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0	it's not you, it's me: are your behaviors holding you back?
0	You did when you talked about someone loving objects, or a mokey, etc.
0	an open letter to white supremacists from former owner of biggest racist record label
1	man hoping girlfriend doesn't notice valentine's day gift came from gas station
1	report: average american walks less than one mile each year with pants around ankles
1	fivethirtyeight staff finds hundreds of nate silvers representing every voting demographic in america after disastrous aggregator explosion
0	And as I said, Herbert Spencer's ideas predate Darwin's. Meanwhile, Dawkins writings on religion are irrelevant to whether evolution is good biology.
1	area man tired of making excuses for rapist friend
1	man actually shouting at other man to get jennifer aniston romantic comedy made
1	burger king unveils new low-fat cashier
1	wayne lapierre accidentally blows hand off during cpac speech
0	the norwegian curling team should win gold for their pants
1	toddler chokes to death on plastic taiwanese-made toy
0	democrats should focus scotus fight on gorsuch's backing of big donors
0	un rebukes trump's jerusalem move in overwhelming vote
1	badass churchgoer doesn't even have to look at hymnal
1	mueller reveals russia investigation just elaborate sting to nail clinton child sex-slavery ring
1	local band attempts to track down mysterious visitor to its website
1	gop completely fixes economy by canceling funding for npr
0	what 'real men' really want to do
0	this photo of mark zuckerberg's closet offers a lesson for working parents
0	And THAT'S why we have these things called judges - so they can rule such things to be unconstitutional. And yet, for some reason, you and your fellow anti-gay people are always complaining about judges doing just that.
0	floating library proves books should be shared in improbable places
0	second saturday staten island art walk
0	Life evolved over billions of years rather than being created in a few days.
0	donald trump flat out lies about his reaction to charlottesville
1	library of congress adds 'no sleep 'til hammersmith' to national motörhead registry
1	dog can't believe owner left on fucking msnbc to keep it company while she at work
0	6 older celebs who stole the show at the golden globes
1	coast guard going to let stranded yacht owner sweat it out little more
1	trump demands william barr prove loyalty by putting gun in mouth, pulling trigger
1	That's military snipers, not for what passes for elite police in the land of the fruits and nuts. SEALS, Marines and Army for the most part.
0	scientists get first-ever glimpse of elusive mineral
0	So? In your religion's view, everyone sins. Their sin is no greater or more unforgiveable than yours.
1	rob porter apologizes for falsifying number of wives he beat on white house resume
1	u.s. census announces those people will be majority by 2043
0	Because you know the peer review process is biased. Anything submitted for peer review with a recognizable name like Dembski or Behe will be automatically rejected before the first word is read. The scientific community's problems are just that big.
0	ava duvernay on women and minorities breaking into hollywood: 'follow the white guys'
1	physically fit, emotionally stable kim jong-un addresses un after finally getting nuclear ambitions out of system
0	So what is your point? Are you claiming that the tenets of christianity are in doubt because the several thousand denominations hold contradictory views? Science proceeds by challenges and contradictions. Contradiction in science is not evidence of doubt but evidence of a field of advance. In religion, it is without question, a matter of the veracity of the ultimate truth. Which of the thousands of christian faiths hold the truth?
0	a manners lesson for donald trump about the stars and stripes
0	twitter rips hillary-bashing susan sarandon for women-unite speech at golden globes
0	ruth bader ginsburg says she never should've waded into colin kaepernick controversy
1	pacific ocean quarantined after contact with carnival cruise ship
1	billy joel has billy joel's disease
0	court rules 'cannibal cop' can fantasize about whatever he wants
0	kourtney kardashian and scott disick don't know how to quit each other
1	In the United States about 12 to 20 new religions pop up every year. Some start out with the "funny books". :p
1	auction won by crab with $20 stuck in claw
1	study finds 68% of americans unprepared for sudden financial stability
1	all the cheapest items on wedding registry already purchased
1	tempurapedic unveils new line of extra-crispy, deep-fried mattresses
0	heidi klum stops talking trump for 'box of lies' with jimmy fallon
0	d-wade, udonis haslem, and lebron opt out
0	middle (st)age never stop learning
1	nation's sports fans demand to spend $21.99 on something
0	What Is a Human Person and Who Counts as a Human Person?: A Crucial Question for Bioethics by Prof. William E. MayThere is also an extremely academic school of thought which views the human person in terms of the ego in all its derivations. I cannot hope to summarize what this is all about, please refer to:Philosophical Critiques: The Human Person - 3 One could also consider the social development of an infant, inasmuch as humans are, in most cases, very social animals.According to primatologist Sarah Blaffer Hrdy, the human species is specifically developed to be part of a social system and a newborn infant comes ready made to push all the buttons of the system:
1	area man urinating like it's the best thing ever to happen to him
1	jennifer aniston engaged to guy who frankly will never replace brad
1	everyone in sporting goods store looking for something to get on stepson's good side
0	she may have difficulty catching up with that." You aren't helping your cause with statements like this.In logical debate, your claims are considered to be false until proven true, not the other way around.Nobody can disprove the existence of god, but that is not proof of god's existence.
1	report: more television viewers becoming desensitized to drama
1	area woman said 'sorry' 118 times yesterday
0	stacy ruiz's gps guide for believing in yourself
1	new report finds humanity 10 years away from something called ash age
0	watch dirt bikers get a bit too close to nature
1	charity notes even one dollar can help a needy child but you'd have to be a dick to give that little
0	most hillary clinton voters think the allegations against bill clinton are credible
0	trumpcare and the gop: legislating cruelty
1	south korean president eats full, balanced meal in show of strength against north
0	read live updates from the vice presidential debate
1	budget cuts force british government to shut down mysterious seaside village
1	political scientists baffled by trump's ability to end something he had no control over just days ago
1	baby crow's first word 'caw'
0	how to replace your self-doubt with unshakeable confidence
1	gop leaders celebrate decisive win over americans
0	all the women i have been
1	waters tested as 12-year-old says 'shit' in front of mom for first time
1	They do provide many more services than providing abortions :P
0	these timelapses of america's fastest-growing cities will make your jaw drop
1	rapper not entirely sure who else is on this track
1	study finds people on dates know within 30 seconds if other person is newt gingrich
0	I think an open mind is the best thing to have when it comes to theories. I think there is some truth in everything.
1	amazon reaches 1 trillion labor violations
0	authors are rallying to preserve langston hughes' harlem home
0	meet 10 inspiring people over 50 giving back to the world
1	Yes, prove it by science. I don't want you to keep reverting to word games/sophistry; philosophical arguments. You must prove it by science. Show me the scientific experiment that proves it. I've asked you a number of times, and every time you've failed to do so.
1	nation's drunk strangers announce plans to agree with anything one another says
1	shaven, cologned grandpa heads into town to rake in d-day pussy
1	What, pray, is a real answer? Because, you know, if it is anything like a corrcect answer you are doing a rather poor job of it, mate.
1	de blasio courts iowa voters by winning 'largest candidate' at polk county fair
0	little kid dreams the impossible dream, tries to whistle
1	couple just wants small ceremony in public park with close friends and shirtless stranger hanging around tree
1	report: 1 in 5 air ducts contains person looking, listening in on you
0	the overlooked way that companies can make workers more loyal
1	fcc chair unveils premium comment line to fast-track net neutrality complaints for $49.99 per month
1	report: overseas sweatshops hurting u.s. sweatshops
0	Actually, Peeling and others on this thread have proven you and Cash to be utterly wrong. The fact you don't recognize this is irrelevant.
1	second-grader likes to save purple pills for last
0	Walking-fish: What I'd like to know is where this specimen fits in with the following lineage: Eusthenopteron -> Panderichthyes -> Acanthostega -> Ichthyostega. Can anyone elaborate on this?

