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man invisible on gchat observes world from impregnable perch
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What's that? Campaigning and use of taxpayer funded facilities like transportation for political purposes? I suppose they paid the cops for going out of their jurisdiction too?
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hallmark debuts 1-square-inch father's day card with no room for writing anything
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climate change could lead to an uptick in type-2 diabetes
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the 5 things about clothing you don't need to tell older women
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mlb players yordano ventura, andy marte die in separate car crashes
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un chief warns that women's rights are under attack worldwide
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key gop senator will oppose donald trump's arms deal with saudi arabia
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michael cohen completes first stage of intricate plan to break incarcerated brother out of prison from inside
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Oh, I don't know about that. March of the Penguins was a box office success ANF an Oscar winner for best documentary. Calling any of Moore's movies "a documentary" requires one to employ some artistic license with the term and some slight of hand.
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childhood brain injury tied to adult anxiety, depression
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weekend roundup: victory in myanmar for democracy -- on a leash
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Given that I do not hold that opinion, I would challenge you show where I have stated such.
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angry voters not soothed by clinton's policy prescriptions
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x's and o's: america's obsession with football at berkeley rep
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You can try and deny the facts all you like. Here they are from the CDC for 2003, go spin them.
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airline passenger arrested after allegedly saying, 'i kill white people like you'
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internet enjoys sarah sanders' claim that trump is 'the best negotiator at the table'
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climate-denying weather channel founder frets about a hillary clinton victory
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ken burns completes documentary about fucking liars who claimed they watched entire 'jazz' series
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japan puts military on alert for possible north korea missile launch
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friday's morning email: inside the sexual harassment allegations against movie mogul harvey weinstein
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You are free to disagree with the article, Chemist99a, but it was written by a scientist. You are quite free to believe biological complexity is the result of "natural selection" somehow organizing a bunch of genetic accidents into complex biological systems. I suspect you will become increasingly unable to impose that view upon everyone else. Questions about Materialismwith some pretty funny stuff about Freud.
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jimmy kimmel asks people if hillary clinton should be impeached
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Archie, you're not one of those Westboro Baptist Chuch types, are you? You don't buy that stuff about 'God Hates the ### Army' and 'God hates America' do you?
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Certainly science has provided part of the answer with their finding of the Mitachondrial "Eve", suggesting that one person can have all the DNA necessary for all the variation in human populations.One of the standard rebuttals you hear is "How did the Kangaroos get to Australia"? I don't know if that's covered in the Bible... if God transported them or not.
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condoleezza rice drives halfway to airport before realizing she forgot interpreter
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bayer offers to buy monsanto for $62 billion
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report: dzhokhar tsarnaev left really nice thank-you note to boat owner
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And the scientific papers don't. The problem here is that creationists don't read the scientific papers. In fact, most can't even understand them.
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the year of self-love
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1 - It is innacurate. We allow killing in times of war, in self defense, and in state sanctioned executions. So we already have a situation where, when given X mitigating factors, it is justifiable to take a life. It is impossible to say all life is equal, and then to apply that as law. People will be outraged. I know I would be.2 - Objective to who? Who gets to decide how valuable life is? And why should they get to? And who says they are right? The relative value of life works fine, thanks very much.
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here's a terrifying view of a baseball fan's one-handed catch
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michael flynn caught lying about russia talks, reports say
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the scientific, data-driven guide to online dating
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Right. Please, reread your argument. Not to mention what Woodward actually said about Piltdown man. www.talkorigins.org
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champagne company develops new second-place beverage
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things my dad never did
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many native americans still hold traditional beliefs about white man
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5-year-old critics agree: movie 'cars' only gets better after 40th viewing
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Yes, the Byzantines are a Catholic Rite. The Catholic Church is divided into rites- there are seven I believe, the Roman, of course, being the largest. The Byzantine Catholics are an Eastern Catholic Rite, and as you said are almost identicle to the Orthodox Churches except that they acknowledge the Pope as the head of the Church.East to West, a website regarding all the churches of the Catholic Church, especially those of the east.Real quick, the Orthodox acknowledge the Pope as the successor of Peter, but not as the head of the Church. Am I correct?
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Yeah, there are quite a number of dumb Republican bureacrats running Califorhia.
