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1	So then will you go the way on liberty (repeal stoopid laws) or tyranny (enact more unconstitutional laws)?
1	nbc announces fall cancellation lineup
0	jason derulo accuses american airlines of 'racial discrimination' after luggage dispute
0	4 super easy ways to keep cyber criminals out of your life
0	Mach, your ability to make the wrong argument on the wrong post continues. I ask a question of this person, you reply not to them, but to me, and with ad hominem, and a 'just-so' statement.
0	spring skiing in southern vermont
0	Know of them, no, since I haven't studied any of it, however, typing in "cave drawing" at wikipedia brought this up, I suggest you take a look. Cave painting
1	god announces plans to slowly wean humans off religion
1	Now I understand why some women want abortions... Would you fit in a towsack goober?
1	Yet, apparently, according to Easyrider and Bassman, Howard is not a "True Christian". Funny how that goes?
1	kid with cancer hopes to realize dream of meeting competent oncologist
0	You think open carrying of loaded handguns in public will become fashionable in CA? I think if anyone took to this they'd find themselves asked to leave establishments routinely.
0	panthers donate $10,000 to each family of charleston shooting victims
0	joe biden tries to tamp down house dems' anger over deportation raids
0	image vs. substance in your self-made journey
0	You don't consider yourself anymore advanced than animals? Not seperated specially in anyway? If humans are nothing but animals, than you have to question your own views and morals. For if we are just animals, than we have no cause or goals. You may as well kill yourself right now. Please re-think this idea you have. I understand from your posts that you have a hard emotional problem, and I would urge you to please try and answer yourself those questions. You're views on this issue are built on hate, and annoyance. What morals do you have to support these views other than - You don't like it. -?
1	study exposes risks of conducting research while driving
0	ashley graham is done with the 'too fat, too thin' debate
0	Got evidence to back that up?? I'm not sure how a stoner's worse than an alcoholic really. -Wez
1	trip to bar gives friends opportunity to sit around, do nothing in different place
0	But faith is not religion. Religion is the expression of belief in a god or higher being or power of the supernatural.As an agnositc I think that both theists and atheists are wrong since it is impossible to know for sure wheither a god exists or not while one is still alive.
1	ex-girlfriend's last electric-bill check remains uncashed in area man's wallet
1	man and woman get drunk, blow $30,000 in one night
1	mongol hordes sack u.s.
0	tennessee judge upholds state's lethal injection process
1	tv viewer relates to totally unbelievable character that could never exist in reality
0	washington players celebrate on the field with simulated 'stop and frisk'
1	mister rogers' neighborhood gerrymandered to serve king friday's make-believe agenda
0	That seems unlikely. He gets banned everywhere he goes with his multiple names. He's not very good at hiding his identity and not very good at controlling his temper when dealing with the sort of creation believing XXXXXX that you get frequenting these boards (I can't say I blame him on the latter point).Look around the web though and you will find him elsewhere...
1	nytimes.com's plan to charge people money for consuming goods, services called bold business move
0	Sounds like lots of arbitrary statements. Your assuming things to be true, and attacking the person not the argument.
0	how police failed to stop a former nfl star's rape spree
0	Actually the room, straps, and table are all multi-use. And the drugs only cost Texas $86.08 per execution as of 2002.
1	check it out: deer
0	Cahuella,The Crusades (for the most part) were a justified reaction to Muslim aggression. If you would like to see a recent discussion of this then go to the "Compromise" thread on this forum and see what Simone and I discussed.As to the sperm and egg being a thing very similar to a fertilized egg..I think that may be a bit of a simplification.As to the Church making fair decisions, I believe it does. That's why it distinguishes an order of morality with degrees of goodness and badness. That's why a war may be permissable but an abortion is not.Parcum, glad to see you back. I was wondering where you had gone.
0	bryan bishop talks outvets in boston's st. patrick's day parade and more (audio)
1	man going to take edge off with decades-long slide into alcoholism
0	Actually, Galileo wasn't killed. He was sentenced to house arrest. And his sin was in declaring that the earth moved since the Bible states that the earth doesn't move.
0	most recommended marketing tools by pro bloggers
1	nutella briefly entertained as lubricant
0	Yes. The US Constitution is secularist, but it's not atheistic.
1	beyonce releases teaser foot ahead of birth of twins
1	10-month-old pug worried upon reaching age when father developed debilitating breathing problems
