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1	bush told to sign birthday treaty for someone named 'kyoto'
0	trump's whole approach to health care boiled down to one tweet
0	pharmaceutical industry profiting from a solution to a problem they helped create
1	candidate turns to focus group for position on rape
1	bed bug feels bad for area man, but a bug's got to eat
0	Well, yes. Eleven years is quite swift, but it actually supports the theory of evolution through natural selection. The estimates of the speed of evolution that you seem to be depending on were done by George Gaylord Simpson way back in the 1940s or 1950s. Since then, we have observed fruit flies, as well as other specimens, to evolve quite rapidly, showing significant evolution in only a decade or so. More recently, however, scientists have been able to observe evolution in natural settings and have found that it can sometimes be quite rapid when environmental change is rapid. Besides the studies that Reznick did on guppies, there are also the studies of the Galapagos finches by the grants, and studies of anole lizards in the Bahamas. These are observable phenotypical changes, not speciation events.
1	harrison ford chuckles to self upon realizing he hasn't been in movie people liked in 18 years
1	rumsfeld equally proud of all his wars
0	lice invade espn makeup and hair studios, deadspin reports
1	world's jews celebrate christmas with ceremonial re-murdering of christ
0	the effects of delaying puberty for trans youth
0	And that didn't have a thing to do with my point.
0	There is no evidence in your eyes. There is tremendous evidence that the universe and everything in it was designed , even Darwin admitted that was the impression the evidence gave. Of course as an atheist he had to believe differently regardless of how absurd the story was.If particles to people was presented as a senario instead of science we would have no argument.
1	jared kushner forced to follow along with ivanka's classified documents during meetings
0	billy eichner boogied with obama and ellen got all the details
1	You mean you've spent your good, hard-earned money on his revisionist follies? ROTFLOL!! You could have had a six pack to really make your day.
0	people are losing their minds over a big mac covered in molten copper
0	it just got easier for detroit students to pay for college
0	baby goes all homer simpson while tasting bacon for the first time
1	buick regal named best vehicle in class for idling outside off-track betting parlor
0	trump's evangelical advisors urged him to protect dreamers
1	Yeah. So let's throw all caution to the wind and criticize the woman with bipolar disorder. And if she commits suicide, we can all have a clear conscience that "anything" could have set her off and it wasn't necessarily the manager calling homosexuality an "abomination". Try asking one of your "counselor" acquaintances about this case. Ask if they think the woman should have been criticized in such a harsh manner with the ONLY obvious objective being for the manager to express himself...
1	Oh, dear. I seem to have lost you again. 'Peer' just means a group of people holding the same biases.
1	Wow. Who knew the entire theory of evolution could be destroyed in a 2 page comic book? I guess when dealing with Creationist and half truths, the KISS motto is best. Waxy
0	Actually, I think that lack of support for your mythology is one of the reasons that it isn't accepted as literal. I suspect that your documentation is just assertion that you believe because it tells you what you want to hear.Why is it that creationists keep claining to have "proof" and never present any? Have you checked out the threads in the Religion forum where some posters are having trouble demonstrating the historicity of Jesus? How can you claim documentation for Adam & Eve, the Garden, talking snake, the flood?
0	Exactly. It seems that anyone can dream up hypotheses in evolutionary psychology. Here's what Coyne said:
0	horrified by johnson & johnson's tactics, a sales rep wears a wire
0	Ah, you've engaged in the grammarian nitpick function of debate. Sad, but predictable. Obviously, I was discussing the entire article, which is making that argument. It is generally bad form to quote an entire post when it reaches such length.
1	Yes, I know all about Dr Dino. He is a fraud and con.
1	doctor quickly scribbles prescription that will lead to 30-year battle with painkiller addiction
0	the easiest & cheapest way to update your beauty look
1	swiss avalanche kills thousands; world stays neutral
0	I'll take these questions (one at a time) in the other thread.
0	exclusive: former congressman harold ford jr. fired for misconduct by morgan stanley
0	disney, pixar to release a short about a li'l dumpling, and it sounds darling
1	man angry at self after not recognizing actress in eyelash commercial
0	arkansas gets permission to enforce voter id law in primaries
0	kellyanne conway denies mike pence's expensive nfl exit was a 'political stunt'
1	brad pitt promises 1,000 years of peace
0	when gender dysphoria compounds body dysmorphia in eating disorder recovery
1	death withdraws icy hand from shoulder of caroline kennedy
1	studio admits entire israeli-palestinian conflict just marketing campaign for 'you don't mess with the zohan' that got out of hand
