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1	mystery freshman dominates ice breakers, disappears into night
1	hr director doesn't know what it is about her that makes people want to unload all their problems
0	kentucky clerk: it's 'impossible' for me to marry gay couples
1	peaceful protest interrupted by swarm of aggressive black-clad militants
0	this woman celebrated her 77th birthday in the fiercest way possible
1	new prescription fish tank eliminates need for glasses while looking at fish
0	6 reasons amber riley is a curvy style icon
0	Apples and oranges. We're not demanding that they have abortions either.
1	last minute of man's sexual prime expires during routine visit to dry cleaner
1	...but you are just fine with marijuana smoke huh? I am working on the assumption that you run home to tell mommie or you run to find your teacher and report it immediately. Midgets like you got to have some backup. How and why do you always change the subject? Can't take the heat? Do you ever read headers? You got a mouth on you as big as grand canyon.
1	creative writing professor takes time to give every student personalized false hope
1	dishwasher broke
1	Oh come on! Instead of turning my 1asm on it's head why don;t you log off and go listen to some more Chuck Smith tapes? I'm sure the Calvary Chapel brigade could use another "donation."
1	visa fires bob dole
0	why no more than a dribble of outside spending in kansas?
1	serial killer annoyed by young murderers with no appreciation for albert fish
0	he told his boyfriend, 'i love you.' his boyfriend's response brought him to tears. (video)
0	who are the yazidi?
0	sarah palin photos of son stepping on dog trigger online outrage
1	new national park caters to business travelers
1	netflix adds thousands of mediocre new subscribers
1	disapproving michelle obama to be printed on all fast food containers
1	everyone on wedding dance floor simultaneously wondering if they're truly happy
0	trump to move u.s. embassy in israel to jerusalem. here's why that matters.
0	a reality show about marshawn lynch is coming to facebook
0	despite regional differences, women across the globe face same career advancement challenges
0	politico europe announces expansion plans for 2016
0	Please note that I added the word "human" to your comment above IANGB. After all it is not my claim that all zygotes are human beings / "persons." Agree? Also, I want to make it clear that I am arguing only for the most basic of human rights (life) and not for the full panopoly of rights that say an adult human individual would have.
0	emoticonXWowYou are making up your own strawman arguments as you go along.Asking "what they would need" is a poor mask to avoid the fact that YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE in the first place.A lot of "doesn't this look like ...", but that's akin to interpreting Rorschach tests. You see what you want to.
1	humiliation of women receives 10 billionth standing ovation
0	Actually, the majority of my first post in this thread came from Robert H. Churchill's article who is an advocate of the individual rights interpretation.
1	little karate figures on top of local dojo's trophies all cowering in fear
0	Straw purchases are the inevitable byproduct of freedom. It cannot be averted without a tyrannical government.
1	pfizer unveils new double-sided epipen for lovers
0	is this the end of youtube?
0	Yes, but I think you missed my point. I stated this above, remember the prohabition? People actually drank MORE alchohal. Without a ban, law abiding citizens and criminals will have them, with a ban, there will be just criminals.
1	god struggling to remember how to make geodes
1	The problem is the one example you chose was and could not be seen as a marriage. In fact it is an affront to homosexuals to consider it so. You have made yourself look foolish...like always. Ive rattled the monkey's cage and now comes the monkey's rageemoticonXClown
1	Excuse me, I stand corrected. For 'pretend' please substitute 'wrongly believe'.
1	Here it is again I did not say US still tops in gun deaths.. Where did I say that? Read the article.. its an eye opener... Police are historians not protectors... If your comfortable "under the wing of the beast" good for you mate.. Perhaps liberty and freedom are things too foriegn a concept to you or your too comfortable suckling the sow of your overeaching federal government pig to care..
1	investigative reporter ruins fish sticks for everybody
0	malcolm-jamal warner likens cosby scandal to woody allen, roman polanski controversies
0	'tis the season to be cheeky with 'jingle butts' music video
0	how to make a cocktail while flying
1	man wouldn't be eating at red robin if he knew bus was going to hit him in 18 minutes
0	'run the rock 2020' committee created to make dwayne johnson president
0	copyright is broken. can congress fix it?
1	follow-up tests confirm president trump's 19 other personalities also perfectly healthy