1	report: christ, someone actually brought their kid to this
0	how to be grateful (and stop acting like a frustrated toddler)
0	msnbc head pledges to boost diversity after cinco de mayo disaster
0	activist puts two vampire bats in his mouth ... because?
0	No. Unless you wish to actually undertake the study of the relevant science, that's what you need to do. Creationists do the same thing. the problem is that creationists tend to accept the word of those who aren't any more educated than they are. Thus, a creationist will accept Hovind's dust on the moon argument or his shrinking sun argument as "proof" of a young earth.
0	stop what you're doing and watch chuck schumer bust a move
0	touching video shows what it's really like to raise grandkids
0	this election decides our future for a generation
0	most americans can't afford a minor emergency
0	10 things i learned about ucsf benioff children's hospital oakland
0	he's baaaaack!
0	revisiting the iran deal
0	parents peeved their kids' hatchimals are cursing up a storm
1	audubon society reveal they've only seen, like, 3 birds
1	Quit using movie stars. After Kerry lost, a lot of them got a bad rap and are generally annoying. You're better off corrupting politicians, like that would be hard anyway.
0	el chapo pleads not guilty to drug charges
1	area woman lovingly lint rolling cardigan as if tending to prized stallion
0	crayola unveils true-blue crayon, and you get the chance to name it
0	climate change: 2014 hottest yet, oceans threatened, solar trees, and more!
1	local dullard opts for vocational school
1	report: 98 percent of americans afraid of 98 percent of americans
1	high school suspends hunky student for wearing shirt
1	girlfriend dumped after forwarding stupid link
1	obama returns from india with these gross candies for everyone
1	study: 90% of workplace injuries caused by bare-knuckle boxing
1	new evidence suggests last ice age caused by earth floating into extremely chilly part of galaxy
1	Wow, I really had a great laugh...thank you! Then I stopped and remembered that some people actually feel this way. Now I'm getting angry. Must be my hormones, no other explanation for it! :p
0	obama considering appointing an ebola 'czar' to lead u.s. effort
0	Because specific species of horses only exist at certain periods in the geological record. Every so often, a new species that looks very, very similar, but with some distinct characteristics appears where the previous one use to in the geological record. Also, off the one of the coasts of either Ireland or England, there are sheer cliffs. In these cliffs you are able to see evolutionary development of shellfish for basically a billion years as you go from the top to the bottom.
1	wayne lapierre goes on harpooning spree to prove some sort of point
0	the swimsuit guide no woman should have to read
0	national defense strategy
1	beijing fire department extinguishes massive five-alarm burning cloud of smog
0	Because, when each is in its natural habitat, they are reproductively isolated.
1	perfect gentleman does not assault drunk woman
1	How many suicide bombers have you herard of wearing a cross? You're assertion is absurd...as usual.
1	gerrymandering mishap leaves nation without any borders whatsoever
0	colombia's 52-year war is officially over as new peace deal passes
1	sound of children's laughter music to disney focus-group leader's ears
1	pool noodle has another season in her
0	new web series aims to tell stories of love, addiction and healing
0	jyothi rao: on threads of authenticity
1	area grasshopper kind of a thorax man himself
0	make every democratic senator filibuster gorsuch
0	Yes California is following European socialism. Just like socialist Europe, they are going broke. Socialism depends on large income taxes to fund social programs. Try the same taxes here in the USA and people will get thier guns and shoot all the politicians trying to tax them. Remember this country was born over a fight over taxes.
0	universal health coverage: a smart investment
0	donald trump voices support for sisi amid human rights crackdown
0	rubio's path to an outright win has vanished
0	conservative pundit s.e. cupp hits trump white house right in the balls
1	'planet earth' pa still trying to get release forms from every bird in serengeti
0	the 'roseanne' revival catches up to our thorny political mood, for better and worse
1	john kelly struggles to maintain believable trump impression during phone calls with parkland survivors
1	single woman would love to hear them call her lonely now that she has basil plant
1	sun-dried sparrow carcass washed away with hose
1	of course she is trolling, how many posting of hers you have to read to realize that? she doesn't want to admit what she knows it's true so she is making fun of it. making fun of it won't cool the Earth. :) I suppose that had she been aboard the Titanic she would have denied it was sinking and kept on dancing until she was in the water.
1	report: well, here we go
1	woman pays full price for carpet during one-day-only non-sale

