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1	area man still talking about crazy productive afternoon 4 months ago
0	trump didn't need a watergate to sink his ratings to nixonian levels
0	mayim bialik is 'very sorry' for her controversial weinstein op-ed
0	this police department may ban people arrested for crimes from public areas
0	emma gonzalez: 'one of the biggest threats' to teens today 'is being shot'
0	friday's morning email: charleston gunman planned attack for months
0	Actually it wasn't sitting somewhere since there was no "where" to "sit" and "always" and "eternity" have no meaning outside of time and no "time" existed prior to the "Big Bang", maybe.
1	Its not my fault if you can not understand what I am saying.... pray for understanding, I can not give or make you understand that which is incomprehensible to you but God can help you, pray. Meditate on it, consider it, mull it over and pray for guidance by God.
1	guest searches hand towel for low-traffic area
0	facebook was so adorable and harmless back in the day
0	an astronaut's suggestion on how to fix politics would be expensive but probably pretty effective
0	you're forgetting about the one backyard feature that can extend your summer
1	corner store customers saddened by sight of frantic trump doing scratch-off tickets right on counter
1	new walgreens facebook plugin allows users to see what prescriptions friends are picking up
1	presidential commission announces no candidates met threshold to compete in second debate
0	how boredom can lead to failure
1	That's like looking at a rainbow and insisting it only has the color red in it.
1	umass dartmouth beginning to regret offering course in applied domestic terrorism
1	rat fancy magazine fails to catch on
0	11 tales of struggle and self-discovery
0	how not to defend the humanities
1	'entertainment weekly' critic lets director redo 'sorority row' for better grade
0	a letter from 21-year-old me to 18-year-old-me
1	elderly woman applying makeup most heartbreaking thing on earth
0	this guy gave people a 'sneak peak' at the iphone 7, but joke's on them!
0	joe biden tells latinos to 'make no damn apologies for anything'
0	truth through fiction
0	time to defund the diet industry?
0	is disability in?
0	when being beautiful might count against you
1	quaker scientists formulate world's oldest-fashioned oatmeal
1	And woman's law superceeds both, or hasn't your mummy taught you that little lesson yet Hunted?
0	Of course the bolshevik revolution was doomed from the start as Russia was not indsutrialised and the revolution was imposed by a minority of the bourgeoisie rather than a mass movement of the proletariat (not that there was a proletariat in Russia at the time).
0	what's it like being blind and gay? (video)
0	jebbush.com takes you to donald trump's website
1	couple stressing about wedding plans as if it won't just take a string of edison bulbs to knock guests' fucking socks off
1	trump reassures struggling farmers he has never seen one of them and cannot be sure they even exist
0	But what would he have learned from it? If you're going to use that analogy, then lets say the last thing he remembers is walking to the bar. What would he learn or have experienced?
0	if mobile games were honest ... well, you'd probably still be addicted
0	we're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore
0	the alarming retirement shortfall for women
1	Don't forget that he's the anti-Christ and wants to starve Seniors and "babies". That's part of the DNC mantra too. emoticonXRolleyes
1	friend insists you just have to climb ladder, hop gap, scale wall to see the view from apartment's roof
1	Dude, it's, like, all over the Bible, man! Maybe if you hit your forehead with Bibles more often, you would know these things!
1	gay kid excited to be made fun of for second thing
1	nation hit hard
1	north korea tests out new knife in smaller escalation of threats to u.s.
1	early humans finally drunk enough to invent dancing
1	public calls for formation of some sort of federal administration to manage emergencies
1	world health organization: 'not sure how, but adam levine's new fragrance the only antidote to mers virus'
1	on-line gambling too depressing to even think about
0	burkina faso, french troops end deadly hotel siege claimed by al qaeda group
1	horrified grimes stumbles upon boyfriend's $18 billion plan for all-new, reinvented grimes
1	report: more u.s. families living with multiple generations of xbox under one roof
1	new census study finds that 40% of u.s. population is filler
0	americans gave record $373.25 billion to charity last year
0	why change sucks even when you're middle age
0	e-sports organizations are going to launch governing body for pro video gaming
