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1	area ladder never thought it would end up a bookcase
0	gop congressman may not vote for president at all
0	paul rudd celebrates kansas city royals' win by getting showered with beer
1	mia farrow: 'it's possible my son was fathered by frank sinatra, mario puzo, george mcgovern, robert altman, anthony perkins, milton berle, robert redford, michael caine, danny aiello, or bruce dern'
1	The whole religion is FAKE. Not just some shroud or a tortilla with the face of Mary on it. I thought the bible taught us not to worship idols anyways? And here comes EZ's idol gay sex zinger in 3...2..1... snore
0	2 democratic senators say neil gorsuch refused to meet with them
0	I think if Islamic fundamentalism shows us nothing else it's that...
0	Actually, I find it near impossible to discuss the second amendment without gun control advocates bringing up the third argument. Weak? Yes. Rare? No. In my opinion, all arguments in favor of gun control are weak.
1	raccoon crushed to death by garbage truck hits jackpot with reincarnation
0	russian roulette: taxpayers could be on the hook for trillions in oil derivatives
1	wal-mart greeter knows exactly how many blacks in store
0	actually they probably drifted much faster than that.....probably upon a pole reversal.
0	meet paddles, the most powerful cat in new zealand
1	sessions vows to protect all deeply held religious bigotry
1	police repeatedly shoot tim cook after mistaking iphone for gun
1	onion twitter password changed to onionman77
0	justice department sues to block at&t's merger with time warner
1	cat's whiskers a little much
1	nra says parkland students should be grateful for guns giving them such a memorable bonding experience
0	jemele hill honored as nabj's journalist of the year
0	17 sweet water toys and swim essentials
1	man planning to rub up against strangers wondering where train is already
1	mom just called to say hi and that she's very sad
1	I still do not understand what these people are demonstrating for or against. Are they demonstarting for being dropped in the middle of cancer treatement? Are they demonstrating for being denied coverage due to pre-existing condition? Are they demonstrating for increasing healthcare costs? Are they demonstrating for keeping 50 million people uninsured?
0	Wrong again. If she supported bans on all guns then why would she say "I know the sense of helplessness that people feel. I know the urge to arm yourself because that's what I did. I was trained in firearms. I'd walk to the hospital when my husband was sick. I carried a concealed weapon. I made the determination that if somebody was going to try to take me out, I was going to take them with me." Shes Jewish too so shes definitly not on Hitlers side.
1	Let me add a little extension to what you have accurately portrayed: or 'bring back the gallows and the guillotine:emoticonXSmilie
0	Bad, bad, bad. :( 1) Reducing meat consumption will create a change towards more agricultural farming which is more sustainable for humans and the environment.1) Some, perhaps all "Livestock feed" is actually edible for humans; GM maize is regularly consumed in the US and Mexico.2) One does not have to consume those foods as there are thousands of plant foods that can be eaten.
0	6 exercises that will transform your body
0	how to become a star
0	maybe firstly you should explain how god works? In what way does he manupilate matter in defience of the laws of physics, where does he dwell, how can we not observe such a being? And all the other questions of the supernatural. The theory of a god is actually a lot, lot more complicated than evolution as you have to explain how God works to get even basic science points.
1	borrowed cd slowly integrated into own collection
1	man confused by obscure down-ballot measure about deciding who his senator should be
0	Well, if they've re-established control in New Orleans(and it seems they have), then taking a gun away from someone carrying it on the street would be what the police normally do in any city. If they were taking it away from peoples' homes, and not letting them keep them, that would be over and above what they normally do. (I'm very pro-2nd Amendment, so don't get me wrong here. I'm just pointing out that taking guns away from people happens in every city every day)I also think that it's kind of disingenuous to complain about the military coming in--just a week ago everyone was criticizing the govt. for NOT sending in the military. Now people are criticizing them for doing it???
0	the making of 'alias grace,' a margaret atwood true-crime mystery
1	third desperate, unsolicited email to tenuous business contact should do the trick
1	new omnigrain cheerios made with every existing grain on earth
0	restrictive north carolina voting law is dead after supreme court refuses to review it
1	friendship blossoms into unrequited love
0	anne hathaway to moms: 'there is no shame in gaining weight during pregnancy'
1	botanist holding up entire salad bar
0	orangutan's horrific death underscores need for brands to use certified palm oil
0	what being 'pro-israel' should mean
0	how to prevent screen addiction in your young children
0	It's possible that Archaeopteryx is not a direct descendant of modern birds but it's certainly not far from the line and it shares both avian and therepodian characteristics.
