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1	on-the-job sexual harassment: three women tell their sizzling hot tales
0	merrick garland tears up during fifth grade commencement address
1	cosby lawyer asks why accusers didn't come forward to be smeared by legal team years ago
1	nobody in ukraine notices absence of government
0	No, I think that he's right on target. The drug dealers that are caught here in Michigan usually get caught with weed AND more hardcore drugs. Theyy're "full service" dealers. Weed is a gateway drug, you know.
0	I remain skeptical, but post your opening statement ASAP. Please commit to this debate or notify us of other intentions.
1	vegan soldier keeps asking everyone if they want their bread
0	google doodle celebrates planetary discovery in the most adorable way
1	republicans outraged by inaccuracies in metallica documentary
0	why terrorists attack us
0	obama and holder's weak call for justice
0	ted cruz favorability with republicans drops after convention speech
0	nato confronts turkey on human rights concerns after donald trump lets them slide
1	15 cnn ireporters killed in afghanistan
1	divorced parents a little hurt child's christmas list doesn't include heartbreaking wish for them to get back together
0	how you can help save the bees -- even in winter
1	contact paper beautifies drawer interior
0	But it should be the job of science to establish a clear line between just where established fact stops and philosophy starts. There's no indication that they're getting it done.
1	old friend avoided in hometown convenience store
1	I do and I was joking around. I'd never actually consider having sex with a Christian.emoticonXCry Besides, a man your age should have learned the difference between love and sex.
1	flock of suicidal geese drinking up the courage to down jetliner
1	adjunct professor hoping some student leaves behind warm pair of gloves today
1	bhutanese man can't believe pharmacy already stocking stuff for lhabab duchen
0	not when there are a lot of fokes who feel that the issue is being forced on them. people do not like change, and it has not been very long from is being "bad" to be gay (still is in some places) to being "OK", but it is still aganst what a lot have been tought form birth is right.
1	former couple to remain friends until one finds new sex partner
0	I'd agree..... faith is a "leap in the dark" (or whatever similiar phrase we care to use) on at least some level, there is always an element of the intangible there.I know Christians who have described there faith to me in such terms before.. sounds quite reasonable to me.
1	pet winterized
0	But people start threads here all the time against Christianity regardless of whether someone claims something here about it or not. It's prejudice, pure and simple, and you're no exception. Now, one would think, being the supposedly non-Christian enlightened person you are, you would simply say "oh, I didn't realize that my posts came across as anti-Christian sometimes, and that it indicates a prejudice on my part, and will try to not have prejudices in my thinking." I mean, one would think those of you are do this sort of thing would be happy that someone had pointed out the obvious prejudice going on, as it would be a case to help you move away from prejudicial thinking.
0	yemen: security forces kill senior al qaeda leader
0	2017: silent no longer
0	trump, in oval office, signs first executive order on obamacare
0	academy president says it's up to the film studios to encourage diversity in hollywood
1	area man uses 'big buck hunter' score to determine ability to drive home
0	'the interview' has made $31 million in online & vod sales thus far
0	indiana jones could be played by a woman, steven spielberg says
1	in major gaffe, obama forgets to dumb it down
0	celebrities celebrate fourth of july with some fun in the sun
1	area man treats girlfriend to sumptuous 20-second massage
0	how social issues hijacked conservatism
0	kids and technology: can we ever really keep up?
0	tomb of lost egyptian queen discovered
0	the 'westworld' mystery that started it all might finally be solved
0	how clinton donor got on sensitive intelligence board
0	My point is the embryo and zygote have potential to think. Their brain activity (none) is completely normal for their stage of development. Infants dont know much, but their brain activity is normal for their age. It doesnt make them less of a human because they think less.
0	nc voters beware: "libertarian" sean haugh a phony
0	steve harvey is still milking his miss universe f**kup in t-mobile super bowl commercial
0	Because violent crime and violent criminals is something that I can't control. Heart disease, that can be worked on with good diet, exercise and medicine if necessary. It's manageable, controllable and can be avoided. You can't do that with a violent criminal.
1	Now that is funny, the marie troll not knowing its a troll.
1	rumsfeld sick of jokes about his fat girlfriend