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A Jungian might suggest such a stance. In other words, one (good) cannot exist without the other (evil). I wonder what some of our more interesting christian friends (AA, GC) might have to say about such?
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history channel helicopter to give viewers bird's eye view of history
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iowan comforts sobbing jeb bush at town hall
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what does it mean when we call women girls?
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the dangers behind teen texting and driving
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'the big dark': series of storms stretching from china to u.s. batters northwest
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ariana grande singlehandedly saves tidal with musical impressions on 'snl'
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The Polar Icecaps have been melting for the past 14,000 years according to experts. Many in the scientific community believe that it would be another 100-1000 years before the melting of Polar Ice becomes a factor in the rise of sea level. What they believe is more important is the thermal expansion of the world's water that comes with the increase in the oceans' mean temperature.Some predict that the rise in sea level could be 3' by 2100, so don't invest long-term in any beach-front property that isn't on tall stilts and you'll be OK. emoticonXGood
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Now this is a totally inaccurate generalization.I don't think you actually realize the sheer numbers of people who smoke pot in this country, and I'm talking on a regular basis.I am certainly one of them. I have friends that do it and friends that don't.We all lead your typical normal life.
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Actually, if you want to check, you will find that biologists themselves will point out the holes. We still have a lot to learn. Many of the holes have been closed even in my lifetime and the creationist god-of-the-gaps is being reduced to smaller and smaller gaps. But if you want a creationist to "join the real world", you're going to have to do more than be offensive and insulting. You might present some actual facts to support your position. Of course, I presume that you will actually educate yourself before presenting the facts.Have a nice day.
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If it was the liberal women who were babes, they would be well worth discussing around here now. But since dogs, as in the canine variety are more attractive than your average liberal woman, tq is above discussing such issues. emoticonXGood http://cutepuppiespictures.files.wor...ce-puppies.jpg
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trump planning to throw lie about immigrant crime rate out there early in debate to gauge how much he can get away with
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antonin scalia's death just cost this company $835 million
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sacha baron cohen rolls up to 'grimsby' premiere in his underwear
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report: video games will never be art
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Because you asked me to quote your lies. I did. Not only can you not find whichever source you claim speaks of birds' infrared vision, you apparently can't find any source that does so. Despite this, you've been whining about how visible and UV camouflage must be moot because of birds IR vision. And to top it off, rather than admit to your mistaken memory, you're blaming the imaginary source:
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Main Entry: unhinged Pronunciation: -'hinjd Function: adjective : UPSET, UNGLUED; especially : mentally deranged <attacked by an unhinged extremist> How do you deal with the fact that 450+ species in the world naturally engage in homosexual behavior? Apparently you DO think homosexuality is some sort of transmittable diseases. Again, look to webster.
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the warwick rowers' calendar apparently deemed 'gay propaganda' in russia
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reality show slowly sinks in
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But the responsibility does not end with the woman who experiences the pregnancy. If it did, then men would not be required by law to pay child support.
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here's the hollywood-worthy rio gymnastics story you didn't hear
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Confirmation records that you were a Christian? Excuse me while I fall out of my chair in uncontrollable fits of laughter. Did your pastor make you sign a paper that said "I, _________, have proudly become a Christian on ________ __, _____"? Or did they take pictures of you talking to Jesus in the youth room? Seriously though... no, wait, nevermind. *snicker*
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janet jackson reportedly splits from wissam al mana
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trump faces allegations over charity that forced other politicians to resign
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Well, obviously. It possesses some form of intelligence that it is up to the Darwinists to identify, lest their theory will be further destroyed.
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But again, the cost is worth it, just as it is with straight couples, as it will benefit gay couples in the same ways. It will mean better employee health and job satisfaction and increased productivity for the gay employees just as it will for the straight employees.
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congress expected to vote on budget to avert government shutdown
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report: nothing stopping you from deleting your facebook account right now
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So, you got your tubes tied because "With womens right's getting shredded in the debate over abortion, fewer and fewer women are going to want to even risk have sex with men at all. It'll cause a wave of abstinence and imprisonment that will cut succesive generations in half. That'll even further errode the solvancy of social security." Why would one get their tubes tied if they were swearing off men? emoticonXConfused And do you really believe the rest of the load about imprisonment and SS solvancy erosion, too? emoticonXRolleyes
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