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0	being a facebook wallflower isn't good for you, the social site says
1	Oh wow, I would be so hurt if you had any credibility what so ever.. I personally want you to keep on acting exactly how you are. Being such an 'Anti-Christian', I want everyone to look at you as an example of how a Christian person is kind, compassionate, intelligent and reasonable.
1	Hmm maybe I should take that one to a local patent office...
0	stress can cancel out the benefits of 'healthy' fat
1	poll: 100% of grandsons talented
0	lena dunham matches the red carpet
1	Well I suppose I could've always put up a sign that said "Trespassers will be held with legal counsel, robbers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" but you're just welcoming trouble with that.
1	dad wearing some new kind of headphones that wrap over, under, around ears
1	relationship tragically enters going-to-bathroom-with-door-open stage
1	teacher in cash-strapped ohio school district forced to make do with centuries-old firearms
0	let's demand equal rights for father's day
1	Wrong again. Do you wait and try to think up really dumb things before you post, or is it more of an effortless, blurting process? Look here, genius
1	I heard the "we are the one true ..... bla bla la" from Catholics, Mormons, Protestants, Witnesses. Oh who to believe. yawn
1	pigeon's route accommodated
1	sports psychologists suggest tiger's slump may be because of all that shit he went through
0	Well, that just struck a chord with me. People of both sides say, We got the facts! The facts support our side! but it isn't about the facts but how we react to them.
0	hurricane harvey and the failure of the free market
0	elizabeth warren reams gop: 'the system is rigged' against americans
1	This will kill innovation. do you know how many years a start up business might be in the red before it generates a profit? Why bother when you know you are going to be clubbed as soon as you realize a profit? Yep, way to incentivize business there...
1	man who just beat computer solitaire never asked for overwhelming sensory assault of victory animation
0	once upon a festival 2015 is upon us
1	female director asked if she feels comfortable filming scene while nude
1	nation doesn't know if it can take another bullshit speech about healing
1	guy wearing thumb drive around neck wonders if you tried hard reboot
1	grandmother palms grandson $10 like she fixing boxing match
0	the stars bundle up in style on our cheap celebrity finds list
1	pitt, aniston to quietly separate
1	wrong turn finds man on poor side of mall
0	#xmasgiftsfromtrump wish list will give trump a very un-merry christmas
0	this man used a beyonce concert as a chance to catch up on some reading
0	the first 'assassin's creed' trailer levels up video game movies
0	'orange is the new black' star tells her own moving story to change minds on immigration
0	chrissy teigen points out mitt romney's hypocrisy in one tweet
1	old, wizened fantasy character confirms that the darkness is rising
0	a photo history of south african apartheid 20 years on
0	21 reasons you should probably just get drunk with your parents
0	why people say 'you' when talking about themselves
1	suicide bomber reacts poorly to surprise birthday party
0	I think you sound rather immature. And actually, it's tough luck for you, Chuzlife. Because the law is not on your side. And I doubt women who are exercising their Constitutional rights are going to tell you about what's going on with their bodies or within their privacy of their relationships with their physicians and/or family members. Nor do I blame them one bit. And just to clarify your position for the board, on this "child" definition you keep insisting on. Do you mean to use that terminology for a fertilized egg, too? As in the photograph I shared earlier? :flutteringeyelashes:
0	What's "cumulative selection?" Do you mean a series of mutations with small but beneficial influence that occur over the period of thousands or millions of years? Just how do you propose to observe such mutations? In fact, we can observe such mutations by comparing the genomes of related species.
0	video breaks down how 'whiteness' as a construct shaped the election
0	protecting our children when contending with threats of violence
0	mark zuckerberg: 'i regret' rejecting idea that facebook fake news altered election
0	hollywood mourns the loss of legendary comedian jerry lewis
0	scoliosis: what you need to know
1	chuck e. cheese's announces new lower prices, but the restaurants will be dirtier
1	nation suddenly concerned about black man's opinion
0	hurry! early black friday deals have already started on amazon
0	from selma to ferguson: bridge builders needed!
0	He is concerned that you are taking things to far, Simone.
0	Almost all did. In fact, probably all that you are aware of did. Even the energy in the steak that you eat came from the sun ultimately. The thing is that evolution seems to have resulted in an organism to take advantage of almost every form of available energy. And what energy is left by "higher" animals is used by others - insects, microbes - until there is little usable energy left. That even goes so far that there are some organisms that get their energy from geothermal sources - no light involved.
0	north korea says it's open to talking denuclearization with the u.s.