1	And I'm guessing by your misinformed posts that you have not been high before. Did you recently watch a film called Reefer Madness by any chance?
0	when one of the world's most 'insider' galleries hosts an 'outsider' art show (nsfw)
0	robin hood foundation
1	mom not joking when she says she wants picture of grown kids in bath for old time's sake
1	kerry downs another vodka shot as the last of putin's security detail passes out
0	I would suggest you look at the faero island mouse then. That is a new species, and it is not man doing it, but rather nature itself.
1	nation's grandmothers swept up in textile-messaging craze
1	man just wants one trip to laundromat where he doesn't meet perfect woman
0	What's your claim? That the seasonal molt of arctic foxes is evolution or that it is not? As usual, your responses show muddled thinking.
0	mike bloomberg apologizes for giving his top political journalists a watergate-era nickname
0	former trump aide sam nunberg says mueller probe 'not a witch hunt'
0	Because natural selection works on a cost/benefit basis. For bats and whales and cave-dwelling birds echolocation confers huge advantage, allowing them to exploit niches closed to competing species. For ground- or tree-dwelling terrestrial animals, it would be of marginal or zero benefit, given the 'noise' in their immediate surroundings.
0	if you don't vote, you get what you deserve
1	fertility center asks couple if they want some cheap eggs from a real fucked up chick
0	dear critical white scholar and colleague:
0	buck up. the denver holiday season is upon us
1	weird coworker apparently likes walking two miles to work every day
1	ornithologist forced to participate in history channel's 'what if humans suddenly became birds?' program
0	what it's like to get nexplanon, the birth control implant in your arm
0	being obese is strongly linked to a greater risk for these 11 cancers
1	herpetologist names son after famous herpetologist
0	amber rose's 19 sexiest social media snaps
1	stephen hawking leaves behind beautiful legacy of unheeded warnings to humanity
0	world's dumbest shoplifters literally run into the police at costco
0	Well, those who keep using that story can't see the real sins of those cities. They are so sure that it was rampent homosexuality which lead to their destruction. Even though we know that before the Angels were ever sent God had spelled out why he was going to destroy them. He sent the angels because they promiced to find even one righteous man. They failed in that because the angels were attacked for being foreigners. Noone who abuses this story is ever going to admit this fact. They can't see past the supposed homosexual issue.
0	obamacare repeal possibly going to live on farm upstate
0	hillary clinton drops into detroit as democrats get nervous about black turnout
0	10 worst provisions in the republican appropriations bill
0	search underway after disneyland guest with autism drops lanyard while collecting pins
1	baffled dnc plant roy moore not sure what else he could have done to defame republican party
1	last civil war tortoise dies
0	in the wake of garner, a plea for hope
1	storied fantasy owner relocates to new ip address
1	cher's 'believe' now faintly audible everywhere in america
1	area new york times 98 percent unread
1	heroic pants enter 19th day of continuous duty
0	shared leadership among women and men: good news and bad news
0	Gun control maintains its racist roots even in this day and age. What other reason would there be for Form 4473 to ask applicants what their race is? What is the importance of knowing if somebody's white, black or mexican when they're buying a gun?
0	it sure seems like paul manafort is misleading a federal judge so he can winter in florida
1	gop leaders assure sobbing rubio it not his fault party splitting up
0	how model valerie ramsey is opening new worlds for older women
0	I wish you could put your hands on that poll as well. Until then I'll remain skeptical. Let's remember that Democrats and liberals hunt. Remove that group and what's left? Something less than 20% of Americans that own only handguns.
1	The lovely thing about our system of justice, is, if a citizen acts, his actions are judged for appropriateness, and if found to be unlawful, he/she must stand in a court of law an be held accountable for them. Brady on the other hand, wants to skip all of that justice stuff, and hang us all, just because we follow the Constitution and our laws, and dare to have the AUDACITY to actually believe in both, and own a Constitutionally recognized as Inalienable Right, gun! So who is the law breaker here?
1	grocery list depressing
1	nation finds solace in knowledge candidates taking years off own lives by running for president
0	un delivers first food aid to syrians in besieged daraya in years
1	walletless biden found handcuffed to bedpost
0	safety and security: not just for college students
1	george r.r. martin promises fans 'the winds of winter' is nearly started
0	how to pick the perfect retirement location
0	chuck todd imitates yoda -- and it's actually pretty good

