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You're not helping.
Alanna
news
2
2
0
2010-04
2010-04-29 01:35:39
Fuck these abortion happy bitches. If you don't want a baby don't have sex you whores.
0
What other carrier in the US?
Stingray88
gadgets
1
1
0
2010-07
2010-07-12 14:36:18
you're not locked in with AT&T after two years. you can bring it to another carrier.
1
Fuck you, I'm short and I'll kick your ass all over this gym!
Saneesvara
Fitness
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-10 23:56:01
Yah, fuck short people!
1
That's just because women hate red wine.
Bipolarruledout
gaming
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-22 02:18:48
That's wine and a very trendy looking setup, I can assure you that whoever it is will be looking for a guy to share it with either way ;-)
1
Actually in the US most soft drinks just come in IV's filled with high fructose corn syrup.
Bipolarruledout
reddit.com
3
3
0
2011-05
2011-05-29 15:02:43
And you're in Germany? 99% of water and soft drink bottles are 1 liter. In recent years, Coca Cola has begun selling 1.5 and 2 liter soft plastic bottles in Germany, but that's still not the norm for most drinks... Try buying Ginger Ale, non-Coca Cola or Pepsi Co. drinks in these large bottles... If you buy drinks at L...
1
This usually only works out if you're still in middle school.
Bipolarruledout
sex
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-31 07:34:43
i'm [m]ore likely to wash them before and not after, normally i just wipe them down with a kleenex or two and go to bed...
1
But if economics is magic than why can't science be?
Bipolarruledout
science
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-17 15:19:47
Economists also need to understand that science is not magic and you can only make things so efficent and for many things there are not reasonable alternatives.
1
I wonder how big the checks to PC World and CNET were.
Bipolarruledout
reddit.com
-1
-1
0
2011-03
2011-03-31 02:42:51
Both CNET and PC World couldn't find any trace of that keylogger on their test models, which may indicate that: * it wasn't installed on the review models * it's only installed in Canada * Hassan is lying * PC World and CNET are lying and/or lack expertise to discover that software Either way, I would wait before boyco...
1
It "Builds Character".
Bipolarruledout
worldnews
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-01 00:44:37
They also talked about the employment of 14-16 year olds while showing pictures of much younger children.
1
Yeah, isn't that status quo awesome?
Bipolarruledout
DoesAnybodyElse
3
3
0
2010-11
2010-11-28 13:01:26
DAE think this whole "bullying epidemic" is a load of crap? Kids have always bullied/been bullied and they always will. It's part of growing up. I got the shit beaten out of me constantly for years and I turned out fine. Do the same thing that we've always done, the bully gets detention and the you send the bullied kid...
1
I didn't know Mormons had a use for Kleenex.
Bipolarruledout
reddit.com
1
1
0
2010-10
2010-10-24 02:02:18
Mom was subdued and brainwashed. Men run the show in the church, and women are instructed to heed the counsel of their husbands. They run nearly every damn aspect of it that doesn't involve knitting cozies for Kleenex boxes.
0
I've never thought about Austrian economics as the homeopathy of economics before, but it makes a lot of sense.
Gahahaha
Economics
0
0
0
2011-04
2011-04-27 21:56:04
Indeed, but the cause was not necessarily fiscal in nature. I was making the point that the cause of the great depression is the exact same "recommendation" that austrians make to cure it.
1
Artists feel things that the rest of us don't...
vman81
reddit.com
0
0
0
2011-05
2011-05-11 11:53:48
Bloom like an artist
1
Yeah, but he'd still be walking and talking if it weren't for socialist health care.
Tmbgkc
politics
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-11 12:45:05
Physicist Stephen Hawking on universal health care: "I have received excellent medical attention in Britain, and I felt it was important to set the record straight. I believe in universal health care. And I am not afraid to say so."
0
OH GOD THE MEMES YOU MISSED ALL THE MEMES ...but you're better off.
bothra
AskReddit
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-11 22:41:30
It's been 6 months since I've been on the internet, REDDIT, what's the best you've seen? I have been living on a Buddhist monastery for the last 6 months, only using the internet occasionally for emails... what have I missed?? Post your favorite links, topics, pics, vids, etc from the recent past, even though 6 months ...
0
I've contributed to Schiff's campaign several times and I'm going to vote for him in the primary, but he is WAY behind McMahon.
SandyShoes08
Libertarian
5
5
0
2010-08
2010-08-06 14:45:52
I'm a Schiff supporter, I would vote for him if I lived in Connecticut, but this poll is nonsense. Ron Paul would president if elections were determined by these kind of polls.