0	Just because a man pays support doesn't mean he is part of the childs life.He has no obligation to do fatherly things with his child.Women pay child support BTW.
1	fox news apologizes for mistaking patti labelle for aretha franklin
0	And if they are governed and regulated people can be victimized by the system. In fact, the regulation might be the very thing victimizing people. Again, it isn't the system but the people who are in society that make a morality.
0	sylville smith's father blames himself for being 'wrong role model'
1	kirstjen nielsen reminds herself she a private citizen now after instinctively detaining mexican child on the street
0	pope francis has a very clear message for 'christians' who build walls
0	So, you don't see how stating that in a functioning democratic society guns belong only in the hands of the state is not anti gun?? Maybe you could give us an example of a statement that is more anti gun that that because I am having trouble imagining one.
1	What seems to be mountains to other gay rights supporters are just mole hills to youemoticonXHoho
1	experts: ebola vaccine at least 50 white people away
0	vatican says transgender man cannot become a godparent
1	First of all a man cannot terminate tissue he isn't carrying.The father can opt out all he wants but when that fetus becomes a born person he is responsible just like the mother is.
0	the january jobs report in pictures
0	red chair wedding: 'the voice' bloodbath semifinals results
1	wrinkly, oversized trench coat returns to stage for 34th season with local community theatre
1	poor attendance at intervention a real wake-up call
0	john kasich rules out 2020 presidential campaign
0	'got' season finale hints at appearance of that one big character
0	house republicans are getting uncomfortable with donald trump's stance on executive overreach
1	paintball team visits vietnam memorial
0	previewing 'hidden figures' with the teary-eyed octavia spencer, taraji p. henson and janelle monáe
1	can the american idol 2 winner end kelly clarkson's pop-chart dominance?
0	creating black futures within the present
0	'empire' actor trai byers squashes rumors of wanting to quit the show
0	ups tweeted -- then deleted -- a bizarre mlk jr message
0	t-boz adds more fuel to ongoing drama with former manager
1	mcdonald's janitor would like to thank everyone who tossed half-full cups of soda into trash
0	teachers and politicians mount final push to keep betsy devos away from public schools
0	'steven universe' is exploring unhealthy relationships for a young, queer audience
0	mara wilson on dealing with mental illness in the public eye
1	half of hollywood test group screened placebo film
0	Like most things theists that statement is based on ignorance.
0	ahead of hurricane irma, miami detained homeless people against their will
0	indian prince manvendra singh gohil to open lgbtq center on family's royal grounds
1	new employee confused by office espresso machine just returns to desk with mug of hot water
1	What a nice way to initially address someone imrahil. You are a shining example of how Christ has changed your life and no doubt one of the reasons people are flocking to your religion. If there is a God, then no one doubts that he could get someone pregnant or create the world in 7 days. The question is, DID he do that just because he COULD do that. And the evidence for both is overwhelming no. BTW your group used to call people XXXXXX that thought the evidence showed the earth rotated around the sun because they said the Bible said it didnt. Lately they have backed off of those statements. And its youre, not your. :)
1	10th-grade prodigy studying mathematics at 10th-grade level
0	the new york giants are even worse than last season
0	terrified families fleeing northern gaza airstrikes seek refuge with un
0	Well, yeah, if science hasn't provided an explanation for a phenomenon, then all we can do is shrug and submit grant proposals.
0	why an aging population is not a burden on the economy
1	prison now allowing death row inmates to receive weekly visitors throughout executions
1	pandering nobel peace prize committee honors global harmony again
0	we're so excited about this 'saved by the bell' pop-up restaurant
1	encouragement of family, friends motivating man to keep struggling indefinitely
1	thousands of dismembered crash test dummies line newly discovered catacombs beneath ford motor plant
1	alignment of 6,071 completely independent variables necessary for man to feel okay
1	fda approves first artificial tumor
0	hugh grant marries for the first time at age 57
0	save the date: i am now able to marry justin timberlake
0	mount holyoke commencement speaker thanks activists for their 'disruption'
1	nikki haley resigns to accept consulting role with afghan warlord
1	experts say earliest warning signs of mental health issues usually crossing eyes while dribbling finger on lips, saying 'cuckoo, cuckoo'