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So then will you go the way on liberty (repeal stoopid laws) or tyranny (enact more unconstitutional laws)?

1

nbc announces fall cancellation lineup

0

jason derulo accuses american airlines of 'racial discrimination' after luggage dispute

0

4 super easy ways to keep cyber criminals out of your life

0

Mach, your ability to make the wrong argument on the wrong post continues. I ask a question of this person, you reply not to them, but to me, and with ad hominem, and a 'just-so' statement.

0

spring skiing in southern vermont

0

Know of them, no, since I haven't studied any of it, however, typing in "cave drawing" at wikipedia brought this up, I suggest you take a look. Cave painting

1

god announces plans to slowly wean humans off religion

1

Now I understand why some women want abortions... Would you fit in a towsack goober?

1

Yet, apparently, according to Easyrider and Bassman, Howard is not a "True Christian". Funny how that goes?

1

kid with cancer hopes to realize dream of meeting competent oncologist

0

You think open carrying of loaded handguns in public will become fashionable in CA? I think if anyone took to this they'd find themselves asked to leave establishments routinely.

0

panthers donate $10,000 to each family of charleston shooting victims

0

joe biden tries to tamp down house dems' anger over deportation raids

0

image vs. substance in your self-made journey

0

You don't consider yourself anymore advanced than animals? Not seperated specially in anyway? If humans are nothing but animals, than you have to question your own views and morals. For if we are just animals, than we have no cause or goals. You may as well kill yourself right now. Please re-think this idea you have. I understand from your posts that you have a hard emotional problem, and I would urge you to please try and answer yourself those questions. You're views on this issue are built on hate, and annoyance. What morals do you have to support these views other than - You don't like it. -?

1

study exposes risks of conducting research while driving

0

ashley graham is done with the 'too fat, too thin' debate

0

Got evidence to back that up?? I'm not sure how a stoner's worse than an alcoholic really. -Wez

1

trip to bar gives friends opportunity to sit around, do nothing in different place

0

But faith is not religion. Religion is the expression of belief in a god or higher being or power of the supernatural.As an agnositc I think that both theists and atheists are wrong since it is impossible to know for sure wheither a god exists or not while one is still alive.

1

ex-girlfriend's last electric-bill check remains uncashed in area man's wallet

1

man and woman get drunk, blow $30,000 in one night

1

mongol hordes sack u.s.

0

tennessee judge upholds state's lethal injection process

1

tv viewer relates to totally unbelievable character that could never exist in reality

0

washington players celebrate on the field with simulated 'stop and frisk'

1

mister rogers' neighborhood gerrymandered to serve king friday's make-believe agenda

0

That seems unlikely. He gets banned everywhere he goes with his multiple names. He's not very good at hiding his identity and not very good at controlling his temper when dealing with the sort of creation believing XXXXXX that you get frequenting these boards (I can't say I blame him on the latter point).Look around the web though and you will find him elsewhere...

1

nytimes.com's plan to charge people money for consuming goods, services called bold business move

0

Sounds like lots of arbitrary statements. Your assuming things to be true, and attacking the person not the argument.

0

how police failed to stop a former nfl star's rape spree

0

Actually the room, straps, and table are all multi-use. And the drugs only cost Texas $86.08 per execution as of 2002.

1

check it out: deer

0

Cahuella,The Crusades (for the most part) were a justified reaction to Muslim aggression. If you would like to see a recent discussion of this then go to the "Compromise" thread on this forum and see what Simone and I discussed.As to the sperm and egg being a thing very similar to a fertilized egg..I think that may be a bit of a simplification.As to the Church making fair decisions, I believe it does. That's why it distinguishes an order of morality with degrees of goodness and badness. That's why a war may be permissable but an abortion is not.Parcum, glad to see you back. I was wondering where you had gone.

0

bryan bishop talks outvets in boston's st. patrick's day parade and more (audio)

1

man going to take edge off with decades-long slide into alcoholism

0

Actually, Galileo wasn't killed. He was sentenced to house arrest. And his sin was in declaring that the earth moved since the Bible states that the earth doesn't move.

0

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1

nutella briefly entertained as lubricant

0

Yes. The US Constitution is secularist, but it's not atheistic.

