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1	creepy one-word text message from mom could mean anything
0	Again, we never said that a human fetus was a different species.
1	pbs pulling out the fucking big guns tonight with 'andrea bocelli: one night in central park'
0	call bulls#!t: just because they say it, doesn't mean it's true
1	trump: 'i remember flying the plane that bombed the uss arizona during pearl harbor'
0	walkable cities are both richer and smarter
0	new york city makes overdose reversal drug available without a prescription
0	urine-proof paint returns fire on peeing perps
1	If jesus said 'Make correct Judgments", IMO you have failed miserably. He is also alledged to ahve said 'He who is without sin cast the first stone. I guess that with all the stones you are casting, you consider yourself without sin.
1	tai chi practitioner really slowly dislocates knee
0	Well, given that your term is a fabrication of the creationist's mind, I suppose you're right. Evolutionists don't actually exist. Therefore you could assign whatever traits you wanted to them, including dishonesty. Evolutionist is a term designed to cast evolution as a faith based notion. The problem is there is no faith in evolution, faith is a belief in something with no proof. Evolution has proof. Therefore it cannot be a faith based idea. A typical creationist attack is to misrepresent their target by creating a strawman of it. They then declare it is wrong and by proxy, the actual theory wrong. It's fundementally weak, but inline with a belief that is scientifically unsound.
0	Well, then I'd have to convert everest to kilometers. I live in the US. Metric is alien. haahh.
0	sixty seconds of art
1	poll finds americans' greatest fear is waitress forgetting about them
1	family without candy sits huddled in darkened house like londoners during the blitz
0	trump filing shows he paid cohen, after cohen paid stormy
1	Only in your mind could lying about me be telling the truth smiley. And if you had any concept of what truth is, you wouldn't be an anti-christian atheist my spiritually blind friend. emoticonXAngel
0	chuck grassley is keeping details of his iowa events secret to avoid protesters
1	so-called professional gamer not even racist
0	kentucky clerk asks court to force governor to let her deny gay marriages
0	vatican appoints 'new generation' cardinal head of key archdiocese
0	uninsured rate down way more in states that embraced obamacare
0	2 killed, 4 injured in mishap at florida coal power plant
0	the celebrity that left tom hanks and rita wilson speechless
1	senate committee links child poverty to lack of child jobs
1	video gamer in movie going for the high score
0	5,000 jack-o'-lanterns stun in haunting halloween display
1	Well then, I guess I must be a turkey-sandwich worshipper! emoticonXAngel
1	biden donates collection of classic skin mags to those in need during holidays
0	how to be an effective listener
0	read the latest updates on the senate health care vote
1	obama: 'hillary will fight to protect my legacy, even the truly detestable parts'
0	sofia vergara made a surprise cameo during pitbull's grammys performance
0	the white house won't say whether donald trump played golf. here's why.
1	cvs cashier can't wait to accept $20 bill from customer purchasing 3 different cough medications
0	after watching katy perry crash a wedding, you'll wish she came to yours
1	report: authorities recommend the film 'you've got mail' for those snowed in today
1	And it seems that the only thing that repulses you is religion. Curious... emoticonXRolleyes
1	celebrity disappointed after meeting fan
1	Do you need faith to know the sun will rise tomorrow or that 2 + 2 = 4 or to know that if you drop a rock it will fall to the ground?
1	everyone proud of grandma for staying awake
1	'it's like biggie and tupac all over again,' says dumbass of korean conflict
0	My own personal view of it is that it will truly be a sad day indeed when the people are prohibited from exercising their clear constitutional right to amend their constitution. As far as answering the question of what the CA Supremes are likely to do, that I cannot say, since they certainly are not bound to follow the constitution. But assuming they follow the constitution, the amendment will proceed to the November election, as well it ought to.
0	so, tyler, the creator recorded bill nye's new theme song
1	zamboni jams up after running over large patch of loose teeth
1	report: those sensors that flush public toilets were also cameras this whole time
0	eric's bogosian's operation nemesis: can a genocide ever truly be avenged?
0	What is your non-violent way of stopping a felon with a knife? A felon who at 30 has spent 10 years in prison and was raped by other prisoners? I suspect you will do what most New Yorkers will do when they witness a crime: NOT GET INVOLVED! I will stop carrying a pistol when life is rosy. What else do you do to protect yourself besides being concerned?
0	new york may finally do something about its awful voting process
1	engineers still unable to produce styrofoam cup without little center nub sticking out from bottom
0	george takei blasts muslim registry as 'prelude to internment'
1	senile senator allowed to believe he solved immigration crisis
0	beyoncé announces $100,000 in scholarships for hbcu students
1	report: whoa, last person on treadmill ran 8 miles
1	depressed businessman takes 16 power naps a day
0	how to take your dream vacation without a guidebook or expensive cell charges
1	white house begins christmas season with ceremonial lighting of cross
1	clinton forced to kneel before zod
