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0	hate trump? just wait until 2020.
0	this organization is helping women of color thrive in the communications field
1	area woman loses respect earned since last st. patrick's day
1	I see! So God is like an abusive parent. "I love you! Do what I say! No, I'm not going to give you a reason!" <slap> "I still love you!" What a temper God has! Maybe he needs anger management.
1	nation delighted by rich ass who fires people
0	poll signals trouble for gop in blockading supreme court
0	this is what it's really like out there for female superheroes
1	woman apologizes to therapist for monopolizing conversation
0	senate bill may answer a decades-old request
0	women's group uses drones to deliver abortion pills
1	new memoir reveals navy seal bounced a few book ideas off bin laden before killing him
1	employee leaving company unsure how to break it to coworkers who don't really care whether he lives or dies
1	That is so stupid and simple minded. This is why I have come to believe that the left is really brain damaged. They just can't help themselves.
0	you won't be seeing any gallup polls this primary season
0	when sex work pays your tuition
0	12 juicy berry recipes that taste like summer
0	sick dog who was to be euthanized gets diagnosed just in time
0	texas puts an 'undue burden' on women's choice, abortion clinics tell supreme court
1	chinese government asks entire nation to pose while millions of surveillance cameras take photographs
1	anonymous source: 'i'm a cowardly snitch'
0	these religions were born in the u.s.a.
0	resist, recruit, train and sustain
1	Of course there is a point, you know as well as daewoo that the bot stuff is utter bull. but feel free to make a spectacle of yourself. So why don't you now support your assertion out by my co-signer status?
0	Since when does the fate get decided by the victim? A woman could be said to have a biased opinion on it because she is an involved party. Even so, I take the stand that no one has any authority over the other to make that decision.
1	sources: c'mon, just give us the goddamn pulitzer already
0	cnn panel gets in tense battle over caitlyn jenner
1	white sprinter finishes fifth
0	house intelligence chair attempts to clean up mess after alleging trump team was spied on
1	high school band teacher spends 85% of rehearsal hammering in dress code for holiday concert
1	guilt-ridden stacey abrams wondering when she should tell democrats that she lost her election
1	gay rights leader lookin' good
1	limbaugh says drug addiction a remnant of clinton administration
0	conan o'brien receives rough reception in haiti, because of donald trump
0	I never said they would actually follow it all the time. I said that most would incorporate it (referring to a world morality). Just because they would accept it doesn't mean they would follow it. Maybe you should stop trying to tear down your little strawmen.
1	jaded seismologist can no longer feel anything under 7.0 on richter scale
0	There are precious few areas on the planet that have not been explored. Those that haven't would not support the kinds of life we are talking about. There is no evidence of any interim species of apes and humans. Not one shred. Those items in the fossil record that are claimed as possibles are only possibles, are dubious at best, and are extremely rare. A recent study also showed that most characteristics of supposed alternate species of hominids were well within the variation seen in current homo sapiens. The point I was making is that if they existed we would see them.
1	virgin mary night-light stares accusingly as christian teen masturbates
0	uber ceo travis kalanick and his dad open up on life, love and dropping out of school
0	how to become a person of influence
0	lights go on part xx: grateful
1	college graduate accepts position above parents' garage
1	report: distracted driving results in more than 5,000 unfinished texts each year
0	paul rand: the father of graphic design at the museum of the city of new york
1	trump: 'there is hatred on both sides of my heart'
1	See, this is the same logic used by the slaver owners. If one believes slavery is wrong then what right does he have to impose that on someone else?
0	these two words are stealing your freedom
1	gifted, passionate student really stretching limits of school's resources
1	school of the arts aims to transform boys and girls into insufferable young men and women
1	congress raises killing age to 19
1	mccain tucks extra neck skin into collar
1	Name them. Real contemporary people who testified about a real superman. And don't forget to identify the time period and where they lived and their written historical accounts.
1	street-smart teen dies in library
0	why i'll happily pay for tidal
1	justice department: 'want to see a dead body?'
1	30-million-year-old species worried it doesn't have another evolution in it
1	** And you have no idea of what you are talking about. "Vary-Select-Inherit" makes a good bumper-sticker, but is otherwise meaningless.
0	young afghans returning from europe face isolation and fear back home
0	internet reminds donald trump his signature collection is made in mexico
0	cia torture's immeasurable damage to u.s. global leadership
0	north korea claims it's planning to fire missiles near guam
1	space under boardroom table a complex web of feet massaging various genitals
0	6 dreamers sue trump administration over daca decision
1	obama visits south-carolina-ravaged south carolina
0	top 10 places spring is in bloom
1	u.s. secretary of beer: 'woooo!'
0	alec and hilaria baldwin's pregnancy announcement is adorable
0	the weird thing gop candidates are doing when they get called out on lies
0	adventures in instructional coaching: it's time to teach
0	immigration activists say deportation raids could send families to their deaths
1	man with new generator hoping for power outage
1	fda: lucky charms no longer part of complete breakfast
1	more elderly americans keeping active by maintaining control of senate
0	sea lion yanks man off boat in effort to snatch fish
1	classically trained actor can talk on cue
0	how to overcome social comparison
0	how art therapy helps you de-stress (even if you don't think you need it)
0	the abcs of parenting today, with a hipster twist
1	steve vai impresses the hell out of neighborhood kids
1	retreating clinton campaign torches iowa town to slow advance of sanders volunteers
0	nfl referee ed hochuli denies cam newton's ageism allegations
1	bouncer who's not that big must be fucking crazy
1	jamie crying
0	this school is all about diversity. not!
0	baylor football coach ignoring 'culture problem' despite sex abuse
0	So? The point was that people who support gun control are not necessarily communists.
0	james blake says cop who slammed him 'doesn't deserve' to have badge
1	karzai vows to crack down on self
0	chris christie suggests hillary clinton was to blame for boko haram's kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls
1	I sincerely doubt any of that happened. If so you would have links. Yea we know you are cyber brave to the point of heroine status. You are a troll pure and simple.
1	Yep, but those "mixed views" are slanted way left of center. A good offense always beats a good defense :) My guess is you are not very mature nor old? You out of high school yet?
0	i'm bi. it took me 21 years to come out of the closet and say it.
0	i thought mediums were frauds until i met one who knew things she couldn't have known
0	donald trump compares trade deal to rape
1	bag of potatoes desperately searching for dirt
1	dip good
0	celebration and destruction
1	breaking: cousin mark coming after all
1	Tell us Brady, does the information that While Males ratified the 13th and 14th put a twist in your knickers? emoticonXSmilie
1	kid who mowed white house lawn to flip on trump
0	why the new york times is naming names in national security stories

