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There is literally NO sexy way to hack up a hair while you're making the sexy time with your girls.....girl parts...
heathenyak
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-07 02:23:57
[](/lol)
1
I think it worked until some noob gave you good advice...
GeneralDisorder
shittyadvice
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-30 11:36:22
I hang around on BuildAPC often and for the lulz just wanted to ask a computer question on here. :P
0
Maybe it isn't so easy?
auldnic
AskReddit
4
4
0
2010-06
2010-06-08 11:43:36
How come BP haven't figured out a way to fix the oil spill? I mean, really, they've tried so many methods, how come they can't find one person smart enough to get it fixed?
1
But the neocons are *always* right -- how's this news?
clowncar
politics
0
0
0
2011-05
2011-05-30 20:46:29
Remember that wonderful revolution in Egypt? Well the neocons were right. Egypt now has an epidemic of Koptic girls being converted to Islam.
0
[](/guhm"But they have really good fundamentals you sexist pig")
DontCareWhatYouThink
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-06 05:10:26
My Encounter with the NCAA Woman's Basketball Championship game
0
Please stop calling me.
jcmcbeth
ronpaul
-1
-1
0
2009-08
2009-08-19 15:04:56
Campaign For Liberty Has 200525 Members!
1
Because everyone knows it's always a woman's fault when she gets raped.
jpcorner
pics
1
1
0
2011-05
2011-05-31 06:56:59
It'd suck, then again, they both have insurance, and they take precautions not to put themselves in situations that could increase these chances.
0
Dolpins are too smart to waste their entire day on reddit.
yellowcakewalk
reddit.com
14
14
0
2011-04
2011-04-12 10:36:12
"Dolphins are really smart... They're like 1 IQ point away from posting pretentious things on Reddit" - Ray William Johnson Discuss.
0
Single malt Scotch and Bob the Builder.
shiny_brine
AskReddit
5
5
0
2010-09
2010-09-09 20:27:08
Alright guys, honesty time: What's your guilty pleasure? Mine... (ugh, hate myself) would have to be Jersey Shore. Holy shit those people are retarded but it's the best damn entertainment I've ever seen. How about you? Don't be ashamed...
1
Never underestimate the power of prayer !
GloriousDawn
AskReddit
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-02 08:23:57
I especially fucking love it when they stand there for the next ten God damned minutes staring at the empty spot on the shelf with keen concentration in awkward silence as if one of the following two things are supposed to take place as a result of this effort - 1.) The shelf magically fills itself. 2.) I fucking fabri...
1
yah, at that point they don't even count as people anymore!
FUNKYDISCO
politics
4
4
0
2011-06
2011-06-02 18:45:42
If you have a kid and the best you can do is a minimum wage job then I think you've made some bad choices in the past
0
"Syfy"
spwelton
reddit.com
0
0
0
2010-11
2010-11-10 15:14:09
It's how you make a cable channel dawg. You make it awesome for a few years to attract the smart people who make decisions, then you make it retarded to sell crap to the masses. For example, every channel that used to be awesome ever. Name me a channel that used to be awesome, they sold the fuck out a long time ago.
0
An explosion.... of *flavor*.
scriptsvcs
worldnews
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-03 10:17:40
MI6 attacks al-Qaeda in 'Operation Cupcake': British intelligence hacked into an al-Qaeda online magazine and replaced bomb-making instructions with a recipe for cupcakes
0
In America, talk is cheap!
rocketbootkid
pics
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-30 17:44:45
Always thought she was hot
1
BUT GUYS ITS ONLY A TINY SUBSET OF THE ISLAMIC POPULATION111ONE
Balrizangor
atheism
17
17
0
2011-06
2011-06-04 03:40:00
Religion of peace strikes again!
0
Why did you repost something through digg?
kmeisthax
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-24 03:57:02
Baseball Picks
0
Mew was the true legendary.
IZ3820
pokemon
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-23 05:20:52
Cool but... no Mewtwo dude. No Mewtwo. No Mewtwo...
