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It was cool until like the third screen down, and then I started to feel uncomfortable.
nonethewiser
WTF
0
0
0
2010-09
2010-09-22 17:56:13
Fun With Paper
0
They'd only get off on it.
sge_fan
politics
4
4
0
2010-05
2010-05-09 17:14:48
It should be a law that people like this have to go to every holocaust museum in Europe.
0
The mom looks like the face-transplant woman (post-op)..
sunshine-x
pics
1
1
0
2009-05
2009-05-12 16:39:32
Family Photo
0
I hope you're trying to be funny, otherwise that's just sad.
sunshine-x
reddit.com
-1
-1
0
2009-03
2009-03-30 20:01:46
Miracles are just science that we don't understand yet.
0
Great presentation, but the way he keeps saying "hybrid" like it's "hybread" is very distracting to me.
sunshine-x
technology
1
1
0
2009-04
2009-04-30 15:19:54
Not Smart: Warner Music Issues DMCA Takedown On Larry Lessig Presentation
0
It could also be racial: spic, nigger, etc.
rickroy37
atheism
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-07 07:58:38
"Swearing always involves something considered private or shameful like bodily excretions, sexual misconduct, or religion." Just a thought I had. "Shit, fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker, shithead, asswipe, fuck you, Jesus Christ, God damn it."
0
I feel like one of the Japanese Nuclear Technicians, a hero, but possibly doomed from exposure.
lowlevelguy
politics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-02 18:18:53
Thank you for the summary. I was afraid I'd have to go listen to him just for the fucks sake.
0
So we just saw Brandon Phillips do something similar a couple days ago, but I think what makes this one so much better is the look of, "I can't believe that really worked" on his face afterward.
iltat_work
baseball
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-12 06:56:03
Konerko's ridiculous play to end the game
0
They will be once they get home.
borez
unitedkingdom
3
3
0
2010-12
2010-12-05 16:32:29
Nothing annoys me more than changing trains at Earl's Court and seeing smug peroxided couples with their Erotica bags pretending they're being deviant.
0
Hey, how the fuck did he do that?
burntsac
reddit.com
5
5
0
2010-06
2010-06-29 23:48:56
pop
0
Is it really suckered if you see it coming?
staiano
politics
1
1
0
2010-09
2010-09-23 20:36:38
Then I guess he will be suckered again.
0
FUCK YOU, BOA!
fingers
videos
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-03 00:09:19
Why Bank Of America Fired Me
0
That guy is very vulnerable to the mustache manipulation techniques demonstrated in part 2 of this series.
IrrigatedPancake
videos
22
22
0
2009-01
2009-01-24 18:42:40
Martial arts for the modern warrior
0
I choose weed.
coollettuce
trees
7
7
0
2010-03
2010-03-25 07:21:07
As a graduate student, academics and 420 do not mix well. If you have any serious studious ambitions, learn to moderate your consumption. Sometimes you have to make choices.
0
I'll bring the camera just in case there isn't one around.
Badmojoe
pics
3
3
0
2011-01
2011-01-12 21:48:52
If I'm ever kidnapped or missing I hope news stations use a photo like this.
0
Boobs are wonderful.
ballstein
pics
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-27 03:41:49
Why girls wear sunglasses
0
Only if you had a good reason right?
tehorhay
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-25 21:01:53
Come on guys, downvotes? Really? I wouldn't wanna rape Jon Voight, can't you guys take a joke? If I was gonna rape someone, I would've raped Monica Bellucci. You know the scene in Irreversible? Yeah, that's what I'd do to her. But only if I had to! :D
0
ZOMG is that you Jon Stewart?
sonicmerlin
politics
0
0
0
2011-05
2011-05-17 05:37:22
Abortion and healthcare are in an entirely different league from assault weapon bans. Banning of assault weapons prevents a very narrow subset of the population from being able to perform an infrequent leisure activity (while simultaneously restricting access to *very* deadly weapons). Abortion and healthcare deal with...
0
Press enter twice.
creativeembassy
til
5
5
0
2010-08
2010-08-13 04:41:50
Someone tell me how to start a new paragraph, the help section's lying at me.