1	pope wins host-eating contest
1	ice cube that man couldn't pry from tray lives to see another day
1	partygoer gets thoughtful
0	this doll aims to empower kids with albinism and dispel harmful myths
1	wedding experts say engagement ring should cost at least three diamond miners' lives
0	an open letter to caitlyn jenner
0	london's mayor to eu citizens: 'you are very welcome here'
0	black americans support colin kaepernick. white people? not so much
0	Forgive me if this seems picky, but I just want to try and fully understand this argument. I should say that I don't necessarily agree with it, and would like to respond as to why. I just want to give a proper representation of your argument so that I can make a sound response.As such, you can no more force her, against her will, to provide bodily resources to an embryo or fetus, than you can yourself be forced to give of your bodily resources against your will.... Where does this right originate from, i.e., is it from the US Constitution via the 14th amendment etc?
1	report: what you just said reminds man of thing he'd rather talk about
1	Waxy, please read this. Maybe it will help you. When you said the proper way to say it was, "....tell me I'm wrong, at least do it grammatically." you made absolutely no sense. Do something grammatically? You obviously have to use grammar when you write a sentence.
1	nation's sound engineers gather to talk about their ponytails
0	friday's morning email: what to look for with four days to go
1	nasa administrator announces he will open his body up to sexual tourism
0	The comic relief doesn't even recognize it has passed in on, or attempted to!
0	christina ricci is pregnant
0	So you've gone from evolution and ID to cosmology. You have a real problem with maintaining established realms. ID addresses evolutionary theory, not abiogenesis, and not cosmology.
1	lazy man waiting for spark of inspiration to finally get started on masturbating
0	obamacare case to be turned against government on emissions rule
1	Ha ha, very funny. Did you remember to pay before you pumped that one out?emoticonXClown
1	trees planted in poor neighborhood mature just in time for gentrification
1	trump: 'the only way to find out what happened at the saudi consulate is to send in more journalists one at a time'
1	man bragging about how infrequently he receives dental care
1	worker who forgot email attachment expects coworkers to forgive her just like that
1	ah but freedom of speech has many limitations. Since liberals are opposed to American principles their speech can be considered treasonous. No country can survive if it allows itself to be undermined. Lincoln went all out to preserve the country, we should do the same things by making liberals illegal.
0	africa is inspiring these chinese transplants to reflect on their culture
0	one issue that could reshape america for a generation was snubbed at the debate
0	an art colony thrives on skid row
0	power of pride
0	i'm not an empty nester. i'm just sharing my daughter with the world.
0	photographer assumes endless identities in her mother's clothes
0	4 uncommon but serious ear infection complications
0	charles darwin and the sunmine
0	both parties seem to be having a change of heart about federal power
1	wise oracle proclaims to all at barbecue that he felt a raindrop
0	lebron james took 5,000 kids to a theme park in the name of education
0	Recent comparisons between the complete chimp genome and the human genome have found that possibly fewer than 3 million nucleotide differences exist in functional DNA.
1	turkish actor thinks he's cüneyt fucking arkin
0	what's the matter with eastern europe? welcome to the birthplace of trumpism
1	If you need a decision made for you, ask me. I'll be glad to. Be prepared to raise your child though.
0	huffpost hill - secret service agents really glad dark sunglasses hide bloodshot eyes
0	thursday's morning email: judge halts trump's travel ban
0	I do not empathise with an embryo or early fetus the way I imagine I would with my late-term fetus or born child.I fully intend to have children in the future, including through adoption possibly. When I do I will love them with all my heart and put their needs above my own. I'm not going to do a half-assed job of parenting; I'll give it 100%.But not yet.Prototype:
1	latest jihad has something for everyone
1	learned sage points out that powerball not as much after taxes
0	Well, that was a bait-and-switch but it wasn't very masterful. Actually, there are two color morphs in arctic foxes that are determined by a single locus. You are incorrect to claim that the brown morph becomes pure white. That is incorrect. It becomes a very light brown and appears to have a blue sheen. That is why it is known as the "blue morph". The "white morph" is a light brownish gray in summer and becomes pure white in winter. However, the fact that arctic foxes do (not can) change color seasonally is not evolution. All arctic foxes always do change color with the seasons (it happens much quicker than the "matter of months" that you state), and that isn't evolution. It is evolution that the arctic foxes, like many other northern and arctic animals like the Mustelidae, have evolved the ability to change colors with the seasons.
1	heavy police presence in ferguson to ensure residents adequately provoked
1	nasa discovers distant planet located outside funding capabilities