0
Sounds like you would love The Wire if you haven't seen it already.
killswithspoon
worldnews
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-03 01:55:42
I was discussing this with my boss a while ago and he made an interesting observation: When the war on drugs really heated up, it changed the relationship between the population and the police. The police have been placed into a shitty situation where they are mandated to enforce highly unpopular laws. This in turn cre...
1
yes yes harina (flour) i prefer grilled chicken grey honda accord sure give me a minute
vatican_slayer
IAmA
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-11 20:06:21
Are you a good swimmer? Are you a good runner? What is your favorite sort of tortilla? Do you like fried chicken? What is your favorite color? What sort of car do you drive? Pictures of the lady?
0
You say that as if it's a bad thing.
amberamberamber
AskReddit
3
3
0
2011-02
2011-02-21 20:18:59
Bastard asshole cashier from hell, to be technical.
0
Wouldn't surprise me if the owner was still ahead after stolen dollars/coins...
jared555
funny
0
0
0
2011-05
2011-05-25 16:56:25
Well, that makes it okay to rip off this machine's owner then.
0
Interesting but very very bizarre.
bernlin2000
atheism
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-17 04:33:44
Hitler painted as the virgin mary. Xpost from WTF, where the christians downvoted it to hell
1
compared to the rest of your city, this building is gorgeous...
darkdarkdarkdark
itookapicture
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-12 20:40:54
ITAP: A lot of people in my city think this building is an eyesore. I disagree.
0
Progressives are referred to as retards.
AmericanParty
politics
-5
-5
0
2011-03
2011-03-12 07:22:37
I suggest we start referring to Republicans as "Regressives". Several people, myself included, have been mulling this over. Currently, the right stands for the complete repeal of every single point of objectively positive legislation that has been passed over he last century, clamoring for a return to an age of robber ...
0
MFC FTW!
Shadow703793
WTF
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-14 02:22:07
Ah ha! I was tricked when I got to the bottom and found the really interesting ones!
1
I'm an atheist and a satanist AMA.
slimslider
pics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-13 04:14:36
Because satanism is better than christianity, right?
0
Unless the OP is in Texas, in which case, depart at your (his/her) earliest possible convenience.
officeroffkilter
politics
5
5
0
2010-03
2010-03-03 03:15:35
Yes. And lodge a complaint yourself. Don't say it's on ideological grounds, but on the grounds of not showing both sides and speaking in hateful terms about another group of people. There's no permanent record for students, but there sure is one for teachers. If you don't complain about your bad teachers, not only will...
1
Yeah, stop hogging precious internet space!
jdsamford
Android
3
3
0
2011-05
2011-05-13 21:18:18
Karma whore much? We really didn't need an entirely new article for this.
0
This is some respectable wheelin' right here.
KaseyKasem
pics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-13 22:35:59
Fuck everything about this.
0
you should check out the dempsey chip shirt, well can't find it, but i own it
rancid_squirts
soccer
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-12 23:34:08
I have to get that shirt.
0
He's been a member for a long time and an active member of the community for over 3 years.
Lola77
politics
0
0
0
2011-05
2011-05-18 04:15:45
maybe they work for the website and use reddit for free advertising.
0
reptoids, obviously.
ninjaDOLEMITE
funny
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-28 05:27:57
Brought To You By The Church of Satan
0
society.
ninjaDOLEMITE
politics
8
8
0
2011-01
2011-01-14 04:10:43
That's great and all, but who decides when you have enough and the government get to confiscate the rest?
0
i wonder if shes single and like ugly nerd types?
ClassicalFizz
nsfw
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-07 02:05:15
Hottest blonde I've seen in a while!
0
...until it farts and attracts zombies.
blizzardice
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-14 08:10:45
But he says that a horse is better.
0
It's all fun and games until storm front &/or the KKK likes their status message.
ConcordApes
atheism
3
3
0
2011-05
2011-05-21 17:49:37
I've seen this racist status several times on facebook. Not obscuring the names of these human paraquats.
0
Who's there?
DaemonXI
AskReddit
95
95
0
2009-08
2009-08-17 13:54:44
er.. uh... knock, knock?
0
Listen to this guy.
aluengas
tf2
2
2
0
2011-01
2011-01-01 17:10:56
Probably Paypal. Easy as choosing an email and sending money, but you need to set up your bank account/credit card. Do it now, anyways. Paypal sucks but a lot of places take it.
0
I think your view may be a bit skewed because you get to live in Austin...
reverend_bedford
politics
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-20 17:49:54
Texas here. Generalizations are fun. Especially when Texas is a gun toting, creationist, backwater state. Real people live here too, like me and my school teacher wife in Austin Texas. #1) If you know a teacher in real life then you know how much they spend out of their own pockets to pay for school supplies #2) Creati...