0	years of living dangerously takes on climate denial, anti-science attacks on climate solutions
0	gunman in federal building shooting got 'raw deal': congressman
0	donald trump thinks north carolina got it wrong on anti-lgbt bathroom bill
0	bob corker accuses wolf blitzer of 'having a great time' pressing him about tax bill vote
0	aclu sues milwaukee over stop-and-frisk, widening challenge to police practice
0	girls charged in slender man attack will be tried as adults
1	dark, sinister underbelly of small suburban town turns out to just be heroin again
1	dc executive worried batgirl script not interesting enough to be movie, 3 more movies, 2028 reboot and 4 more movies
1	travel channel blows its 'bed and breakfasts of new england' wad
0	no more 'reconciliation' talk
1	charlize theron hired to ride struggling cleveland light rail system monday through friday
0	air france flight forced to land in kenya over bomb scare
0	kickstarter aims to give book on black boy joy to public schools
0	kam chancellor got the cops called on him for looking at a gym
1	visionary sports columnist asserts that muhammad ali's greatest fight wasn't in the ring
1	report: 79% of minority suspects receive miranda rights while unconscious
0	activists swarm congress members' offices to protest trump's 'swamp cabinet'
0	it's not getting any easier for women to become ceos
1	out-of-control scott walker injured after wildly careening between stances on immigration
0	korean 'fifty shades' parody has crazy twist you won't see coming
0	newsroom trends, journalism, media ethics and engagement in 2016
0	daddy yankee singing 'despacito' with cancer patient needs no translation
0	a game show winner on his biggest jackpot yet: a son
0	nervous flyer screwed by pals who secretly pack dildo in his bag (nsfw)
1	diners slightly unnerved that waitress didn't write down order
0	scooby-doo movie says being a size 8 is a curse
0	so you're hiring a consultant? -- a few do's and dont's
0	gladys knight sues to remove name from chicken and waffle restaurant
1	who warns against eating fish and keeping active following death of world's oldest woman
1	u.s. stock market soars after bernanke's reassuring comments about 'pacific rim'
1	opium-inspired ad executive composes epic tums jingle
1	blogger takes few moments every morning to decide whether to feel outraged, incensed, or shocked by day's news
0	this university is pledging free tuition to students displaced by harvey
0	trump's trade rhetoric is unhinged. his tariffs aren't.
1	mom scanning menu finds 'pan-seared diver scallops' faster than speed of light
1	babbling, grinning mitch mcconnell demands emts loading him on stretcher vote yes on healthcare bill
0	gentrification mockumentary asks you to please remember rich, white kids
0	back for a second season: hardwired 2.0
0	You know Brady, you've said a lot of stupid stuff over the years. I even remember finding a post of yours where you said all guns and gun owners should be registered, but sex offenders shouldn't be. This latest post of yours is just another senseless and stupid rambling of somebody that's so hateful and fearful of an inanimate object that it's impossible for him to function in our society and can barely handle his own needs.
0	take the Bible out of the context of God for a minute and \"have a squiz\" at it as a book of fiction you just borrowed from the library.Waxy" You never actually observe something happening the instant it is, and most of the time you are just observing effects that event caused. The actual time ago the event was is pretty much irrelevant other than the amount of data you can get - if given the results from an experiment done several hundred years ago (well beyond anyone's lifespan) does this mean that they are now automatically untrue?
1	trump: 'we will fight in afghanistan until victorious, or i change my mind, get distracted, look bad, or get bored'
1	towels across water park lounge chairs mark family's ironclad claim
1	meals on wheels volunteers deliver body chocolate, edible underwear to seniors shut in on valentine's day
1	house lawmakers brainstorming some good things to say about poor people before meeting pope francis
1	james holmes shows up to court wearing glasses with eyeballs dangling out on springs
1	Do try to keep up with yourself. People like you are always talking about how we need gun control laws in response to the crimes taking place. But you have absolutely no answer for what to do when said laws are violated.
1	Quite true. Top that with the adolescent mentality exhibited by SP and the boys and you've got yourself a reason to consider calling Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
0	hospitals are supposed to be for healing. in gaza, they're part of the war zone
0	scott baio wants donald trump to 'relentlessly attack' hillary clinton
1	lifelong dream no match for first brush with adversity
1	laura bush noisily devours infant
0	monday's morning email: what to expect from trump's afghanistan strategy
0	55 tips to lose the weight for good
1	great lover also great at slinking out
0	here's the real reason this so-called bernie bro cried at the dnc
1	overweight man receives 'lose weight fast' spam e-mail featuring his picture

