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1	I take your point. But bloody hell, I couldn't handle a baby at the moment! Does that mean I'm psychologically unready? ...probably, but oh well...
1	Actually, that honour is reserved for the usual representations of those who advocate young earth creationism.
1	black man blissfully unaware his name going to be hashtag by end of week
1	Well, I suppose creationists would object to careful definition of terms and the assiduous distinguishing of fact from non-fact, wouldn't they? It runs counter to all they hold dear.
1	bank teller manages smile with last remaining ounce of strength
1	nasa completely forgot probe was returning today
1	Lol.. you are so silly. I also see you love shifting the burden of proof, and into making grandiose claims. Bring it on, bring it on. Your opinion is noted and laughed at. I do love your rants though. I do have to wonder, I never clashed with you about the existence of Jesus in this current nick. What was your old one, and why the nickname change? Banned under the old one?
1	police department reduces costs by using same evidence for every investigation
1	You just don't get it. Americans are freemen. Your faith in governments over people is humorous... How does it fell to lick the bootheels of your government overlords..... Rights are inalienable to man. One man has NO right to intefere with another man. I should be able to do as I please as long as I do not intefere with others... How does your government feel about that?
1	I think I understand this. The goal is clear, check. Self-restraint is good, check. But I do not see what this has to do with the OP. Could you explain, please? Who are you recommending should use self-restraint? The protestors? Or are you saying, self-restraint is your recommendation for birth control?
1	new pumpkin spice channel to offer fall-themed hardcore pornography
0	the view from the mountaintop: martin luther king's turbulent, tragic last year
0	how to be influenced by real love
0	fall of inversions
1	No, think about what you just said. A cancer cell doesn't mutate, it attacks healthy cells and causes the destruction of healthy tissue. Kinda like liberals in a healthy society - they are the free radicals of the body politic, huh... go figure.
0	Well... someone hasn't been following the campaigns for the so-called "protection of marriage" amendments, federal or state.
1	all-business adult in halloween shop beelines it straight for pinhead mask
0	a sexist comment is a sexist comment, no matter who says it
1	ice agents hurl pregnant immigrant over mexican border to prevent birth on u.s. soil
0	unreasonable happiness
1	It bounces off me like bullets off Superman emoticonXClown Seriously, this is your rejoiner? To make fun of my title? lol, how that stings... I think I have to go get a tissue before I reply ;) If you care to try and back up your statements, then we might have a debate.
1	emoticonXWow You don't even know what the California constitution says, yet you automatically declare they were wrong in interpreting it? emoticonXRolleyes
0	i'm impressed! this is a very precise description, in regular english and yes, the deduction in 9 seems presumptious if all we state is God has a "possibility of existence". how this was cleverly cleared up (from the same source site) was simply a trip back to the definition: "greatest possible being". the "greatest possible being", by definition, MUST have a possible existence. in otherwords, we cannot assume that there is a possibility that the greatest possible being does not exist. yeah, it sounds like the whole "proof" is pointless because your premise is already the proof just keep in mind that for the purposes of this proof, God is defined as "the greatest being possible". as long as that definition is maintained, the proof works... does that mean that God exists? hmmm....
0	5 ways to be a sustainable traveler
0	atlanta motel standoff ends with suspect stabbing himself
1	So you agree that it's not necessary to have high capacity magazines because gun owners can reload quickly when defending themselves against a criminals. Good we can agree on at least one thing.
0	bruno mars confirms he will funk you up at the super bowl
0	professor threatened with firing says wheaton college is changing the rules
0	sonoma's wackiest wineries
0	Because the location of the tracks used to be a tidal plane. In other words, it used to be at the edge of the ocean. Around that time the sea coast advanced and receded several times. The tracks were buried. The tracks actually had to be uncovered. The tracks were originally discovered immdiately after an unusually severe storm in the area in which an unusual amount of water came down the Paluxy. That unusual flow of water washed away the soil that covered some of the tracks. Other tracks have been intentionally uncovered. For example, in one case, where a trackway went under a bank, several feet of the bank was removed to expose more tracks.
0	donald trump: the president of id
1	report: u.s. consumers spend $900 billion each year after saying 'gimme one of those, too'
0	AGREED!!!!That has to be BY FAR the best series I've ever read!Also, Asimov's Foundation triligoy is good. And again, the classics:Fahrenheit 4511984Catcher in the Rye...and all those other depressing books...
0	a ray of hope for lesbian veteran denied burial next to wife?
1	tinder announces app will no longer match users solely with distant relatives
0	ali krieger's strategy for taking setbacks in stride
1	ugly custody battle over ian mckellen narrowly avoided
0	'nuns on the bus' to drive through seven states to greet the pope
0	how to make this glitter eyeliner from fashion week work in real life
1	pope beatifies god in important step toward sainthood
0	how to reduce barriers to better lgbtq healthcare
0	italian recipes that are oldies but goodies
1	You're FANTASTIC at being a bigot. Not too bad at being an idiot either. Goooooood job, buddy. A great way to go through life. emoticonXBouncer
0	norwegian recipes: sweet vanilla custard buns!