0

hate trump? just wait until 2020.

0

this organization is helping women of color thrive in the communications field

1

area woman loses respect earned since last st. patrick's day

1

I see! So God is like an abusive parent. "I love you! Do what I say! No, I'm not going to give you a reason!" <slap> "I still love you!" What a temper God has! Maybe he needs anger management.

1

nation delighted by rich ass who fires people

0

poll signals trouble for gop in blockading supreme court

0

this is what it's really like out there for female superheroes

1

woman apologizes to therapist for monopolizing conversation

0

senate bill may answer a decades-old request

0

women's group uses drones to deliver abortion pills

1

new memoir reveals navy seal bounced a few book ideas off bin laden before killing him

1

employee leaving company unsure how to break it to coworkers who don't really care whether he lives or dies

1

That is so stupid and simple minded. This is why I have come to believe that the left is really brain damaged. They just can't help themselves.

0

you won't be seeing any gallup polls this primary season

0

when sex work pays your tuition

0

12 juicy berry recipes that taste like summer

0

sick dog who was to be euthanized gets diagnosed just in time

0

texas puts an 'undue burden' on women's choice, abortion clinics tell supreme court

1

chinese government asks entire nation to pose while millions of surveillance cameras take photographs

1

anonymous source: 'i'm a cowardly snitch'

0

these religions were born in the u.s.a.

0

resist, recruit, train and sustain

1

Of course there is a point, you know as well as daewoo that the bot stuff is utter bull. but feel free to make a spectacle of yourself. So why don't you now support your assertion out by my co-signer status?

0

Since when does the fate get decided by the victim? A woman could be said to have a biased opinion on it because she is an involved party. Even so, I take the stand that no one has any authority over the other to make that decision.

1

sources: c'mon, just give us the goddamn pulitzer already

0

cnn panel gets in tense battle over caitlyn jenner

1

white sprinter finishes fifth

0

house intelligence chair attempts to clean up mess after alleging trump team was spied on

1

high school band teacher spends 85% of rehearsal hammering in dress code for holiday concert

1

guilt-ridden stacey abrams wondering when she should tell democrats that she lost her election

1

gay rights leader lookin' good

1

limbaugh says drug addiction a remnant of clinton administration

0

conan o'brien receives rough reception in haiti, because of donald trump

0

I never said they would actually follow it all the time. I said that most would incorporate it (referring to a world morality). Just because they would accept it doesn't mean they would follow it. Maybe you should stop trying to tear down your little strawmen.