1
Maybe they don't
happydude742
funny
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-15 17:23:18
By your logic, writers have no right to make a living.
0
The neoconservatives have done well with him..
thebrightsideoflife
politics
0
0
0
2010-06
2010-06-05 17:50:48
Obama Has Special Forces Operating in 75 Nations - The number of operations is said to have increased enormously since President Obama took office.
0
play gameboy
figureoflight
shittyadvice
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-18 05:43:21
What do YOU do in the shower?
1
Because programming is *hard*.
Stop_Sign
reddit.com
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-16 04:28:25
Why can't all online web comics incorporate these into their browsing?
0
Not Austrian... but I live in Graz and I feel the same way :)
Bhima
EarthPorn
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-24 09:25:45
Jawoi!
0
Looks nice, how come you didn't take the backsplash all the way up ?
wasappenin
DIY
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-22 14:58:30
My latest project. Before/after.
0
Reddit jizzed in its pants a 6.10
satisfiedsardine
videos
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-30 16:11:50
Amazing PVC Instrument. This guy has skills.
0
*shudder*
plainOldFool
technology
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-06 15:33:22
Well, there's Newt Gingrich.
0
The fleecing of humanity by banker and statist cartels
CodeandOptics
politics
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-22 23:14:53
Study: $1400 Tax Hike Needed to Fund US Pensions
0
this is why we should be able to decide how our tax money is sent wars -no entitlements -no bailouts -no subsidies -no nasa -yes court system -yes send the rest back to me and i'll invest it in space x and my kids future fund
CodeandOptics
science
9
9
0
2011-04
2011-04-19 17:40:51
NASA pulls out of two joint European Space Agency missions because of budget problems, canceling both projects
0
ie Government owns us.
CodeandOptics
Economics
-4
-4
0
2011-01
2011-01-28 12:20:15
Uh, you know there is a constitutional amendment to allow the income tax, right? 16th Amendment: "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."
0
I wish I had the money to do this, but alas I do not :/
Laezur
bicycling
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-25 03:25:42
buy them both, if you have the money. ride them and see which one you like better and sell the other.
0
The rat scene from Bad Boys 2 had heat, but it was not that kind of heat ಠ\_ಠ
prmaster23
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-26 01:56:27
Thought it was Bad Boys 2?
0
I just wish they would have made it sound like vita in vitamin, instead of vita as in velveeta cheese.
zebrawaterfall
gaming
0
0
0
2011-06
2011-06-07 01:54:39
I like Vita more than "Wii"
0
Step five ... post this crap to politics.
luster
reddit.com
-4
-4
0
2009-09
2009-09-08 14:42:45
Step four... make profit!
0
I really want to know what Insomniac's thoughts are on this.
green8ball
gaming
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-04 07:17:22
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, SPYRO?
0
you must be new here.
schnuck
self
1
1
0
2009-06
2009-06-21 00:13:31
Neither of those two words (GUI, VB) have any precedence on what he actually needs. I have a feeling you're talking out of your ass.
0
just throw it on your facebook feed- instant sabotage.
maxxusflamus
videos
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-22 07:00:20
never show this to your girlfriend, ever...which shouldnt be a problem for redditors
0
This belongs in politics.
BBQCopter
offbeat
1
1
0
2010-12
2010-12-31 00:07:27
In a shocking, but not unprecedented, turn of events drivers in Florida will be mandated to allow police to jab a needle in their arm and extract blood at DUI checkpoints should they refuse to submit to breath tests.
0
YSK that you are gullible.
gil76
YouShouldKnow
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-06 21:36:02
YSK that Pepsi, Kraft and Nestle are using human embryonic kidney cells derived from aborted children in research to enhance flavor.
1
I would suggest standing on your head (surrounded by towels) so that she can escape your heathen womb in the proper upwards direction via the birth canal - this will cause the least amount of physical damage to your body.
ouroboros1
BabyBumps
11
11
0
2011-05
2011-05-20 17:20:28
Rapture and pregnancy So about tomorrow's rapture ... I understand if I don't end up getting nekkid and floating away, but I don't see why my innocent foetus should be punished to eternal hell. If rapture requires a body, how can I be prepared for her to rip out of my abdomen and fly away? Should I get a towel or somet...
0
It's almost insulting in the same way that rape is.
SpelingTroll
pics
8
8
0
2011-04
2011-04-09 14:15:38
Yeah, this is almost insulting. "Hey remember that symbol of American victory over your country in that war where we nuked you and fire bombed civilian population centers? Yeah, totally gonna make a good fundraiser today."