1	obama unsure how to turn huge support among women, latinos, gays, african-americans into electoral victory
1	clinton says badtz-maru may be his favorite sanrio character
1	Heh, this is really funny coming form a guy who keeps telling us that the evil Muslims are taking over Europe and that the European socialist economy is going to collapse.
0	hacker releases new 'orange is the new black' episodes after demanding ransom
0	why we 'freeze' in uncomfortable situations
0	it's a girl for christina aguilera!
0	how laramie's lgbt decision awakens us
0	how can you tell if a dog rescue group is legit?
0	Well, I wasn't an fortunate as you. It took me a few years to see through the fairy tale of evolution and see that God was the only true creator. However, that is a whole 'nother topic.
0	7 very important reasons to take a nap right now
0	black women are rising – when will our pay?
0	low and unrepresentative voter turnout in california
0	so, what the heck is a probiotic?
1	79-year-old still saving for future
0	Or maybe it was his reaction to the outcome of Heller vs. DC, which resulted in the lowest number of homicides since 1966. The facts aren't on your side, Brady. This is probably the only thing Obama ever did politically that I agree with.
1	george lucas recalls peter mayhew ad-libbing decision to play character as nonverbal, fur-covered monster
0	aziz ansari pissed about accepting british award in person ... in la
0	dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves
1	OMG Simone!emoticonXCry His head is already so big we can hardly fit him on the screen. Don't encourage him.emoticonXHoho
0	charles barkley attempted to ride scooter like georgia state's coach
0	10 ways to raise a reader
1	'c'mon, c'mon,' says matt damon desperately searching for own name on list of imdb user dolphinsoul60's top 100 actors
1	hasbro concedes world not ready for rubik's chicken
1	Here come the Christians, thinking they can know everything by guessing, and commiting the genetic fallacy left and right.
0	trump says congress won't change libel laws, but that's a decision for the states
1	no one admits to fart joke
0	user experience: hygiene or strategic differentiator?
1	obama to wait for next bruce springsteen album for word on economy
0	keith olbermann asks if we should give 'president-elect p***y-grabber' a chance
0	I believe you have even debated that it is conditioned into humans to be religious and therefore it validates religions. So why is there a need to debate whether animals love if they are acting on a conditioned response?
0	why is roller derby important to so many queer women?
0	understanding the islamic state
0	the time is ripe for a nonprofit revolution
0	trump's controversial pick for doj civil rights chief appears headed for confirmation
0	congress might actually pass a permanent 9/11 bill
1	dare graduate celebrates first toke
1	steve bannon slurps still-twitching tail into mouth before giving opinion on syria
1	metallica board of directors debates whether new riff will have negative impact on shareholder value
1	shrimp boat captain worn out from long day of putting human face on crisis
1	cameraman strikes gold with tubby fan eating ice cream, dancing, holding baby
0	'real world' star writes his own (queer) book of mormon story
1	frustrated iranian scientist forced to shut down project he spent 12 goddamn years of his life on
0	you have the right to remain obnoxious
1	college graduate to never read a book again
0	So why should you care about their non-scientific beliefs in a debate on science? Most people who believe in evolution do so because of science, so their non-scientific beliefs are irrelevant.
1	william barr agrees to release nonverbal, abstract visual representation of mueller report
1	So I pray to chance every night before I go to bed?
0	Well, I don't work with any "reefer heads" or pot smokers now...this was awhile back.
1	And oddly enough you have been given several on silver platters. Perhaps you need to visit a neurologist and get checked for memory problems? Just to remind you once more - SICKLE CELL TRAIT is a mutation AND it benefits the phenotype under specific definable conditions. Do you really want to get hit about the head with that bat yet again?
0	watch: minor league brawl spills into seats
0	abc corrects explosive michael flynn report that drove down stocks
1	report: afghan mineral deposits could completely revolutionize nation's system of corruption
0	a defiant iran defies the un and international laws again
1	office politician runs for coffee
1	A seminar by the deity? With slides showing each step? I'm sure it would be quite popular. Look, the reason science assumes the operation of natural law is because it has to. If it assumed the deity interfered with everything at her whim, the entire scientific project would be impossible. Why do you keep asking science to act like a religion?
0	And yet that is not the case. There are those who believe, on moral grounds, that what Hitler did was the right thing to do. An absolute morality requires absolute consensus, and there isn't any.
0	Purposefully communicating information as a means to an end... wound healing.
1	If she was French then she was probably good looking, and definitely not fat, as fat french women do not exist. emoticonXClown

1

bush told to sign birthday treaty for someone named 'kyoto'

0

trump's whole approach to health care boiled down to one tweet

0

pharmaceutical industry profiting from a solution to a problem they helped create

1

candidate turns to focus group for position on rape

1

bed bug feels bad for area man, but a bug's got to eat

0

Well, yes. Eleven years is quite swift, but it actually supports the theory of evolution through natural selection. The estimates of the speed of evolution that you seem to be depending on were done by George Gaylord Simpson way back in the 1940s or 1950s. Since then, we have observed fruit flies, as well as other specimens, to evolve quite rapidly, showing significant evolution in only a decade or so. More recently, however, scientists have been able to observe evolution in natural settings and have found that it can sometimes be quite rapid when environmental change is rapid. Besides the studies that Reznick did on guppies, there are also the studies of the Galapagos finches by the grants, and studies of anole lizards in the Bahamas. These are observable phenotypical changes, not speciation events.

1

harrison ford chuckles to self upon realizing he hasn't been in movie people liked in 18 years

1

rumsfeld equally proud of all his wars

0

lice invade espn makeup and hair studios, deadspin reports

1

world's jews celebrate christmas with ceremonial re-murdering of christ

0

the effects of delaying puberty for trans youth

0

And that didn't have a thing to do with my point.

0

There is no evidence in your eyes. There is tremendous evidence that the universe and everything in it was designed , even Darwin admitted that was the impression the evidence gave. Of course as an atheist he had to believe differently regardless of how absurd the story was.If particles to people was presented as a senario instead of science we would have no argument.

1

jared kushner forced to follow along with ivanka's classified documents during meetings

0

billy eichner boogied with obama and ellen got all the details

1

You mean you've spent your good, hard-earned money on his revisionist follies? ROTFLOL!! You could have had a six pack to really make your day.

0

people are losing their minds over a big mac covered in molten copper

0

it just got easier for detroit students to pay for college

0

baby goes all homer simpson while tasting bacon for the first time

1

buick regal named best vehicle in class for idling outside off-track betting parlor

0

trump's evangelical advisors urged him to protect dreamers

1

Yeah. So let's throw all caution to the wind and criticize the woman with bipolar disorder. And if she commits suicide, we can all have a clear conscience that "anything" could have set her off and it wasn't necessarily the manager calling homosexuality an "abomination". Try asking one of your "counselor" acquaintances about this case. Ask if they think the woman should have been criticized in such a harsh manner with the ONLY obvious objective being for the manager to express himself...

1

Oh, dear. I seem to have lost you again. 'Peer' just means a group of people holding the same biases.

1

Wow. Who knew the entire theory of evolution could be destroyed in a 2 page comic book? I guess when dealing with Creationist and half truths, the KISS motto is best. Waxy

0

Actually, I think that lack of support for your mythology is one of the reasons that it isn't accepted as literal. I suspect that your documentation is just assertion that you believe because it tells you what you want to hear.Why is it that creationists keep claining to have "proof" and never present any? Have you checked out the threads in the Religion forum where some posters are having trouble demonstrating the historicity of Jesus? How can you claim documentation for Adam & Eve, the Garden, talking snake, the flood?

0

Exactly. It seems that anyone can dream up hypotheses in evolutionary psychology. Here's what Coyne said:

0

horrified by johnson & johnson's tactics, a sales rep wears a wire

0

Ah, you've engaged in the grammarian nitpick function of debate. Sad, but predictable. Obviously, I was discussing the entire article, which is making that argument. It is generally bad form to quote an entire post when it reaches such length.

1

Yes, I know all about Dr Dino. He is a fraud and con.

1

doctor quickly scribbles prescription that will lead to 30-year battle with painkiller addiction

0

the easiest & cheapest way to update your beauty look

1

swiss avalanche kills thousands; world stays neutral

0

I'll take these questions (one at a time) in the other thread.

0

exclusive: former congressman harold ford jr. fired for misconduct by morgan stanley

0

disney, pixar to release a short about a li'l dumpling, and it sounds darling

1

man angry at self after not recognizing actress in eyelash commercial

0

arkansas gets permission to enforce voter id law in primaries

0

kellyanne conway denies mike pence's expensive nfl exit was a 'political stunt'

1

brad pitt promises 1,000 years of peace

0

when gender dysphoria compounds body dysmorphia in eating disorder recovery

1

death withdraws icy hand from shoulder of caroline kennedy

1

studio admits entire israeli-palestinian conflict just marketing campaign for 'you don't mess with the zohan' that got out of hand

1

obama unsure how to turn huge support among women, latinos, gays, african-americans into electoral victory

1

clinton says badtz-maru may be his favorite sanrio character

1

Heh, this is really funny coming form a guy who keeps telling us that the evil Muslims are taking over Europe and that the European socialist economy is going to collapse.