0	this 'ouija' parody is so perfect it's scary
1	smithsonian acquires rare photograph where whole family looks really nice
0	this is the coziest collection from nyfw
0	harry reid: republicans are 'acting as puppets for the nra'
1	Supersport, where art thou now... Bah, who am I kidding. Of course he won't come over here...
1	I believe Alan Keyes already have used that term on us. (Alan Keyes, the ultra-concervative Republican Candidate for the Illinois Senate seat - in opposition to Barack Obama. The Maryland resident the Republican party had to recruit because they couldn't find anyone else in their right mind who would go against Barack. Also the very same Maryland resident/Television talkshow host who beratted Hilary Clinton for moving to NY and expecting to be able to "represent" NY'ers. Yeah, look who's the hypocrit now.)
0	khloe kardashian will help the heartbroken get a 'revenge body' on new reality series
1	area man totally blows his chance to see 'exodus: gods and kings' in theaters
0	superfood cookie dough bites sound too good to be true, but they're not
0	san francisco could become the first u.s. city with safe injection sites for drug users
0	stolen moment of the week: brett davis and sally burtnick
1	dnc committee throws bound jay inslee onto melting iceberg before pushing him out to sea
1	Obviously because they're not chickens yet XD Oh wait they're chicken EGGS right thinks no matter they have absolutely nothing to in common with chickens they're some freaky alien species! I like eggs! They're good especially with yellow cheese and salt and pepper. stomach growls Oh Sinjin now I'm hungry! Thanks a lot. emoticonXCry
1	fbi declassifies j. edgar hoover's extensive file on the munster family
0	You make some great points but she could carry the baby to term and then put it up for adoption...........There are long lists of people wanting to adopt babies...........I know a couple that waited 5 years and then adopted a child from South Korea.......... Why does the innocent baby have to forfeit its life?
0	loose-lipped rudy giuliani does not represent u.s. on foreign policy, warns state department
0	meet the student who got the democratic candidates to discuss black lives matter
0	trapped in a cycle of harassment as a chronically ill person
0	Those who set the rules can do with them as they please. It isn't illogical nor hypocritical. It IS illogical to assume you can chew gum if the rule is "you cant chew gum" and the teacher allows one student to chew gum.
1	dad doesn't trust the fish here
0	my kids eat chicken nuggets (and other parenting atrocities)
0	controversy erupts after uk retailer removes gender labels from kids' clothes
1	man who stopped dieting already seeing results
0	It wouldn't. Altering any of the fundamental universal constants changes them all. We wouldn't be considering some small change here and small change there. The universe probably wouldn't exist in any form.
1	hidden valley ranch bombed by balsamic extremists
1	No, this is the point of the 10th amendment. Article 1 Section 8 applies to Congress...the 10th amendment grants all powers not listed to the states or people. The 14th amendment is not the "federal government can do whatever" amendment.
0	'butt crack bandit' caught on camera holding duo at gunpoint
0	success and still enjoying your 'happy place'
1	You can open any thread topic you please as long as you don't presume to know where I stand. A more proper title would be "Is Jim morally bankrupt?" Does your mother know you beat your wife?
0	legionnaires' disease kills seven, sickens 86 in new york city
1	eric trump scolds father that he mustn't inquire about the businesses, for he's sworn not to tell
0	tented in iraq; interviews and winter edition
0	harvey's 'unprecedented' rainfall and flooding are 'only getting worse'
0	dear white people, let's talk about combating racism
0	this gif sums up the impact of addiction and mental illness on america
1	song deemed good enough to put girlfriend on shoulders
1	I agree. '...we need to kill off at least 2 billion people and get the earth back to normal.' Let's see, India's population is...what, 1,173,108,018 and China is, 1,330,141,295... https://www.cia.gov/library/publicat...=sas&rank=2#in emoticonXKill...that should take care of the problem and leave enough resources left for the rest of the planet. :p (just kidding, of course emoticonXRolleyes )
0	stage door: forbidden broadway's gerard alessandrini
1	surgeon general mills recommends three to five servings of froot per day
0	'baywatch' officially flops as 'pirates' comes in first at the box office
0	obama praises 'the america i know,' says hillary clinton is the one to lead it
0	boehner vows to leave successor with clean slate