0
Considering how badly she defends her belief, she can't have needed to very often.
Buffalox
atheism
2
2
0
2011-01
2011-01-19 19:13:12
Am I missing something here?
0
5 points for hufflepuff
White_kimbo
atheism
6
6
0
2011-01
2011-01-11 03:32:46
upvoted for muggle lover.
0
That makes two of us!
thegravytrain
atheism
4
4
0
2011-05
2011-05-21 10:21:55
Or, you know, from another country or some crazy shit like that.
1
That's pretty *rapey*.
utu74
MensRights
5
5
0
2011-05
2011-05-22 00:36:46
As an adolescent male, I contend that adolescent sex should be the business of the adolescents involved and not a matter for the law.
0
I reckon swapping dirt for solar panels and wind farms would work quite well on an energy payback calculation.
haakon666
australia
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-21 07:48:18
Interesting... here's an idea: continue to export coal (whether we like it or not coal is a major contributor to our economic bottomline), while developing a strong and competitive domestic solar and geothermal industry, thereby decoupling, what would become, our primary source of energy from the global markets, lessen...
0
Can't let people live.
FourFingeredMartian
funny
0
0
0
2010-12
2010-12-07 22:19:54
Congratulations! You Win! Worst Tenant Award!
0
A map with her town crosshaired might be sufficient.
flyingtyrannosaurus
politics
2
2
0
2011-01
2011-01-11 11:13:38
Did you know there's a law proposed by a democratic congressman that would make this illegal? I agree that it should be illegal. Advocating for violence and incitement to murder are serious crimes. Can't say I blame you for removing the picture.
1
Some of us good looking guys with MASSIVELY OUTSIZE GENITALIA try hard too.
0xBeefFace
sex
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-23 07:05:58
Dear average-looking guys with smallish penises, I adore, admire, and salute you. You are the unsung heroes of the bedroom. You try so hard, care so much, and learn so fast. Hands-down the two very best male sex partners I've ever had were really average-looking guys on the small end of the spectrum. Not relying on das...
0
I'm going to tsu-nami you for bad taste.
beatles910
pics
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-15 14:50:53
What?!? Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
0
I knew them all, but I'm a little obsessed.
beatles910
pics
2
2
0
2010-05
2010-05-12 17:20:35
15 Things you didn't know about The Beatles
0
I use muriatic acid, The grass will grow back!
The_Hero_of_Builders
DIY
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-23 21:19:30
White Vinyl Fencing and mowing/trimming? I bought my house in May last year, installed a fence in November and am now dealing with lawn care around the fence. Everytime I mow and trim around it, the grass clippings get stuck to the vinyl and stain it. Do you take any steps to keep this from happening?
0
So you can vote with your feet and move to a state with the public option
pandemik
politics
4
4
0
2009-10
2009-10-08 21:32:32
Living in a purple state this solution concerns me from my own perspective as I would very much want to join the public option for my own health (I currently have no insurance and refuse to have anything to do with the private health insurance companies.) I think Nate makes great points as always. But man... I would ve...
0
If all units could shoot and move at the same time I would be all for the mechanic but when those things get massed up it breaks the game dynamics.
daijobu
starcraft
1
1
0
2010-09
2010-09-17 06:13:41
One pheonix can clear a map of *all my supply* pretty damn quickly too. Good thing that rarely happens (still don't know why).
0
You are whatever you want me to say.
PandaBearShenyu
AskReddit
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-04 15:49:35
Am I ugly?
0
You obama loving bitches, got trolled.
nicasucio
worldnews
4
4
0
2010-08
2010-08-11 23:44:37
Fuck you Obama. This is not the change we were looking for. Obama presses allies to go after Assange
0
SC:Brood War.
dale1v
gaming
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-28 09:23:40
What was the first game you ever lanned? The original tribes got me my first frag (and scout kamikaze) and I never turned back. Then it was half life all the way (crossfire never got old)
1
Sounds like another repube jobs bill to me.
Dan_K
politics
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-25 21:06:31
Congress is set to vote TODAY on an amendment that would stop federal funds from being used to train medical students on how to perform medically safe abortion techniques.
1
You mean Korn isn't metal?
PygmyCrusher
Music
3
3
0
2011-05
2011-05-25 22:51:44
TIL that New York doesn't listen to metal.
1
This is actually Sony's plan for recuperating money lost after the PlayStation Network went down.
compchrisworks
gaming
-1
-1
0
2011-05
2011-05-25 23:13:02
The new PS3 bundle is a bit pricey ...