1
Well, the crew member's prayers were answered, right?
abu_el_banat
atheism
9
9
0
2011-06
2011-06-04 14:49:18
First of all, thanks for your service. There was an episode of the Atheist Experience where Jen was describing something similar. When she was in the military she was a pilot. On a takeoff one time they had a mechanical failure. As they were in danger a member of her crew stopped doing his job and instead started prayi...
0
Max looks *mad*
LeFrenchMan
pics
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-09 23:57:53
This is Max.
1
Dick...
C_IsForCookie
AskReddit
0
0
0
2011-06
2011-06-04 20:32:38
not mine, but it's kinda similar. when I was a little kid (maybe 2), I was running down the stairs, and I fell. the floor at the bottom was laminate flooring over concrete, so it wasn't really conducive to a good landing, even if I was old enough to know what was happening. my dad was across the room at the time, and d...
0
You were then forced to roll over and reveal your tender underbelly to her as she poked and proded at her whim.
billmalarky
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-04
2011-04-05 14:04:49
I once boisterously announced "I'd tap that!" regarding the actress who played Helen in Troy when I was in high school. This one girl turned around and loudly asked "Seriously? Have you EVER had sex? No--I'm not trying to be mean, like, seriously, have you?" The answer was, of course, no. I was so mortified. This girl ...
1
Yeh, but Pakistan has the *wrong* religious values.
keiyakins
politics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-05 22:41:37
Kristof - You know who shares the Tea Party ideal of low taxes, limited government, religious values, unwaivering support for the military and disregard fir the poor? Pakistan.
1
That's a very descriptive title...
keiyakins
lgbt
1
1
0
2011-02
2011-02-17 22:51:32
Dyke
0
Because ropes have everything to do with programming...
krizo
programming
2
2
0
2009-08
2009-08-06 21:13:53
Just got asked this question in a programming interview. Took WAY longer than I should have!
0
To make AI vs human more fair they should limit the APM to 300 or something..
Jasper1984
programming
2
2
0
2011-01
2011-01-19 20:07:21
I wonder if they measured the AI's "APM", or Actions Per Minute. The Korean pros hit somewhere in the 300-400 range IIRC. The way the AI controls these Mutalisks individually is ridiculous!
0
Is that the new 75,000 sq foot Planned Parenthood abbatoir in Houston?
Dadelus
politics
1
1
0
2010-01
2010-01-28 17:42:46
they're putting in a planned parenthood regional headquarters in my city in an area that is fairly poor (not as much as it used to be, but still less affluent than surrounding areas), and the protesters outside the construction site actually have signs that accuse planned parenthood of targeting black people for aborti...
0
And he told the truth so what's the problem?
gonzone
politics
3
3
0
2010-06
2010-06-30 18:20:13
VP Joe Biden on Monday accused Senate GOPers of holding their top members' votes hostage in exchange for ranking committee posts, assailing the GOP as sitting "on the sidelines" while the economy nearly collapsed.
0
Seconded.
gonzone
politics
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-15 13:48:19
It is my wish to find that "class" would eventually tend in the direction of superior personal character and superiority of mindful human interaction regardless of melanin expression or inherited wealth.
0
so, it's Henry who's going to eat her, is it?
mijj
funny
1
1
0
2010-08
2010-08-18 15:20:22
This is why the chicken crossed the road
1
Logically sound.
MBSquared
funny
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-10 03:18:15
Morning TV: How to tell if your child is psychic
0
we might get a reflection out of it and see who was the killer!
Ragarnok
hardware
3
3
0
2010-02
2010-02-06 10:25:51
Enhance!
0
sheesh... the tone they kept throughout
HaightnAshbury
Documentaries
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-28 00:09:19
First Kill - Vietnam War Documentary - What is the psychology of war? Do soldiers become murderers when they enjoy killing?
1
Oh, well, since he LIED about it, that makes it all not-okay.