1

mystery freshman dominates ice breakers, disappears into night

1

hr director doesn't know what it is about her that makes people want to unload all their problems

0

kentucky clerk: it's 'impossible' for me to marry gay couples

1

peaceful protest interrupted by swarm of aggressive black-clad militants

0

this woman celebrated her 77th birthday in the fiercest way possible

1

new prescription fish tank eliminates need for glasses while looking at fish

0

6 reasons amber riley is a curvy style icon

0

Apples and oranges. We're not demanding that they have abortions either.

1

last minute of man's sexual prime expires during routine visit to dry cleaner

1

...but you are just fine with marijuana smoke huh? I am working on the assumption that you run home to tell mommie or you run to find your teacher and report it immediately. Midgets like you got to have some backup. How and why do you always change the subject? Can't take the heat? Do you ever read headers? You got a mouth on you as big as grand canyon.

1

creative writing professor takes time to give every student personalized false hope

1

dishwasher broke

1

Oh come on! Instead of turning my 1asm on it's head why don;t you log off and go listen to some more Chuck Smith tapes? I'm sure the Calvary Chapel brigade could use another "donation."

1

visa fires bob dole

0

why no more than a dribble of outside spending in kansas?

1

serial killer annoyed by young murderers with no appreciation for albert fish

0

he told his boyfriend, 'i love you.' his boyfriend's response brought him to tears. (video)

0

who are the yazidi?

0

sarah palin photos of son stepping on dog trigger online outrage

1

new national park caters to business travelers

1

netflix adds thousands of mediocre new subscribers

1

disapproving michelle obama to be printed on all fast food containers

1

everyone on wedding dance floor simultaneously wondering if they're truly happy

0

trump to move u.s. embassy in israel to jerusalem. here's why that matters.

0

a reality show about marshawn lynch is coming to facebook

0

despite regional differences, women across the globe face same career advancement challenges

0

politico europe announces expansion plans for 2016

0

Please note that I added the word "human" to your comment above IANGB. After all it is not my claim that all zygotes are human beings / "persons." Agree? Also, I want to make it clear that I am arguing only for the most basic of human rights (life) and not for the full panopoly of rights that say an adult human individual would have.

0

emoticonXWowYou are making up your own strawman arguments as you go along.Asking "what they would need" is a poor mask to avoid the fact that YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE in the first place.A lot of "doesn't this look like ...", but that's akin to interpreting Rorschach tests. You see what you want to.

1

humiliation of women receives 10 billionth standing ovation

0

Actually, the majority of my first post in this thread came from Robert H. Churchill's article who is an advocate of the individual rights interpretation.

1

little karate figures on top of local dojo's trophies all cowering in fear

0

Straw purchases are the inevitable byproduct of freedom. It cannot be averted without a tyrannical government.

1

pfizer unveils new double-sided epipen for lovers

0

is this the end of youtube?

0

Yes, but I think you missed my point. I stated this above, remember the prohabition? People actually drank MORE alchohal. Without a ban, law abiding citizens and criminals will have them, with a ban, there will be just criminals.

1

god struggling to remember how to make geodes

1

The problem is the one example you chose was and could not be seen as a marriage. In fact it is an affront to homosexuals to consider it so. You have made yourself look foolish...like always. Ive rattled the monkey's cage and now comes the monkey's rageemoticonXClown

1

Excuse me, I stand corrected. For 'pretend' please substitute 'wrongly believe'.

1

Here it is again I did not say US still tops in gun deaths.. Where did I say that? Read the article.. its an eye opener... Police are historians not protectors... If your comfortable "under the wing of the beast" good for you mate.. Perhaps liberty and freedom are things too foriegn a concept to you or your too comfortable suckling the sow of your overeaching federal government pig to care..

1

investigative reporter ruins fish sticks for everybody

0

malcolm-jamal warner likens cosby scandal to woody allen, roman polanski controversies

0

'tis the season to be cheeky with 'jingle butts' music video

0

how to make a cocktail while flying

1

man wouldn't be eating at red robin if he knew bus was going to hit him in 18 minutes

0

'run the rock 2020' committee created to make dwayne johnson president

0

copyright is broken. can congress fix it?