1	woman barely jogging
1	I also took a look and think your evaluation is charitable.
1	study: child obesity rates declining, but you wouldn't know it looking at macarthur center mall in norfolk, virginia
0	fidelity matches some ira contributions
0	gop senator gets honest: 'trust me, we will not allow the supreme court to flip'
0	wells fargo faces proposed class action lawsuit over bogus account scandal
1	paul simon wondering how one goes about getting a column on 'the huffington post'
0	#dearbetsy campaign implores donald trump's education pick to protect campus rape rules
0	Actually, there is no such thing as "an evolutionary mutation of a gene." A mutation is a mutation. For evolution to have occurred requires neither that a mutation be new nor useful and they don't require new structures nor structures.Here's a little mental exercise for you. At most, a person can have only two alleles for any gene. This would have been the condition of the human race 6,000 years ago according to creationists. It would not have been possible for there to be more than 2 alleles for any given gene. Now consider that for every gene in the human genome there is an average of 14 different alleles, sometimes more, sometimes less. Where did all of those alleles come from?
1	nation's sleep experts recommend cutting down on strobe light before bedtime
1	Quickdraw Ethmi! Outdraws the baddie and shoots him! Hopefully no more than a quaint fantasy, given his admission of philandering.
1	congolese civil war buff fights in civil war
1	cartoon character translated seamlessly into noodle
0	eating like an idiot for a weekend in san francisco
0	no more adult conversations, prayers or moments of silence
1	greenspan comes out of retirement for one more interest rate hike
0	what experts say about waiting to cut your baby's umbilical cord
1	world's luminaries crowd around 'time' 100 list posted on editor's door
0	evangelical voters don't care that trump's not religious
0	10 ways to respond to strangers who comment on your 'mom bod'
0	larry wilmore throws some serious shade at brian williams, the media
1	kathryn bigelow - first woman to win oscar for best directress
1	man forced to pathetically comb through movie for familiar scene after falling asleep previous night
1	Well, that's at least one helluva way to say good bye.
0	police supporters rally in washington d.c.
0	democratic election sweep may complicate gop push for tax reform
1	teach for america celebrates 3 decades of helping recent graduates pad out law school applications
0	6 tips for coping with a debilitating disease
1	Yep, Martha is in trouble and the democrats are panicking. I think the strong Independent support for her opponent is due to Martha's own lack of appeal. By they way, I have to ask....since "The anointed one" was in your neck of the woods, did you get a peek at him? prehaps even wave at him (with all 4 fingers) ;)
1	judge totally understands where defendant is coming from
1	Your knowledge of history is frightening. We saw how well Sarbane-Oxley, the most far-reaching intrusion into corporate America since FDR, prevented our recent crash. A crash that was precipitated by Clinton's edict to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to loosen up the purse strings so deadbeats could get mortgages.
0	dog waited in this spot for a month for her family to return
0	Hardly any criminals go armed in England, and certainly not with guns. Burglars and muggers have enough sense to know that while getting done for burglary or mugging will not be pleasant, getting done for burglarly or mugging AND possession of a firearm will be far, far worse, assuming they survive the arrival of the armed response squad.
0	here's what cynthia nixon believes is the 'aids crisis of this generation'
1	world wildlife fund publishes photo of what species last seen in 1987 might have evolved to look like
1	So which argument do you want to stick with/ The one above that says the black vote was irrelevent or your previous argument in which you claimed was significant. I'll refresh your memory::
1	touring raffi refuses to play 'shake my sillies out'
1	eclipse comes just in time to save john kerry from tribe of island cannibals
0	You can argue anything you want at Yaweh's restaurant. All things are possible with GOD, there is no way to debate anyone who actually believes that and sticks to it.
1	Rants? Obsessive-compulsive? How so? I don't insult you with every post as you do me? What's you major problem? Perhaps you need to go pray.
0	And a woman's life choices, health, and finances aren't up for hi-jacking. Every time a lifer talks about demanding the nine month rape, they talk about what the baby deserves or not deserves and how it shouldn't be punished. This SCREAMS that you don't value and respect women. The very idea that a woman is aborting as an act of revenge - it's absurd and insulting.
0	things you say in emails vs. how you look typing them
1	dog costumed to create illusion of sports-team preference
0	limbo for michael slager, ex-cop filmed shooting walter scott in the back
1	governor lashes out against cheap scotch, poorly rolled cigars
0	ana navarro explains why it's hard for marginalized groups to give trump a chance
1	ronald mcdonald statue bears full brunt of teenagers' mockery
1	man always carries gun in case he needs to escalate situation
0	Bertvan: I suspect that once those other processes are acknowledged, most people will realize it is unlikely that natural selection ever actually created anything.
1	kavanaugh sobering up after 35-year bender shocked to find out he's supreme court nominee
1	And the ability to digest nylon is not a new function?? You seem to have a different conception of 'new function' that what matches with reality.
0	382 - 405 are the dates I have, under Pope Damasus I.
1	gated community under siege by savages
0	trump on cabinet picks: 'i want people who made a fortune'
0	a story is literally bursting off the page in this intricate fairy tale photograph
0	7 ways to look like a pro in a wine tasting room