1

beyonce releases teaser foot ahead of birth of twins

1

10-month-old pug worried upon reaching age when father developed debilitating breathing problems

1

report: christ, someone actually brought their kid to this

0

how to be grateful (and stop acting like a frustrated toddler)

0

msnbc head pledges to boost diversity after cinco de mayo disaster

0

activist puts two vampire bats in his mouth ... because?

0

No. Unless you wish to actually undertake the study of the relevant science, that's what you need to do. Creationists do the same thing. the problem is that creationists tend to accept the word of those who aren't any more educated than they are. Thus, a creationist will accept Hovind's dust on the moon argument or his shrinking sun argument as "proof" of a young earth.

0

stop what you're doing and watch chuck schumer bust a move

0

touching video shows what it's really like to raise grandkids

0

this election decides our future for a generation

0

most americans can't afford a minor emergency

0

10 things i learned about ucsf benioff children's hospital oakland

0

he's baaaaack!

0

revisiting the iran deal

0

parents peeved their kids' hatchimals are cursing up a storm

1

audubon society reveal they've only seen, like, 3 birds

1

Quit using movie stars. After Kerry lost, a lot of them got a bad rap and are generally annoying. You're better off corrupting politicians, like that would be hard anyway.

0

el chapo pleads not guilty to drug charges

1

area woman lovingly lint rolling cardigan as if tending to prized stallion

0

crayola unveils true-blue crayon, and you get the chance to name it

0

climate change: 2014 hottest yet, oceans threatened, solar trees, and more!

1

local dullard opts for vocational school

1

report: 98 percent of americans afraid of 98 percent of americans

1

high school suspends hunky student for wearing shirt

1

girlfriend dumped after forwarding stupid link

1

obama returns from india with these gross candies for everyone

1

study: 90% of workplace injuries caused by bare-knuckle boxing

1

new evidence suggests last ice age caused by earth floating into extremely chilly part of galaxy

1

Wow, I really had a great laugh...thank you! Then I stopped and remembered that some people actually feel this way. Now I'm getting angry. Must be my hormones, no other explanation for it! :p

0

obama considering appointing an ebola 'czar' to lead u.s. effort

0

Because specific species of horses only exist at certain periods in the geological record. Every so often, a new species that looks very, very similar, but with some distinct characteristics appears where the previous one use to in the geological record. Also, off the one of the coasts of either Ireland or England, there are sheer cliffs. In these cliffs you are able to see evolutionary development of shellfish for basically a billion years as you go from the top to the bottom.

1

wayne lapierre goes on harpooning spree to prove some sort of point

0

the swimsuit guide no woman should have to read

0

national defense strategy

1

beijing fire department extinguishes massive five-alarm burning cloud of smog

0

Because, when each is in its natural habitat, they are reproductively isolated.

1

perfect gentleman does not assault drunk woman

1

How many suicide bombers have you herard of wearing a cross? You're assertion is absurd...as usual.

1

gerrymandering mishap leaves nation without any borders whatsoever

0

colombia's 52-year war is officially over as new peace deal passes

1

sound of children's laughter music to disney focus-group leader's ears

1

pool noodle has another season in her

0

new web series aims to tell stories of love, addiction and healing

0

jyothi rao: on threads of authenticity

1

area grasshopper kind of a thorax man himself

0

make every democratic senator filibuster gorsuch

0

Yes California is following European socialism. Just like socialist Europe, they are going broke. Socialism depends on large income taxes to fund social programs. Try the same taxes here in the USA and people will get thier guns and shoot all the politicians trying to tax them. Remember this country was born over a fight over taxes.

0

universal health coverage: a smart investment

0

donald trump voices support for sisi amid human rights crackdown

0

rubio's path to an outright win has vanished

0

conservative pundit s.e. cupp hits trump white house right in the balls

1

'planet earth' pa still trying to get release forms from every bird in serengeti

0

the 'roseanne' revival catches up to our thorny political mood, for better and worse

1

john kelly struggles to maintain believable trump impression during phone calls with parkland survivors

1

single woman would love to hear them call her lonely now that she has basil plant

1

sun-dried sparrow carcass washed away with hose

1

of course she is trolling, how many posting of hers you have to read to realize that? she doesn't want to admit what she knows it's true so she is making fun of it. making fun of it won't cool the Earth. :) I suppose that had she been aboard the Titanic she would have denied it was sinking and kept on dancing until she was in the water.

1

report: well, here we go

1

woman pays full price for carpet during one-day-only non-sale