0	this cheeky 1913 letter from a suffragist is giving us life
1	silicon valley startup seeks to change the way women flee tech industry
0	rinkins report: keys to building valuable business relationships
1	Are you sure? VOR is a 14 year old kid from Florida. His IP is squarely from a ISP from Florida. If he is retired, he is the first person I have ever heard who was 60+ that used slang normally reserved for street gangs. Not to mention that his war stories place him in two different seas at the same time. Somehow 2 tours turned into 4, midlevel ship officer turned into high ranking military advisor. All in all, VOR is far more of a liability to any of his allies because of his lying, lack of education and reading comphrension problems.
0	shredding the past
0	man who tried to burn ex-girlfriend's house with cheetos is convicted
1	hbo film reveals liberace was good friends with gay men
1	idiot zoo animal with zero predators still protective of young
0	But if the state refuses to recognise their right to commit to each other in a legal union, then they are being denied at least one right which is available to everyone else. This can also affect legal entitlements. Leo
1	moviegoer manages to sneak candy past teenage usher earning $7 an hour
0	I'm not trying to prove anything. I'm asking if you'd think differently in that case, and you're not answering.
1	corn added to list of items that upset grandma's stomach
1	Mother Teresa was too in love with the notion of a good death.
0	smart earplugs aim to improve your sleep quality by taking noise-blocking to the next level
0	7 ridiculously easy ways to protect your bones at any age
0	Simply put, gun control doesn't work. Why? 1. Criminals ignore the law, that's why they are criminals. 2. If a criminal is prohibited from legally purchasing a firearm and wish to acquire one, they either steal one or buy one from another criminal who has stolen one. 3. It is already illegal in the U.S. for any felon, mentally ill person, or anyone convicted of domestic violence to own or even touch a firearm, yet these individuals ignore the law and obtain firearms anyway. 4. All gun control does is make it that much more difficult for the average law abiding citizen to own a firearm.
0	the 'pitch perfect 2' super bowl trailer is aca-here
1	weird debate viewer using tonight to inform herself about candidates' policy stances
1	waiting-room copy of people brings area man up to speed on paris hilton
0	why father's day is so difficult for me
1	christie's auctioneer throws in sketch of a horse he did to see if anyone bites
1	high school kicker finds it helpful to imagine football as object that needs to be kicked through goal posts in order to gain points
1	report: average american consumes 156 pounds of sugar per year but would like to consume much more
0	madonna's anti-trump cover of britney spears' 'toxic' is the antidote we need to 2016
0	how to survive the senior year stressfest
0	john boehner calls harry reid's idea 'nutso'
0	the 6 secrets of self-control
0	john oliver is surprised dustin hoffman didn't expect harassment questions
0	matt damon now knows you are sexually attracted to his ponytail
0	this earth day, i stand for science
0	I believe once you have the rights granted persons that they may not be taking away because you are asleep or in a coma. Not unless of course it can be shown that higher brain activity has ceased and there is no reasonable expectation that it could return.
0	Same thing happened in Rwanda. First they put the names of all Tutsis on lists. Then, the Hutu came around with machettes and took them off of the lists....permanently.
0	barbara annis and dr. keith merron on the need for gender intelligence, an exclusive interview (pt 1)
1	Historical record says that there was a wedding ceremony and that Nero in fact married not one but Two of his male slaves... one he was the bride the other time he was the groom. Whether you like it or not the question was answered.. You were and still remain proven wrong... The only dimwit in this thread is you and wanting to marry your mother and/or your sister makes you the pervert... so you just struck out dumbass... emoticonXGoodemoticonXGoodemoticonXGoodemoticonXGood
1	group that makes dodge truck commercials called 'creative team'
1	Didn't a famous gangster once escape from jail using a gun he carved from soap? Maybe OZ should ban bars of soap?
1	white house graciously accepts saudi prince's thank-you gift of severed yemeni head
0	the debate over school choice in chicago
1	half-empty bottle of malibu found in woods behind school
0	Well, you have "proved" that the U.S. health insurance does not have any higher administrative cost than Medicare or the rest od the industrialized world. I think your problem is that you are convinced in your head that that in our healthcare there is no waste. And you are trying to square it with the obvious fact that our cost is the highest with nothing to show for it. You will have to admit that there is waste. For example we have 5x as many MRI scanners than we need, we perform too many tests, we have high adminstrative cost. All these costs will be reduced. There will be fewer of these things PER INSURED. I do not know how many times I have to repeat this before you get it. The volume of this work PER INSURED will decrease. Do you understand that?
1	First off, kudos on getting the quotes right! It's much appreciated. Now, what's your actual assertion? If you spell it out than we can put this definition debate in context, and maybe actually get somewhere.
1	jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality

1

creepy one-word text message from mom could mean anything

0

Again, we never said that a human fetus was a different species.

1

pbs pulling out the fucking big guns tonight with 'andrea bocelli: one night in central park'

0

call bulls#!t: just because they say it, doesn't mean it's true

1

trump: 'i remember flying the plane that bombed the uss arizona during pearl harbor'

0

walkable cities are both richer and smarter

0

new york city makes overdose reversal drug available without a prescription

0

urine-proof paint returns fire on peeing perps

1

If jesus said 'Make correct Judgments", IMO you have failed miserably. He is also alledged to ahve said 'He who is without sin cast the first stone. I guess that with all the stones you are casting, you consider yourself without sin.

1

tai chi practitioner really slowly dislocates knee

0

Well, given that your term is a fabrication of the creationist's mind, I suppose you're right. Evolutionists don't actually exist. Therefore you could assign whatever traits you wanted to them, including dishonesty. Evolutionist is a term designed to cast evolution as a faith based notion. The problem is there is no faith in evolution, faith is a belief in something with no proof. Evolution has proof. Therefore it cannot be a faith based idea. A typical creationist attack is to misrepresent their target by creating a strawman of it. They then declare it is wrong and by proxy, the actual theory wrong. It's fundementally weak, but inline with a belief that is scientifically unsound.

0

Well, then I'd have to convert everest to kilometers. I live in the US. Metric is alien. haahh.

0

sixty seconds of art

1

poll finds americans' greatest fear is waitress forgetting about them

1

family without candy sits huddled in darkened house like londoners during the blitz

0

trump filing shows he paid cohen, after cohen paid stormy

1

Only in your mind could lying about me be telling the truth smiley. And if you had any concept of what truth is, you wouldn't be an anti-christian atheist my spiritually blind friend. emoticonXAngel

0

chuck grassley is keeping details of his iowa events secret to avoid protesters

1

so-called professional gamer not even racist

0

kentucky clerk asks court to force governor to let her deny gay marriages

0

vatican appoints 'new generation' cardinal head of key archdiocese

0

uninsured rate down way more in states that embraced obamacare

0

2 killed, 4 injured in mishap at florida coal power plant

0

the celebrity that left tom hanks and rita wilson speechless

1

senate committee links child poverty to lack of child jobs

1

video gamer in movie going for the high score

0

5,000 jack-o'-lanterns stun in haunting halloween display

1

Well then, I guess I must be a turkey-sandwich worshipper! emoticonXAngel

1

biden donates collection of classic skin mags to those in need during holidays

0

how to be an effective listener

0

read the latest updates on the senate health care vote

1

obama: 'hillary will fight to protect my legacy, even the truly detestable parts'

0

sofia vergara made a surprise cameo during pitbull's grammys performance

0

the white house won't say whether donald trump played golf. here's why.

1

cvs cashier can't wait to accept $20 bill from customer purchasing 3 different cough medications

0

after watching katy perry crash a wedding, you'll wish she came to yours

1

report: authorities recommend the film 'you've got mail' for those snowed in today

1

And it seems that the only thing that repulses you is religion. Curious... emoticonXRolleyes

1

celebrity disappointed after meeting fan

1

Do you need faith to know the sun will rise tomorrow or that 2 + 2 = 4 or to know that if you drop a rock it will fall to the ground?

1

everyone proud of grandma for staying awake

1

'it's like biggie and tupac all over again,' says dumbass of korean conflict

0

My own personal view of it is that it will truly be a sad day indeed when the people are prohibited from exercising their clear constitutional right to amend their constitution. As far as answering the question of what the CA Supremes are likely to do, that I cannot say, since they certainly are not bound to follow the constitution. But assuming they follow the constitution, the amendment will proceed to the November election, as well it ought to.

0

so, tyler, the creator recorded bill nye's new theme song

1

zamboni jams up after running over large patch of loose teeth

1

report: those sensors that flush public toilets were also cameras this whole time

0

eric's bogosian's operation nemesis: can a genocide ever truly be avenged?

0

What is your non-violent way of stopping a felon with a knife? A felon who at 30 has spent 10 years in prison and was raped by other prisoners? I suspect you will do what most New Yorkers will do when they witness a crime: NOT GET INVOLVED! I will stop carrying a pistol when life is rosy. What else do you do to protect yourself besides being concerned?