0

it's not you, it's me: are your behaviors holding you back?

0

You did when you talked about someone loving objects, or a mokey, etc.

0

an open letter to white supremacists from former owner of biggest racist record label

1

man hoping girlfriend doesn't notice valentine's day gift came from gas station

1

report: average american walks less than one mile each year with pants around ankles

1

fivethirtyeight staff finds hundreds of nate silvers representing every voting demographic in america after disastrous aggregator explosion

0

And as I said, Herbert Spencer's ideas predate Darwin's. Meanwhile, Dawkins writings on religion are irrelevant to whether evolution is good biology.

1

area man tired of making excuses for rapist friend

1

man actually shouting at other man to get jennifer aniston romantic comedy made

1

burger king unveils new low-fat cashier

1

wayne lapierre accidentally blows hand off during cpac speech

0

the norwegian curling team should win gold for their pants

1

toddler chokes to death on plastic taiwanese-made toy

0

democrats should focus scotus fight on gorsuch's backing of big donors

0

un rebukes trump's jerusalem move in overwhelming vote

1

badass churchgoer doesn't even have to look at hymnal

1

mueller reveals russia investigation just elaborate sting to nail clinton child sex-slavery ring

1

local band attempts to track down mysterious visitor to its website

1

gop completely fixes economy by canceling funding for npr

0

what 'real men' really want to do

0

this photo of mark zuckerberg's closet offers a lesson for working parents

0

And THAT'S why we have these things called judges - so they can rule such things to be unconstitutional. And yet, for some reason, you and your fellow anti-gay people are always complaining about judges doing just that.

0

floating library proves books should be shared in improbable places

0

second saturday staten island art walk

0

Life evolved over billions of years rather than being created in a few days.

0

donald trump flat out lies about his reaction to charlottesville

1

library of congress adds 'no sleep 'til hammersmith' to national motörhead registry

1

dog can't believe owner left on fucking msnbc to keep it company while she at work

0

6 older celebs who stole the show at the golden globes

1

coast guard going to let stranded yacht owner sweat it out little more

1

trump demands william barr prove loyalty by putting gun in mouth, pulling trigger

1

That's military snipers, not for what passes for elite police in the land of the fruits and nuts. SEALS, Marines and Army for the most part.

0

scientists get first-ever glimpse of elusive mineral

0

So? In your religion's view, everyone sins. Their sin is no greater or more unforgiveable than yours.

1

rob porter apologizes for falsifying number of wives he beat on white house resume

1

u.s. census announces those people will be majority by 2043

0

Because you know the peer review process is biased. Anything submitted for peer review with a recognizable name like Dembski or Behe will be automatically rejected before the first word is read. The scientific community's problems are just that big.

0

ava duvernay on women and minorities breaking into hollywood: 'follow the white guys'

1

physically fit, emotionally stable kim jong-un addresses un after finally getting nuclear ambitions out of system

0

So what is your point? Are you claiming that the tenets of christianity are in doubt because the several thousand denominations hold contradictory views? Science proceeds by challenges and contradictions. Contradiction in science is not evidence of doubt but evidence of a field of advance. In religion, it is without question, a matter of the veracity of the ultimate truth. Which of the thousands of christian faiths hold the truth?

0

a manners lesson for donald trump about the stars and stripes

0

twitter rips hillary-bashing susan sarandon for women-unite speech at golden globes

0

ruth bader ginsburg says she never should've waded into colin kaepernick controversy

1

pacific ocean quarantined after contact with carnival cruise ship

1

billy joel has billy joel's disease

0

court rules 'cannibal cop' can fantasize about whatever he wants

0

kourtney kardashian and scott disick don't know how to quit each other

1

In the United States about 12 to 20 new religions pop up every year. Some start out with the "funny books". :p