0
It's still $509 Canadian, despite the fact that CAD/USD are pretty much at par atm.
psilokan
geek
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-04 16:24:19
The Lego Millennium Falcon is ON SALE! (marked down from $500 to 'only' $375)
0
A knife is still a weapon, and I wouldn't bring one to a fight.
psilokan
gadgets
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-11 17:13:42
You are aware what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight don't you?
0
Flying horse!
LeviathanTech
gaming
5
5
0
2010-06
2010-06-08 05:41:38
These glitches are what make me want to play a game. The ones I saw for Red Dead Redemption are fucking hilarious.
0
Just curious.
belletti
philosophy
1
1
0
2009-11
2009-11-13 09:57:38
Yes. Why?
0
It's gonna be huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
robjob
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-03 16:05:43
Might be a bit local, but I would NEVER buy a car from Billy Fucillo just because of his obnoxious fucking commercials. It seems like there is a new one every 2 days and his production budget is like $20.
0
I'd hit him/her and your slutty mother.
Liverotto
WTF
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-09 10:52:44
My mother sent me this this morning (semi-nsfw)
0
'Course, there are some things you can solve with recursion that can't be parallelized, like generating a Fibonacci sequence.
Terr_
programming
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-12 07:14:25
Recursion is a trade off of stack for speed. It may do this in part by improving parallelism, which may increase scalability.
0
There's a pun here.
maci01
seduction
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-04 16:42:18
this takes going cave man to a hole other level!!
0
manufacturing techniques probably improved over the decade thus a more realistic barbie.
Peter89
WTF
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-07 08:52:19
90's Barbie vs 00's Barbie
0
A couple of months old...
NeoTheta
worldnews
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-21 16:40:51
40 Search Warrants Executed as FBI Goes After 'Anonymous'
0
I've stopped flying.
NeoTheta
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-15 02:58:34
Obama Pencils In $37 Billion Budget Increase For DHS, Naked Body Scanners
0
Ah, the stupidity of youth... believing that youth alone accounts for anything.
ivanmarsh
gaming
2
2
0
2011-02
2011-02-04 17:58:04
The problem with the games industry is that it's led by old farts. Where are the youngsters?
0
88.564% of statistics are made up.
azreal156
atheism
1
1
0
2009-06
2009-06-04 07:21:33
97% of Christians make up statistics.
0
Repost from last week, posted many times already.
JeanNaRH
WTF
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-23 21:31:46
This proves once and for all that wresting is NOT fake
0
Someone got downvoted!
Metaphoricalsimile
pics
0
0
0
2011-03
2011-03-23 18:30:23
Onward! Onward, Reddit spawn.
0
White People do THIS, Black people to THAT, When the lights go out white people PANIC, When the lights go out black people PLAN IT.
ZombieDracula
pics
2
2
0
2010-03
2010-03-04 04:35:30
White people be all like this, but then black people be all like THIS!
0
Does this work even after the fortress is started?
Grognor
dwarffortress
1
1
0
2010-12
2010-12-10 20:15:26
You could replace the [PET_EXOTIC] tag with [PET].
0
You went to Law School at Costco?
nkktwotwozero
offbeat
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-22 12:25:33
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
0
Must have for MFLB owners
YourUsernameSucks
science
9
9
0
2011-06
2011-06-10 04:30:02
MIT Researchers Developing Batteries Which Can Be Recharged In Seconds
0
I feel bad for you, son.
triad203
funny
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-28 17:40:06
I got 99 problems... And a bitch is several.
0
I like how the one lady who is doing things about perfectly (-16 pounds in 14 weeks) thinks she needs something more like what her stupid friend is doing.
folderol
Fitness
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-04 15:05:16
I think this is a complete f'in ripoff. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
0
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
artman
pics
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-22 16:20:06
Jack Nicholson
0
If I were 60 years older, I would totally look in her general direction.
jredbone
WTF
8
8
0
2009-04
2009-04-22 10:38:18
This woman is 78 years old. W.T.F.
0
This is my comment of the day, as this will basically be me in... 10 years.
paulderev
comics
4
4
0
2010-09
2010-09-13 17:11:16
Well yes, band t-shirts. They're pretty worn out but I like them. It used to be Back in Black (AC/DC shirt) , but now it's more like Back in Gray with Holes.
