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1	local senior keeps busy with obituary-clipping hobby
1	office worker suddenly becomes sentient
0	here's why women shouldn't be afraid to ask for a raise
0	team obama's last gasp for middle east peace explained
1	single-parent families get 'a' rating ,from drug kingpin
0	Because the men who wrote it mixed their mythology in with their heros. The first 11 chapters of Genesis are obviously mythology. And if what you say is true, then I guess that means that the Illiad is historical. Why would Homer be right about some lives and events, but wrong about others? And of course, there are other parts of the Bible that are pure fiction - Jonah and Job for example.
0	suspected smugglers appear in court after refugee truck tragedy
1	How about, "I think it's a good idea"? As Jito said, maybe YOU can't, but I guess that's your problem.
1	cavs hoping to avoid game 4
0	And the reasons have been discussed at length and most of us agree about the mother's life being endangered or possibly in cases of rape and incest.........Where we disagree with you is unecessary abortions...such as for birth control, a headache on just and inconveniencce........You think any abortion is alright...We don't.....
0	wells fargo sued for barring daca recipients from student loans
0	kobe bryant feuds with michael b. jordan in spot-on apple tv ad
0	dear minnesota football players: stop perpetuating rape culture
0	devastating floods leave 23 dead in west virginia
0	great legs, gross teeth: endurance runners and tooth decay
1	'please, i'll tell you everything,' whimpers rick gates after mueller threatens to send him back to white house
0	bill henderson, jazz vocalist and actor, dies at 90
0	living life with heart: an interview with tony ducharme
0	power plan foes from mars, backers from venus (earth actually)
0	using special nails to save roofs — and dollars
1	A nameless face to the feds? In this era of paranoia and fear and overgrown governments? As if any of us are private and unknown individuals anymore.
0	granny's powerful testimony through song
1	local man hates self, family, others
1	And you can disprove hindusism, or Janism, or Taosism, or Confusism, or Buddhism, or atheism. On the other hand, Christianity make some very strong claims.. such as the phsycial resurrection of someone 3 days dead, dead people walking around a city, thousands of people being fed with 5 fish, and make claims about the existance of demons.. Frankly, those are rather silly superstitions that in my eyes discredit the possiblity of Christiantiy being accurate. Not to meantion the belief in hell and salvation.. sheese, where do people ocme up with these crasy ideas. And, of course, the concept that some religious people have of a 6 day creation a bit over 6000 years ago has been falsified.
0	airplane's terrifying landing may put you off flying for good
0	a love contract to help pets deal with parents' breakup
0	out-bad chronicles: fantasy from hell
1	brilliant, innovative ceo just wrote words 'social media' on whiteboard and underlined it
0	nick offerman's satirical video shows the sad state of school lunches
0	i need feminism, so why do some feminists exclude me?
1	kavanaugh sweating bullets after betting life savings on being confirmed to supreme court
1	air wick introduces new piss-scented bathroom diffuser
1	man commits to new tv show just hours after getting out of 7-season series
0	perfect party dresses for your body type
0	5 easy weight-loss tips that really work
1	comic-con fan guesses he enjoyed 60-minute panel of silently masturbating alan moore practicing sex magic
1	guys' night out to include several key non-guys
0	huffpollster: republican women really don't like trump
0	secrets about life on earth
0	cop crashed cruiser into ditch after this owl attacked his head
1	man wishes computer could do thing it already can do
0	olympic thrills, and a few chills, on a summer puget sound adventure
1	report: modern-day pablo escobar smuggles one-hitter into music festival
0	you won't believe why this man's license was suspended
0	what brexit can mean for travelers in the near future
1	unfunny inside joke from 5 years ago only thing holding friendship together
0	getting up close to homophobia
1	deep blue quietly celebrates 10th anniversary with garry kasparov's ex-wife
1	So that would mean that every religion ever conceived must be totally correct, as it can't have been invented if it didn't already exist. Equally the giant pink and blue aardvark of flaming destruction that I just invented must already exist as well. Cool.
0	3 questions every company should be asking before making a new hire
0	the strange tale of a former putin favorite's fall from grace
0	nypd arrests down for second week
1	rumors of extramarital affair end campaign of presidential candidate who didn't know china has nuclear weapons
0	is hillary clinton the last democratic presidential candidate to support the death penalty?
1	new secret service agent disappointed there are no decoy presidents
0	charleston is testing the soul of america
1	ford develops new suv that runs purely on gasoline
0	adam sandler's red carpet date was his 23-year-old doppelgänger