1

area man still talking about crazy productive afternoon 4 months ago

0

trump didn't need a watergate to sink his ratings to nixonian levels

0

mayim bialik is 'very sorry' for her controversial weinstein op-ed

0

this police department may ban people arrested for crimes from public areas

0

emma gonzalez: 'one of the biggest threats' to teens today 'is being shot'

0

friday's morning email: charleston gunman planned attack for months

0

Actually it wasn't sitting somewhere since there was no "where" to "sit" and "always" and "eternity" have no meaning outside of time and no "time" existed prior to the "Big Bang", maybe.

1

Its not my fault if you can not understand what I am saying.... pray for understanding, I can not give or make you understand that which is incomprehensible to you but God can help you, pray. Meditate on it, consider it, mull it over and pray for guidance by God.

1

guest searches hand towel for low-traffic area

0

facebook was so adorable and harmless back in the day

0

an astronaut's suggestion on how to fix politics would be expensive but probably pretty effective

0

you're forgetting about the one backyard feature that can extend your summer

1

corner store customers saddened by sight of frantic trump doing scratch-off tickets right on counter

1

new walgreens facebook plugin allows users to see what prescriptions friends are picking up

1

presidential commission announces no candidates met threshold to compete in second debate

0

how boredom can lead to failure

1

That's like looking at a rainbow and insisting it only has the color red in it.

1

umass dartmouth beginning to regret offering course in applied domestic terrorism

1

rat fancy magazine fails to catch on

0

11 tales of struggle and self-discovery

0

how not to defend the humanities

1

'entertainment weekly' critic lets director redo 'sorority row' for better grade

0

a letter from 21-year-old me to 18-year-old-me

1

elderly woman applying makeup most heartbreaking thing on earth

0

this guy gave people a 'sneak peak' at the iphone 7, but joke's on them!

0

joe biden tells latinos to 'make no damn apologies for anything'

0

truth through fiction

0

time to defund the diet industry?

0

is disability in?

0

when being beautiful might count against you

1

quaker scientists formulate world's oldest-fashioned oatmeal

1

And woman's law superceeds both, or hasn't your mummy taught you that little lesson yet Hunted?

0

Of course the bolshevik revolution was doomed from the start as Russia was not indsutrialised and the revolution was imposed by a minority of the bourgeoisie rather than a mass movement of the proletariat (not that there was a proletariat in Russia at the time).

0

what's it like being blind and gay? (video)

0

jebbush.com takes you to donald trump's website

1

couple stressing about wedding plans as if it won't just take a string of edison bulbs to knock guests' fucking socks off

1

trump reassures struggling farmers he has never seen one of them and cannot be sure they even exist

0

But what would he have learned from it? If you're going to use that analogy, then lets say the last thing he remembers is walking to the bar. What would he learn or have experienced?

0

if mobile games were honest ... well, you'd probably still be addicted

0

we're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore

0

the alarming retirement shortfall for women

1

Don't forget that he's the anti-Christ and wants to starve Seniors and "babies". That's part of the DNC mantra too. emoticonXRolleyes

1

friend insists you just have to climb ladder, hop gap, scale wall to see the view from apartment's roof

1

Dude, it's, like, all over the Bible, man! Maybe if you hit your forehead with Bibles more often, you would know these things!

1

gay kid excited to be made fun of for second thing

1

nation hit hard

1

north korea tests out new knife in smaller escalation of threats to u.s.

1

early humans finally drunk enough to invent dancing

1

public calls for formation of some sort of federal administration to manage emergencies

1

world health organization: 'not sure how, but adam levine's new fragrance the only antidote to mers virus'

1

on-line gambling too depressing to even think about

0

burkina faso, french troops end deadly hotel siege claimed by al qaeda group

1

horrified grimes stumbles upon boyfriend's $18 billion plan for all-new, reinvented grimes

1

report: more u.s. families living with multiple generations of xbox under one roof

1

new census study finds that 40% of u.s. population is filler

0

americans gave record $373.25 billion to charity last year

0

why change sucks even when you're middle age

0

e-sports organizations are going to launch governing body for pro video gaming

0

this 'ouija' parody is so perfect it's scary

1

smithsonian acquires rare photograph where whole family looks really nice

0

this is the coziest collection from nyfw

0

harry reid: republicans are 'acting as puppets for the nra'

1

Supersport, where art thou now... Bah, who am I kidding. Of course he won't come over here...