Sylocat
politics
-1
-1
0
2011-06
2011-06-12 05:38:12
It was the cover-up, not the act. Fucking get that through your head, would you?
1
Nah, start up the "blacks can stop crime" posters!
Demonspawn
pics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-12 16:23:01
Over 10 percent of black American men are currently in prison. Far more have a criminal record. This is an uncomfortable argument you are making.
0
happened to me yesterday, high CPU usage, msiexec was responsible; following the first point of the article did the trick
realnowhereman
microsoft
1
1
0
2010-04
2010-04-13 12:29:30
msiexec.exe high cpu usage -- How to work around the issue when opening Office applications repairs Visual Studio
0
Back in my day Pluto was a planet.
Digg4Died
Minecraft
30
30
0
2011-04
2011-04-12 02:41:35
Back in my day you could not save your worlds
0
Has any popular MMO had a Day 1 that wasn't plagued by queues and starting area hell-lag?
Hoozin
swtor
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-13 14:58:25
It doesn't matter to me. Open or not I will refrain from playing the beta so It doesn't ruin my day one experience.
1
That just means his price is high!
gnaritas
politics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-14 00:38:05
That explains why he hasn't been bought in the decades he's been in politics...
1
You mean it's not pron already ?
pitman
anime
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-14 09:46:28
So, what next? Are they just going to abandon all pretence and do porn?
1
Well that glass should do an excellent job of protecting you from cosmic radiation when you reach the cruising altitude.
OtisDElevator
technology
0
0
0
2011-06
2011-06-14 12:48:45
Airbus unveils its 2050 flying vision - in pictures
0
The only acceptable spending is welfare for rich people and rich corporate persons.
thinkB4Uact
politics
1
1
0
2011-01
2011-01-27 07:21:26
Republicans have moved quickly to reject US President Barack Obama's call for new public spending on research, infrastructure and education
1
Makes me want to keep dumping money into the public school system.
badforman
todayilearned
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-15 07:14:45
TIL American schoolchildren rank 25th in math and 21st in science out of the top 30 developed countries....but ranked 1st in confidence that they outperformed everyone else
0
And this differs from Democrat strategy 2000-2008 in what way?
IMJGalt
politics
-5
-5
0
2010-11
2010-11-19 21:52:42
GOP Political Strategy, 2008-2012
0
People of Wal Mart extra creepy edition?
IMJGalt
WTF
1
1
0
2010-05
2010-05-15 20:50:06
Wal-Mart carries ammunition in the gaming section.
0
Wait a minute, you mean that stupid actions actually have consequences?
IMJGalt
politics
2
2
0
2010-04
2010-04-21 18:49:02
GEICO voice actor makes a YouTube video criticizing the Tea Party Movement. Teabaggers go apeshit, flooding GEICO with calls demanding he be fired. GEICO caves immediately and fires the guy.
0
None of those knuckleheads you named are POTUS and trying to build a coalition to pass laws that are history making in the scope of the increase in power the federal government will have.
IMJGalt
obama
-1
-1
0
2009-08
2009-08-14 00:46:16
Oh sure, despite the fact that we've been looking at watermelons, Curious George dolls, witch doctors, people filmed at rallies using language that belongs in a lynch mob, people filmed at town hall meetings using language that belongs in a lynch mob, the First Lady compared to an ape, white supremacist groups experien...
0
Please explain how previous government forays into socialism justify more adventures with government confiscation and distribution?
IMJGalt
politics
-1
-1
0
2009-08
2009-08-17 13:18:35
1. Have them explain how FCC-regulated phone service fits in with their free market philosophy. 2. Watch heads explode. 3. Upload pics to Reddit and force everyone to call you "Godlike" henceforth.
1
Dude, there's no sick huge filthy drop.
dano8801
dubstep
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-16 05:26:04
It definitely is.
0
Too bad the TTC still sucks.
derpage
pics
4
4
0
2010-06
2010-06-16 12:31:13
Hey, Toronto has my favorite subway station, Museum station, with those awesome columns and pillars!