1

auction won by crab with $20 stuck in claw

1

study finds 68% of americans unprepared for sudden financial stability

1

all the cheapest items on wedding registry already purchased

1

tempurapedic unveils new line of extra-crispy, deep-fried mattresses

0

heidi klum stops talking trump for 'box of lies' with jimmy fallon

0

d-wade, udonis haslem, and lebron opt out

0

middle (st)age never stop learning

1

nation's sports fans demand to spend $21.99 on something

0

What Is a Human Person and Who Counts as a Human Person?: A Crucial Question for Bioethics by Prof. William E. MayThere is also an extremely academic school of thought which views the human person in terms of the ego in all its derivations. I cannot hope to summarize what this is all about, please refer to:Philosophical Critiques: The Human Person - 3 One could also consider the social development of an infant, inasmuch as humans are, in most cases, very social animals.According to primatologist Sarah Blaffer Hrdy, the human species is specifically developed to be part of a social system and a newborn infant comes ready made to push all the buttons of the system:

1

area man urinating like it's the best thing ever to happen to him

1

jennifer aniston engaged to guy who frankly will never replace brad

1

everyone in sporting goods store looking for something to get on stepson's good side

0

she may have difficulty catching up with that." You aren't helping your cause with statements like this.In logical debate, your claims are considered to be false until proven true, not the other way around.Nobody can disprove the existence of god, but that is not proof of god's existence.

1

report: more television viewers becoming desensitized to drama

1

area woman said 'sorry' 118 times yesterday

0

stacy ruiz's gps guide for believing in yourself

1

new report finds humanity 10 years away from something called ash age

0

watch dirt bikers get a bit too close to nature

1

charity notes even one dollar can help a needy child but you'd have to be a dick to give that little

0

most hillary clinton voters think the allegations against bill clinton are credible

0

trumpcare and the gop: legislating cruelty

1

south korean president eats full, balanced meal in show of strength against north

0

read live updates from the vice presidential debate

1

budget cuts force british government to shut down mysterious seaside village

1

political scientists baffled by trump's ability to end something he had no control over just days ago

1

baby crow's first word 'caw'

0

how to replace your self-doubt with unshakeable confidence

1

gop leaders celebrate decisive win over americans

0

all the women i have been

1

waters tested as 12-year-old says 'shit' in front of mom for first time

1

They do provide many more services than providing abortions :P

0

these timelapses of america's fastest-growing cities will make your jaw drop

1

rapper not entirely sure who else is on this track

1

study finds people on dates know within 30 seconds if other person is newt gingrich

0

I think an open mind is the best thing to have when it comes to theories. I think there is some truth in everything.

1

amazon reaches 1 trillion labor violations

0

authors are rallying to preserve langston hughes' harlem home

0

meet 10 inspiring people over 50 giving back to the world

1

Yes, prove it by science. I don't want you to keep reverting to word games/sophistry; philosophical arguments. You must prove it by science. Show me the scientific experiment that proves it. I've asked you a number of times, and every time you've failed to do so.

1

nation's drunk strangers announce plans to agree with anything one another says

1

shaven, cologned grandpa heads into town to rake in d-day pussy

1

What, pray, is a real answer? Because, you know, if it is anything like a corrcect answer you are doing a rather poor job of it, mate.

1

de blasio courts iowa voters by winning 'largest candidate' at polk county fair

0

little kid dreams the impossible dream, tries to whistle

1

couple just wants small ceremony in public park with close friends and shirtless stranger hanging around tree

1

report: 1 in 5 air ducts contains person looking, listening in on you

0

the overlooked way that companies can make workers more loyal

1

fcc chair unveils premium comment line to fast-track net neutrality complaints for $49.99 per month

1

report: overseas sweatshops hurting u.s. sweatshops

0

Actually, Peeling and others on this thread have proven you and Cash to be utterly wrong. The fact you don't recognize this is irrelevant.

1

second-grader likes to save purple pills for last

0

Walking-fish: What I'd like to know is where this specimen fits in with the following lineage: Eusthenopteron -> Panderichthyes -> Acanthostega -> Ichthyostega. Can anyone elaborate on this?