0
Just me or does that look like an Android logo?
sahaskatta
technology
2
2
0
2011-05
2011-05-26 07:55:22
Popular Science Magazine Cover - April, 1933 (x/post from HighResPrints)
1
Jesus was a Muslim, *obviously*!
Xarnon
atheism
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-26 10:30:53
he looks like mohammed?
0
THANK YOU FOR THAT (err maybe my thanks is misplaced, but i really appreciate that sort of no hassle aspect of the sale, still miffed about restocking fees :).)
snissn
AskReddit
2
2
0
2009-05
2009-05-10 05:04:42
It is unfortunate people still think Best Buy uses mail in rebates. All of our rebates are instant, unless it is the MFG that is offering the rebate.
0
That would be funny, but probably not likely to happen.
joe0185
politics
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-02 16:40:16
"OBAMA '12: EVEN MORE CHANGE"
0
Do they really do the ceremony where you wear a robe and the elders rub oil on you?
digger_ex_pat
IAmA
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-10 22:27:14
IAmA I Left the Mormon Church at 18 and am now Atheist. AMA about leaving the church or church belief's
1
Yeah because people don't flip enough when they die in Counter-Strike and CoD.
octagonatron
gaming
0
0
0
2011-05
2011-05-26 21:32:57
A multiplayer, player ranked FPS that is free to play. Once you die you can never play again. Would you play?
0
you mean make ones with an orange ring around tip?
SoCo_cpp
reddit.com
6
6
0
2010-12
2010-12-14 17:09:58
Attention Attention Attention..... Lets get rich and make pink handled water nozzles so that this never happens again?
0
does this guy thin that the sewers are just water traps?
david-me
pics
-3
-3
0
2010-09
2010-09-13 20:51:43
The solution to global warming
0
That's what I've always said.
schawt
pics
0
0
0
2009-05
2009-05-10 23:45:06
So Hitler's in the clear, because at least he tried?
0
That looks both tasty, clever and delicious.
dreamlax
Bacon
1
1
0
2010-10
2010-10-12 20:21:41
They call it a turtle burger because after you finish you can barely move
1
Amazing how all that could happen in six thousand years.
xavyre
skeptic
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-27 14:58:16
Amazing evolution picture
0
People will find out about it quickly when you start banning their request submissions.
Eugi
IAmA
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-05 16:11:44
We considered making an IAmA request subreddit, but the problem is that most people won't know about it. It will just split and confuse people.
0
Where do you even *buy* 1.9 millions gallons of a banned substance?
YouveBeenOneUpped
news
1
1
0
2010-10
2010-10-28 16:12:05
BP has admitted to using at least 1.9 million gallons of widely banned toxic dispersants, which create an even more toxic substance when mixed with crude oil.
0
Seems to be a few gunnitors out this way... A NY meet might have a good turn out.
PornStarJesus
guns
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-09 03:10:16
Western NY.
0
Subspace?
pornologist
sex
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-24 18:47:51
I'm vegan: I only swallow cum from those in a vegetative state.
0
Inflation?
Paul-ish
WTF
1
1
0
2010-07
2010-07-09 23:18:05
HOW COULD THIS HORSE POSSIBLY BE WORTH ONE MILLION DOLLARS?
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Actually, the fourth amendments says "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause..." I see nothing in there that diminishes those rights at an airport.
roo-ster
politics
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2010-11
2010-11-21 22:31:47
In defense of the TSA: Flying is not a right, it's a privilege. I'm sick of how consumed our media is with TSA issues when we're in the middle of 3 wars and the FED is pursuing policies designed to help the Big 6 banks at the expense of the middle class. We're up in arms over the fear of the TSA robbing us of our civil...
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Wow, your so hard core.
DDay629
gaming
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2011-05
2011-05-28 23:06:16
On the left: Actual good gameplay. Movement, skill-based game. On the right: Shitty dumbed down version of BF2, aka BC3, shitty movement, pseudo-realistic elements that hamper any type of skill, movement and shooting wise. Couldn't care less about the graphics, I play with everything on low anyway to get better FPSes. ...
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We're saved, finally the UN is on the case...
bpmf
Economics
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2011-05
2011-05-29 03:12:06
The United Nations warned of a possible crisis of confidence in, and even a "collapse" of, the U.S. dollar if its value against other currencies continued to decline.
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Must be a really small garden if that's all the piping needed.
PerpetualCalamity
DIY
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2011-05
2011-05-29 10:49:41
Garden watering system
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But if you can just look up and play their music, what do you need the band for?
Ezekiel375
Music
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2011-05
2011-05-29 22:43:03
As a guitarist, I wish every band did this on their site.