1
Yes, it would be great if everyone would riot about politics rather than having intellectual discourse.
ThatsALogicalFallacy
WTF
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-16 19:30:04
I don't understand what you're trying to say? I did not state any political opinion in that post. My disgust is with the fact that people will sit and complain all day about how terrible something is, and then not actually do anything about it. They will say some of the most horrible, inflamatory things, and literally ...
0
Single Malt IPA takes this one.
hayduke
beer
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-07 19:22:37
Montana: Blackfoot River Brewing
1
Sorry but if you prefer to spend time in a kitchen then you simply aren't a feminist and deserve to (apparently) have your head smashed in with a fucking cast iron skillet.
Skurvy2k
TwoXChromosomes
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-16 19:31:45
So is it anti-feminist to *love* cooking? Because I seriously do, and it's better for everyone if my husband doesn't cook. (He does the dishes though!)
0
less QQ, more Mew Mew...
rotll
Eve
1
1
0
2010-12
2010-12-24 12:39:25
Kitten Thrasher
1
Yeah, if sending pictures of your junk to random women on social media websites while your pregnant wife is on vacation is wrong, I don't want to be right.
MonkeeSage
pics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-18 04:07:08
Welcome to the United Prude States of America.
0
I'd read a your book if you wrote one.
cjnkns
politics
2
2
0
2010-03
2010-03-06 23:24:44
A tumbleweed rolls through the lonely frontier thread. Not a peep is heard except the anxious mating of crickets and the rustling path of the wind in the wheat. The challenger stands alone under the clocktower. The changing of every second reverberates through the streets like the hammering of a nail in a coffin. Will ...
0
DFA1979 FOR SURE
BkcetS
chicago
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-21 18:49:13
Which Lollapalooza aftershows are you going to?
1
"Let's stone her!!!!"
BadInPublic
politics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-22 00:21:18
Michele Bachmann Caught Using Taxpayer Dollars On Her Rallies!
1
If Israel does not use it, it is not news
Kaffir
worldnews
0
0
0
2011-06
2011-06-22 14:34:25
Down the Rabbit Hole: Arms Exports and Qaddafi's Cluster Bombs
1
Haha, there's no conflict of interest here I'm sure.
timmydunlop
sysadmin
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-22 23:02:58
I could buy the department a backup server, OR I could buy myself a new car. Hmm....
1
Way to use your periphs bro!
bobtentpeg
pics
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-23 04:07:02
How I walk behind girls
1
Simply amazing feat!
hery41
gaming
1
1
0
2011-06
2011-06-23 14:04:11
Greatest Achievement of My Life!
1
But, but...lowering taxes creates jobs!
nickellis14
politics
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-23 19:58:38
You are all aware that after creating one financial crisis that cost us 15 million jobs and $8 trillion, the GOP is threatening to do the same thing rather than ever raise taxes on the richest who have never been richer?
0
As someone who has been playing Skrull since before this game came out (as in at the test build at fight club) through to today and beyond, I just have to blame this on bad timing or spacing.
BenedictKenny
MvC3
0
0
0
2011-03
2011-03-04 03:07:40
Rolling out of OTG bounces (e.g. Skrull's Tenderizer) I've seen people use this technique a few times and in training mode the computer can consistently do it. When I'm using the OTG Tenderizer the last hit normally bounces the character but sometimes they will roll out of it before it hits and it causes hyper combos t...
0
More of an optimistic saying than a giving up one.
NinjaHighfive
IAmA
2
2
0
2010-12
2010-12-17 07:12:48
*was* worth a shot? Wow, you gave up before even finishing your comment
0
"costume play"
Flarelocke
gaming
6
6
0
2010-08
2010-08-23 18:26:35
What is the etymology of "cosplay" and how do you pronounce it? Is it cos-play or co-splay?
1
yeah fuck property rights and all just take what belongs to people.
SpaceMallard
politics
2
2
0
2011-06
2011-06-25 14:21:33
Make it a flat tax on assets, not income, and I'm with you.
