
Says the ugly fat chick.
0
also, the chick in The Crying Game has a wiener.
wunderdug
AskReddit
27
27
0
2010-03
2010-03-10 18:47:04
wtf! I still have not seen the last few movies. I was about to watch the rest of the series today.
1
Annunaki being easily read by English speakers is proof America is God's Nation!
ronintetsuro
conspiracy
0
0
0
2011-04
2011-04-06 20:02:22
are you kidding? That's the *ancient Annunaki language.* This guy's got the inside scoop for sure.
1
Forgot my
lolwutpear
politics
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-06 21:52:05
The House only requires a simple majority (50% + 1) to pass legislation, while the Senate has a de facto supermajority requirement (60%) because of the filibuster.
1
The Palestinian "freedom fighters" finally found a way to thwart the *Trophy* and *Iron Dome* systems - shoot Anti-tank missiles at school buses.
BoiledGizzard
Israel
13
13
0
2011-04
2011-04-07 14:54:01
Gaza militants launch projectile at Israeli bus.
1
Keep your government hands off my Medicare!
eskimotion
politics
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-08 05:33:27
Here in Australia where we have a public health system (albeit an imperfect one) so that people can be treated based on need rather than wealth, we just scratch our heads and wonder how anyone in the states can think it's a bad idea, much less freedom hating Communist terrorism. The pitiful irony from how it looks to m...
0
Me three!
cryptogirl
lgbt
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-07 23:20:51
Me too, me too!
1
your logic is failproof.
protomor
Minecraft
4
4
0
2011-04
2011-04-09 00:50:17
Its written in a different coding language entirely, it is no more a minecraft ripoff than minecraft is an infiniminer ripoff.
1
Still a fan of the xml version.
zelf0gale
worldnews
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-12 16:02:38
Wait...are we using the ~ to signify sarcasm now? That's brilliant if so...
1
Or 10 semi obscure hipster beers you can't afford to get drunk on.
nanan00
beer
-1
-1
0
2011-04
2011-04-12 20:00:42
10 beers that will make you drink like a man.
1
s Yeah, right
shouldwritestuffdown
China
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-13 11:04:44
I'd probably raise it in more conservative countries, or at least countries where the disparity of rights between the sexes is greater -- in these 'less conservative' societies, not so many of the ladies have to sleep with coal bosses to make a living or advance in their careers.
0
oh god, i see this phrase catching on...
touchpadonbackon
pics
6
6
0
2010-06
2010-06-02 00:53:12
no pedo.
1
It's cool how they managed to catch all of Detroit's cars in one shot.
VitQ
CityPorn
0
0
0
2011-04
2011-04-14 08:19:58
Very cool Detroit shot..
1
Can't be wasted if you are in jail.
mohocian
todayilearned
4
4
0
2011-04
2011-04-14 21:05:05
TIL African-Americans statistically drink less than all other minorities in the US.
1
He sure showed him !
Kanuck88
WTF
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-15 22:14:17
NYPD gives guy a ticket for riding his bike on the sidewalk, dude walks by and cracks a joke. Watch what happens.
1
He did it to test your faith, obviously.
C_IsForCookie
science
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-16 04:50:06
But why would our benevolent God try to fool us? This sounds more like the devil's work. DEVIL TREES!
1
the slash means 'stop' so that doesn't make sense
FruityPeebils
todayilearned
0
0
0
2011-04
2011-04-16 21:12:01
/now driving to Taco Bell
1
He's white, so it's not terrorism.
tosss
guns
15
15
0
2011-04
2011-04-17 15:15:49
Make sure to flag as inappropriate for promoting terroristic acts.
1
Yes, "The Jungle" was a total fiction.
x-site-d
comics
0
0
0
2011-04
2011-04-18 02:19:58
You realize it is generally accepted by historians that the Jungle was mostly yellow journalist bullshit yes?
1
Women love begging.
neoncp
scifi
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-19 21:13:14
pretty please?
1
yeah, all those crappy solo casters like Matron and Josh and Psy and Hydra and...
MenacingVitamin
starcraft
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-23 03:50:35
Imo there shouldn't be any solo casters. Any voice can get annoying if there is no break from it. Not to mention it's much more common for something to be missed with just 1 caster. That being said HD and PainUser did well.
1
Yea these cool paper air planes will surely win them the arms race.
BlaYs
politics
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-23 12:27:42
I think the Pakistani government wants more terrorist so that they can get these cool stuff and aid from the US to keep up with india.
1
Clearly if you raise the marginal tax rate by 2% nobody will try to be rich anymore and capitalism will fail.
zapbark
politics
5
5
0
2011-04
2011-04-23 14:53:01
The Public Overwhelmingly Wants It: Why Is Taxing the Rich So Hard? The obvious answer is that rich people have political clout and the Public have none anymore
0
Chicks love when you fuck with their emotions for fun
7thsign
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
4
4
0
2011-02
2011-02-14 05:45:11
This recently just happened to me with a girl I've been friends with for a long time. She had just gotten a new phone and needed people's numbers again and I had forgotten to give her mine. The thing was, I had only sent her the text, "Knock knock", and I was going to tell this inane knockknock joke a four year old had...
1
How did I know it was Jack Layton before I saw the picture?
Flyspeck
canada
-4
-4
0
2011-04
2011-04-26 07:41:15
Look who I met today
1
Yeah, and after that whole Hitler thing I decided not to like humans ever again.
Badlaundry
pics
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-26 12:50:48
Correction, THIS is why I don't like small dogs...
1
When you say something sarcastic, you're supposed to end it like this
IPoopedMyPants
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-28 01:01:27
Haha, they need a sarcasm font. Or I just need to remember that I'm on reddit.
0
Unless you have insurance to pay for his BMW, you're fucked.
jaxxorz
reddit.com
4
4
0
2010-09
2010-09-10 16:16:55
good luck finding a doctor like that today.
1
But MxPx's "Life in General" came out in the 90s.
whatdoyouwantmetosay
Music
3
3
0
2011-04
2011-04-28 03:11:22
all at about the same time I got this album, AFI's good album and Avenged Sevenfolds Waking the Fallen damm that was a good year for music(maybe not all released on that year, I dont knwo) and life in general
0
You should learn to read.
madcow44820
politics
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-28 12:14:01
**affirmative action**? it does wonders...
1
Well, it's not like Chinese or Indian cultures had marriage until the European explorers arrived.
jcpenguin
atheism
4
4
0
2011-04
2011-04-30 23:10:13
yeah, why does no one bring up the fact that marriage predates the abrahamic religions?
1
Sorry I questioned you, all knowing redditor, for since *you* haven't seen it, it *must not* exist.
mx-
tf2
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-01 23:19:48
Lol no they don't. They might require $25 to open, but I've never seen a bank require you to carry a minimum in your checking account. Quit making up bullshit.
0
sounds like a good year
shitlikethat
nfl
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-10 02:07:01
These TV shows all premiered that year. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman Star Trek: DS9 Homicide: Life on the Street Beavis and Butt-Head Walker, Texas Ranger Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Late Show with David Letterman Late Night with Conan O'Brien The X-Files Boy Meets World Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman...