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0	minnesota mom accused of beating, enslaving chinese woman as her nanny
1	orrin hatch: 'as a father of daughters, i don't give a flying fuck what happens to them'
1	stepmom doesn't expect kids to call her stupid bitch right away
1	huckabee sanders tells colleagues she's taking temporary post as google ceo before transitioning into full-time role as sultan of brunei
0	donors giving to orlando victims' fund at a record rate
1	For the actual difference between these guns and a Real Assault Weapon see this video. Soooooooo You were saying?
0	photos show the calais 'jungle' going up in flames
1	new dating website helps plus-size jewish plane crash survivors find love
0	european vacation -- in philadelphia!
1	report: no way this year's summer strawberries living up to hype
1	employees annoyed at having to attend 3-hour-long sexual seduction training
0	scientific proof that having a squad makes life less painful
1	nurse's tray all scalpels
0	we got top pollsters to recount the most bizarre things they've ever polled
1	fans disappointed to learn 'fast five' contains no car-chase scenes
0	So, you're saying that you believe in absolutely everything your church believes and you support everything it does and the moment it did anything oustide of these you'd leave right?
1	Why not, after all, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. emoticonXRolleyes Waxy
1	funeral held for door shot 4 times by oscar pistorius
1	hope fades for survivors in 1999 turkish earthquake
1	scavenger-hunt party 'not leaving without twine'
0	Actually, I can not accept that claim. Before then, the absolutely youngest ever surviving fetus was deliver at 19 weeks, 6 days. 12 weeks would be a worldwide sensation. I would recommend that you double-check your source. Viability is still defined as the age at which 50% survive, which still is at around 24 weeks gestation/26 weeks pregnancy.
0	Well, it might be hard to convince people that you aren't ignorant of some of the facts, although it appears that you're not completely ignorant of all of the facts... On the other hand, only Christians might label you as "anti-Christian" for rejecting literalism.
0	ben affleck slurs words defending his one true love, tom brady
1	betty friedan honored with second-class postage stamp
0	pamela anderson talks candidly about love, forgiveness and her foundation
0	opinions versus opinionated
1	woman probably just made up rape story in order to get threatening emails
1	obama gently guides michelle's hand as she maneuvers drone joystick
0	Catholics have a different belief. The goal is to always save both mother and child. If the fetus dies during the attempt to save both, then that's what happens. For instance, with an ectopic pregnancy, the goal isn't to kill he fetus, the goal is to save both mother and fetus.
0	?? What are you trying to say?Science is knowledge, all knowledge, that is, anything we find to be true. There is no other "truth" out there, if there were, we'd be omniscient.
0	But your own link says that the rise in crime was partially explained by the new system the UK police were using for recording crime and that the British Crime Survey showed a decrease in crime since 1997.
1	housekeeper too busy to be sassy
0	watch: why juliette lewis' parents helped her get emancipated
1	everyone outraged catholic priest did that thing everyone jokes about
0	missing maryland college student who prompted campus closure found dead
1	gaunt, hollow-eyed big bird enters sixth day of hunger strike against proposed trump budget
1	house condescendingly approves $400 in added stimulus
0	axe wants to shed its douchey reputation and empower men
1	abraham lincoln's dna now available over the counter
1	woman who teaches special-needs children killing it at dinner party
1	only way base jumper can get thrill these days is by jumping tandem with endangered species
0	north carolina community takes on anti-muslim activist
1	ashes of deceased presidents rubbed upon voters' heads in hallowed election day tradition
1	of course busy bartender doesn't mind taking picture of you and your friends
0	why emma watson is taking a year off acting
1	71 percent of americans approve of clinton's approval rating
0	queer aussie men strip down for intimate indie magazine pictorial
1	campus tour guides reminded to use official name for rape hall
1	Odd. I can't seem to find any racial slurs or racist ideology in those sentences. In fact, I don't see any race or races in general even mentioned. You're just one of those people who thinks you can win a discussion by accusing your opponents of being racist. Sorry simone, but in the real world, people can disagree with your leftist views (which are barely existent) without being racist.
0	bernie sanders has a message for his loudest supporters
1	dysfunctional family brought together by liquor
1	He certianly is better educated about things like that than certain evangalic christians.
0	several injured after 'unauthorized' vehicle enters nsa headquarters
1	local asshole attains world-class status
0	But it isn't an assertion of absolute truth. It is actually an assertion of the consensus of current scientific thought. I have read some discussion about various other possibilities. Maybe several forms of life arose in various environments. Eventually they then had to compete for resourses and all but one went extinct. And then there is the hypothesis that life arose more than once and fused into a single population. The bottom line is that the DNA code is universal with only a few minor differences in a limited number of primative organisms.
0	everything you need to know about how stress affects your skin
0	nigel, the lonely seabird, dies next to the concrete bird replica he loved for 5 years
1	charles schulz estate releases hundreds of rare, never-before-seen images of him posing next to an easel
1	grandma pretty much unmoved by threat of not seeing grandchildren
1	nipsey russell estate releases volume of previously unpublished couplets
0	fiorina and carson defend saudi government, which cites sharia law to execute 47 people
0	japan calls for 'world without nuclear weapons' on hiroshima bombing anniversary
1	boyfriend vows to try harder
0	top foreign policy officials go after trump for national security council changes
0	watermelon + 20,000 volts = one messy pink slushie
1	nation demands more movies where guy reveals he was wearing bulletproof vest
1	Observations? Like the posts I have made? Which would be documented via quotes?....emoticonXConfused You demanded 'links' for your recurring rudeness, I produced them. I demand 'links' for my creationism.
0	living in our heads
1	toddler shits her way through 3rd halloween costume of night
1	defiant milosevic eats big, sloppy sandwich during trial
0	dwight howard responds to lebron james' full-court shot with one of his own
0	arizona wildfire destroys dozens of homes, raising warnings of a bad season
1	sleepover guests get story straight on what time they went to bed
1	houseguest asks if host has blanket that's never been washed he can use
0	washington post journalist jailed in iran has christmas meal with family
0	mtv's 'scream' trailer features a severed head in a hot tub
0	7 steps to living an organic lifestyle
1	cinzano poster brings touch of class to shithole
1	fast-learning new hire gains quick grasp of how terrible job is
1	lonely elderly man visits pond to pelt ducks with rocks
0	chechen strongman issues instagram plea to find his missing cat
1	grandmother can't believe they let people with tattoos on price is right
0	So you think that people that express a different point of view than you are doing something illegal? You must disagree with freedom of speech. You're a scary guy.
1	report: some americans may not work in offices
0	6 stunning rooms that prove tile deserves to be so much more than a backsplash
0	khrushchev's granddaughter just compared trump to stalin
0	the world's most dangerous path is reopening to hikers
0	confessions of a serial songwriter: play me
0	Your statment is like saying we evented 2+2= 4. We did not envent it, it aways existed. Same with logic, its a concept that exists apart from the meterial universe. But in the atheists worldview, only the meterial universe exists.
1	Where did you here this XXXX? Some cheap detective novel or something? Once again, my sincerest apologies.
0	cnn discovers elegant way to call bullst on donald trump's bullst
1	man with widely circulated penis pictures not the most humiliated person at podium
1	eric cantor tossed by bucking mitch mcconnell during congressional rodeo
1	Only if you include the fact that while cleaning up the water he is beating the pipe with a hammer.
1	So, want to provide chapter and verse for that Archie? Oh, and bragging about how humble you are? Classy, and completely self-defeating. LMAO
0	bernie sanders draws more than 20,000 people at boston rally
1	guy sipping energy drink on subway probably heading off to snowboard in x games or something
0	hillary clinton will be nominated because more democrats are voting for her
1	u.s. postal service appoints first leather-clad postmistress general
1	donut shop gets weird after 11 a.m.

0

minnesota mom accused of beating, enslaving chinese woman as her nanny

1

orrin hatch: 'as a father of daughters, i don't give a flying fuck what happens to them'

1

stepmom doesn't expect kids to call her stupid bitch right away

1

huckabee sanders tells colleagues she's taking temporary post as google ceo before transitioning into full-time role as sultan of brunei

0

donors giving to orlando victims' fund at a record rate

1

For the actual difference between these guns and a Real Assault Weapon see this video. Soooooooo You were saying?

0

photos show the calais 'jungle' going up in flames

1

new dating website helps plus-size jewish plane crash survivors find love

0

european vacation -- in philadelphia!

1

report: no way this year's summer strawberries living up to hype

1

employees annoyed at having to attend 3-hour-long sexual seduction training

0

scientific proof that having a squad makes life less painful

1

nurse's tray all scalpels

0

we got top pollsters to recount the most bizarre things they've ever polled

1

fans disappointed to learn 'fast five' contains no car-chase scenes

0

So, you're saying that you believe in absolutely everything your church believes and you support everything it does and the moment it did anything oustide of these you'd leave right?

1

Why not, after all, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. emoticonXRolleyes Waxy

1

funeral held for door shot 4 times by oscar pistorius

1

hope fades for survivors in 1999 turkish earthquake

1

scavenger-hunt party 'not leaving without twine'

0

Actually, I can not accept that claim. Before then, the absolutely youngest ever surviving fetus was deliver at 19 weeks, 6 days. 12 weeks would be a worldwide sensation. I would recommend that you double-check your source. Viability is still defined as the age at which 50% survive, which still is at around 24 weeks gestation/26 weeks pregnancy.

0

Well, it might be hard to convince people that you aren't ignorant of some of the facts, although it appears that you're not completely ignorant of all of the facts... On the other hand, only Christians might label you as "anti-Christian" for rejecting literalism.

0

ben affleck slurs words defending his one true love, tom brady

1

betty friedan honored with second-class postage stamp

0

pamela anderson talks candidly about love, forgiveness and her foundation

0

opinions versus opinionated

1

woman probably just made up rape story in order to get threatening emails

1

obama gently guides michelle's hand as she maneuvers drone joystick

0

Catholics have a different belief. The goal is to always save both mother and child. If the fetus dies during the attempt to save both, then that's what happens. For instance, with an ectopic pregnancy, the goal isn't to kill he fetus, the goal is to save both mother and fetus.

0

?? What are you trying to say?Science is knowledge, all knowledge, that is, anything we find to be true. There is no other "truth" out there, if there were, we'd be omniscient.

0

But your own link says that the rise in crime was partially explained by the new system the UK police were using for recording crime and that the British Crime Survey showed a decrease in crime since 1997.

1

housekeeper too busy to be sassy

0

watch: why juliette lewis' parents helped her get emancipated

1

everyone outraged catholic priest did that thing everyone jokes about

0

missing maryland college student who prompted campus closure found dead

1

gaunt, hollow-eyed big bird enters sixth day of hunger strike against proposed trump budget

1

house condescendingly approves $400 in added stimulus

0

axe wants to shed its douchey reputation and empower men

1

abraham lincoln's dna now available over the counter

1

woman who teaches special-needs children killing it at dinner party

1

only way base jumper can get thrill these days is by jumping tandem with endangered species

0

north carolina community takes on anti-muslim activist

1

ashes of deceased presidents rubbed upon voters' heads in hallowed election day tradition

1

of course busy bartender doesn't mind taking picture of you and your friends

0

why emma watson is taking a year off acting

1

71 percent of americans approve of clinton's approval rating

0

queer aussie men strip down for intimate indie magazine pictorial

1

campus tour guides reminded to use official name for rape hall

1

Odd. I can't seem to find any racial slurs or racist ideology in those sentences. In fact, I don't see any race or races in general even mentioned. You're just one of those people who thinks you can win a discussion by accusing your opponents of being racist. Sorry simone, but in the real world, people can disagree with your leftist views (which are barely existent) without being racist.