0

being a facebook wallflower isn't good for you, the social site says

1

Oh wow, I would be so hurt if you had any credibility what so ever.. I personally want you to keep on acting exactly how you are. Being such an 'Anti-Christian', I want everyone to look at you as an example of how a Christian person is kind, compassionate, intelligent and reasonable.

1

Hmm maybe I should take that one to a local patent office...

0

stress can cancel out the benefits of 'healthy' fat

1

poll: 100% of grandsons talented

0

lena dunham matches the red carpet

1

Well I suppose I could've always put up a sign that said "Trespassers will be held with legal counsel, robbers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" but you're just welcoming trouble with that.

1

dad wearing some new kind of headphones that wrap over, under, around ears

1

relationship tragically enters going-to-bathroom-with-door-open stage

1

teacher in cash-strapped ohio school district forced to make do with centuries-old firearms

0

let's demand equal rights for father's day

1

Wrong again. Do you wait and try to think up really dumb things before you post, or is it more of an effortless, blurting process? Look here, genius

1

I heard the "we are the one true ..... bla bla la" from Catholics, Mormons, Protestants, Witnesses. Oh who to believe. yawn

1

pigeon's route accommodated

1

sports psychologists suggest tiger's slump may be because of all that shit he went through

0

Well, that just struck a chord with me. People of both sides say, We got the facts! The facts support our side! but it isn't about the facts but how we react to them.

0

hurricane harvey and the failure of the free market

0

elizabeth warren reams gop: 'the system is rigged' against americans

1

This will kill innovation. do you know how many years a start up business might be in the red before it generates a profit? Why bother when you know you are going to be clubbed as soon as you realize a profit? Yep, way to incentivize business there...

1

man who just beat computer solitaire never asked for overwhelming sensory assault of victory animation

0

once upon a festival 2015 is upon us

1

female director asked if she feels comfortable filming scene while nude

1

nation doesn't know if it can take another bullshit speech about healing

1

guy wearing thumb drive around neck wonders if you tried hard reboot

1

grandmother palms grandson $10 like she fixing boxing match

0

the stars bundle up in style on our cheap celebrity finds list

1

pitt, aniston to quietly separate

1

wrong turn finds man on poor side of mall

0

#xmasgiftsfromtrump wish list will give trump a very un-merry christmas

0

this man used a beyonce concert as a chance to catch up on some reading

0

the first 'assassin's creed' trailer levels up video game movies

0

'orange is the new black' star tells her own moving story to change minds on immigration

0

chrissy teigen points out mitt romney's hypocrisy in one tweet

1

old, wizened fantasy character confirms that the darkness is rising

0

a photo history of south african apartheid 20 years on

0

21 reasons you should probably just get drunk with your parents

0

why people say 'you' when talking about themselves

1

suicide bomber reacts poorly to surprise birthday party

0

I think you sound rather immature. And actually, it's tough luck for you, Chuzlife. Because the law is not on your side. And I doubt women who are exercising their Constitutional rights are going to tell you about what's going on with their bodies or within their privacy of their relationships with their physicians and/or family members. Nor do I blame them one bit. And just to clarify your position for the board, on this "child" definition you keep insisting on. Do you mean to use that terminology for a fertilized egg, too? As in the photograph I shared earlier? :flutteringeyelashes:

0

What's "cumulative selection?" Do you mean a series of mutations with small but beneficial influence that occur over the period of thousands or millions of years? Just how do you propose to observe such mutations? In fact, we can observe such mutations by comparing the genomes of related species.

0

video breaks down how 'whiteness' as a construct shaped the election

0

protecting our children when contending with threats of violence

0

mark zuckerberg: 'i regret' rejecting idea that facebook fake news altered election

0

hollywood mourns the loss of legendary comedian jerry lewis

0

scoliosis: what you need to know

1

chuck e. cheese's announces new lower prices, but the restaurants will be dirtier

1

nation suddenly concerned about black man's opinion

0

hurry! early black friday deals have already started on amazon

0

from selma to ferguson: bridge builders needed!

0

He is concerned that you are taking things to far, Simone.

0

Almost all did. In fact, probably all that you are aware of did. Even the energy in the steak that you eat came from the sun ultimately. The thing is that evolution seems to have resulted in an organism to take advantage of almost every form of available energy. And what energy is left by "higher" animals is used by others - insects, microbes - until there is little usable energy left. That even goes so far that there are some organisms that get their energy from geothermal sources - no light involved.

0

north korea says it's open to talking denuclearization with the u.s.