0	will all senate republicans kowtow to trump and the far right?
0	No, they're the same species. If you put all these fish in the same pool at the end they would all breed with each other. The example wasn't of speciation, merely of a change in a population driven by the environment, which is the essense of evolution.
1	sweating, trembling mom still coming down from high of having kids under one roof
0	No Peeling, it would be, "We proved it was possible to evolve as humans have, so why can only we do it?" Why hasn't one other creature on Earth ever evolved to our level of sophistication in the same alleged 4 billion years that we have had to attain our level of evolution? If evo is real, then it seems only right that it should touch all species equally and that all species that weren't forced into extinction, but survived and overcame the pressures they faced should have ended up in a similar evolved place that man has attained in 4 billion years.Unless of course that the science of evolution is a humanistic justification to explain our origins but has no basis in fact what so ever. And that is my claim and belief.
1	Then since you are so convinced that this is going to happen. Please provide us with a detailed time table with accurate dates and people involved. Then again if it is true then you will be united and form a bond with your husband Jesus. Since as a christian and a member of the church and the church is the bride of Jesus. You will be married to Jesus so actually we win since you will be in a same sex marriage with Jesus yourself one day.
0	post-rachel: what rachel dolezal taught us about race
0	** Actually it provided proof that RMNS doesn't explain the development of hands and feet, but I don't expect you to be able to understand that.
0	financing the flames -- nif parade fracas pushes outraged jewish groups to define mainstream
1	jews, muslims, hindus agree on chicken
0	what is vidcon? and why did 20,000 teens show up?
1	electoral college does what it was either designed to do or explicitly designed to prevent
1	Well, I guess this all just proves that more brain dead crack babies are surviving than I originally thought.
1	family saved by three-way inflatable goat
0	sleeping around: how to sleep in a sensory deprivation tank
1	study: depression up among teenage girls able to perceive any part of world around them
1	Yea, at least on earth you get some relief, you die eventually.
1	crush on williams-sonoma employee costing man a fortune
0	tony the tiger, toucan sam and other kellogg's mascots 'speak out' against bullying
1	crocodile hunter the same way in bed
1	supreme court justice application asks for 3 sample opinions
0	paul beatty becomes first american to win man booker prize for fiction
0	jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal
1	supposedly educated professor has no idea how to get bird out of lecture hall
0	how donald trump created the worst week any candidate's ever had
1	report: countless invasive species detained in epa black sites
1	Good. But seeing how this was proposed over a century and a half ago by Darwin, what took the creationists so long to catch up?
1	bathroom too disgusting to shit in
0	inequality in tech: may i ask one more question?
1	judge pumps self up before verdict by listening to andrew w.k.
0	congo postpones elections as opposition calls for general strike
0	protesters stage third day of demonstrations in st. louis over acquittal of former cop
0	more 2016 candidates' private numbers, brought to you by trump
1	ice machine reaches deep within itself to give man one more cube
0	Wrong and no one has ever called bone marrow an inner sanctum and I don't know what a baby's tabernacle might be.
1	cop confident he'll be exonerated by clear video evidence of him shooting defenseless black man
1	roomba claims another pet gerbil
0	How is that silly? You do realize that the vast majority of firearms used in crimes are stolen no? And many of those are stolen from legal buyers. While it is a poor argument to argue that firearms should be banned for that primary reason, the underlying principle of control over supply is hardly silly. Unless you think that control over nuclear weapons is silly. Maybe you would. After all, you are Isly.
0	read live updates from the confirmation hearings of several trump cabinet picks
1	is area man going to finish those fries?
1	pope francis finds self in hell after taking wrong turn in vatican catacombs
0	I think this is a fair conclusion. I went as far as I did because of what it seems to say about the governor calling for a joint session. I may be wrong, but the text seems to instruct the governor to keep them in joint session until final action is taken. In other words, it doesn't appear that the governor has an option. And it does not seem that the Constitution allows for a legislative session that never ends. I'm not sure how else to square the two except that the legislature should pursue final action. Of course, as you have pointed out, it really is hard to speculate on this one without any historical context of the amended Amendment Process, and/or the relevant legal precedent surrounding it. Any thoughts on this?
0	chris christie suspends his presidential campaign