0
I'd be pumped if someone upvoted my car.
Iamnotyourhero
pics
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-11 00:18:48
thats vandalism, but its probably your moms so it's cool.
1
YEAH AND THEN WE CAN HAVE QUESTS AND FLETCHING AND PKING AND THE WILDY TOOOOOO
Armbyants
Minecraft
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-04 23:03:01
Simple idea to implement more metals and stones to Minecraft
0
That's fine, but I think you are hinting that we have differing opinions of "efficiency".
maleman
politics
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-07 19:04:30
If people didn't want their snuggies and hanna montana then they would have never been made or would have disappeared long ago.
0
Kinky!
meh1234
gonewild
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-04 23:39:55
We will play for asses. Pink slips only
0
Sarah Palin: America's Retard
arizonaburning
politics
28
28
0
2010-06
2010-06-20 17:04:41
Sarah Palin vs. Oil Spill -- "Gulf disaster needs divine intervention as man's efforts have been futile."
0
Sure sounds like Old Chicago politics.
bdpf
reddit.com
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-08 04:53:02
Coincidence? Wisconsin Supreme Court incumbent, Prosser, home county has just found 'thousands' of votes two days after Kloppenburg win
0
Suicide: srs bzns
AmidTheSnow
Metal
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-11 02:43:52
Kill Yourself - by Stormtroopers of Death: Dedicated to all you guys who think metal is srs bzns and have no sense of humour.
0
sick bitch.
sheasie
politics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-05 04:31:13
And so it begins.
0
Fucking great game
TheJames69
trees
3
3
0
2011-03
2011-03-29 04:40:23
Castle Crashers. Nuff Said.
0
palin's a dumb cunt who's whoring it up for fox news and collecting all the green she can.
zak_on_reddit
politics
3
3
0
2011-05
2011-05-19 13:27:13
Sarah Palin?
0
I did one a long time ago and got alot of flak for being a manipulative asshole, but you are welcome to ask me any questions.
philosarapter
cogsci
11
11
0
2010-12
2010-12-03 18:10:16
AMA?
0
it's not stripping if it's for jesus!
Nethius
videos
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-22 17:21:05
Christian Pole Dancing... no this isn't an episode of South Park.
0
It's all the Jews and Mexicans turning reddit to shit.
son-of-chadwardenn
pics
0
0
0
2009-03
2009-03-03 02:52:44
Its all the 4chan/digg cast-offs turning reddit to shit
0
I'd like to do this, but the little town I live in doesn't have a water fountain in the park (but they do have a Coke vending machine).
PoorDepthPerception
running
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-07 17:27:55
What i do! I never like carrying water. It's also more goal-oriented, otherwise i'd be drinking all my water too early.
0
Chur.
Ehran
newzealand
8
8
0
2010-03
2010-03-08 22:53:33
That's sweet as.
0
I'm guessing that commenters w/o beds are permanently single?
jmiles540
AskReddit
3
3
0
2009-05
2009-05-15 15:03:40
I sleep on the floor everyday (too cheap to buy a bed). It's fine... I don't really experience any back pains or anything. You just need a good pillow.
0
At an [8]?
Impudent_Femme
reddit.com
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-27 07:24:08
**M A R I J U A N A**
0
Good skit, fuck the ads.
myotheralt
geek
1
1
0
2010-07
2010-07-12 09:11:02
My friend dug up this rare Patrick Stewart SNL skit from 1994: Sexy Cakes!
0
no, but they choose to listen to it.
WaitThisIsntDigg
politics
3
3
0
2011-03
2011-03-08 17:30:41
Moral of the story, Don't listen to alternative sources for news, because you might learn a thing or two. That's the real danger. Tea baggers aren't racist, just severely misinformed. How would you feel if a glowing box you are told to trust starts scaring the shit out of your middle class, nearly retired or receiving ...
0
Keep working - that's not enough to maintain my current lifestyle.