1
Yeah, the cops should have clubbed a bunch of them and then arrested a few thousand people asap.....
Idiomatick
canada
-1
-1
0
2011-06
2011-06-25 22:18:39
The rioters WERE scum, and the police DID behave with dignity and restraint in VANCOUVER, a city which is 4000km away from Toronto. The G20 has nothing to do with this.
1
Yes, and all that dox is 100% accurate.
chesspiece
politics
7
7
0
2011-06
2011-06-26 15:24:21
No longer a mystery why Lulzsec retired: huge amounts of personal information (Facebooks, addresses, relatives, etc) released on all the members. Just deserts will be had.
0
It's funny because it's the same layout as SC1.
JoshHolston
starcraft
26
26
0
2010-12
2010-12-05 22:46:34
rkffhk has a genius idea about BNet 2.0-- New layout
0
You can't know or tell the truth in politics.
Superconducter
politics
0
0
0
2009-09
2009-09-06 06:28:41
Green Czar Van Jones Resigns
0
little kids all over the world draw in a similar style (motor skills thing) just the content changes a bit
jeff61813
pics
0
0
0
2009-11
2009-11-30 04:05:57
I found these drawings strange. I thought asian kids were into manga.
0
What a twist!
kaces
AdviceAnimals
5
5
0
2011-06
2011-06-29 03:20:43
A hilarious plot twist.
0
You're forgetting that in Soviet Russia, Bel-Air comes to you.
jdoggg1
funny
20
20
0
2011-01
2011-01-24 18:03:56
Wait. You can't drive from Moscow to Bel-Air. I doubt the veracity of your story
0
Wow Letterman is hilarious... never knew (honestly)
manikfox
videos
1
1
0
2010-10
2010-10-07 17:06:14
David Letterman explains to Jon Stewart why he thinks Oprah hates him
1
Geez, guys... Everyone knows that cops only have to *enforce* the laws, not follow them!
Ghstfce
videos
3
3
0
2011-06
2011-06-29 22:46:47
Citizen writes cop a citation for illegally parking his police cruiser. Fines him $540. Wonder if he'll pay up... x/post
1
or amerikkka!
h_roark
worldnews
6
6
0
2011-06
2011-06-30 03:39:06
Could be worse, could have been I$rael!
1
Top quality post there.
lowk3y
pics
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-01 15:30:05
food meme
0
Google says this is a Russian thing?
MassesOfTheOpiate
AskReddit
1
1
0
2010-12
2010-12-06 15:59:37
My mother is superstitious as fuck and doesn't allow people to whistle inside the house. It sucks. I like whistling.
0
That's because you fell into a (food) coma for the whole day.
dafakin
food
2
2
0
2011-04
2011-04-16 04:15:04
My breakfast yesterday, I didn't eat anything for about 12 hours.
0
Goddammit I'm all three....guess I better leave :(
spOoOoky
reddit.com
49
49
0
2011-03
2011-03-02 17:19:30
Why I no longer value reddit as a place for serious discussions.
0
That has just given me a cramp in the neck.
see0red
atheism
2
2
0
2010-01
2010-01-11 23:03:21
I never thought I'd have a dumb religious Facebook capture to share... This exchange occurred yesterday between a high school friend of mine and her friends.
1
For every gap you fill, two more are created!
cmotdibbler
science
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-03 17:08:23
There goes another of God's hidey-holes.
1
Oh sure, next you'll be saying that guy was an atheist.
cmotdibbler
atheism
1
1
0
2009-07
2009-07-31 14:48:11
Nope. But you can guess of the poor leader I'm thinking of that should have been removed.
0
If they didn't do it they'd have a much worse income for the duration of their service.
SethBling
pics
0
0
0
2011-03
2011-03-07 18:52:53
Guy respect your veterans. If they didn't do it your ass would be drafted to do it.