1

follow-up tests confirm president trump's 19 other personalities also perfectly healthy

0

Just because a man pays support doesn't mean he is part of the childs life.He has no obligation to do *fatherly* things with his child.Women pay child support BTW.

1

fox news apologizes for mistaking patti labelle for aretha franklin

0

And if they are governed and regulated people can be victimized by the system. In fact, the regulation might be the very thing victimizing people. Again, it isn't the system but the people who are in society that make a morality.

0

sylville smith's father blames himself for being 'wrong role model'

1

kirstjen nielsen reminds herself she a private citizen now after instinctively detaining mexican child on the street

0

pope francis has a very clear message for 'christians' who build walls

0

So, you don't see how stating that in a functioning democratic society guns belong only in the hands of the state is not anti gun?? Maybe you could give us an example of a statement that is more anti gun that that because I am having trouble imagining one.

1

What seems to be mountains to other gay rights supporters are just mole hills to youemoticonXHoho

1

experts: ebola vaccine at least 50 white people away

0

vatican says transgender man cannot become a godparent

1

First of all a man cannot terminate tissue he isn't carrying.The father can opt out all he wants but when that fetus becomes a born person he is responsible just like the mother is.

0

the january jobs report in pictures

0

red chair wedding: 'the voice' bloodbath semifinals results

1

wrinkly, oversized trench coat returns to stage for 34th season with local community theatre

1

poor attendance at intervention a real wake-up call

0

john kasich rules out 2020 presidential campaign

0

'got' season finale hints at appearance of that one big character

0

house republicans are getting uncomfortable with donald trump's stance on executive overreach

1

paintball team visits vietnam memorial

0

previewing 'hidden figures' with the teary-eyed octavia spencer, taraji p. henson and janelle monáe

1

can the american idol 2 winner end kelly clarkson's pop-chart dominance?

0

creating black futures within the present

0

'empire' actor trai byers squashes rumors of wanting to quit the show

0

ups tweeted -- then deleted -- a bizarre mlk jr message

0

t-boz adds more fuel to ongoing drama with former manager

1

mcdonald's janitor would like to thank everyone who tossed half-full cups of soda into trash

0

teachers and politicians mount final push to keep betsy devos away from public schools

0

'steven universe' is exploring unhealthy relationships for a young, queer audience

0

mara wilson on dealing with mental illness in the public eye

1

half of hollywood test group screened placebo film

0

Like most things theists that statement is based on ignorance.

0

ahead of hurricane irma, miami detained homeless people against their will

0

indian prince manvendra singh gohil to open lgbtq center on family's royal grounds

1

new employee confused by office espresso machine just returns to desk with mug of hot water

1

What a nice way to initially address someone imrahil. You are a shining example of how Christ has changed your life and no doubt one of the reasons people are flocking to your religion. If there is a God, then no one doubts that he could get someone pregnant or create the world in 7 days. The question is, DID he do that just because he COULD do that. And the evidence for both is overwhelming no. BTW your group used to call people XXXXXX that thought the evidence showed the earth rotated around the sun because they said the Bible said it didnt. Lately they have backed off of those statements. And its youre, not your. :)

1

10th-grade prodigy studying mathematics at 10th-grade level

0

the new york giants are even worse than last season

0

terrified families fleeing northern gaza airstrikes seek refuge with un

0

Well, yeah, if science hasn't provided an explanation for a phenomenon, then all we can do is shrug and submit grant proposals.

0

why an aging population is not a burden on the economy

1

prison now allowing death row inmates to receive weekly visitors throughout executions

1

pandering nobel peace prize committee honors global harmony again

0

we're so excited about this 'saved by the bell' pop-up restaurant

1

encouragement of family, friends motivating man to keep struggling indefinitely

1

thousands of dismembered crash test dummies line newly discovered catacombs beneath ford motor plant

1

alignment of 6,071 completely independent variables necessary for man to feel okay

1

fda approves first artificial tumor

0

hugh grant marries for the first time at age 57

0

save the date: i am now able to marry justin timberlake

0

mount holyoke commencement speaker thanks activists for their 'disruption'

1

nikki haley resigns to accept consulting role with afghan warlord

1

experts say earliest warning signs of mental health issues usually crossing eyes while dribbling finger on lips, saying 'cuckoo, cuckoo'