Mnementh2230
AskReddit
1
1
0
2010-06
2010-06-07 15:29:00
What would you do if where handed 2500 $ every month, without work the rest of you life, ? What would you do if you had 2500 $ (inflation protected) every month the rest of you life? You have no obligations, no children, dog, cat, girlfriend or spouse. You can live everywhere in world.
0
What a load of crap.
kataire
web_design
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-10 08:44:52
After 20 Years, Is The Website About to Become Extinct?
0
Yeah, 1943 is only 67 years behind on case law.
ScannerBrightly
politics
0
0
0
2010-10
2010-10-08 19:21:42
Sounds like a moron didn't read up on his supreme court rulings and needs to be removed from the bench.
0
O RLY?
electricfoxx
pics
10
10
0
2009-12
2009-12-24 01:47:40
The 2010 Hooters Calendar is Amazing
0
Inneresting, thanks!
BitRex
askscience
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-04 15:22:10
You get a better view of inside all chambers. Also, the ultrasound is already there for assessment of the heart from the beginning.
0
You know, we're going to spend 50-100 years flying to alpha centauri and when we get there some dumb alien hick from some 3rd world country is going to blow up our whole ship before anyone knows what's going on
plato1123
UFOs
6
6
0
2010-01
2010-01-05 17:13:53
Russian pilot shoots at UFO ; DIRECT HIT NO DAMAGE
0
A very odd Ood.
A_Prattling_Gimp
doctorwho
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-08 08:32:38
I think my favorite part is the preview to next weeks episode. I SAW AN OOD!
0
I still don't know what the fuck Keez is
spyd3rweb
nsfw
3
3
0
2011-02
2011-02-01 06:20:02
Virtually all porn streaming sites are owned by one company.
0
upvote the the colony brotherhood!
djetaine
DallasMeetups
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-23 15:57:37
I'll try and make a showing out there. I'm not too far (over in The Colony). That and it looks like I'll stop lurking now. :P
0
Let them keep talking because it saves someone else getting a call, eventually tell them I'm not interested, Finally mention the fact I'm on the UK equivalent of the DNC list, could they please update their system.
punkfunkymonkey
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-10 00:02:38
Telemarketers suck. How do you handle them? What's your favorite way of dealing with telemarketers? I usually answer the phone in a foreign language.
0
SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN JEW WHOREBAGDOUCHENOZZLE!
gabe2011
4chan
8
8
0
2011-03
2011-03-22 05:56:42
Try and get banned from this sub. I dare you. Child porn is autobanned heads up. But, anything else goes do your worst. Sincerely, mod.
0
Yet the NFL's Pro Bowl is stocked with players from the ACC, a basketball league.
diggro
CFB
2
2
0
2011-01
2011-01-21 21:27:06
I really hate that its called "East-West" but the players are mixed up. It would be interesting to actually have East v. West or North v. South and not to mix the players up. We could also do SEC vs everyone else or as its called *The BCS National Championship*.
0
I've never used them.
alchemeron
entertainment
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-28 04:12:50
Reddit, maybe it is time we stopped trying to figure out ways to get their content free and instead figure out ways to live without it.
0
That's the most adorable porno I've ever seen.
bsiviglia9
videos
2
2
0
2009-03
2009-03-10 04:24:06
This is a video of a turtle raping a shoe. No really.. This is a video of a turtle raping a shoe.
0
It looks just like trading on the stock market, except I'm not losing money!
foxfaction
reddit.com
6
6
0
2010-02
2010-02-27 16:19:41
Reddit in real time. For us reddicts who are constantly refreshing reddit pages to see if anything changed.
0
Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade.
foxfaction
funny
9
9
0
2009-10
2009-10-23 14:45:14
This will be stuck in your head for hours now, but you will enjoy it.
0
Ads for Narwhal Bacon.
geneusutwerk
ads
27
27
0
2010-08
2010-08-02 22:07:04
I wonder what ads they're getting...
0
so, boobs, hands, and one hole versus just two holes ?
p3ngwin
pics
7
7
0
2011-05
2011-05-30 12:37:12
Difficult choices: Which half?
0
BP violated the sea, why shouldn't violence be met with violence if there is no better way?
p3ngwin
news
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-31 08:56:03
No, actually, violence might get something done. Unfortunately, this has been going for far too long and unless the people responsible develop a personal stake it will continue longer.
