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0	businesses training to be alzheimer's friendly
1	harvey korman cracks up denny's waitress
0	taylor swift brings fans to tears with surprise gifts
0	huffpost hill - trump heads to louisiana, will distribute the classiest, absolute best mres
1	boss's sexual harassment a lot more cautious lately
1	Good- we were tired of you not responding or saying, "it isn't worth my time."
1	area roofer badmouths college
0	gop congressman: getting rich will solve that whole environment thing
1	report: only 47,000 social justice milestones to go before u.s. achieves full equality
0	the future of video: vertical and growing: mary meeker
1	walgreens manager certain dead father would have been proud of crest toothpaste display
1	area man just ruined it for everyone
0	u.s. state department: global terrorist attacks down 13 percent in 2015
1	girl slept with for her sake
1	couple forgets 70th wedding anniversary
0	donald trump makes dubious claim about inauguration singer jackie evancho
1	local dad gets this show on the road
1	report: there probably not the best place to stand
0	passport robot tells man of asian descent his eyes are too closed
1	frito-lay targets blacks with new menthol doritos
1	bruce vilanch sodomized by homosexual
0	No I shouldn't be fighting against abiogenesis, I'm for unrestricted freedom to explore it all!
0	host who ben affleck got handsy with in 2004 says it was an 'on-camera game'
1	turkish restaurant thrown into complete disarray by entry of single customer
1	32-year-old still not entirely sure where body stands with lactose
1	sex officials add new base between second and third
1	bush announces 8-month plan to steal favorite desk lamp
1	transit authority pledges to double number of out-of-service buses by 2006
0	10 'outlander' spoilers you need to know for season 2
0	why model carmen carrera doesn't always want to be considered trans
0	iran's amazing spider-woman climbs a wall so fast it doesn't look real
0	oklahoma run 'n' gun biathlon use rainbow flag target to promote event
0	deputy head of norway's labor party resigns amid sexual harassment allegations
0	watch britney spears dance in a bikini 'til the world ends
1	report: statistically speaking there's decent chance pope francis molested someone
1	thousands of drunk revelers dressed as jesus descend on vatican for annual christcon pub crawl
1	obama waiting for perfect moment to walk by white house tour group
1	dvd tries to pass off 'language options,' 'scene selection' as special features
0	wapo releases first photos of jason rezaian reunited with family
0	one on one: lily cole on the gift economy
1	big wrench cool
1	loser can't even get wife pregnant
1	dot declares pothole too perfect to fill
0	'the lego backpacker' instagrams the world, one country at a time
0	Like the docking simulation, in development there is a pre-existing fitness landscape (the womb). Both processes converge on similar endpoints each time it is run, both process are biased to a few endpoints and both processes reach local optima (e.g. skin
1	world's supermodels form hall of justice to protect ordinary models
1	family, friends concerned after peyton manning wanders away from pocket
0	a trove of 'lost and found' photos reveal one mystery couple's beautiful life
1	american dental association recommends teeth
0	democrats demand kris kobach resign from trump voter fraud probe
0	a murder in kurdistan
1	stresses of white house causing bo to go prematurely gray
0	we need a president who will continue obama's climate legacy -- not destroy it
0	trans texans share emotional responses on rejection of lgbt discrimination measure
0	woman perfectly breaks down why she's not 'just' a nurse
1	report: buddy dysmorphia sufferers experience skewed, negative perception of shape of friends
1	ridley scott trades russell crowe to tim burton for johnny depp
1	leather-clad ted cruz greeting voters at reno-area fetish club
0	Cost would certainly be an issue. If the adoptive parents were willing to take on that cost, that would be best. I wonder, though, how much demand there really is out there for adopted babies. As I understand the situation, currently there are far more parents looking to adopt than there are new babies up for adoption. However, if such an artificial womb would exist, then that may not be the case any longer. Would the mother then have to be responsible? Not that easy a case to ponder since that would be a case of performing abortion not purely out of a sense of a woman's right over her own body (since transfer would be an option) but out of purely financial, practical reasons.
1	man entering fog of insanity asked if this his first time at dave & buster's
0	james comey's book pre-sold almost 200,000 copies, source says
1	Perhaps if you brushed your tooth once in a while and gargled you wouldn't have the stench.
1	teamwork mostly karen
0	You're an idiot who has obviously never worked ina first responder category. If you think that increasing the volume and social acceptance of drug use to the same level of alcohol will 'solve' anything, then you are just an idiot. You have obviously never seen whart drug abuse does to families and people's lives. You're right, alcohol is worse, and the main reason its worse is because of 2 reasons, volume and availability ala social acceptance. Legalizing all drugs would have catastrophic social impacts.Don't feed me that line about taxing it and using the money for rehab. We have taxed the XXXX out of tobacco and alcohol the last 100 years and the last time I checked alcoholism and lung cancer hadn't been erradicated.
1	drug use by jerry garcia down 85 percent
1	model to give acting a shot
1	sheryl crow unsuccessful; war on iraq begins
1	fda to increase recommended dosage of acetaminophen for children who can handle their shit
0	move over rosé, blue wine is now on the market
0	syrian refugees halted by trump's travel ban make long-awaited reunion with family
1	Yours is already baked. Tell me about your born-again experience, jazy, and how you experienced the Holy Spirit?
0	the truly awful part about food allergies (and how i got over it)
0	jessica chastain got octavia spencer equal pay and more on their new film
0	egypt sends submarine to look for missing flight ms804
0	winston churchill's grandson introduces a new nickname for donald trump
0	why the bachelor is scarily similar to the hunger games
1	study finds high school students retain only one-third of obsolete curriculum over summer
0	cherry blossoms transform iconic d.c. landmarks a week early
0	7 fascinating but forgotten facts from world war i (new book)
0	iraqi camps swell as civilians flee fighting in fallujah
0	eia: china's blood ivory carving factories
1	onion employees return to mundane lives of writing game-changing news coverage read by billions across globe
1	celebrity smell-alike sweats just like alec baldwin
0	working-class whites still have it a whole lot better than their black counterparts
0	mark zuckerberg's senate testimony predictably led to memes galore
1	controversial new ham sandwich under fire
0	can we briefly talk (honestly) about weddings?
0	education reform and evidence
1	weird wooden chair pressed into service for thanksgiving
0	man builds rad all-terrain wheelchair that looks like a tank for war hero dad
1	scandal: mccain won miss congeniality of u.s. senate in 2000, 2003
1	alcoholic's plan for turning life around doesn't involve getting sober
0	trans women and trans men offer intimate answers to personal questions
1	u.s. citizens: 'we love when thing taste like other thing'
0	the best ways to prepare amaranth, the italian vegetable
0	5 things i miss most about marriage but never want again
1	u.s. border collie rounds up 11 million illegal immigrants
0	elizabeth warren's pick wins ohio's democratic gubernatorial primary
1	red hot chili peppers accidentally write song about new hampshire
0	masked robber foiled after unfriending victim on facebook

0

businesses training to be alzheimer's friendly

1

harvey korman cracks up denny's waitress

0

taylor swift brings fans to tears with surprise gifts

0

huffpost hill - trump heads to louisiana, will distribute the classiest, absolute best mres

1

boss's sexual harassment a lot more cautious lately

1

Good- we were tired of you not responding or saying, "it isn't worth my time."

1

area roofer badmouths college

0

gop congressman: getting rich will solve that whole environment thing

1

report: only 47,000 social justice milestones to go before u.s. achieves full equality

0

the future of video: vertical and growing: mary meeker

1

walgreens manager certain dead father would have been proud of crest toothpaste display

1

area man just ruined it for everyone

0

u.s. state department: global terrorist attacks down 13 percent in 2015

1

girl slept with for her sake

1

couple forgets 70th wedding anniversary

0

donald trump makes dubious claim about inauguration singer jackie evancho

1

local dad gets this show on the road

1

report: there probably not the best place to stand

0

passport robot tells man of asian descent his eyes are too closed

1

frito-lay targets blacks with new menthol doritos

1

bruce vilanch sodomized by homosexual

0

No I shouldn't be fighting against abiogenesis, I'm for unrestricted freedom to explore it all!

0

host who ben affleck got handsy with in 2004 says it was an 'on-camera game'

1

turkish restaurant thrown into complete disarray by entry of single customer

1

32-year-old still not entirely sure where body stands with lactose

1

sex officials add new base between second and third

1

bush announces 8-month plan to steal favorite desk lamp

1

transit authority pledges to double number of out-of-service buses by 2006

0

10 'outlander' spoilers you need to know for season 2

0

why model carmen carrera doesn't always want to be considered trans

0

iran's amazing spider-woman climbs a wall so fast it doesn't look real

0

oklahoma run 'n' gun biathlon use rainbow flag target to promote event

0

deputy head of norway's labor party resigns amid sexual harassment allegations

0

watch britney spears dance in a bikini 'til the world ends

1

report: statistically speaking there's decent chance pope francis molested someone

1

thousands of drunk revelers dressed as jesus descend on vatican for annual christcon pub crawl

1

obama waiting for perfect moment to walk by white house tour group

1

dvd tries to pass off 'language options,' 'scene selection' as special features

0

wapo releases first photos of jason rezaian reunited with family

0

one on one: lily cole on the gift economy

1

big wrench cool

1

loser can't even get wife pregnant

1

dot declares pothole too perfect to fill

0

'the lego backpacker' instagrams the world, one country at a time

0

Like the docking simulation, in development there is a pre-existing fitness landscape (the womb). Both processes converge on similar endpoints each time it is run, both process are biased to a few endpoints and both processes reach local optima (e.g. skin

1

world's supermodels form hall of justice to protect ordinary models

1

family, friends concerned after peyton manning wanders away from pocket

0

a trove of 'lost and found' photos reveal one mystery couple's beautiful life

1

american dental association recommends teeth

0

democrats demand kris kobach resign from trump voter fraud probe

0

a murder in kurdistan

1

stresses of white house causing bo to go prematurely gray

0

we need a president who will continue obama's climate legacy -- not destroy it

0

trans texans share emotional responses on rejection of lgbt discrimination measure

0

woman perfectly breaks down why she's not 'just' a nurse

1

report: buddy dysmorphia sufferers experience skewed, negative perception of shape of friends

1

ridley scott trades russell crowe to tim burton for johnny depp

1

leather-clad ted cruz greeting voters at reno-area fetish club

0

Cost would certainly be an issue. If the adoptive parents were willing to take on that cost, that would be best. I wonder, though, how much demand there really is out there for adopted babies. As I understand the situation, currently there are far more parents looking to adopt than there are new babies up for adoption. However, if such an artificial womb would exist, then that may not be the case any longer. Would the mother then have to be responsible? Not that easy a case to ponder since that would be a case of performing abortion not purely out of a sense of a woman's right over her own body (since transfer would be an option) but out of purely financial, practical reasons.

1

man entering fog of insanity asked if this his first time at dave & buster's

0

james comey's book pre-sold almost 200,000 copies, source says

1

Perhaps if you brushed your tooth once in a while and gargled you wouldn't have the stench.

1

teamwork mostly karen

0

You're an idiot who has obviously never worked ina first responder category. If you think that increasing the volume and social acceptance of drug use to the same level of alcohol will 'solve' anything, then you are just an idiot. You have obviously never seen whart drug abuse does to families and people's lives. You're right, alcohol is worse, and the main reason its worse is because of 2 reasons, volume and availability ala social acceptance. Legalizing all drugs would have catastrophic social impacts.Don't feed me that line about taxing it and using the money for rehab. We have taxed the XXXX out of tobacco and alcohol the last 100 years and the last time I checked alcoholism and lung cancer hadn't been erradicated.

1

drug use by jerry garcia down 85 percent

1

model to give acting a shot

1

sheryl crow unsuccessful; war on iraq begins

1

fda to increase recommended dosage of acetaminophen for children who can handle their shit

0

move over rosé, blue wine is now on the market

0

syrian refugees halted by trump's travel ban make long-awaited reunion with family

1

Yours is already baked. Tell me about your born-again experience, jazy, and how you experienced the Holy Spirit?

0

the truly awful part about food allergies (and how i got over it)

0

jessica chastain got octavia spencer equal pay and more on their new film

0

egypt sends submarine to look for missing flight ms804

0

winston churchill's grandson introduces a new nickname for donald trump

0

why the bachelor is scarily similar to the hunger games

1

study finds high school students retain only one-third of obsolete curriculum over summer

0

cherry blossoms transform iconic d.c. landmarks a week early

0

7 fascinating but forgotten facts from world war i (new book)

0

iraqi camps swell as civilians flee fighting in fallujah

0

eia: china's blood ivory carving factories

1

onion employees return to mundane lives of writing game-changing news coverage read by billions across globe

1

celebrity smell-alike sweats just like alec baldwin

0

working-class whites still have it a whole lot better than their black counterparts

0

mark zuckerberg's senate testimony predictably led to memes galore

1

controversial new ham sandwich under fire

0

can we briefly talk (honestly) about weddings?

0

education reform and evidence

1

weird wooden chair pressed into service for thanksgiving

0

man builds rad all-terrain wheelchair that looks like a tank for war hero dad

1

scandal: mccain won miss congeniality of u.s. senate in 2000, 2003

1

alcoholic's plan for turning life around doesn't involve getting sober

0

trans women and trans men offer intimate answers to personal questions

1

u.s. citizens: 'we love when thing taste like other thing'

0

the best ways to prepare amaranth, the italian vegetable

0

5 things i miss most about marriage but never want again

1

u.s. border collie rounds up 11 million illegal immigrants

0

elizabeth warren's pick wins ohio's democratic gubernatorial primary

1

red hot chili peppers accidentally write song about new hampshire

0

masked robber foiled after unfriending victim on facebook