0
Well, in the coming Zombie Apocalypse (oh, and IT IS coming) you're gonna need a roaddog, someone to watch your back.... other than that I agree with you..yup...just slowly...back...away....they'll find out about the tomato worms of impending doom soon enough, poor bastards.
Stupid_boy
AskReddit
3
3
0
2010-02
2010-02-12 16:51:57
Only if they're a family member or close friend. I'm going to treat this threat like the zombie apocalypse. Every man and woman for themselves!
1
Were they a basketball team?
myotheralt
guns
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-04 07:37:17
I'd venture a guess that a lot of redditors don't remember the LA riots.
0
Moto.
Cxan
Android
2
2
0
2010-06
2010-06-27 10:11:26
So it is all about HTC vs Motorola! I wonder who would take home the trophy?
1
Gays are only 3/5 of a person, Blacks are negative people, according to conservatives.
EbilSmurfs
reddit.com
1
1
0
2011-03
2011-03-05 06:28:58
sorry i just realized my mistake: it was her segment where she showed about blacks serving in army and how most polls and people were against it!
1
Silly Liberal, we treat women amazing in America, we fight for their rights and don't try to control them at all.
EbilSmurfs
reddit.com
-3
-3
0
2011-02
2011-02-16 13:07:25
For those who would use the brutal and sustained sexual assault of Lara Logan by a frenzied Cairo mob as proof that them A-rab barbarians ain't nothin but animals: The Middle East does not hold a monopoly on misogyny.
1
Yeah, but it is because that half is a bunch of lazy slobs.
BusStation16
politics
6
6
0
2011-03
2011-03-06 02:08:41
"Right now this afternoon just 400 Americans have more wealth than half of all Americans combined" Unbelievable...
1
Yeah but they probably tortured him to get those confessions out of him.
officeroffkilter
politics
1
1
0
2010-03
2010-03-04 07:51:11
Former US spy confirms Rigi's CIA link, rejects ties
1
Hey, this ain't best coach for 03/04 buddy.
Co-finder
hockey
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-07 07:55:33
Tortorella. Not because he's my own coach, but because I hear the pundits say "COACH OF THE YEAR" sometimes. I don't know how to judge these things.
0
Hire someone who knows how.
deadA1ias
web_design
7
7
0
2011-03
2011-03-07 20:21:07
I need to convert this site to a NON FLASH site. Not a tech-y person at all!!! Any advice much appreciated!
0
someone has too much time on their hands to find this out...
jk1150
politics
0
0
0
2010-02
2010-02-22 23:40:31
4th Largest Fox Shareholder is Saudi Prince Who Finances Terrorism
0
yea if you want a ship made out of glass bottles
jk1150
science
4
4
0
2009-12
2009-12-06 06:28:18
Bottle "disappears" in liquid. Is this the same basic principle that cloaking technology is based on?
1
But the people *love* King Abdulla.
NeoTheta
worldnews
2
2
0
2011-03
2011-03-09 01:24:01
Al Jazeera presents a report on the "growing discontent" in Saudi Arabia, now only 3 days away from the expected "day of rage"
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Well, there seem to be several pesky clauses in the constitution...
NeoTheta
reddit.com
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2011-02
2011-02-24 02:24:21
Apparently my state doesn't believe in the right to Free Religion. Assholes.
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Divorce too.
throwawayaccount910
AskReddit
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2010-08
2010-08-05 03:33:31
The unspoken law where males are screwed over by the family court system.
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a marlin model 60. anything bigger than that is just overkill.
bobqjones
guns
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2011-03
2011-03-09 15:54:30
I always wondered if the media called a 70-year-old rifle (SKS) a "high power rifle" what do they consider a standard power rifle?
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Right, because we have no idea what we're talking about, I happily pay $30 A DAY for gas just to get to work here in the Netherlands.
thedba
reddit.com
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2011-03
2011-03-09 16:01:03
europeans, your countries are smaller than our states and you have reliable public transit methods. there is no bus system in my town there is no train to another town, shut the fuck up you have no idea what you're talking about.