1

I take your point. But bloody hell, I couldn't handle a baby at the moment! Does that mean I'm psychologically unready? ...probably, but oh well...

1

Actually, that honour is reserved for the usual representations of those who advocate young earth creationism.

1

black man blissfully unaware his name going to be hashtag by end of week

1

Well, I suppose creationists would object to careful definition of terms and the assiduous distinguishing of fact from non-fact, wouldn't they? It runs counter to all they hold dear.

1

bank teller manages smile with last remaining ounce of strength

1

nasa completely forgot probe was returning today

1

Lol.. you are so silly. I also see you love shifting the burden of proof, and into making grandiose claims. Bring it on, bring it on. Your opinion is noted and laughed at. I do love your rants though. I do have to wonder, I never clashed with you about the existence of Jesus in this current nick. What was your old one, and why the nickname change? Banned under the old one?

1

police department reduces costs by using same evidence for every investigation

1

You just don't get it. Americans are freemen. Your faith in governments over people is humorous... How does it fell to lick the bootheels of your government overlords..... Rights are inalienable to man. One man has NO right to intefere with another man. I should be able to do as I please as long as I do not intefere with others... How does your government feel about that?

1

I think I understand this. The goal is clear, check. Self-restraint is good, check. But I do not see what this has to do with the OP. Could you explain, please? Who are you recommending should use self-restraint? The protestors? Or are you saying, self-restraint is your recommendation for birth control?

1

new pumpkin spice channel to offer fall-themed hardcore pornography

0

the view from the mountaintop: martin luther king's turbulent, tragic last year

0

how to be influenced by real love

0

fall of inversions

1

No, think about what you just said. A cancer cell doesn't mutate, it attacks healthy cells and causes the destruction of healthy tissue. Kinda like liberals in a healthy society - they are the free radicals of the body politic, huh... go figure.

0

Well... someone hasn't been following the campaigns for the so-called "protection of marriage" amendments, federal or state.

1

all-business adult in halloween shop beelines it straight for pinhead mask

0

a sexist comment is a sexist comment, no matter who says it

1

ice agents hurl pregnant immigrant over mexican border to prevent birth on u.s. soil

0

unreasonable happiness

1

It bounces off me like bullets off Superman emoticonXClown Seriously, this is your rejoiner? To make fun of my title? lol, how that stings... I think I have to go get a tissue before I reply ;) If you care to try and back up your statements, then we might have a debate.

1

emoticonXWow You don't even know what the California constitution says, yet you automatically declare they were wrong in interpreting it? emoticonXRolleyes

0

i'm impressed! this is a very precise description, in regular english and yes, the deduction in 9 seems presumptious if all we state is God has a "possibility of existence". how this was cleverly cleared up (from the same source site) was simply a trip back to the definition: "greatest possible being". the "greatest possible being", by definition, MUST have a possible existence. in otherwords, we cannot assume that there is a possibility that the greatest possible being does not exist. yeah, it sounds like the whole "proof" is pointless because your premise is already the proof just keep in mind that for the purposes of this proof, God is defined as "the greatest being possible". as long as that definition is maintained, the proof works... does that mean that God exists? hmmm....

0

5 ways to be a sustainable traveler

0

atlanta motel standoff ends with suspect stabbing himself

1

So you agree that it's not necessary to have high capacity magazines because gun owners can reload quickly when defending themselves against a criminals. Good we can agree on at least one thing.

0

bruno mars confirms he will funk you up at the super bowl

0

professor threatened with firing says wheaton college is changing the rules

0

sonoma's wackiest wineries

0

Because the location of the tracks used to be a tidal plane. In other words, it used to be at the edge of the ocean. Around that time the sea coast advanced and receded several times. The tracks were buried. The tracks actually had to be uncovered. The tracks were originally discovered immdiately after an unusually severe storm in the area in which an unusual amount of water came down the Paluxy. That unusual flow of water washed away the soil that covered some of the tracks. Other tracks have been intentionally uncovered. For example, in one case, where a trackway went under a bank, several feet of the bank was removed to expose more tracks.

0

donald trump: the president of id

1

report: u.s. consumers spend $900 billion each year after saying 'gimme one of those, too'

0

AGREED!!!!That has to be BY FAR the best series I've ever read!Also, Asimov's Foundation triligoy is good. And again, the classics:Fahrenheit 4511984Catcher in the Rye...and all those other depressing books...

0

a ray of hope for lesbian veteran denied burial next to wife?

1

tinder announces app will no longer match users solely with distant relatives

0

ali krieger's strategy for taking setbacks in stride

1

ugly custody battle over ian mckellen narrowly avoided

0

'nuns on the bus' to drive through seven states to greet the pope

0

how to make this glitter eyeliner from fashion week work in real life

1

pope beatifies god in important step toward sainthood

0

how to reduce barriers to better lgbtq healthcare

0

italian recipes that are oldies but goodies

1

You're FANTASTIC at being a bigot. Not too bad at being an idiot either. Goooooood job, buddy. A great way to go through life. emoticonXBouncer

0

norwegian recipes: sweet vanilla custard buns!

1

woman barely jogging

1

I also took a look and think your evaluation is charitable.

1

study: child obesity rates declining, but you wouldn't know it looking at macarthur center mall in norfolk, virginia

0

fidelity matches some ira contributions

0

gop senator gets honest: 'trust me, we will not allow the supreme court to flip'

0

wells fargo faces proposed class action lawsuit over bogus account scandal

1

paul simon wondering how one goes about getting a column on 'the huffington post'

0

#dearbetsy campaign implores donald trump's education pick to protect campus rape rules

0

Actually, there is no such thing as "an evolutionary mutation of a gene." A mutation is a mutation. For evolution to have occurred requires neither that a mutation be new nor useful and they don't require new structures nor structures.Here's a little mental exercise for you. At most, a person can have only two alleles for any gene. This would have been the condition of the human race 6,000 years ago according to creationists. It would not have been possible for there to be more than 2 alleles for any given gene. Now consider that for every gene in the human genome there is an average of 14 different alleles, sometimes more, sometimes less. Where did all of those alleles come from?