1

on-the-job sexual harassment: three women tell their sizzling hot tales

0

merrick garland tears up during fifth grade commencement address

1

cosby lawyer asks why accusers didn't come forward to be smeared by legal team years ago

1

nobody in ukraine notices absence of government

0

No, I think that he's right on target. The drug dealers that are caught here in Michigan usually get caught with weed AND more hardcore drugs. Theyy're "full service" dealers. Weed is a gateway drug, you know.

0

I remain skeptical, but post your opening statement ASAP. Please commit to this debate or notify us of other intentions.

1

vegan soldier keeps asking everyone if they want their bread

0

google doodle celebrates planetary discovery in the most adorable way

1

republicans outraged by inaccuracies in metallica documentary

0

why terrorists attack us

0

obama and holder's weak call for justice

0

ted cruz favorability with republicans drops after convention speech

0

nato confronts turkey on human rights concerns after donald trump lets them slide

1

15 cnn ireporters killed in afghanistan

1

divorced parents a little hurt child's christmas list doesn't include heartbreaking wish for them to get back together

0

how you can help save the bees -- even in winter

1

contact paper beautifies drawer interior

0

But it should be the job of science to establish a clear line between just where established fact stops and philosophy starts. There's no indication that they're getting it done.

1

old friend avoided in hometown convenience store

1

I do and I was joking around. I'd never actually consider having sex with a Christian.emoticonXCry Besides, a man your age should have learned the difference between love and sex.

1

flock of suicidal geese drinking up the courage to down jetliner

1

adjunct professor hoping some student leaves behind warm pair of gloves today

1

bhutanese man can't believe pharmacy already stocking stuff for lhabab duchen

0

not when there are a lot of fokes who feel that the issue is being forced on them. people do not like change, and it has not been very long from is being "bad" to be gay (still is in some places) to being "OK", but it is still aganst what a lot have been tought form birth is right.

1

former couple to remain friends until one finds new sex partner

0

I'd agree..... faith is a "leap in the dark" (or whatever similiar phrase we care to use) on at least some level, there is always an element of the intangible there.I know Christians who have described there faith to me in such terms before.. sounds quite reasonable to me.

1

pet winterized

0

But people start threads here all the time against Christianity regardless of whether someone claims something here about it or not. It's prejudice, pure and simple, and you're no exception. Now, one would think, being the supposedly non-Christian enlightened person you are, you would simply say "oh, I didn't realize that my posts came across as anti-Christian sometimes, and that it indicates a prejudice on my part, and will try to not have prejudices in my thinking." I mean, one would think those of you are do this sort of thing would be happy that someone had pointed out the obvious prejudice going on, as it would be a case to help you move away from prejudicial thinking.

0

yemen: security forces kill senior al qaeda leader

0

2017: silent no longer

0

trump, in oval office, signs first executive order on obamacare

0

academy president says it's up to the film studios to encourage diversity in hollywood

1

area man uses 'big buck hunter' score to determine ability to drive home

0

'the interview' has made $31 million in online & vod sales thus far

0

indiana jones could be played by a woman, steven spielberg says

1

in major gaffe, obama forgets to dumb it down

0

celebrities celebrate fourth of july with some fun in the sun

1

area man treats girlfriend to sumptuous 20-second massage

0

how social issues hijacked conservatism

0

kids and technology: can we ever really keep up?

0

tomb of lost egyptian queen discovered

0

the 'westworld' mystery that started it all might finally be solved

0

how clinton donor got on sensitive intelligence board

0

My point is the embryo and zygote have potential to think. Their brain activity (none) is completely normal for their stage of development. Infants dont know much, but their brain activity is normal for their age. It doesnt make them less of a human because they think less.

0

nc voters beware: "libertarian" sean haugh a phony

0

steve harvey is still milking his miss universe f**kup in t-mobile super bowl commercial

0

Because violent crime and violent criminals is something that I can't control. Heart disease, that can be worked on with good diet, exercise and medicine if necessary. It's manageable, controllable and can be avoided. You can't do that with a violent criminal.

1

Now that is funny, the marie troll not knowing its a troll.

1

rumsfeld sick of jokes about his fat girlfriend

1

And I'm guessing by your misinformed posts that you have not been high before. Did you recently watch a film called Reefer Madness by any chance?

0

when one of the world's most 'insider' galleries hosts an 'outsider' art show (nsfw)

0

robin hood foundation

1

mom not joking when she says she wants picture of grown kids in bath for old time's sake

1

kerry downs another vodka shot as the last of putin's security detail passes out

0

I would suggest you look at the faero island mouse then. That is a new species, and it is not man doing it, but rather nature itself.

1

nation's grandmothers swept up in textile-messaging craze

1

man just wants one trip to laundromat where he doesn't meet perfect woman

0

What's your claim? That the seasonal molt of arctic foxes is evolution or that it is not? As usual, your responses show muddled thinking.

0

mike bloomberg apologizes for giving his top political journalists a watergate-era nickname

0

former trump aide sam nunberg says mueller probe 'not a witch hunt'

0

Because natural selection works on a cost/benefit basis. For bats and whales and cave-dwelling birds echolocation confers huge advantage, allowing them to exploit niches closed to competing species. For ground- or tree-dwelling terrestrial animals, it would be of marginal or zero benefit, given the 'noise' in their immediate surroundings.

0

if you don't vote, you get what you deserve

1

fertility center asks couple if they want some cheap eggs from a real fucked up chick

0

dear critical white scholar and colleague:

0

buck up. the denver holiday season is upon us

1

weird coworker apparently likes walking two miles to work every day

1

ornithologist forced to participate in history channel's 'what if humans suddenly became birds?' program

0

what it's like to get nexplanon, the birth control implant in your arm

0

being obese is strongly linked to a greater risk for these 11 cancers

1

herpetologist names son after famous herpetologist

0

amber rose's 19 sexiest social media snaps

1

stephen hawking leaves behind beautiful legacy of unheeded warnings to humanity

0

world's dumbest shoplifters literally run into the police at costco

0

Well, those who keep using that story can't see the real sins of those cities. They are so sure that it was rampent homosexuality which lead to their destruction. Even though we know that before the Angels were ever sent God had spelled out why he was going to destroy them. He sent the angels because they promiced to find even one righteous man. They failed in that because the angels were attacked for being foreigners. Noone who abuses this story is ever going to admit this fact. They can't see past the supposed homosexual issue.

0

obamacare repeal possibly going to live on farm upstate

0

hillary clinton drops into detroit as democrats get nervous about black turnout

0

10 worst provisions in the republican appropriations bill

0

search underway after disneyland guest with autism drops lanyard while collecting pins

1

baffled dnc plant roy moore not sure what else he could have done to defame republican party

1

last civil war tortoise dies

0

in the wake of garner, a plea for hope

1

storied fantasy owner relocates to new ip address

1

cher's 'believe' now faintly audible everywhere in america

1

area new york times 98 percent unread

1

heroic pants enter 19th day of continuous duty

0

shared leadership among women and men: good news and bad news

0

Gun control maintains its racist roots even in this day and age. What other reason would there be for Form 4473 to ask applicants what their race is? What is the importance of knowing if somebody's white, black or mexican when they're buying a gun?

0

it sure seems like paul manafort is misleading a federal judge so he can winter in florida

1

gop leaders assure sobbing rubio it not his fault party splitting up

0

how model valerie ramsey is opening new worlds for older women

0

I wish you could put your hands on that poll as well. Until then I'll remain skeptical. Let's remember that Democrats and liberals hunt. Remove that group and what's left? Something less than 20% of Americans that own only handguns.

1

The lovely thing about our system of justice, is, if a citizen acts, his actions are judged for appropriateness, and if found to be unlawful, he/she must stand in a court of law an be held accountable for them. Brady on the other hand, wants to skip all of that justice stuff, and hang us all, just because we follow the Constitution and our laws, and dare to have the AUDACITY to actually believe in both, and own a Constitutionally recognized as Inalienable Right, gun! So who is the law breaker here?

1

grocery list depressing

1

nation finds solace in knowledge candidates taking years off own lives by running for president

0

un delivers first food aid to syrians in besieged daraya in years

1

walletless biden found handcuffed to bedpost

0

safety and security: not just for college students

1

george r.r. martin promises fans 'the winds of winter' is nearly started

0

how to pick the perfect retirement location

0

chuck todd imitates yoda -- and it's actually pretty good