1

area ladder never thought it would end up a bookcase

0

gop congressman may not vote for president at all

0

paul rudd celebrates kansas city royals' win by getting showered with beer

1

mia farrow: 'it's possible my son was fathered by frank sinatra, mario puzo, george mcgovern, robert altman, anthony perkins, milton berle, robert redford, michael caine, danny aiello, or bruce dern'

1

The whole religion is FAKE. Not just some shroud or a tortilla with the face of Mary on it. I thought the bible taught us not to worship idols anyways? And here comes EZ's idol gay sex zinger in 3...2..1... *snore*

0

2 democratic senators say neil gorsuch refused to meet with them

0

I think if Islamic fundamentalism shows us nothing else it's that...

0

Actually, I find it near impossible to discuss the second amendment without gun control advocates bringing up the third argument. Weak? Yes. Rare? No. In my opinion, all arguments in favor of gun control are weak.

1

raccoon crushed to death by garbage truck hits jackpot with reincarnation

0

russian roulette: taxpayers could be on the hook for trillions in oil derivatives

1

wal-mart greeter knows exactly how many blacks in store

0

actually they probably drifted much faster than that.....probably upon a pole reversal.

0

meet paddles, the most powerful cat in new zealand

1

sessions vows to protect all deeply held religious bigotry

1

police repeatedly shoot tim cook after mistaking iphone for gun

1

onion twitter password changed to onionman77

0

justice department sues to block at&t's merger with time warner

1

cat's whiskers a little much

1

nra says parkland students should be grateful for guns giving them such a memorable bonding experience

0

jemele hill honored as nabj's journalist of the year

0

17 sweet water toys and swim essentials

1

man planning to rub up against strangers wondering where train is already

1

mom just called to say hi and that she's very sad

1

I still do not understand what these people are demonstrating for or against. Are they demonstarting for being dropped in the middle of cancer treatement? Are they demonstrating for being denied coverage due to pre-existing condition? Are they demonstrating for increasing healthcare costs? Are they demonstrating for keeping 50 million people uninsured?

0

Wrong again. If she supported bans on all guns then why would she say "I know the sense of helplessness that people feel. I know the urge to arm yourself because that's what I did. I was trained in firearms. I'd walk to the hospital when my husband was sick. I carried a concealed weapon. I made the determination that if somebody was going to try to take me out, I was going to take them with me." Shes Jewish too so shes definitly not on Hitlers side.

1

Let me add a little extension to what you have accurately portrayed: or 'bring back the gallows and the guillotine:emoticonXSmilie

0

Bad, bad, bad. :( 1) Reducing meat consumption will create a change towards more agricultural farming which is more sustainable for humans and the environment.1) Some, perhaps all "Livestock feed" is actually edible for humans; GM maize is regularly consumed in the US and Mexico.2) One does not have to consume those foods as there are thousands of plant foods that can be eaten.

0

6 exercises that will transform your body

0

how to become a star

0

maybe firstly you should explain how god works? In what way does he manupilate matter in defience of the laws of physics, where does he dwell, how can we not observe such a being? And all the other questions of the supernatural. The theory of a god is actually a lot, lot more complicated than evolution as you have to explain *how* God works to get even basic science points.

1

borrowed cd slowly integrated into own collection

1

man confused by obscure down-ballot measure about deciding who his senator should be

0

Well, if they've re-established control in New Orleans(and it seems they have), then taking a gun away from someone carrying it on the street would be what the police normally do in any city. If they were taking it away from peoples' homes, and not letting them keep them, that would be over and above what they normally do. (I'm very pro-2nd Amendment, so don't get me wrong here. I'm just pointing out that taking guns away from people happens in every city every day)I also think that it's kind of disingenuous to complain about the military coming in--just a week ago everyone was criticizing the govt. for NOT sending in the military. Now people are criticizing them for doing it???

0

the making of 'alias grace,' a margaret atwood true-crime mystery

1

third desperate, unsolicited email to tenuous business contact should do the trick

1

new omnigrain cheerios made with every existing grain on earth

0

restrictive north carolina voting law is dead after supreme court refuses to review it

1

friendship blossoms into unrequited love

0

anne hathaway to moms: 'there is no shame in gaining weight during pregnancy'

1

botanist holding up entire salad bar

0

orangutan's horrific death underscores need for brands to use certified palm oil

0

what being 'pro-israel' should mean

0

how to prevent screen addiction in your young children

0

It's possible that Archaeopteryx is not a direct descendant of modern birds but it's certainly not far from the line and it shares both avian and therepodian characteristics.