1

nation's sleep experts recommend cutting down on strobe light before bedtime

1

Quickdraw Ethmi! Outdraws the baddie and shoots him! Hopefully no more than a quaint fantasy, given his admission of philandering.

1

congolese civil war buff fights in civil war

1

cartoon character translated seamlessly into noodle

0

eating like an idiot for a weekend in san francisco

0

no more adult conversations, prayers or moments of silence

1

greenspan comes out of retirement for one more interest rate hike

0

what experts say about waiting to cut your baby's umbilical cord

1

world's luminaries crowd around 'time' 100 list posted on editor's door

0

evangelical voters don't care that trump's not religious

0

10 ways to respond to strangers who comment on your 'mom bod'

0

larry wilmore throws some serious shade at brian williams, the media

1

kathryn bigelow - first woman to win oscar for best directress

1

man forced to pathetically comb through movie for familiar scene after falling asleep previous night

1

Well, that's at least one helluva way to say good bye.

0

police supporters rally in washington d.c.

0

democratic election sweep may complicate gop push for tax reform

1

teach for america celebrates 3 decades of helping recent graduates pad out law school applications

0

6 tips for coping with a debilitating disease

1

Yep, Martha is in trouble and the democrats are panicking. I think the strong Independent support for her opponent is due to Martha's own lack of appeal. By they way, I have to ask....since "The anointed one" was in your neck of the woods, did you get a peek at him? prehaps even wave at him (with all 4 fingers) ;)

1

judge totally understands where defendant is coming from

1

Your knowledge of history is frightening. We saw how well Sarbane-Oxley, the most far-reaching intrusion into corporate America since FDR, prevented our recent crash. A crash that was precipitated by Clinton's edict to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to loosen up the purse strings so deadbeats could get mortgages.

0

dog waited in this spot for a month for her family to return

0

Hardly any criminals go armed in England, and certainly not with guns. Burglars and muggers have enough sense to know that while getting done for burglary or mugging will not be pleasant, getting done for burglarly or mugging AND possession of a firearm will be far, far worse, assuming they survive the arrival of the armed response squad.

0

here's what cynthia nixon believes is the 'aids crisis of this generation'

1

world wildlife fund publishes photo of what species last seen in 1987 might have evolved to look like

1

So which argument do you want to stick with/ The one above that says the black vote was irrelevent or your previous argument in which you claimed was significant. I'll refresh your memory::

1

touring raffi refuses to play 'shake my sillies out'

1

eclipse comes just in time to save john kerry from tribe of island cannibals

0

You can argue anything you want at Yaweh's restaurant. All things are possible with GOD, there is no way to debate anyone who actually believes that and sticks to it.

1

Rants? Obsessive-compulsive? How so? I don't insult you with every post as you do me? What's you major problem? Perhaps you need to go pray.

0

And a woman's life choices, health, and finances aren't up for hi-jacking. Every time a lifer talks about demanding the nine month rape, they talk about what the baby deserves or not deserves and how it shouldn't be punished. This SCREAMS that you don't value and respect women. The very idea that a woman is aborting as an act of revenge - it's absurd and insulting.

0

things you say in emails vs. how you look typing them

1

dog costumed to create illusion of sports-team preference

0

limbo for michael slager, ex-cop filmed shooting walter scott in the back

1

governor lashes out against cheap scotch, poorly rolled cigars

0

ana navarro explains why it's hard for marginalized groups to give trump a chance

1

ronald mcdonald statue bears full brunt of teenagers' mockery

1

man always carries gun in case he needs to escalate situation

0

Bertvan: I suspect that once those other processes are acknowledged, most people will realize it is unlikely that natural selection ever actually created anything.

1

kavanaugh sobering up after 35-year bender shocked to find out he's supreme court nominee

1

And the ability to digest nylon is not a new function?? You seem to have a different conception of 'new function' that what matches with reality.

0

382 - 405 are the dates I have, under Pope Damasus I.

1

gated community under siege by savages

0

trump on cabinet picks: 'i want people who made a fortune'

0

a story is literally bursting off the page in this intricate fairy tale photograph

0

7 ways to look like a pro in a wine tasting room