0

bernie sanders has a message for his loudest supporters

1

dysfunctional family brought together by liquor

1

He certianly is better educated about things like that than certain evangalic christians.

0

several injured after 'unauthorized' vehicle enters nsa headquarters

1

local asshole attains world-class status

0

But it isn't an assertion of absolute truth. It is actually an assertion of the consensus of current scientific thought. I have read some discussion about various other possibilities. Maybe several forms of life arose in various environments. Eventually they then had to compete for resourses and all but one went extinct. And then there is the hypothesis that life arose more than once and fused into a single population. The bottom line is that the DNA code is universal with only a few minor differences in a limited number of primative organisms.

0

everything you need to know about how stress affects your skin

0

nigel, the lonely seabird, dies next to the concrete bird replica he loved for 5 years

1

charles schulz estate releases hundreds of rare, never-before-seen images of him posing next to an easel

1

grandma pretty much unmoved by threat of not seeing grandchildren

1

nipsey russell estate releases volume of previously unpublished couplets

0

fiorina and carson defend saudi government, which cites sharia law to execute 47 people

0

japan calls for 'world without nuclear weapons' on hiroshima bombing anniversary

1

boyfriend vows to try harder

0

top foreign policy officials go after trump for national security council changes

0

watermelon + 20,000 volts = one messy pink slushie

1

nation demands more movies where guy reveals he was wearing bulletproof vest

1

Observations? Like the posts I have made? Which would be documented via quotes?....emoticonXConfused You demanded 'links' for your recurring rudeness, I produced them. I demand 'links' for my creationism.

0

living in our heads

1

toddler shits her way through 3rd halloween costume of night

1

defiant milosevic eats big, sloppy sandwich during trial

0

dwight howard responds to lebron james' full-court shot with one of his own

0

arizona wildfire destroys dozens of homes, raising warnings of a bad season

1

sleepover guests get story straight on what time they went to bed

1

houseguest asks if host has blanket that's never been washed he can use

0

washington post journalist jailed in iran has christmas meal with family

0

mtv's 'scream' trailer features a severed head in a hot tub

0

7 steps to living an organic lifestyle

1

cinzano poster brings touch of class to shithole

1

fast-learning new hire gains quick grasp of how terrible job is

1

lonely elderly man visits pond to pelt ducks with rocks

0

chechen strongman issues instagram plea to find his missing cat

1

grandmother can't believe they let people with tattoos on price is right

0

So you think that people that express a different point of view than you are doing something illegal? You must disagree with freedom of speech. You're a scary guy.

1

report: some americans may not work in offices

0

6 stunning rooms that prove tile deserves to be so much more than a backsplash

0

khrushchev's granddaughter just compared trump to stalin

0

the world's most dangerous path is reopening to hikers

0

confessions of a serial songwriter: play me

0

Your statment is like saying we evented 2+2= 4. We did not envent it, it aways existed. Same with logic, its a concept that exists apart from the meterial universe. But in the atheists worldview, only the meterial universe exists.

1

Where did you here this XXXX? Some cheap detective novel or something? Once again, my sincerest apologies.

0

cnn discovers elegant way to call bulls**t on donald trump's bulls**t

1

man with widely circulated penis pictures not the most humiliated person at podium

1

eric cantor tossed by bucking mitch mcconnell during congressional rodeo

1

Only if you include the fact that while cleaning up the water he is beating the pipe with a hammer.

1

So, want to provide chapter and verse for that Archie? Oh, and bragging about how humble you are? Classy, and completely self-defeating. LMAO

0

bernie sanders draws more than 20,000 people at boston rally

1

guy sipping energy drink on subway probably heading off to snowboard in x games or something

0

hillary clinton will be nominated because more democrats are voting for her

1

u.s. postal service appoints first leather-clad postmistress general

1

donut shop gets weird after 11 a.m.