0
"Totally."
CamoBee
askseddit
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-26 23:11:56
"So, you're some kind of player?"
1
Turns out that penmanship is such an important skill here in the future.. Thank goodness our teachers had the foresight to punish us for not excelling in it
PoisonTaffy
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-09 05:27:17
It took me 5 minutes to figure out that my physics teacher, in his crappy handwriting, wrote "-5 bad penmanship" on my test. Ass.
0
mostly used as verb "verschlimmbessern".
fforw
todayilearned
3
3
0
2010-08
2010-08-08 12:13:15
'Schlimmbesserung' is a German word for an improvement that makes things worse.
0
That would put the cat amongst the pigeons when people saw how many men had been cuckolded.
frostek
MensRights
6
6
0
2011-06
2011-06-27 13:56:29
Paternity tests should be mandatory for *all* pregnancies.
0
I'm not really sure about the data, other than that google can't guarantee that data won't be gathered by the extensions.
sierrabravo1984
AskReddit
1
1
0
2010-12
2010-12-17 13:09:43
ok thanks :) Have any comments on the "access to my data" question :P ?
0
Just ask MediaSentry what they think of Gmail...
Ferrofluid
technology
1
1
0
2009-03
2009-03-28 18:18:15
How is Gmail lock-in if it offers IMAP? (And I hope nobody uses it it as their primary email address, right?)
0
As a guy with similar interests I support these statements.
jamie1414
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-28 15:04:10
Hello alternate me, Proud to be playing some Amnesia: The Dark Decent. And ashamed to be a devoted Wow fiend.
0
::scrolls down:: Wait.. what website am I on again?
MusicMagi
WTF
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-07 19:18:56
Gizmodo's complete redesign: A textbook example of how not to do it.
0
Why should I subsidize the costs of your decisions to live in a sparsely populated area?
isionous
Libertarian
1
1
0
2010-11
2010-11-14 18:56:46
Except if you live in bumblefuck and need some sort of government document you're up the creek unless it's profitable.
0
clearance
Pinot911
pics
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-20 23:28:07
Yes but why?
0
Maybe he wants his posts graded on a curve.
IrishJoe
politics
0
0
0
2010-01
2010-01-06 18:44:44
here's a crazy idea, that you plainly dont get. People downvote what they dont like, and upvote what they do. Its almost as if thats what this site was specifically aimed at. Oh right, it is.
0
This
IrishJoe
politics
1
1
0
2010-02
2010-02-13 20:55:29
That would leave about 15 people
0
That makes it a holy relic most in the GOP and just about every single teabagger.
IrishJoe
politics
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-29 23:19:30
OMG RONALD REAGAN TOUCHED IT
0
Raikage?
ThyZAD
pics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-19 17:42:05
LIKE I GIVE A FUCK
0
same with physics...mostly
ThyZAD
pics
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-20 06:08:04
But people going into math get math!
0
If somebody is exceptionally lousy driver, it will increase the risk even more... besides, in many states you can be hauled to jail after just one beer...
jacekplacek
Libertarian
5
5
0
2009-06
2009-06-21 20:32:37
If someone decides to drink a 12 pack of beer and then drive on the public's streets, it significantly increases the risk of injury or death to those who have an equal right to those roadways. Externalities limit individual liberties in the real world. Doing whatever you feel like is fine, but it can't infringe on one'...
0
Cocaine
Abraxas65
reddit.com
3
3
0
2011-02
2011-02-24 22:48:32
What is the best source of semi-instant energy other than caffeine? I am looking for something that will give me energy, in a healthy manner of course.
1
Looks like someone forgot the bribe.
firex726
news
3
3
0
2011-05
2011-05-10 19:00:42
Judge rules against Koch Industries in media hoax
0
Plusgood comment.
afficionado81
linguistics
6
6
0
2011-03
2011-03-16 01:28:41
I can't back this up empirically at all, but there seems to be a trend toward enormous simplification of English and elimination of redundant elements underway. For instance, we largely no longer differentiate between "good" and "well", or "less" and "fewer," always favoring the former. I would assume losing "thrice" i...