0

years of living dangerously takes on climate denial, anti-science attacks on climate solutions

0

gunman in federal building shooting got 'raw deal': congressman

0

donald trump thinks north carolina got it wrong on anti-lgbt bathroom bill

0

bob corker accuses wolf blitzer of 'having a great time' pressing him about tax bill vote

0

aclu sues milwaukee over stop-and-frisk, widening challenge to police practice

0

girls charged in slender man attack will be tried as adults

1

dark, sinister underbelly of small suburban town turns out to just be heroin again

1

dc executive worried batgirl script not interesting enough to be movie, 3 more movies, 2028 reboot and 4 more movies

1

travel channel blows its 'bed and breakfasts of new england' wad

0

no more 'reconciliation' talk

1

charlize theron hired to ride struggling cleveland light rail system monday through friday

0

air france flight forced to land in kenya over bomb scare

0

kickstarter aims to give book on black boy joy to public schools

0

kam chancellor got the cops called on him for looking at a gym

1

visionary sports columnist asserts that muhammad ali's greatest fight wasn't in the ring

1

report: 79% of minority suspects receive miranda rights while unconscious

0

activists swarm congress members' offices to protest trump's 'swamp cabinet'

0

it's not getting any easier for women to become ceos

1

out-of-control scott walker injured after wildly careening between stances on immigration

0

korean 'fifty shades' parody has crazy twist you won't see coming

0

newsroom trends, journalism, media ethics and engagement in 2016

0

daddy yankee singing 'despacito' with cancer patient needs no translation

0

a game show winner on his biggest jackpot yet: a son

0

nervous flyer screwed by pals who secretly pack dildo in his bag (nsfw)

1

diners slightly unnerved that waitress didn't write down order

0

scooby-doo movie says being a size 8 is a curse

0

so you're hiring a consultant? -- a few do's and dont's

0

gladys knight sues to remove name from chicken and waffle restaurant

1

who warns against eating fish and keeping active following death of world's oldest woman

1

u.s. stock market soars after bernanke's reassuring comments about 'pacific rim'

1

opium-inspired ad executive composes epic tums jingle

1

blogger takes few moments every morning to decide whether to feel outraged, incensed, or shocked by day's news

0

this university is pledging free tuition to students displaced by harvey

0

trump's trade rhetoric is unhinged. his tariffs aren't.

1

mom scanning menu finds 'pan-seared diver scallops' faster than speed of light

1

babbling, grinning mitch mcconnell demands emts loading him on stretcher vote yes on healthcare bill

0

gentrification mockumentary asks you to please remember rich, white kids

0

back for a second season: hardwired 2.0

0

You know Brady, you've said a lot of stupid stuff over the years. I even remember finding a post of yours where you said all guns and gun owners should be registered, but sex offenders shouldn't be. This latest post of yours is just another senseless and stupid rambling of somebody that's so hateful and fearful of an inanimate object that it's impossible for him to function in our society and can barely handle his own needs.

0

take the Bible out of the context of God for a minute and \"have a squiz\" at it as a book of fiction you just borrowed from the library.Waxy" You never actually observe something happening the instant it is, and most of the time you are just observing effects that event caused. The actual time ago the event was is pretty much irrelevant other than the amount of data you can get - if given the results from an experiment done several hundred years ago (well beyond anyone's lifespan) does this mean that they are now automatically untrue?

1

trump: 'we will fight in afghanistan until victorious, or i change my mind, get distracted, look bad, or get bored'

1

towels across water park lounge chairs mark family's ironclad claim

1

meals on wheels volunteers deliver body chocolate, edible underwear to seniors shut in on valentine's day

1

house lawmakers brainstorming some good things to say about poor people before meeting pope francis

1

james holmes shows up to court wearing glasses with eyeballs dangling out on springs

1

Do try to keep up with yourself. People like you are always talking about how we need gun control laws in response to the crimes taking place. But you have absolutely no answer for what to do when said laws are violated.

1

Quite true. Top that with the adolescent mentality exhibited by SP and the boys and you've got yourself a reason to consider calling Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

0

hospitals are supposed to be for healing. in gaza, they're part of the war zone

0

scott baio wants donald trump to 'relentlessly attack' hillary clinton

1

lifelong dream no match for first brush with adversity

1

laura bush noisily devours infant

0

monday's morning email: what to expect from trump's afghanistan strategy

0

55 tips to lose the weight for good

1

great lover also great at slinking out

0

here's the real reason this so-called bernie bro cried at the dnc

1

overweight man receives 'lose weight fast' spam e-mail featuring his picture