0

new york may finally do something about its awful voting process

1

engineers still unable to produce styrofoam cup without little center nub sticking out from bottom

0

george takei blasts muslim registry as 'prelude to internment'

1

senile senator allowed to believe he solved immigration crisis

0

beyoncé announces $100,000 in scholarships for hbcu students

1

report: whoa, last person on treadmill ran 8 miles

1

depressed businessman takes 16 power naps a day

0

how to take your dream vacation without a guidebook or expensive cell charges

1

white house begins christmas season with ceremonial lighting of cross

1

clinton forced to kneel before zod

0

this cheeky 1913 letter from a suffragist is giving us life

1

silicon valley startup seeks to change the way women flee tech industry

0

rinkins report: keys to building valuable business relationships

1

Are you sure? VOR is a 14 year old kid from Florida. His IP is squarely from a ISP from Florida. If he is retired, he is the first person I have ever heard who was 60+ that used slang normally reserved for street gangs. Not to mention that his war stories place him in two different seas at the same time. Somehow 2 tours turned into 4, midlevel ship officer turned into high ranking military advisor. All in all, VOR is far more of a liability to any of his allies because of his lying, lack of education and reading comphrension problems.

0

shredding the past

0

man who tried to burn ex-girlfriend's house with cheetos is convicted

1

hbo film reveals liberace was good friends with gay men

1

idiot zoo animal with zero predators still protective of young

0

But if the state refuses to recognise their right to commit to each other in a legal union, then they are being denied at least one right which is available to everyone else. This can also affect legal entitlements. Leo

1

moviegoer manages to sneak candy past teenage usher earning $7 an hour

0

I'm not trying to prove anything. I'm asking if you'd think differently in that case, and you're not answering.

1

corn added to list of items that upset grandma's stomach

1

Mother Teresa was too in love with the notion of a good death.

0

smart earplugs aim to improve your sleep quality by taking noise-blocking to the next level

0

7 ridiculously easy ways to protect your bones at any age

0

Simply put, gun control doesn't work. Why? 1. Criminals ignore the law, that's why they are criminals. 2. If a criminal is prohibited from legally purchasing a firearm and wish to acquire one, they either steal one or buy one from another criminal who has stolen one. 3. It is already illegal in the U.S. for any felon, mentally ill person, or anyone convicted of domestic violence to own or even touch a firearm, yet these individuals ignore the law and obtain firearms anyway. 4. All gun control does is make it that much more difficult for the average law abiding citizen to own a firearm.

0

the 'pitch perfect 2' super bowl trailer is aca-here

1

weird debate viewer using tonight to inform herself about candidates' policy stances

1

waiting-room copy of people brings area man up to speed on paris hilton

0

why father's day is so difficult for me

1

christie's auctioneer throws in sketch of a horse he did to see if anyone bites

1

high school kicker finds it helpful to imagine football as object that needs to be kicked through goal posts in order to gain points

1

report: average american consumes 156 pounds of sugar per year but would like to consume much more

0

madonna's anti-trump cover of britney spears' 'toxic' is the antidote we need to 2016

0

how to survive the senior year stressfest

0

john boehner calls harry reid's idea 'nutso'

0

the 6 secrets of self-control

0

john oliver is surprised dustin hoffman didn't expect harassment questions

0

matt damon now knows you are sexually attracted to his ponytail

0

this earth day, i stand for science

0

I believe once you have the rights granted persons that they may not be taking away because you are asleep or in a coma. Not unless of course it can be shown that higher brain activity has ceased and there is no reasonable expectation that it could return.

0

Same thing happened in Rwanda. First they put the names of all Tutsis on lists. Then, the Hutu came around with machettes and took them off of the lists....permanently.

0

barbara annis and dr. keith merron on the need for gender intelligence, an exclusive interview (pt 1)

1

Historical record says that there was a wedding ceremony and that Nero in fact married not one but Two of his male slaves... one he was the bride the other time he was the groom. Whether you like it or not the question was answered.. You were and still remain proven wrong... The only dimwit in this thread is you and wanting to marry your mother and/or your sister makes you the pervert... so you just struck out dumbass... emoticonXGoodemoticonXGoodemoticonXGoodemoticonXGood

1

group that makes dodge truck commercials called 'creative team'

1

Didn't a famous gangster once escape from jail using a gun he carved from soap? Maybe OZ should ban bars of soap?

1

white house graciously accepts saudi prince's thank-you gift of severed yemeni head

0

the debate over school choice in chicago

1

half-empty bottle of malibu found in woods behind school

0

Well, you have "proved" that the U.S. health insurance does not have any higher administrative cost than Medicare or the rest od the industrialized world. I think your problem is that you are convinced in your head that that in our healthcare there is no waste. And you are trying to square it with the obvious fact that our cost is the highest with nothing to show for it. You will have to admit that there is waste. For example we have 5x as many MRI scanners than we need, we perform too many tests, we have high adminstrative cost. All these costs will be reduced. There will be fewer of these things PER INSURED. I do not know how many times I have to repeat this before you get it. The volume of this work PER INSURED will decrease. Do you understand that?

1

First off, kudos on getting the quotes right! It's much appreciated. Now, what's your actual assertion? If you spell it out than we can put this definition debate in context, and maybe actually get somewhere.

1

jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality