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0	every single slang word ever used for 'drunk'
1	bigoted asshole makes the best barbecue
1	city councilman from future warns against building 12th avenue rec center
0	mexico expects nafta talks by late august, economy minister says
1	political cartoonist's wife finds disturbing nude drawings of uncle sam
0	I think its actually the states job...the judiciary does need to overturn Roe v. Wade to get this done though...which doesn't mean it becomes illegal.
0	noel comrie's gps guide on positive self-affirmations
1	Thankyou for bringing to my attention that atoms, neutrons and protons are merely scientific assumptions. Now as I gaze at the night sky with all its' bits and pieces spinning around each other I can sleep happily knowing that our solar system is not part of a housebrick afterall.
1	gazebo underutilized
0	And only a "miniscule and negligible fraction of the total wild moth population" has even been observed resting anywhere else. Despite my explanation of his mathematical misleading, wabbit continues with it.Some of you with better short-term memory might remember that I stated that there is little debate that many of Kettlewell's experiments were imperfect. wabbit has posted some excerpts to this effect, but really, all we need to do here is realize that wabbit has quote mined to his little heart's content. Here's a portion he purposely excised:
0	why the eu plan to stop mediterranean migration is a human rights concern
1	................................ My God - what was I thinking getting off welfare, busting my XXX for that degree and getting a job that pays more 7 times what I got the few months used welfare?! emoticonXRolleyes [/quote]
0	too big to nail?
0	who got next: creating pipelines for girls of color to be on the ballot
1	bose releases new headphones specifically optimized for listening to whitney houston's 'how will i know?'
0	Do me a favor. Write, in your own words, two paragraphs. One explaining the electromagnetic spectrum (and the visible spectrum's place in it), and one discussing rods and cones in the eyes.
1	siblings patiently waiting for day they'll be close to each other
1	disney unveils first virgin princess
1	ivanka, donald jr., eric trump removed from white house after mother wins 25-year custody battle
1	report: all the good stuff costs, like, 200 bucks
0	supreme court justice sotomayor continues duties after breaking shoulder
0	here's how older generations are ruining the workplace
0	learning resilience from a master
1	life unfair
0	residents say racism accusations don't tell full story of cops who quit after town elected its first black mayor
0	trump says gulf states will pay for syrian safe zones. that's not the issue.
0	air pollution linked to millions of premature births around the globe
0	to the parent whose heart is hurting this holiday season
0	this rare gene mutation makes some people crave fatty foods
0	sunday roundup
1	report: most americans now getting their news while peeking out between fingers
1	tom clancy really happy with how latest video game with his name on it came out
1	salvadoran earthquake registers 0.2 on local man's consciousness
1	woman doomed to years of hippo-themed gifts
1	world wildlife fund announces new breeding program to create way more squirrels than necessary
0	isis releases more than 200 captive yazidis in iraq
1	hero lawyer uses technicality to free guilty man
0	fox news host disavows internment camps, after panelists suggest rounding up muslims
1	(chuckle) You're such an idiot. And praytell; what evidence do you to tell us where the 17 year old kid got the pistol to begin with?
1	word 'innovate' said 650,000 times at sxsw so far
1	man hates it when trailer gives away entire premise of movie
0	87-year-old musician dies after performing 'there's no business like show business'
1	l'oréal releases new line of makeup specifically for men to wear when wives not home
1	first kid to wake up at slumber party gets exclusive look at friend's mom's morning routine
1	trump slams worldwide jewish conspiracy for not doing more to prevent synagogue shooting
0	So then, are we to presume that you would favor the sale and distribution of, to take the worst possible example, kiddie porn with no restrictions? After all, the First Amendment says "Congress shall make NO LAW abridging freedom of the press. BTW, re. Texas v. Johnson: Is a flag burning speech, and where in the Constitution does it say so? I agree with the decision, which simply goes to prove that even a blind Antonin can find a peanut now and then.
1	6th-graders feel kind of bad after seeing how easy it was to make young teacher cry
0	man throws brisket at woman during beef at bbq fest, police say
1	But Sarge, that would require the CakeLady spend HER money, not yours and mine. You know that won't happen.
1	soda nearing room temperature
0	john kasich compares federal debt to a burning rome, says republicans share blame
0	president trump is less unpopular than he's been in a while
1	report: there only 17 total square miles on earth where gays not discriminated against
1	Fred Phelps has joined the forum! Edo, it is abundantly clear how concerned you are about your credibility, when considering your addition of this statement to your previously rather notable track record.
1	Good point. emoticonXAgreeemoticonXAgree The poor guy would be like a midget that got his stepladder taken from him!
1	man nervous about telling date he has her kids
1	man worried any crazy person could get hands on congressional seat
0	little piggy dancing to rihanna's 'work' will make your day
1	bp ready to resume oil spilling
0	3 ways you can be a more positive leader
0	things fall together
0	lana del rey and stevie nicks to cast a joint musical spell on upcoming album
1	rick santorum slightly embarrassed for man introducing him as next president of united states
1	jawa appointed secretary of transportation
1	Public policy? Takes waaaay too much thought. Now one can go to ballpark here and pay $8.50 for a half pound hot dog, smothered in thick layers of chili, cheese and grilled onions (2,200 calories, 55 grams of saturated fat, 1,600 milligrams of sodium). That's a no-brainer (literally). Dono
1	nation's rich and powerful wondering when rest of americans will just give up
1	report: tv teens 15 times more likely to crack wise than real teens
1	free toothpick transforms schlubby restaurant-goer into aloof bad boy
1	vacationing man misses own remote control
1	hillary's last name dropped from senate race
1	scientific american somehow makes woman feel bad about her body
0	a weird and wonderful cabaret chronicle: karen mason revisits her roots at 'don't tell mama!'
1	rice krispie treat eaten in 8" x 8" square
0	syrian rebels shell aleppo after withdrawal
0	dobby the house-elf still brings generosity to the 'harry potter' universe and beyond
1	plant dead because of you
0	Actually, selection occurs by differential reproductive rates. What this means is that organisms which reproduce more will have more offspring than the others (obviously). Therefore, traits that help organisms reproduce will become more prevailant.
1	Dont mind him, hes just sticking up for his new boyfriendemoticonXLove
1	beethoven's ninth symphony gives man idea to be genius of some sort
0	trump asks national prayer breakfast to pray for 'celebrity apprentice'
0	could this be the end of the kellen moore experiment?
0	former bernie supporters canvass for clinton in critical philly suburbs
0	interfaith efforts work for reconciliation in the central african republic
1	std had awesome time on spring break
1	man with flamethrower waiting for appropriate time to use it
1	sla murder trial nostalgic trip back to more innocent time
1	woman rearranging condiments in refrigerator door like puzzle in ancient tomb
0	notre dame terror suspects planned attack on paris train station, france says
1	boss born in 1991
1	'well, that was cool,' say archaeologists before dumping bones of king richard iii back into hole
0	photographer captures private moments of lgbtq icons in stunning color
0	healthy aging tips for 30-somethings
1	narrow gaps in bathroom stall doors to be widened monday
0	senate republicans just blocked a bunch of gun control measures
1	Na. Probably from smokin the Bovine Excrement they are trying to pedal! emoticonXSmilie
0	manchester bomber was motivated to commit terrorism by hate preachers, not religion
0	ted cruz didn't disclose goldman sachs loan during senate campaign
0	the bible could become tennessee's official state book
0	Felony possession of a firearm is five years in prison. Gun trafficking is ten years per gun. Murder brings the death penalty. None of these punishments are handed down for the crimes that get committed. It's a matter of quantity over quality.
1	royal baby speaks first words