1

local senior keeps busy with obituary-clipping hobby

1

office worker suddenly becomes sentient

0

here's why women shouldn't be afraid to ask for a raise

0

team obama's last gasp for middle east peace explained

1

single-parent families get 'a' rating ,from drug kingpin

0

Because the men who wrote it mixed their mythology in with their heros. The first 11 chapters of Genesis are obviously mythology. And if what you say is true, then I guess that means that the Illiad is historical. Why would Homer be right about some lives and events, but wrong about others? And of course, there are other parts of the Bible that are pure fiction - Jonah and Job for example.

0

suspected smugglers appear in court after refugee truck tragedy

1

How about, "I think it's a good idea"? As Jito said, maybe YOU can't, but I guess that's your problem.

1

cavs hoping to avoid game 4

0

And the reasons have been discussed at length and most of us agree about the mother's life being endangered or possibly in cases of rape and incest.........Where we disagree with you is unecessary abortions...such as for birth control, a headache on just and inconveniencce........You think any abortion is alright...We don't.....

0

wells fargo sued for barring daca recipients from student loans

0

kobe bryant feuds with michael b. jordan in spot-on apple tv ad

0

dear minnesota football players: stop perpetuating rape culture

0

devastating floods leave 23 dead in west virginia

0

great legs, gross teeth: endurance runners and tooth decay

1

'please, i'll tell you everything,' whimpers rick gates after mueller threatens to send him back to white house

0

bill henderson, jazz vocalist and actor, dies at 90

0

living life with heart: an interview with tony ducharme

0

power plan foes from mars, backers from venus (earth actually)

0

using special nails to save roofs — and dollars

1

A nameless face to the feds? In this era of paranoia and fear and overgrown governments? As if any of us are private and unknown individuals anymore.

0

granny's powerful testimony through song

1

local man hates self, family, others

1

And you can disprove hindusism, or Janism, or Taosism, or Confusism, or Buddhism, or atheism. On the other hand, Christianity make some very strong claims.. such as the phsycial resurrection of someone 3 days dead, dead people walking around a city, thousands of people being fed with 5 fish, and make claims about the existance of demons.. Frankly, those are rather silly superstitions that in my eyes discredit the possiblity of Christiantiy being accurate. Not to meantion the belief in hell and salvation.. sheese, where do people ocme up with these crasy ideas. And, of course, the concept that some religious people have of a 6 day creation a bit over 6000 years ago has been falsified.

0

airplane's terrifying landing may put you off flying for good

0

a love contract to help pets deal with parents' breakup

0

out-bad chronicles: fantasy from hell

1

brilliant, innovative ceo just wrote words 'social media' on whiteboard and underlined it

0

nick offerman's satirical video shows the sad state of school lunches

0

i need feminism, so why do some feminists exclude me?

1

kavanaugh sweating bullets after betting life savings on being confirmed to supreme court

1

air wick introduces new piss-scented bathroom diffuser

1

man commits to new tv show just hours after getting out of 7-season series

0

perfect party dresses for your body type

0

5 easy weight-loss tips that really work

1

comic-con fan guesses he enjoyed 60-minute panel of silently masturbating alan moore practicing sex magic

1

guys' night out to include several key non-guys

0

huffpollster: republican women really don't like trump

0

secrets about life on earth

0

cop crashed cruiser into ditch after this owl attacked his head

1

man wishes computer could do thing it already can do

0

olympic thrills, and a few chills, on a summer puget sound adventure

1

report: modern-day pablo escobar smuggles one-hitter into music festival

0

you won't believe why this man's license was suspended

0

what brexit can mean for travelers in the near future

1

unfunny inside joke from 5 years ago only thing holding friendship together

0

getting up close to homophobia

1

deep blue quietly celebrates 10th anniversary with garry kasparov's ex-wife

1

So that would mean that every religion ever conceived must be totally correct, as it can't have been invented if it didn't already exist. Equally the giant pink and blue aardvark of flaming destruction that I just invented must already exist as well. Cool.

0

3 questions every company should be asking before making a new hire

0

the strange tale of a former putin favorite's fall from grace

0

nypd arrests down for second week

1

rumors of extramarital affair end campaign of presidential candidate who didn't know china has nuclear weapons

0

is hillary clinton the last democratic presidential candidate to support the death penalty?