1

I believe Alan Keyes already have used that term on us. (Alan Keyes, the ultra-concervative Republican Candidate for the Illinois Senate seat - in opposition to Barack Obama. The Maryland resident the Republican party had to recruit because they couldn't find anyone else in their right mind who would go against Barack. Also the very same Maryland resident/Television talkshow host who beratted Hilary Clinton for moving to NY and expecting to be able to "represent" NY'ers. Yeah, look who's the hypocrit now.)

0

khloe kardashian will help the heartbroken get a 'revenge body' on new reality series

1

area man totally blows his chance to see 'exodus: gods and kings' in theaters

0

superfood cookie dough bites sound too good to be true, but they're not

0

san francisco could become the first u.s. city with safe injection sites for drug users

0

stolen moment of the week: brett davis and sally burtnick

1

dnc committee throws bound jay inslee onto melting iceberg before pushing him out to sea

1

Obviously because they're not chickens yet XD Oh wait they're chicken EGGS right *thinks* no matter they have absolutely nothing to in common with chickens they're some freaky alien species! I like eggs! They're good especially with yellow cheese and salt and pepper. *stomach growls* Oh Sinjin now I'm hungry! Thanks a lot. emoticonXCry

1

fbi declassifies j. edgar hoover's extensive file on the munster family

0

You make some great points but she could carry the baby to term and then put it up for adoption...........There are long lists of people wanting to adopt babies...........I know a couple that waited 5 years and then adopted a child from South Korea.......... Why does the innocent baby have to forfeit its life?

0

loose-lipped rudy giuliani does not represent u.s. on foreign policy, warns state department

0

meet the student who got the democratic candidates to discuss black lives matter

0

trapped in a cycle of harassment as a chronically ill person

0

Those who set the rules can do with them as they please. It isn't illogical nor hypocritical. It IS illogical to assume you can chew gum if the rule is "you cant chew gum" and the teacher allows one student to chew gum.

1

dad doesn't trust the fish here

0

my kids eat chicken nuggets (and other parenting atrocities)

0

controversy erupts after uk retailer removes gender labels from kids' clothes

1

man who stopped dieting already seeing results

0

It wouldn't. Altering any of the fundamental universal constants changes them all. We wouldn't be considering some small change here and small change there. The universe probably wouldn't exist in any form.

1

hidden valley ranch bombed by balsamic extremists

1

No, this is the point of the 10th amendment. Article 1 Section 8 applies to Congress...the 10th amendment grants all powers not listed to the states or people. The 14th amendment is not the "federal government can do whatever" amendment.

0

'butt crack bandit' caught on camera holding duo at gunpoint

0

success and still enjoying your 'happy place'

1

You can open any thread topic you please as long as you don't presume to know where I stand. A more proper title would be "Is Jim morally bankrupt?" Does your mother know you beat your wife?

0

legionnaires' disease kills seven, sickens 86 in new york city

1

eric trump scolds father that he mustn't inquire about the businesses, for he's sworn not to tell

0

tented in iraq; interviews and winter edition

0

harvey's 'unprecedented' rainfall and flooding are 'only getting worse'

0

dear white people, let's talk about combating racism

0

this gif sums up the impact of addiction and mental illness on america

1

song deemed good enough to put girlfriend on shoulders

1

I agree. '...we need to kill off at least 2 billion people and get the earth back to normal.' Let's see, India's population is...what, 1,173,108,018 and China is, 1,330,141,295... https://www.cia.gov/library/publicat...=sas&rank=2#in emoticonXKill...that should take care of the problem and leave enough resources left for the rest of the planet. :p (just kidding, of course emoticonXRolleyes )

0

stage door: forbidden broadway's gerard alessandrini

1

surgeon general mills recommends three to five servings of froot per day

0

'baywatch' officially flops as 'pirates' comes in first at the box office

0

obama praises 'the america i know,' says hillary clinton is the one to lead it

0

boehner vows to leave successor with clean slate