1

jaded seismologist can no longer feel anything under 7.0 on richter scale

0

There are precious few areas on the planet that have not been explored. Those that haven't would not support the kinds of life we are talking about. There is no evidence of any interim species of apes and humans. Not one shred. Those items in the fossil record that are claimed as possibles are only possibles, are dubious at best, and are extremely rare. A recent study also showed that most characteristics of supposed alternate species of hominids were well within the variation seen in current homo sapiens. The point I was making is that if they existed we would see them.

1

virgin mary night-light stares accusingly as christian teen masturbates

0

uber ceo travis kalanick and his dad open up on life, love and dropping out of school

0

how to become a person of influence

0

lights go on part xx: grateful

1

college graduate accepts position above parents' garage

1

report: distracted driving results in more than 5,000 unfinished texts each year

0

paul rand: the father of graphic design at the museum of the city of new york

1

trump: 'there is hatred on both sides of my heart'

1

See, this is the same logic used by the slaver owners. If one believes slavery is wrong then what right does he have to impose that on someone else?

0

these two words are stealing your freedom

1

gifted, passionate student really stretching limits of school's resources

1

school of the arts aims to transform boys and girls into insufferable young men and women

1

congress raises killing age to 19

1

mccain tucks extra neck skin into collar

1

Name them. Real contemporary people who testified about a real superman. And don't forget to identify the time period and where they lived and their written historical accounts.

1

street-smart teen dies in library

0

why i'll happily pay for tidal

1

justice department: 'want to see a dead body?'

1

30-million-year-old species worried it doesn't have another evolution in it

1

** And you have no idea of what you are talking about. "Vary-Select-Inherit" makes a good bumper-sticker, but is otherwise meaningless.

0

young afghans returning from europe face isolation and fear back home

0

internet reminds donald trump his signature collection is made in mexico

0

cia torture's immeasurable damage to u.s. global leadership

0

north korea claims it's planning to fire missiles near guam

1

space under boardroom table a complex web of feet massaging various genitals

0

6 dreamers sue trump administration over daca decision

1

obama visits south-carolina-ravaged south carolina

0

top 10 places spring is in bloom

1

u.s. secretary of beer: 'woooo!'

0

alec and hilaria baldwin's pregnancy announcement is adorable

0

the weird thing gop candidates are doing when they get called out on lies

0

adventures in instructional coaching: it's time to teach

0

immigration activists say deportation raids could send families to their deaths

1

man with new generator hoping for power outage

1

fda: lucky charms no longer part of complete breakfast

1

more elderly americans keeping active by maintaining control of senate

0

sea lion yanks man off boat in effort to snatch fish

1

classically trained actor can talk on cue

0

how to overcome social comparison

0

how art therapy helps you de-stress (even if you don't think you need it)

0

the abcs of parenting today, with a hipster twist

1

steve vai impresses the hell out of neighborhood kids

1

retreating clinton campaign torches iowa town to slow advance of sanders volunteers

0

nfl referee ed hochuli denies cam newton's ageism allegations

1

bouncer who's not that big must be fucking crazy

1

jamie crying

0

this school is all about diversity. not!

0

baylor football coach ignoring 'culture problem' despite sex abuse

0

So? The point was that people who support gun control are not necessarily communists.

0

james blake says cop who slammed him 'doesn't deserve' to have badge

1

karzai vows to crack down on self

0

chris christie suggests hillary clinton was to blame for boko haram's kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls

1

I sincerely doubt any of that happened. If so you would have links. Yea we know you are cyber brave to the point of heroine status. You are a troll pure and simple.

1

Yep, but those "mixed views" are slanted way left of center. A good offense always beats a good defense :) My guess is you are not very mature nor old? You out of high school yet?

0

i'm bi. it took me 21 years to come out of the closet and say it.

0

i thought mediums were frauds until i met one who knew things she couldn't have known

0

donald trump compares trade deal to rape

1

bag of potatoes desperately searching for dirt

1

dip good

0

celebration and destruction

1

breaking: cousin mark coming after all

1

Tell us Brady, does the information that While Males ratified the 13th and 14th put a twist in your knickers? emoticonXSmilie

1

kid who mowed white house lawn to flip on trump

0

why the new york times is naming names in national security stories