1

new secret service agent disappointed there are no decoy presidents

0

charleston is testing the soul of america

1

ford develops new suv that runs purely on gasoline

0

adam sandler's red carpet date was his 23-year-old doppelgänger

0

will all senate republicans kowtow to trump and the far right?

0

No, they're the same species. If you put all these fish in the same pool at the end they would all breed with each other. The example wasn't of speciation, merely of a change in a population driven by the environment, which is the essense of evolution.

1

sweating, trembling mom still coming down from high of having kids under one roof

0

No Peeling, it would be, "We proved it was possible to evolve as humans have, so why can only we do it?" Why hasn't one other creature on Earth ever evolved to our level of sophistication in the same alleged 4 billion years that we have had to attain our level of evolution? If evo is real, then it seems only right that it should touch all species equally and that all species that weren't forced into extinction, but survived and overcame the pressures they faced should have ended up in a similar evolved place that man has attained in 4 billion years.Unless of course that the science of evolution is a humanistic justification to explain our origins but has no basis in fact what so ever. And that is my claim and belief.

1

Then since you are so convinced that this is going to happen. Please provide us with a detailed time table with accurate dates and people involved. Then again if it is true then you will be united and form a bond with your husband Jesus. Since as a christian and a member of the church and the church is the bride of Jesus. You will be married to Jesus so actually we win since you will be in a same sex marriage with Jesus yourself one day.

0

post-rachel: what rachel dolezal taught us about race

0

** Actually it provided proof that RMNS doesn't explain the development of hands and feet, but I don't expect you to be able to understand that.

0

financing the flames -- nif parade fracas pushes outraged jewish groups to define mainstream

1

jews, muslims, hindus agree on chicken

0

what is vidcon? and why did 20,000 teens show up?

1

electoral college does what it was either designed to do or explicitly designed to prevent

1

Well, I guess this all just proves that more brain dead crack babies are surviving than I originally thought.

1

family saved by three-way inflatable goat

0

sleeping around: how to sleep in a sensory deprivation tank

1

study: depression up among teenage girls able to perceive any part of world around them

1

Yea, at least on earth you get some relief, you die eventually.

1

crush on williams-sonoma employee costing man a fortune

0

tony the tiger, toucan sam and other kellogg's mascots 'speak out' against bullying

1

crocodile hunter the same way in bed

1

supreme court justice application asks for 3 sample opinions

0

paul beatty becomes first american to win man booker prize for fiction

0

jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal

1

supposedly educated professor has no idea how to get bird out of lecture hall

0

how donald trump created the worst week any candidate's ever had

1

report: countless invasive species detained in epa black sites

1

Good. But seeing how this was proposed over a century and a half ago by Darwin, what took the creationists so long to catch up?

1

bathroom too disgusting to shit in

0

inequality in tech: may i ask one more question?

1

judge pumps self up before verdict by listening to andrew w.k.

0

congo postpones elections as opposition calls for general strike

0

protesters stage third day of demonstrations in st. louis over acquittal of former cop

0

more 2016 candidates' private numbers, brought to you by trump

1

ice machine reaches deep within itself to give man one more cube

0

Wrong and no one has ever called bone marrow an inner sanctum and I don't know what a baby's tabernacle might be.

1

cop confident he'll be exonerated by clear video evidence of him shooting defenseless black man

1

roomba claims another pet gerbil

0

How is that silly? You do realize that the vast majority of firearms used in crimes are stolen no? And many of those are stolen from legal buyers. While it is a poor argument to argue that firearms should be banned for that primary reason, the underlying principle of control over supply is hardly silly. Unless you think that control over nuclear weapons is silly. Maybe you would. After all, you are Isly.

0

read live updates from the confirmation hearings of several trump cabinet picks

1

is area man going to finish those fries?

1

pope francis finds self in hell after taking wrong turn in vatican catacombs

0

I think this is a fair conclusion. I went as far as I did because of what it seems to say about the governor calling for a joint session. I may be wrong, but the text seems to instruct the governor to keep them in joint session until final action is taken. In other words, it doesn't appear that the governor has an option. And it does not seem that the Constitution allows for a legislative session that never ends. I'm not sure how else to square the two except that the legislature should pursue final action. Of course, as you have pointed out, it really is hard to speculate on this one without any historical context of the amended Amendment Process, and/or the relevant legal precedent surrounding it. Any thoughts on this?

0

chris christie suspends his presidential campaign