1

pope wins host-eating contest

1

ice cube that man couldn't pry from tray lives to see another day

1

partygoer gets thoughtful

0

this doll aims to empower kids with albinism and dispel harmful myths

1

wedding experts say engagement ring should cost at least three diamond miners' lives

0

an open letter to caitlyn jenner

0

london's mayor to eu citizens: 'you are very welcome here'

0

black americans support colin kaepernick. white people? not so much

0

Forgive me if this seems picky, but I just want to try and fully understand this argument. I should say that I don't necessarily agree with it, and would like to respond as to why. I just want to give a proper representation of your argument so that I can make a sound response.As such, you can no more force her, against her will, to provide bodily resources to an embryo or fetus, than you can yourself be forced to give of your bodily resources against your will.... Where does this right originate from, i.e., is it from the US Constitution via the 14th amendment etc?

1

report: what you just said reminds man of thing he'd rather talk about

1

Waxy, please read this. Maybe it will help you. When you said the proper way to say it was, "....tell me I'm wrong, at least do it grammatically." you made absolutely no sense. Do something grammatically? You obviously have to use grammar when you write a sentence.

1

nation's sound engineers gather to talk about their ponytails

0

friday's morning email: what to look for with four days to go

1

nasa administrator announces he will open his body up to sexual tourism

0

The comic relief doesn't even recognize it has passed in on, or attempted to!

0

christina ricci is pregnant

0

So you've gone from evolution and ID to cosmology. You have a real problem with maintaining established realms. ID addresses evolutionary theory, not abiogenesis, and not cosmology.

1

lazy man waiting for spark of inspiration to finally get started on masturbating

0

obamacare case to be turned against government on emissions rule

1

Ha ha, very funny. Did you remember to pay before you pumped that one out?emoticonXClown

1

trees planted in poor neighborhood mature just in time for gentrification

1

trump: 'the only way to find out what happened at the saudi consulate is to send in more journalists one at a time'

1

man bragging about how infrequently he receives dental care

1

worker who forgot email attachment expects coworkers to forgive her just like that

1

ah but freedom of speech has many limitations. Since liberals are opposed to American principles their speech can be considered treasonous. No country can survive if it allows itself to be undermined. Lincoln went all out to preserve the country, we should do the same things by making liberals illegal.

0

africa is inspiring these chinese transplants to reflect on their culture

0

one issue that could reshape america for a generation was snubbed at the debate

0

an art colony thrives on skid row

0

power of pride

0

i'm not an empty nester. i'm just sharing my daughter with the world.

0

photographer assumes endless identities in her mother's clothes

0

4 uncommon but serious ear infection complications

0

charles darwin and the sunmine

0

both parties seem to be having a change of heart about federal power

1

wise oracle proclaims to all at barbecue that he felt a raindrop

0

lebron james took 5,000 kids to a theme park in the name of education

0

Recent comparisons between the complete chimp genome and the human genome have found that possibly fewer than 3 million nucleotide differences exist in functional DNA.

1

turkish actor thinks he's cüneyt fucking arkin

0

what's the matter with eastern europe? welcome to the birthplace of trumpism

1

If you need a decision made for you, ask me. I'll be glad to. Be prepared to raise your child though.

0

huffpost hill - secret service agents really glad dark sunglasses hide bloodshot eyes

0

thursday's morning email: judge halts trump's travel ban

0

I do not empathise with an embryo or early fetus the way I imagine I would with my late-term fetus or born child.I fully intend to have children in the future, including through adoption possibly. When I do I will love them with all my heart and put their needs above my own. I'm not going to do a half-assed job of parenting; I'll give it 100%.But not yet.Prototype:

1

latest jihad has something for everyone

1

learned sage points out that powerball not as much after taxes

0

Well, that was a bait-and-switch but it wasn't very masterful. Actually, there are two color morphs in arctic foxes that are determined by a single locus. You are incorrect to claim that the brown morph becomes pure white. That is incorrect. It becomes a very light brown and appears to have a blue sheen. That is why it is known as the "blue morph". The "white morph" is a light brownish gray in summer and becomes pure white in winter. However, the fact that arctic foxes do (not can) change color seasonally is not evolution. All arctic foxes always do change color with the seasons (it happens much quicker than the "matter of months" that you state), and that isn't evolution. It is evolution that the arctic foxes, like many other northern and arctic animals like the Mustelidae, have evolved the ability to change colors with the seasons.

1

heavy police presence in ferguson to ensure residents adequately provoked

1

nasa discovers distant planet located outside funding capabilities