0

every single slang word ever used for 'drunk'

1

bigoted asshole makes the best barbecue

1

city councilman from future warns against building 12th avenue rec center

0

mexico expects nafta talks by late august, economy minister says

1

political cartoonist's wife finds disturbing nude drawings of uncle sam

0

I think its actually the states job...the judiciary does need to overturn Roe v. Wade to get this done though...which doesn't mean it becomes illegal.

0

noel comrie's gps guide on positive self-affirmations

1

Thankyou for bringing to my attention that atoms, neutrons and protons are merely scientific assumptions. Now as I gaze at the night sky with all its' bits and pieces spinning around each other I can sleep happily knowing that our solar system is not part of a housebrick afterall.

1

gazebo underutilized

0

And only a "miniscule and negligible fraction of the total wild moth population" has even been observed resting anywhere else. Despite my explanation of his mathematical misleading, wabbit continues with it.Some of you with better short-term memory might remember that I stated that there is little debate that many of Kettlewell's experiments were imperfect. wabbit has posted some excerpts to this effect, but really, all we need to do here is realize that wabbit has quote mined to his little heart's content. Here's a portion he purposely excised:

0

why the eu plan to stop mediterranean migration is a human rights concern

1

................................ My God - what was I thinking getting off welfare, busting my XXX for that degree and getting a job that pays more 7 times what I got the few months used welfare?! emoticonXRolleyes [/quote]

0

too big to nail?

0

who got next: creating pipelines for girls of color to be on the ballot

1

bose releases new headphones specifically optimized for listening to whitney houston's 'how will i know?'

0

Do me a favor. Write, in your own words, two paragraphs. One explaining the electromagnetic spectrum (and the visible spectrum's place in it), and one discussing rods and cones in the eyes.

1

siblings patiently waiting for day they'll be close to each other

1

disney unveils first virgin princess

1

ivanka, donald jr., eric trump removed from white house after mother wins 25-year custody battle

1

report: all the good stuff costs, like, 200 bucks

0

supreme court justice sotomayor continues duties after breaking shoulder

0

here's how older generations are ruining the workplace

0

learning resilience from a master

1

life unfair

0

residents say racism accusations don't tell full story of cops who quit after town elected its first black mayor

0

trump says gulf states will pay for syrian safe zones. that's not the issue.

0

air pollution linked to millions of premature births around the globe

0

to the parent whose heart is hurting this holiday season

0

this rare gene mutation makes some people crave fatty foods

0

sunday roundup

1

report: most americans now getting their news while peeking out between fingers

1

tom clancy really happy with how latest video game with his name on it came out

1

salvadoran earthquake registers 0.2 on local man's consciousness

1

woman doomed to years of hippo-themed gifts

1

world wildlife fund announces new breeding program to create way more squirrels than necessary

0

isis releases more than 200 captive yazidis in iraq

1

hero lawyer uses technicality to free guilty man

0

fox news host disavows internment camps, after panelists suggest rounding up muslims

1

(chuckle) You're such an idiot. And praytell; what evidence do you to tell us where the 17 year old kid got the pistol to begin with?

1

word 'innovate' said 650,000 times at sxsw so far

1

man hates it when trailer gives away entire premise of movie

0

87-year-old musician dies after performing 'there's no business like show business'

1

l'oréal releases new line of makeup specifically for men to wear when wives not home

1

first kid to wake up at slumber party gets exclusive look at friend's mom's morning routine

1

trump slams worldwide jewish conspiracy for not doing more to prevent synagogue shooting

0

So then, are we to presume that you would favor the sale and distribution of, to take the worst possible example, kiddie porn with no restrictions? After all, the First Amendment says "Congress shall make NO LAW abridging freedom of the press. BTW, re. Texas v. Johnson: Is a flag burning speech, and where in the Constitution does it say so? I agree with the decision, which simply goes to prove that even a blind Antonin can find a peanut now and then.

1

6th-graders feel kind of bad after seeing how easy it was to make young teacher cry

0

man throws brisket at woman during beef at bbq fest, police say

1

But Sarge, that would require the CakeLady spend HER money, not yours and mine. You know that won't happen.

1

soda nearing room temperature

0

john kasich compares federal debt to a burning rome, says republicans share blame

0

president trump is less unpopular than he's been in a while

1

report: there only 17 total square miles on earth where gays not discriminated against

1

Fred Phelps has joined the forum! Edo, it is abundantly clear how concerned you are about your credibility, when considering your addition of this statement to your previously rather notable track record.

1

Good point. emoticonXAgreeemoticonXAgree The poor guy would be like a midget that got his stepladder taken from him!

1

man nervous about telling date he has her kids

1

man worried any crazy person could get hands on congressional seat

0

little piggy dancing to rihanna's 'work' will make your day

1

bp ready to resume oil spilling

0

3 ways you can be a more positive leader

0

things fall together

0

lana del rey and stevie nicks to cast a joint musical spell on upcoming album

1

rick santorum slightly embarrassed for man introducing him as next president of united states

1

jawa appointed secretary of transportation

1

Public policy? Takes waaaay too much thought. Now one can go to ballpark here and pay $8.50 for a half pound hot dog, smothered in thick layers of chili, cheese and grilled onions (2,200 calories, 55 grams of saturated fat, 1,600 milligrams of sodium). That's a no-brainer (literally). Dono

1

nation's rich and powerful wondering when rest of americans will just give up

1

report: tv teens 15 times more likely to crack wise than real teens

1

free toothpick transforms schlubby restaurant-goer into aloof bad boy

1

vacationing man misses own remote control

1

hillary's last name dropped from senate race

1

scientific american somehow makes woman feel bad about her body

0

a weird and wonderful cabaret chronicle: karen mason revisits her roots at 'don't tell mama!'

1

rice krispie treat eaten in 8" x 8" square

0

syrian rebels shell aleppo after withdrawal

0

dobby the house-elf still brings generosity to the 'harry potter' universe and beyond

1

plant dead because of you

0

Actually, selection occurs by differential reproductive rates. What this means is that organisms which reproduce more will have more offspring than the others (obviously). Therefore, traits that help organisms reproduce will become more prevailant.

1

Dont mind him, hes just sticking up for his new boyfriendemoticonXLove

1

beethoven's ninth symphony gives man idea to be genius of some sort

0

trump asks national prayer breakfast to pray for 'celebrity apprentice'

0

could this be the end of the kellen moore experiment?

0

former bernie supporters canvass for clinton in critical philly suburbs

0

interfaith efforts work for reconciliation in the central african republic

1

std had awesome time on spring break

1

man with flamethrower waiting for appropriate time to use it

1

sla murder trial nostalgic trip back to more innocent time

1

woman rearranging condiments in refrigerator door like puzzle in ancient tomb

0

notre dame terror suspects planned attack on paris train station, france says

1

boss born in 1991

1

'well, that was cool,' say archaeologists before dumping bones of king richard iii back into hole

0

photographer captures private moments of lgbtq icons in stunning color

0

healthy aging tips for 30-somethings

1

narrow gaps in bathroom stall doors to be widened monday

0

senate republicans just blocked a bunch of gun control measures

1

Na. Probably from smokin the Bovine Excrement they are trying to pedal! emoticonXSmilie

0

manchester bomber was motivated to commit terrorism by hate preachers, not religion

0

ted cruz didn't disclose goldman sachs loan during senate campaign

0

the bible could become tennessee's official state book

0

Felony possession of a firearm is five years in prison. Gun trafficking is ten years per gun. Murder brings the death penalty. None of these punishments are handed down for the crimes that get committed. It's a matter of quantity over quality.

1

royal baby speaks first words