0

hacker releases new 'orange is the new black' episodes after demanding ransom

0

why we 'freeze' in uncomfortable situations

0

it's a girl for christina aguilera!

0

how laramie's lgbt decision awakens us

0

how can you tell if a dog rescue group is legit?

0

Well, I wasn't an fortunate as you. It took me a few years to see through the fairy tale of evolution and see that God was the only true creator. However, that is a whole 'nother topic.

0

7 very important reasons to take a nap right now

0

black women are rising – when will our pay?

0

low and unrepresentative voter turnout in california

0

so, what the heck is a probiotic?

1

79-year-old still saving for future

0

Or maybe it was his reaction to the outcome of Heller vs. DC, which resulted in the lowest number of homicides since 1966. The facts aren't on your side, Brady. This is probably the only thing Obama ever did politically that I agree with.

1

george lucas recalls peter mayhew ad-libbing decision to play character as nonverbal, fur-covered monster

0

aziz ansari pissed about accepting british award in person ... in la

0

dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves

1

OMG Simone!emoticonXCry His head is already so big we can hardly fit him on the screen. Don't encourage him.emoticonXHoho

0

charles barkley attempted to ride scooter like georgia state's coach

0

10 ways to raise a reader

1

'c'mon, c'mon,' says matt damon desperately searching for own name on list of imdb user dolphinsoul60's top 100 actors

1

hasbro concedes world not ready for rubik's chicken

1

Here come the Christians, thinking they can know everything by guessing, and commiting the genetic fallacy left and right.

0

trump says congress won't change libel laws, but that's a decision for the states

1

no one admits to fart joke

0

user experience: hygiene or strategic differentiator?

1

obama to wait for next bruce springsteen album for word on economy

0

keith olbermann asks if we should give 'president-elect p***y-grabber' a chance

0

I believe you have even debated that it is conditioned into humans to be religious and therefore it validates religions. So why is there a need to debate whether animals love if they are acting on a conditioned response?

0

why is roller derby important to so many queer women?

0

understanding the islamic state

0

the time is ripe for a nonprofit revolution

0

trump's controversial pick for doj civil rights chief appears headed for confirmation

0

congress might actually pass a permanent 9/11 bill

1

dare graduate celebrates first toke

1

steve bannon slurps still-twitching tail into mouth before giving opinion on syria

1

metallica board of directors debates whether new riff will have negative impact on shareholder value

1

shrimp boat captain worn out from long day of putting human face on crisis

1

cameraman strikes gold with tubby fan eating ice cream, dancing, holding baby

0

'real world' star writes his own (queer) book of mormon story

1

frustrated iranian scientist forced to shut down project he spent 12 goddamn years of his life on

0

you have the right to remain obnoxious

1

college graduate to never read a book again

0

So why should you care about their non-scientific beliefs in a debate on science? Most people who believe in evolution do so because of science, so their non-scientific beliefs are irrelevant.

1

william barr agrees to release nonverbal, abstract visual representation of mueller report

1

So I pray to chance every night before I go to bed?

0

Well, I don't work with any "reefer heads" or pot smokers now...this was awhile back.

1

And oddly enough you have been given several on silver platters. Perhaps you need to visit a neurologist and get checked for memory problems? Just to remind you once more - SICKLE CELL TRAIT is a mutation AND it benefits the phenotype under specific definable conditions. Do you really want to get hit about the head with that bat yet again?

0

watch: minor league brawl spills into seats

0

abc corrects explosive michael flynn report that drove down stocks

1

report: afghan mineral deposits could completely revolutionize nation's system of corruption

0

a defiant iran defies the un and international laws again

1

office politician runs for coffee

1

A seminar by the deity? With slides showing each step? I'm sure it would be quite popular. Look, the reason science assumes the operation of natural law is because it has to. If it assumed the deity interfered with everything at her whim, the entire scientific project would be impossible. Why do you keep asking science to act like a religion?

0

And yet that is not the case. There are those who believe, on moral grounds, that what Hitler did was the right thing to do. An absolute morality requires absolute consensus, and there isn't any.

0

Purposefully communicating information as a means to an end... wound healing.

1

If she was French then she was probably good looking, and definitely not fat, as fat french women do not exist. emoticonXClown